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Chapter 77 Premiere Day (Part 2)(1/2)

Chinese movies are not shot like this.

Not only is Chinese movies not filmed like this, but no one in the world's film industry can play like this.

The soundtrack and dubbing should pay attention to the entry point. If the wrong point is cut, then the thing to reflect will completely change.

For example, your extremely nervous horror movie suddenly has an episode of "Northeastern people are alive**"...

This feeling...

The chicken is sour and refreshing.

The girl, who was wrapped like a rice dumpling, saw the banana and then found everyone's eyes with extremely fear expressions, suddenly she didn't know what to say, as if she had been subverted.

What is this movie going to do?

but……

Surprisingly, this kind of unreasonable trick plot actually works very well.

While all the movie fans were stunned, there was another burst of laughter...

They didn't know why they laughed, but in short, they just laughed like that!

The more ferocious the expression of the farmer "Lu Aiguo" inside, the louder the roar, the more the audience felt the more funny...

Especially after the festive sound of suona appeared in this song "Today is a Good Day", this sense of joy inexplicably reached its peak.

At the same time, the acting skills of the actors in it are also very realistic, as if they really saw a knife...

But it is not a knife, it is just a banana!

Have you ever seen a person holding a banana and then scaring everyone?

No……

This good acting, coupled with a banana, eventually formed a subtle chemical reaction.

Then, more than half of the fans were laughing.

but……

After laughing, the background soundtrack changed again...

It has become another kind of background music that sounds funny...

……………………………………

"I'm not a teacher, I'm a barber, it's not my business. I'm not a teacher, I...!"

“…”

"Don't get angry, I can understand you, really, I understand you very much..."

“…”

"I don't, no, I used to have a son, I..."

“…”

Teacher Huang stared at the "banana" with sweat, and took a breath...

"Banana" is very close to him.

The camera gave Teacher Huang a close-up, and his forehead was covered in sweat.

His throat trembled, and then a scene appeared in his mind that he picked up the student ID (Zhang Yu) played by Qin Yao this morning...

"If God gives me another chance, I will ignore that hair. Even if I finish that hair, I won't pick up the student, I won't send it to school if I pick up the student ID, and I won't pretend to be a teacher when I send it in..."

Then, the narration sound was inserted into the memories of this morning!

After seeing this scene, the audience suddenly looked like they saw Ultraman suddenly turning into a monster!

What's the thing?

This person is not a teacher, but he is Tony, a barber next to the school?

Have a teacher’s dream?

This is too much, is this OK?

etc!

The audience suddenly remembered something...

The security guard of this school seems to be the one who sold bananas to people in the first act. Judging from this, this person is not a security guard?

So, what about the teachers in this school?

Where have you gone?

Another big reversal made the audience look confused...

The confusion did not last long, the plot changed again, and the camera turned outside the school...

"Hello, Liu Jiao, I am Xu Guo, the new teacher, my classroom is...ah? I will call you in the afternoon? I will ask me to go home in the morning? Don't come to school? The time is wrong? Not today? Did I remember the wrong time?"

“…”

"Am I really crazy? Or is my Alzheimer's disease getting worse and worse? I'm only forty-seven years old!"

“…”

In the camera, a bald middle-aged man hung up his phone blankly and began to doubt his life.

Then...

"Hello, can you help me see the pancake and fruit stall first? It seems that something happened to me in school..." Cai Jiaming's character looked anxiously at the middle-aged man who was trapped in self-doubt, and then hurried into the school.

“???”

The camera gives a close-up to the bald middle-aged man.

The bald middle-aged man stared at the pancake shovel in his hand blankly, feeling that he was schizophrenia.

"Boss, give me a pancake..."

"boss……"

“…”

As the urging sounded, the middle-aged man was in a trance.

Then……

Just started doing it.

In the cinema.

When the camera turned here, all the audience looked at the bald middle-aged man with extremely wonderful expressions...

The audience was stunned again!

"Wait, tell me, what's going on with this plot?"

"What? The authentic teacher went to sell pancakes?"

"Wait, what happened to the principal? How could he still say this? The principal is not the principal, right?"

"Damn..."

“…”

……………………………………

Zhao Yu looked at this nonsense plot.

I'm almost vomiting.

What plot is Shen Lang going to do?

What about this?

He subconsciously glanced at Zhang Yijun, but found that Zhang Yijun's expression was very serious.

"Director Zhang, do I think we are..."

"Continue to watch... Although the plot of this movie is a bit irrelevant and the soundtracks are mixed, I feel a sense of irony, and it is very strong, and haven't you noticed it? So far, no one has left halfway, and no one has played with his mobile phone..."

"ah?"

"I seem to have seen a new eye-catching filming technique, but this approach is too evil..." Zhang Yijun narrowed his eyes.

“…”

Zhao Yu looked around.

Then……

He suddenly found that everyone was complaining about the movie, but the problem was that no one was playing with his phone down.

Everyone seemed to be happy, and they were concentrating on complaining while watching the movie.

Zhao Yu suddenly felt uncomfortable.
To be continued...
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