Bang!

Slap!

Slap sex!

The small bedroom about twenty square meters is full of sounds of the tummy and keyboard intersecting. Fortunately, the house is small and has a very good sound insulation. Otherwise, Jing Ming would have been shouted by the single Chihuahua next door sooner or later.

There is only one table, one bed and one cabinet in the house. This is a humble room, but I have a hearty virtue and a full set of services for snake oil, flower dew, water, mosquitoes and refreshing.

"I have admired three men in my life, one dancing with snakes, one falling in love with ghosts, and the other not even letting go of insects."

While Jing Ming was lying down to the sky, he could be misled by 404 novels at any time, while his thoughts were no longer known wherever he drifted.

This is a normal phenomenon. Anyone who has been in a state of accident or indifference after a day is over.

But there is no way, he doesn't want to become a eunuch in the new era.

I would like to ask you how much sorrow you can have. I won’t say the next sentence is too miserable.

Jing Ming coded for a while and then immediately checked the number of words. My kidneys are only 537 words, a batch that is still far away from tonight's 5,000.

"I want to die... I really want to raise a snake, I'll play the flute and dance..."

He moaned, and the novel he wrote was the two or three things that people had to say between people and snakes.

If you don’t write, read novels, or play games, you will never know how many years ago, freedom of love has become fashion.

A year ago, he was so young that he only knew that men and women were equal, but now he realized that people and beasts were equal.

Especially a senior sage named Xu Xian gave him a lot of inspiration.

It turned out that there was a prototype of a non-person party that had been around for many years ago. It was terrible, really terrible.

Why do you think it's scary?

Because people got pregnant with snakes, they directly broke the species isolation of modern biological theory, and the biological world had to stop crying. Countless coffin boards exploded. You said it was scary or not, it simply subverted the three views.

After a moment.

Jing Ming collapsed on the chair behind him, looking up at the lonely fluorescent light.

To be honest, he was a little sad.

because,

because,

For some reason, as he wrote, he suddenly felt that it was quite good to live with a snake, at least Xia Liang wasn't it?

Madon, if this continues, he won’t be over, right?

I am already sub-healthy, so I guess I have to talk to the nurse and aunt sooner or later.

Now I feel mentally abnormal. If something happens in the future, will I be reported like this?

‘A certain amateur author was addicted to writing novels and was mentally ill. He was bitten to death when he was molested his pet snake.’

“233.”

Jing Ming smiled. It was impossible, it was completely impossible because he couldn't afford to raise a snake.

The poor won a game back.

In addition, the story of the farmer and the snake tells us a simple truth: you fall in love with someone else's heart and your flesh is on.

He looked at the bottom right foot of the computer screen and found that it was already three o'clock in the morning.

"I'm hungry, eat a bowl of instant noodles."

He stretched and prepared to get up. Three o'clock in the morning was used to him.

So a salesperson of an insurance company called him every day like a death-hunting person, and tried his best to persuade him to buy a personal accident insurance.

When Jing Ming thought of this, his face turned dark. My mother, even if I was an orphan, I bought a personal accident and had a bird for use, would the beneficiary still fill in your name?

However, he has never experienced the fact that he often dies suddenly after staying up late and doesn’t know whether it is true or false, but he found that it can be whitened and has white and blue hair.

A pot of hot water and a bowl of instant noodles, the fragrance is everywhere, and the fireworks on earth are everywhere.

This is the delicacy of the world!

Life is just for the sake of the person next to you, and you can make a bowl of instant noodles.

“One book satisfactory.”

Jing Ming put down the chopsticks and moaned comfortably, then stood up with the bowl.

It turns out that the three-minute instant noodles method in a certain movie has not changed much about the taste.

Suddenly, his eyes turned dark and he felt a little low in blood pressure. The soup in the bowl instantly sprinkled onto the computer.

With a "crackling" sound, the computer screen immediately turned black.

"Fuck."

Jing Ming almost didn't spit out an old blood. My manuscript is my lifeblood!!

His heart almost went with the screen.

Black Chiefs who have lost important files or have crashed the game and saved the game and then zeroed in the instant they pass the game.

He was about to reach out to check it out, but stopped when he was about to touch the computer.

"Yohe, do you want to tempt me to travel through time?"

Jing Ming said that this trick is too old. He has written novels for so many years and has never seen any tricks before, so he has been preparing for it.

"I remember being here?"

He immediately went to the cabinet next to him to find a pair of insulated gloves, with four big words written on the packaging, "Original authentic".

Humph, this was what he bought from the honest store in Taobao, just to deal with today's things.

"Perfect."

After putting on the gloves, Jing Ming touched the screen of the display without fear.

Just a moment,

The whole building is dark...

"Fuck! I just drew the ss!!! I haven't saved it yet, which one can kill me!!"

"The person upstairs shouted, damn, my sss didn't even shout!"

"My fgo, my king ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

However, Jing Ming, who caused all this, just wanted to say one thing, "I'll fuck you, an honest businessman."

But he didn't know that just three days after he bought the insulated gloves, the store had closed down.

......

In a primeval forest, a figure lying on the ground trembled for a moment, and then suddenly opened his eyes.

He stood up and took a look at the scene around him. The huge ancient trees above twenty meters high were handed over to cover the sky and the sun. The deep atmosphere, coupled with a coldness that penetrated into the bone marrow, seemed to be a frequent accident.

It is probably not easy for Bei Ye to come here.

Sadako fights Beth, five or five?

"Fuck, I still couldn't escape."

Jing Ming couldn't help but curse. He worked hard for hundreds of days and nights, just for a flag that was never a eunuch.

Now, I still haven't escaped the fate of entering the palace to face the saint.

He slowly got up and checked his whole body first.

After writing novels for so many years, at least I know the first thing I do after traveling through time is to calm down.

First ensure your own safety, then check whether you have memory, then find a way to obtain information and survive.

He also knows some ordinary sleeping skills. Judging from the height of the trees in the forest, it is not uncommon for a bear to come out.

Unfortunately, if it was a baby bear, he could still be a bear-beat hero, but if it was a young bear, he would immediately kneel down and sing about the bear-being.

"The material of this dress..."

Jing Ming touched the clothes on his body and found that it was not any material he knew.

He pulled it hard, it was intact and the strength was first-class.

And, not only that.

He took a deep breath and closed his eyes.

Everything around him immediately fell into silence.

However,
Chapter completed!