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Chapter 372: Call *bed, remember to call your husband

Zhao Ziyue was sweating all over, and subconsciously raised her hands. The pajamas that were hidden in front of her were open. All the treasures on her body were exposed.

Zifeng's eyes widened and curled her lips disdainfully, and said something that made Zhao Ziyue extremely hurt, "I thought it was so great, not much thicker than a match stick."

Zhao Ziyue was so angry that she jumped and scolded, "Damn it's so thick in your match stick?"

Puchi!

Zifeng smiled. The flowers fell. She shook the kitchen knife in her hand and said, "You are so stupid brother. Although your weapon is not as thick as a matchstick, it is more cute than a matchstick."

Zhao Ziyue said with great injuries: "Do you dare not be so hooligan? His weapon is the golden cudgel. It can be thick and thin, soft and hard, short and long. It has many changes. This is a rare treasure."

"Is that?" Zifeng said with a naive face. "Then you can change it to my sister and I want an embroidery needle."

""

"What's wrong? Are you in trouble? Why don't you turn your sister into Optimus Prime. Let's see if you can break the sky. I want to see if there is a Jade Emperor in the sky."

""

Puchi!!

Zi Feng smiled so hard that she leaned forward and closed her arms, and laughed unrestrainedly. A pair of huge weapons kept rising and falling. Ru Mo's hair swung back and forth.

Zhao Ziyue covered her pajamas, shook her wet hair, and said, "Don't make trouble anymore. Let the neighbors around him hear badly."

"Are you afraid it will affect your picking up girls?" Zi Fengjiao gasped. "I'm afraid your fairy lover will be jealous of your college girl?"

"I am just worried about your reputation. You think, in the middle of the night, the lonely man and the widow are living together in the same room. It is not good for your reputation if it is spread like this."

"Famous? Hehe, when did I care about fame? I only care about you." The words became sweet and charming afterwards.

Zhao Ziyue's whole body was like a sieve. "Sister Feng, don't irritate me anymore, okay? She is still a innocent little virgin, how can she withstand your teasing?"

"Bastard! You are Sister Feng! Your whole family is Sister Feng!" Zi Feng said with a cold eyebrows. Her face turned and Yanran smiled and said, "Call me Sister A Zi."

"Call you call me sister A Zi? Brother or Qiao Feng? I guess this crazy woman is crazy about watching "The Legend of the Condor Heroes"!" Zhao Ziyue said intimately.

Seeing that Zhao Ziyue didn't speak, Zifeng walked forward two steps and said with a giggle: "Oh! Silly brother, can't you tell that you are still a innocent little virgin? Come and ask your sister to check it out."

Zhao Ziyue Yue completely collapsed. This crazy woman took action without any effort. It was so fatal!

He can have a lot of ambiguous relationship with the little fairy Manni, go to the big bed together, and fall in love with the phoenix. He knows that Zifeng will not hurt him. But Zifeng is different. She is like a schizophrenia patient, and God doesn't know that he was still smiling last moment.

The next moment, you will meet with a sword. If you go to bed with such a woman, you will have an iron shirt to protect your body. Even if you have an iron shirt, she can still squeeze your eggs. This woman is a ghost who is so evil.

"Stop making trouble. I will participate in the Dragon and Tiger List tomorrow. Just spare me." Zhao Ziyue begged for mercy. A man and a real man beg for mercy to a little woman, I'm sorry.

"Are you begging me?" Zifeng relaxed. "Okay. Let's spare you this time. But I haven't had enough fun yet. I want you to carry me to the roof to count the stars."

"We're going tomorrow so late?"

"Tomorrow? Are you lying to a three-year-old child? Will there be stars tomorrow?"

"I'm talking about tomorrow night."

"No, I'm going tonight. The report said: There will be a meteor shower tonight. I'm going to make a wish."

"You can look at the Meteor Garden. Four handsome guys are for you to choose."

"I don't want it. I just want you." Zifeng said, throwing the kitchen knife in a while and walking to Zhao Ziyue in three or two steps. He reached out and picked up Zhao Ziyue. "Let's go and see the meteor shower."

The first time Zhao Ziyue felt that he was a little boy. He was speechless and could only cry.

Woman! Your name is crazy!

In the early morning, Zhao Ziyue was woken up by Ling Yun.

"Big lazy bug! Get up soon!" Ling Yun knocked on the door twice, but the door opened. At first it was just a crack.

Ling Yun looked at the surroundings and tiptoed to open the door. Zhao Ziyue was lying on the big bed and sleeping soundly.

He patted his cheek gently.

Zhao Ziyue suddenly woke up and shrank to the foot of the bed with a whoosh.

"I won't jump off the building!"

Ling Yun was startled. "What's wrong with you? Have you had a nightmare?"

Zhao Ziyue saw that it was Ling Yun clearly, scratched her head fiercely, and said shyly: "It's okay. It's just a nightmare."

"It's fine. I'm going to have breakfast. I forgot to tell you yesterday. Today, Lingzhi participated in the second round of "Come on, Good Man" and entered the top 50 in one hundred. Do you go with me?" Lingyun asked with anticipation.

Zhao Ziyue asked, "When is the beginning?"

"At 8 o'clock in the evening, this kind of talent show is broadcast in prime time to attract attention."

"Okay. I'll finish my work during the day and accompany you." Zhao Ziyue said after thinking for a moment.

"That's great. I'll call Lingzhi now." Lingyun said excitedly.

"etc!"

"Is there anything else?"

"How do you plan to reward me?"

"Reward? What reward?"

"You have to feed grass to raise a donkey. If you only milk it and don't feed it, it will dispel the donkey's enthusiasm."

"" Ling Yun's face was blushing.

"Come on." Zhao Ziyue pointed to his cheeks full of stubble and said: "After a long time of research, I found that a kiss every morning can increase a woman's heartbeat to 120 times a minute. The lung capacity is increased from the usual 20 times a minute to 60 times a minute. The most important thing for women is that it can consume 12 calories in the human body. Simply put, it can lose weight and also have a beauty effect. Let's try it."

"How do you know so much? I honestly tell you that you kissed the girl?"

Zhao Ziyue, who was trapped in a cocoon, laughed and said, "This is actually something I saw by chance in the book. It's pure nonsense. By the way, Xue'er, your breasts seem to be a little bigger than yesterday."

Zhao Ziyue quickly paid attention to the topic.

Ling Yun snorted coldly, turned around and left.

But Zhao Ziyue grabbed him.

"In the future, remember to call my husband."
Chapter completed!
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