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Chapter 524 Farting Alien

Today is Mo Xiaoming's birthday. Lu Fangqin called early and said that she would go home to congratulate him on her birthday in the evening and would also bring me surprises!

After hearing this good news, Mo Xiaoming was particularly profitable when working today. He started to lead the security guards of Chenguang Group to rectify all areas with safety hazards in the factory since the morning.

People feel refreshed when they are happy. Now Mo Xiaoming is proud of the vernal equinox and is promoted to the Minister of Security Department of Chenguang Group with real assets worth billions. He has hundreds of strong security guards under his command for his dispatch. His prospective father-in-law has also become the technical vice president. His relationship with the beautiful teacher has gradually become clear.

Whether in the Wolf Slayer Gang or the Chenguang Group, everyone who saw him respectfully called him "Brother Xiao Ming" and "Minister Mo". The company also equipped him with a Poussan. The style is old, but now everyone is in the early stages of their business, even Brother Aotian is only equipped with a Passat.

He also rented a house of 100 square meters in the Hubin Garden in the city center. He originally wanted to rent a house of 200 or 150 yuan, but when he thought about it, was he too extravagant? Brother Yue Zi told him that being arrogant and extravagant can make people retreat, but after thinking about it, it would be better to rent a house of 100 yuan.

I drive a car to and from get off work every day, live in a small building, and occasionally make dates with my girlfriend. The life is so beautiful.

Mo Xiaoming and the security guards walked around the factory for a while and it was three o'clock in the afternoon. When they arrived at the cafeteria, they only had a poor dish and soup, including three beans stir-fried meat (fried meat, green beans, peas) and radish soup. There was no way, so they ran all morning and their stomachs were already roaring, so they had to ask for a large plate of fried meat and a large pot of radish soup, and they started eating!

Unexpectedly, before getting off work, Mo Xiaoming's belly was like an off-road jeep engine!----A violent piston movement began! In an instant, a stream of gas rushed out of his body! He rushed to a place where no one was around.

At first, my stomach was still singing softly, but it immediately turned into a slap-like sound like a cannon! My stomach was so swollen! At this moment, Lu Fangqin called and said that she had arrived home and asked Mo Xiaoming to go home quickly.

Home--of course it is the building rented by Mo Xiaoming.

Alas! I had no choice but to go home. I hope she won’t see my embarrassing look! Mo Xiaoming said inwardly.

On the way home, Mo Xiaoming tried hard to fart a lot. He was almost downstairs and his stomach felt much better. He felt that no more problems should have happened. He saw Lu Fangqin who was waiting for him downstairs from afar.

Teacher Xiao Lu dressed up in youthfulness today. He was wearing a warm red knitted shirt on his upper body, and a set of sky blue jeans on his lower body. He wore a purple little bud hat on his head. He was full of youth.

Seeing her beautiful girlfriend, Mo Xiaoming's heart flew up. Lu Fangqin also looked a little excited. She shouted, "Xiao Ming, tonight, I have prepared a very wonderful gift for you that will surely surprise you."

Before he walked upstairs, Lu Fangqin smiled and covered Mo Xiaoming's eyes tightly with a piece of cloth, saying that he wanted to give him a surprise! He also led him to a chair located in front of the dining table and made him swear that he would not peek.

Suddenly, Mo Xiaoming felt like he was trying to fart again. At this moment, Lu Fangqin's cell phone rang.

This saved my life! Mo Xiaoming said intimately, "I made an excuse to ask Lu Fangqin to go to another room to answer the phone!" Teacher Xiao Lu insisted that Mo Xiaoming could not uncover the blindfolded cloth, and even asked him to swear! Then he ran to another room to answer the phone.

As soon as she left, Mo Xiaoming seized the opportunity, moved all the weight of his body to one leg, and released the fart. Not only did the fart sound very loud, but the smell was like the stench emitted by a rotten egg.

The stench filled the air, and the smoke was so fumigated that Mo Xiaoming could hardly breathe, so he touched the chair cushion and sang it hard, trying to smudge the unpleasant smell. Just when he felt better, another fart came again. He raised his legs and started to put it on!

The fart sounded like the sound of a diesel engine turning quickly, and this time the smell was even worse. In order not to suffocate himself, Mo Xiaoming waved the chair cushion with his arm and fanned it, hoping that the smell would dissipate as soon as possible.

When everything was about to return to normal, another fart rushed over impatiently. So Mo Xiaoming stood up, bent down, and stuck his butt backwards and put it out! He let it out. This fart was truly first-class, and even the newspaper on the table behind him was blown to the ground---

If you have farts, you won’t let it hurt your internal organs, and if you don’t have farts, you will exercise.

Mo Xiaoming was so depressed that he just wanted to cry. Although his little body was a little thin, he didn't need to exercise with his farts. When Qinqin came back later, how could it be so pitiful!

He listened to the voice of Lu Fangqin's conversation in another room. Because he had to keep his promise not to peek, he didn't dare to open his blindfold. He could only keep farting in the dark. In order to quickly expel all the gas in his stomach without making the room smell worse! He unbuttoned his belt, took off his underwear and trousers below his lower abdomen, exposed his butt, and groped to open the door of the balcony behind him, almost stretching his entire butt to the balcony, and began to fart wildly-----

Ah! It feels much better!

Afterwards, he danced and fanned the room with his chair, praying that the stench would dissipate quickly.

In this way, for the next ten minutes, he kept farting while slapping the chair cushion. Finally, when he heard Lu Fangqin say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and his belly were much better!

Mo Xiaoming quickly tied his pants, tidied up his hair, and began to smile gracefully as his dear Qinqin came to surprise him.

When Lu Fangqin approached, Mo Xiaoming smiled with satisfaction and looked gentle. After all, not any man's girlfriend remembers the man's birthday. Teacher Xiao Lu first called her for so long and apologized to Mo Xiaoming, and then asked him if he had secretly lifted the cloth.

After Mo Xiaoming assured her that she did not peek, Lu Fangqin removed the cloth covering Mo Xiaoming's eyes and smiled at him, "Accident! My colleagues insisted that I take them to see you today. They said that you are very graceful in the photos and are very handsome! Look! Look, the five sitting at the table are all good sisters in my unit, and the six standing on the balcony are my best friends when I was in school!"

At this time, Mo Xiaoming was extremely shocked and frightened to discover that there were a lot of girls sitting around the dining table opposite him, and another pile of them stood on the balcony behind him, colorful and beautiful. They were all here to attend this birthday party that surprised Mo Xiaoming.

And now, each of them looked at Mo Xiaoming with an indescribable expression on their faces, as if they had discovered the Martians---

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