Chapter 202: Stupid
Fuli Villa, at the foot of the mountain, the elf camp.
"Hey." Qian Shang said suddenly: "Heroes may be fools, but in the final analysis, not every fool can become a hero."
The bald eagle looked at Qian Shang with a slightly mocking smile: "Do you have a hero complex? Oh, did I hurt your weak heart? I'm so sorry."
"You will never understand, war tycoon." He emphasized the last four words with a smile on his face.
"My IQ is enough for me to understand ten times more things than you. You might as well tell me." The bald eagle raised its face and raised a finger arrogantly.
"Every action you take is made after repeated thinking, so you only do reasonable things. Crazy has no chance with you. However, heroes - the 'idiots' you call - never consider whether it is reasonable or not.
He only thinks about whether he should do it or not. For example, you can never do such a stupid thing as cutting off the enemy by yourself and letting the team retreat first."
"I feel that even if I am not in the army but in a damn five-man regiment, I am still the more important one. If there is a so-called abandonment order, there is no doubt that I will stay until the end, while others should
Cut off the queen for me."
Qian Shang smiled and shook his head: "It's a shame that you can say such selfish things."
The bald eagle yawned and turned away, as if he was too lazy to discuss such a nutritious topic: "It would be a harm to the public to sacrifice me. Forget it, even if I explain my importance to you, it is just playing the piano to a cow."
Qian Shang left decisively and walked to the other side of the camp: "This is the first time I hate a person so much. You are so pathetic. You have never had a chance to become a hero in this life."
The bald eagle muttered: "'You are so pathetic'... God, the people in the Education Bureau should really see that the next generation of the United States needs to establish correct values. Tsk, I feel that my IQ has been lowered."
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maritime.
When Lancang Dragon King arrived, Captain Pisa was indeed surprised and happy, but after the surprise, he fell into deep uneasiness. He really didn't want to hear what Lord Jiang Huahuo would say next:
With hero-level strength, can’t he defeat a second-level professional?
An entire fleet was entangled by less than five hundred mermaids?
I have to take part in a small war?
Are you sorry?
Do you still have any sense of shame?!
…
However, Jiang Huahuo did not say these words to him. Even when his eyes met, he only conveyed care and kindness. Those were not the eyes of a superior blaming his subordinates, but the eyes of a friend helping a friend. Captain Pizza suddenly understood that after so many years
, Jiang Huahuo has never changed.
The whirlpool slowly calmed down, and [Water Realm Shift] ended.
Jiang Huahuo, who had come across the ocean, stood on the sea and faced the numerous mermaids. He let out a long sigh: "I have to think about how to treat you. If you are human beings, I will beat you up; if you
It's a fish, so I have to smile and forget about this unpleasant incident. But you are mermaids! I have to take a compromise approach, give you a good beating first, and then forget about it."
Soapbubble said dumbly: "Your joke is so cold."
"Hahaha, although I also know this fact, please don't say it!" Jiang Huahuo took a step forward, and the sea surface immediately surged! All the blood and bone ships were pushed far away by the waves, but the fish people seemed to be stuck in glue.
, unable to move!
Then, Jiang Huahuo took out a chessboard with a white background and black lines from his sleeve, and threw it into the sea! Suddenly, some kind of void yet existing force field covered the sea area, and a small world emerged in the entire plane.
!The red and black dragon beast statues slowly floated up from the sea waves, and the electric light outlined their bright white outlines, making their fangs and claws even more terrifying!
In the next moment, this area turned from sea water to lava! In the hissing steam, several female mermaid players with low physical fitness screamed and turned into torches because their fat was ignited! Although the mermaids were in the water
He was invincible, but couldn't survive even a minute in the lava! The dragon beast statue came to life, taking to the lava like a fish in water, catching mermaids everywhere!
"This is the 'Ancestral Dragon Battlefield', retreat!" Soapbubble raised his arms and shouted. With a heavy thump, the trident actually parted the lava, revealing the boiling sea water below. He was about to drill down, but he paused slightly because of the lava.
They gathered together immediately without giving him a chance.
【Water Realm Shift】.
Jiang Huahuo appeared behind Soapbubble, his hand was on the back of Soapbubble's head, and he pressed down. Shit! Soapbubble was struggling painfully, and smoke with a burnt smell was floating from both sides of his face.
A thunder across the sky!
In the electric light, Jiang Huahuo's face was extremely ferocious. He lifted up the soap bubbles, and then pressed them down hard! Lift them up, press them down! Lift them up, press them down! After being abused again and again, Jiang Huahuo
Hanabi twisted Soapbubble's face hard and laughed loudly: "Boy, if you endure it obediently, maybe my anger will be gone."
Soapbubble's skin was covered with scales, and even his eyes were protected by transparent eyes and faces, so he was not harmed by the lava at all. He just stared at Jiang Huahuo stubbornly, so brave that it seemed as if spittle would come flying at him at any time: "What do you want?
"
"I haven't used it for a long time..."
Jiang Huahuo's nails suddenly grew longer and inserted into Soapbubble's neck. Those scales that could withstand magma were no different from tissue paper in front of the nails. Within a second, Soapbubble's whole expression became exhausted, and his body was greatly weakened.
He became thinner and his skin became wrinkled. He couldn't be brave and could only weakly say: "You..."
[Seize water]. A living thing's body is 70% water, and Jiang Huahuo can seize it all.
"It's not over yet." Jiang Huahuo said softly, then he threw up the soap bubbles that had become dried fish, and transformed into a one-horned black dragon! His tone also changed accordingly, wild and violent, spouting the salty smell of the tsunami.
Breath: "Hahahaha! Didn't anyone tell you? If you want to live on the sea, don't mess with me!"
With just one mouthful, the black dragon swallowed the soap bubbles into its belly, [Swallow], [Kill the Soul]! The King of Mermaids, who was so glorious one minute, had no scum left in the next minute! Then, the lava turned back into
A whirlpool with a diameter of three kilometers was generated in the sea water. Countless mermaids and ocean monsters were involuntarily swept towards the center of the whirlpool. No one could escape! What awaited them was a dragon head with its maw wide open!
[Sea King Festival], the notorious Umi Demon River Fireworks in the past, a unique skill to dominate the sea!
"It's so scary...how could your Excellency show up in person?" The first mate asked Captain Pisa while using a telescope to observe the situation in the center of the whirlpool from a safe distance three kilometers away.
"When I have to separate from the 'Lanhui', your Excellency will receive an emergency signal. Maybe he thinks we are in danger, so he rushes over." Captain Pisa sighed while stroking the side of the ship, his eyes filled with sadness: "What a failure.
You shouldn’t have bothered me at all... Damn it, why are you waiting so foolishly! Set sail and move forward! Then we have to rush to another battlefield, please stay alert!"
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Reef Islands, Mermaid City-State.
It's already stormy here.
It is an interesting city, just like Venice, with half of it submerged in water. The door specifications are very special, with two meters above the water and two meters below the water. No wooden or iron doors are installed in any residential buildings.
Seaweed is used as a door curtain. If someone is invited into these houses, they will find that half of the space in the house is sea water and half is air. It is the most suitable place for mermaids or amphibian orcs to live. Many houses are made of hollowed-out huge
The strength and size of these shells are enough to make you believe in Atlantis and other ocean-related legends.
The same goes for the Royal Palace, which is half in the water, but it is not built with shells. It is made of finely processed white marble. The architectural style is so Athenian that it can restore the Crete of the 20th century BC.
It must be quite old, because three-meter-high large corals can be seen everywhere in the palace. Lifelike stone sculptures are lined up on both sides of the corridor. They are all naked, muscular mermaid warriors. They may be holding spears.
Or driving chariots, they have frozen the history of thousands of years ago. Of course, they are now covered with barnacles and have become a new history. There are also reliefs on the wall behind the warrior statues. Although they have been seriously eroded, grapes and olives can still be recognized.
and citrus crops, giving a glimpse of a corner of the mermaid empire that has been buried in history.
If you come to the mermaid city-state in person, historians will make a huge new discovery: although the only mermaid empire in the strict sense is Atlantis, in the past, mermaids must have had prosperous maritime trade routes or incomparable
Only with a strong pioneering spirit can the ruins of palaces be left on the reef islands far across the ocean. From various signs, it can be seen that the mermaid empire of the past was by no means inferior to the Elf King's Court. But then again, no matter how powerful the mermaid is,
The empire still fell, and nature is really impermanent.
The successor of the Mermaid Empire, the "Luoyin" soap bubble is located in the main hall of the palace. The main hall is rectangular, with finely carved marble pillars supporting the dome, which looks very majestic and dignified. If a mathematician comes in person, he will
You know that the design principle of this main hall includes the law of the golden section. The throne is located at the golden section point, naturally becoming the focus of the audience. This throne is carved from a whole piece of jade, translucent, and the whole body is blue.
The impurities and bubbles contained are like fish the size of fingernails. The water has flooded the cushions of the throne, but has not flooded the armrests of the throne, allowing the soap bubbles to sit on it like a mermaid.
The main hall is full of mermaid players. They gather in groups, with worried faces and chattering: "What should I do? I've offended someone I shouldn't have offended this time! Jiang Huahuo will lead his troops to attack!"
"How about surrendering to him?" "What you said is bullshit. Will that kind of devil accept surrender?"
When people are in panic, only the soap bubbles remain motionless.
He sat on the jade throne, biting his nails hard, showing a heartfelt smile, and said to the man who was not in front of him: "Sooner or later, I will be as majestic as you, making every inch of sea water my territory! I still have to wait.
How long, how long do I have to wait?! I can’t wait any longer!”
Chapter completed!