Lu Xiaoyu held a string of candied haws in his left hand and a string of fried stinky tofu in his right hand, looking excited. He wore a small black windbreaker and ran fast in front of Zhao Ziyue. He had a spicy hot pot with Zhao Ziyue just now, and crystal beads of sweat were hanging on the tip of his forehead and nose, and his tongue was still numb.

Zhao Ziyue was wearing a yellow casual jacket that he bought for fifty dollars from a street stall. He was carrying marshmallows, fish skin beans, popcorn, and three large bags in his left hand. He grabbed three cornmeal sticks with his right hand, and his face was sweating, but it was not spicy, but was tired of accompanying his daughter to go shopping.

Unexpectedly, not far from the street of the "Six-star Hotel", there is a small night market. A thin and long street full of buying all kinds of snacks, gadgets, books, flowers, clothes, goldfish, accessories, etc. It should be found that Lu Xiaoyu, who was kept in a warm nest cage like a canary, seemed to be fascinated by all kinds of snacks, and had to taste all kinds of snacks. One end, one end, one pair of smart big eyes kept turning, as if the silly girl from the countryside had entered the city, and she felt novel in everything. Look left and right, and she just regretted that she had fewer eyes. This made Zhao Ziyue suffer, and she almost became a free porter.

When he remembered the scene where Xiaoyu helped him get the bullets in the hotel just now, Zhao Ziyue thought of the scene where Li Xiangqin, played by Stephen Chow, helped him get the bullets after Stephen Chow was shot.

"Does it hurt?" Lu Xiaoyu rolled up her sleeves in sweat and helped Zhao Ziyue take off her pants.

Zhao Ziyue lay on the bed, holding a cigarette in her mouth, squinted her eyes and looked at the portraits on the wall, thinking that there are more and more artificial beauties nowadays. He obviously has single eyelids, but he has to spend a high price to cut it. His double eyelids are not like double eyelids, and they can't get rid of them. If they are well, it's okay. But I heard that there was a super girl who had plastic surgery last year. It's a pity! A beauty died, but there are still long and long articles in the newspaper.

Listen to 'Beauty is innocent, plastic surgery is harmful'. Nonsense, even smoking cigarettes is marked as smoking is harmful to health, who doesn't know that plastic surgery is harmful. But today you reported that sympathized with the poor little super girl. Tomorrow, you changed your face and went to conduct a special promotion for a certain beauty company. The little girls who love beauty pay the tickets in their hands and lie on the operating table. Who can know who will be the next unlucky super girl? The misleading public opinion is the root cause of hurting girls!"

Seeing that Zhao Ziyue was not moving, Lu Xiaoyu blushed and gently helped him take off his underwear. Halfway, the wound on his butt was exposed, and of course, the crotch on the upper part of Zhao Ziyue's coquettish butt was also exposed. There was a small red ** on the left butt, and there were dry blood on the outside. Because of taking off his underwear and exerting a little force, blood gushed out from the small hole.

"It hurts very much, right?" Lu Xiaoyu asked with heartache, and after that, he bit his lower lip tightly.

"It doesn't hurt, it's just a little itchy. Come on, help me take out the little bug on my butt, it seems to be still drilling in."

Lu Xiaoyu gritted his teeth, picked up the knife and tweezers, gestured to Zhao Ziyue's butt, and said with a sad face: "I...I can't do it."

The knife and tweezers were bought by Zhao Ziyue in a nearby clinic, and it also brought a large bag of gauze and cotton. When Aunt Ruhua looked at Zhao Ziyue with a surprised look and was carrying a large bag of medical supplies in her hand, Zhao Ziyue turned around to Aunt Ruhua and smiled and said, "My girlfriend has a period of menstruation. Look at me carrying her, look! I'm making this outfit, but don't worry, I will definitely not dirty your bed sheets. I promise that if they get dirty, I will accompany you two new ones." Zhao Ziyue has never blushed when he lies.

"Hmph!" Sister Ruhua snorted coldly, twisting the chubby meat mountain and walking towards her own room. You could hear the shaking sound of "dongdong" like a small tank crushing over next door.

"Come on, just treat it as dissecting a frog in the laboratory. Just treat me as a frog, come on." Zhao Ziyue turned around and smiled slightly at Lu Xiaoyu.

Lu Xiaoyu seemed to be infected by this smile, and his hands were shaking lightly. He was not panicked. He took tweezers and a knife and approached Zhao Ziyue's wound and began to dissect the frog.

"It's strange. This blond girl with long legs has a pretty figure. It's just... the only thing that's not good is a pair of **s sagging slightly. Little fish, do you know where the beauty of men and women lies?"

Lu Xiaoyu shook his head and said, "I don't know." As he spoke, he was sweating profusely and half of the bullets were out.

Zhao Ziyue spat out a mouthful of smoke and said with a smile: "Tell you, men are beautiful in their shoulders, and women are beautiful in their breasts, but this is just the most general overview. Since ancient times, China has labeled beautiful men with thin waist, wide shoulders, straight nose, solemn manners, broad mind, majestic and radiant appearance. Such a gentleman with a spirit is not liked by women. But in the Wei and Jin Dynasties, oh, more than 1,500 years from now, two very chaotic dynasties, the handsome men have changed their taste, and they require white faces, no need, and their figures are like women. They usually have to apply powder and whiten them. Haha, where is this a man?"

"What kind of woman is the most attractive woman?" Lu Xiaoyu asked guiltily. She almost took out the bullet just now, but her hand shook and the golden bullet with blood slipped back. Zhao Ziyue smiled slightly, and his butt was on him, so he could not feel it, but he didn't point it out. If she really said it, Xiaoyu would probably never take action again.

"The most attractive woman." The last word "Ma" deliberately pulled the long tone, catching the little fish's appetite.

Suddenly, Lu Xiaoyu's watery autumn eyes became extremely gentle, almost melting the glaciers in the Arctic. She thought to herself: I wonder if she is the most attractive woman now? While fiddling with the knife and tweezers with both hands, she said softly in a sweet voice that kills people without paying her life: "It's all my fault. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be hurt. You... punish me!"

Zhao Ziyue, who was lying on the bed, was amused and laughed, shook her head and said, "What do men do? A man just rolled over the big bed with a woman and blocked the woman's side from the wind and rain. Otherwise, what do women want men to do? But we don't seem to have rolled over the big bed yet. I'll have to find some interest to come back in the evening."

"I dare to threaten me again, I will take out the bullet for you and stuff it in." Lu Xiaoyu stretched out his neck and said sternly. It's really a woman's face. The sky in June can change at any time.

Faced with such a threat, Zhao Ziyue immediately changed the subject and said with a wicked smile: "The most attractive woman I just mentioned is actually a sexy woman. Women are not the sexiest, only more sexy. What I call sexy is of course not the sexy you think is full of naked seduction. Don't think wrongly."

Why can't I get it out? Lu Xiaoyu wiped the sweat with his arms wearing a thin black thread, and said angrily: "goon!"

"yesmadam!" Zhao Ziyue learned his lesson this time and continued: "Women are beautiful in their breasts, which is the finishing touch. After men look at women's faces, they often pay attention to women's breasts. If the woman's face is ordinary and her breasts are very well-proportioned, and with a hot figure, such a woman is also very sexy."

"Sexy is not the kind of striking and showing off the slightest scent, but the golden-powder temptation that can easily stop the faint fragrance. Even Katemos, who is not outstanding in figure and unable to show off his curves, became popular all over the world with just a teasing photo of his tongue curled up and half of his lips. This is sexy! Who else can be indifferent to Cameron Diaz, who stole the heroine Julia Roberts's limelight in the film "My Best Friend's Wedding"? Because her hip-titting action successfully challenged the man's sight and appetite."

Lu Xiaoyu's face was already red, just like the apples sold on the market with ripening agents. Gu Panshengzi, the supermodels Katemoss and cameraondiaz mentioned by Zhao Ziyue, and sometimes even greeted him at social dances. This pervert, when he mentioned the two aunt-level women, he was drooling, damn it!

A minute passed, and a cold sweat broke out on Zhao Ziyue's forehead. He clenched his fists and said with a smile: "Chen Yun Chang was concentrating on playing chess and scraping his bones to heal his wounds. Before, Ling Lingqi focused on watching A-film to get the bullet. Now, Zhao Ziyue is indifferent to the dream girl taking the shrapnel. No, it's also a bullet. Did he take it out? Little Fish? Show me what almost exploded my anus."

"Then, let's see!" Lu Xiaoyu loosened his tweezers and fell into the only glass in the room with a bloody golden bullet.

Looking at the only peanut left in the paper cup, Zhao Ziyue suddenly remembered the bullet taken out of his butt. Xiaoyu finished eating the last hawthorn and said happily: "Let's go soon, the peanuts have not been finished yet? I still can't bear to throw away the paper cup? There are something better in front, let's go!"
Chapter completed!