Chapter 924 She won't let me be a hero(1/2)
Hearing Yang Hui's sudden words, Lin Hao hurriedly looked outside and found that without realizing it, she had driven the car into the old street on Siping Road.
After the car drove forward for another two to three hundred meters, it finally stopped beside an open-air food stall called "Qiangji".
I don't know whether it's because the midnight snack time hasn't come yet, or because the chef's skills are not good, but the business of the food stall is very deserted. Only two tables in the corner are occupied.
Yang Hui seemed to be very familiar with this place. After parking the car, she walked straight to a table and sat down. Then she shouted to the bald cook who was cooking with his shirt off, "Hi, boss!"
When the bald boss saw Yang Hui, he shouted happily: "Miss Yang, you are back!"
Yang Hui smiled and said: "Yes, Zhuancheng is back to help you!"
The bald boss also laughed and said, "That's great!"
Yang Huidao: "Do you still remember what I like to eat?"
"Remember, why don't you remember!" The bald boss raised his fingers and said, "Dry-fried beef lotus, perilla snails, Maidong keel soup, and mung bean paste!"
Yang Hui said: "Then have one!"
"Okay!" The bald boss agreed, then looked at Lin Hao sitting behind Yang Hui and asked, "Is this your brother?"
Yang Hui said: "No, my boyfriend!"
"Uh." The bald boss Ming was choked, nodded to Lin Hao with a smile, and went to work on his own!
Lin Hao took advantage of the opportunity and whispered: "He is saying that you are eating young cows!"
Yang Hui rolled her eyes at him, "I'm not an old man, and you're not a young cow either!"
Lin Hao asked curiously: "Then what am I?"
Yang Huidao: "You are a thousand-year-old fox with a fresh appearance!"
Lin Hao sweated, stopped messing with him, and asked seriously: "Why did you bring me here?"
Yang Huidao: "If I said I would sincerely bring you here for a late-night snack, would you believe it?"
Lin Hao shook his head, "I don't believe it!"
Yang Huidao: "When I first came out of the Taoist temple, I lived on this old street. It took me more than two years before I moved outside! During those two years, I invested all the money I earned here."
Lin Hao said: "Huh?"
Yang Hui didn't say any more, because the dishes she ordered had already been served. In addition to fried beef lotus, perilla snails, Maidong keel soup, and mung bean paste, the boss also sent a pumpkin cake.
Lin Hao tasted everything and felt that the taste was average. There was too much beef fat, the snails were not fresh enough, the dragon bone soup had too much MSG, and the mung bean paste was so thick that there was no water. Especially the pumpkin cake, which was not enough in the first place.
It's so sweet, and it also has added sugar. You'll feel sick after just one bite!
With such craftsmanship, no wonder the business is so bad! Lin Hao couldn't help but sigh in secret!
However, after fighting with Yang Hui for several hours on the hilltop opposite the Qiuri Club, he was indeed hungry, so he didn't say anything, picked up the bowl and started eating.
There is a saying that goes well: From simple to luxurious and easy, from luxurious to simple and difficult!
Yang Hui had obviously been away from here for a long time. After getting used to the exquisite and delicious delicacies from the mountains and seas outside, when she came back to eat these shoddy food stall dishes, they were already as tasteless as chewing meat, so she put down her chopsticks after only two bites.
At this time, the two tables in the corner over there were full and ready to leave.
Seeing them leaving, Yang Hui couldn't help but sigh, "Times are progressing, and we should soon enter a country without banknotes!"
Lin Hao said: "Huh?"
Yang Huidao: "Everything was settled using WeChat or Alipay. When I accompanied Wu Ruolan to buy groceries that day, even the aunt who sold the groceries had a QR code for customers to scan!"
Lin Hao said disapprovingly: "What is this? When I drove past the traffic lights that day, a beggar asked me to scan a QR code!"
Yang Hui said slightly surprised: "Really?"
"I'm lying to you, I saw it on Moments!" Lin Hao laughed, "But it's good now. You don't need to bring a wallet when you go out, just bring a mobile phone!"
While the two were chatting and laughing, the bald boss suddenly shouted, "Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, the bill hasn't been settled yet!"
Did you meet someone who had a meal? Or did you accidentally forget to pay?
If it's the latter, Lin Hao thinks it's reasonable, because even Wu Ruolan, who is very careful, often forgets to pay when selling things, or else he forgets to take things after paying for them!
Although Lin Hao was confused, he didn't pay attention to it, because every day when he went out, Wu Ruolan would tell him repeatedly not to meddle in other people's business!
When the group of people heard the bald boss's cry, they didn't run away, but they all fell back.
It was only then that Lin Hao noticed how this group of people were dressed. Their hair was dyed in various colors, and their clothes were also strangely shaped. It didn’t look like a good idea at first glance!
I’m afraid it’s not that easy for the bald boss to get them to pay the bill!
The leader, a dark-faced man wearing ripped-knee jeans and a thunderbolt on his head, walked up to the bald boss and asked, "What did you just say?"
Following him was a guy with a lip ring on his mouth, a nose ring on his nose, and a row of earrings on his ears... Anyway, his whole face was covered with rings and he shouted: "Say it again and see!
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The bald boss saw that everyone in this group of people looked fierce, and they were obviously not easy to mess with, but he also felt sorry for his hard-earned money. He was really unwilling to give up, so he bravely said: "I, I said you didn't pay the bill!"
The man with many rings on his face...let's just call him the ringed man. The ringed man immediately said angrily: "The food you make is so unpalatable, but you still have the nerve to ask us to pay..."
The black-faced man coughed, interrupted the ringed man, and asked the bald boss: "How much?"
The bald boss said: "Eight hundred and sixty-four yuan, I'll give you a discount, just eight hundred yuan!"
The black-faced man said: "Eight hundred yuan, right?"
The bald boss said: "Yes!"
The black-faced man twisted his body and said with a playful smile: "Okay, eight hundred is eight hundred, and the movements must be swaying!"
The bald boss thought he would get no money for the food he cooked because he fed it to the dog! He didn’t expect it to be so easy, so he happily waited for the black-faced man to give him money!
The black-faced man dug into his trouser pocket, but what he pulled out was not his wallet, but his cell phone!
The bald boss immediately felt sorry for him and left a message to scan, so he quickly took out his mobile phone!
The black-faced man asked: "WeChat or Alipay?"
The bald boss said: "Alipay!"
The black-faced man nodded indifferently and said: "Okay, you are the boss, whatever you say will be done!"
The bald boss hurriedly opened Alipay on his mobile phone, found the button to collect money, clicked it and set 800 yuan, then handed it to the black-faced man, apparently asking him to scan and pay.
Who knew that the black-faced man took one look and shook his head, "Boss, you are wrong!"
The bald boss said doubtfully: "Yes, it's eight hundred yuan!"
The black-faced man shook his head and said: "Eight hundred yuan is correct, but you should pay according to the payment, not collect the money!"
The bald boss was stunned, "Huh?"
The black-faced man asked: "You still don't understand?"
The bald boss was still confused and said: "What do you understand?"
The ringed man next to him cursed rudely: "Idiot, the eight hundred yuan is not for you, but for us!"
The bald boss finally came to his senses and said angrily: "You ate my food and instead of paying me, you asked me to pay you. You, you are really bullying others and being unreasonable!"
"Boss, you are wrong again!" The black-faced man stretched out a finger and shook it in front of the bald boss, and said slowly: "We are very reasonable. The food you cooked is really terrible. It is not an exaggeration.
He said, he really doesn’t even eat pigs and dogs…”
When Yang Hui heard what the black-faced man said, she couldn't help but look up at the two tables where they were sitting just now, and found that they ate extremely cleanly, and the plates were so shiny that they almost didn't need to be washed! She was very puzzled, isn't it true that pigs and dogs are all eating?
Don’t you want to eat? Why are you still eating so much?
She turned her eyes and caught a glimpse of Lin Hao still chewing on the bones in the soup. She couldn't help teasing: "Black-faced God, they are scolding you!"
Lin Hao looked at her doubtfully, "What does it have to do with me?"
Yang Hui pointed to the dishes on the table and said: "They said that even pigs and dogs wouldn't eat this food? But if you ate it, wouldn't you become worse than a pig or a dog?"
Lin Hao: "..."
Yang Hui covered her mouth and snickered, "It's not easy to finally disgust the Black-faced God!"
The man in the upper ring over there saw Yang Hui and Lin Hao whispering here and looking at them from time to time. He immediately pointed at the two of them and shouted: "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a King's meal? Believe it or not, I said
Did you two gouge out your eyes?"
Lin Hao was about to get angry immediately, but Yang Hui quickly held down his legs and shook her head slightly at him, obviously signaling him not to be impulsive!
Although Lin Hao was a little reluctant, he still managed to endure it without having an attack!
Although the black-faced man looks dark, he is really a reasonable person, and he still talks nonsense to the bald boss.
"Boss!" The dry-mouthed black-faced man picked up the teapot on the table, took two big sips directly to his mouth, moistened his throat and said: "You are right, our brothers did eat yours."
Food! But that’s because I can’t help it, I’m really hungry!”
"I don't care if you are hungry or not!" The bald boss said a bit arrogantly: "It is only natural to pay debts and pay for meals!"
"Yes, you should indeed!" The black-faced man nodded and continued: "We brothers did eat your food, and we should indeed pay for it. But after eating such unpalatable food, we were left with serious psychological problems.
Shadow, you may even lose your appetite from now on, so how to calculate this mental loss fee? "
The bald boss was a little confused now. Although his food was not delicious, it wasn't that bad, right?
To be continued...