Chapter 0352 funny bragging
A pair of couplets were hung on the gates of Zhang Bin's two villas.
Yes, hang it up, not stick it on.
If you hang it up, you can take it down and save it later.
No one would be willing to damage such a beautiful couplet.
At this moment, a group of villagers gathered in front of Zhang Bin's villa, obsessively admiring the couplets written by Zhang Bin.
Zhang's mother was bragging, and she said proudly: "Have you ever seen such beautiful calligraphy? You must have never seen it. I tell you, my son is a rare calligraphy genius. He has only practiced for three months.
No, no, within a month, the calligraphy has reached its peak. If this piece of calligraphy were sold, guess how much it would be worth?"
"one thousand."
"two hundred."
"Five thousand."
"..."
Many villagers speculated in awe.
It's New Year's Eve now, and they just recently bought couplets, which cost 20 yuan each.
Therefore, by guessing like this, they have already estimated the couplet written by Zhang Bin to be very high.
"Ha...a bunch of country bumpkins. In fact, I am a country bumpkin just like you. I didn't know the value of this couplet at first. Later, I heard Ruolan say that this couplet is of great value and can be sold for 20,000 yuan at least.
." Mother Zhang said, salivating.
She thought that 20,000 yuan for a pair of couplets was really a sky-high price.
This bragging made her feel a little guilty.
"These are just a few words, and they are worth 20,000 yuan. One word is nearly 2,000 yuan."
"Then Xiaobin writes thousands of words a day, isn't that worth millions?"
"Xiao Bin is so awesome, he is actually a calligrapher."
"..."
Many villagers had seen Zhang Bin's magic, so they did not suspect that Zhang's mother was bragging, and they all started talking excitedly.
Liu Ruolan ran out in a panic and said angrily: "Mom, when did I tell you that this couplet is worth 20,000?"
"Well, didn't you just say that? It seemed like you were talking to yourself."
Zhang's mother was a little embarrassed and very unhappy. This daughter-in-law was usually very sensible. Why did she come to cause trouble today? Where could she put her old face?
"You must have heard wrong. Mom, let me tell you, this couplet can be compared to Wang Xizhi's calligraphy. Wang Xizhi is a calligraphy saint. His original works have not been preserved, only copies. Therefore, this is the calligraphy of Wang Xizhi after
, another Calligraphy Saint-level calligraphy, the value is extremely huge, not the 20,000 you mentioned, but more than 20 million, and if auctioned, it may be even higher." Liu Ruolan said softly.
She didn't want Mother Zhang to make a joke, so she had to remind her.
"More than 20 million? Is this true?"
Mother Zhang's eyes widened, her jaw almost dropped, and her face was full of shock.
She felt that even though she had been bragging all her life, she was not as good as her daughter-in-law Liu Ruolan's bragging. It turned out that her daughter-in-law was also a master of bragging.
Many villagers were completely dumbfounded this time. They stood there in a daze, unable to move. Only the sound of rapid breathing could be heard one after another.
"It's absolutely true. Master Lin Lanting, you know, he is a master of painting. Any painting he creates is worth more than 200 million, and the highest one reaches 400 million..."
Liu Ruolan began to spread knowledge about calligraphy and painting to Zhang Mu.
Finally, Zhang’s mother believed it, and so did the villagers.
Everyone was extremely excited.
Zhang's mother also regretted it. Why wasn't she more bold when she was bragging? Why didn't she say it was worth 20 million? Just say 20,000? There was one thousand words missing in the middle. This is a huge difference. Alas, I missed it once.
What a great opportunity to brag.
Soon, the news that the couplet written by Zhang Bin was worth 20 million spread throughout Sanchahe Village.
Cheng's mother naturally heard it. She was dumbfounded for a long time, and then she sneaked out of the door. After a look, no one noticed, and then she tore off most of the newly bought couplets at home.
After a while, she appeared at Zhang Bin's house and entered Zhang Bin's room.
Zhang Bin was lying on Liu Ruolan's long legs, and Xiaofang was beating Zhang Bin's legs.
When they saw Cheng Mu coming, they naturally jumped up immediately.
Zhang Bin also politely invited Cheng's mother to sit down on the sofa.
"Mom, why are you here?"
Xiaofang asked in surprise.
Because it will get dark soon, and tonight is New Year's Eve, so it should be very busy. How could Mother Cheng have time to come here.
"It's like this. I don't know which naughty child tore off our family's couplets. It's too late to buy them now. So, I want Xiaobin to write one..."
Mother Cheng was a little nervous. After all, the couplet written by Zhang Bin was worth 20 million.
Is she here to ask for 20 million?
Will Zhang Bin agree?
Have you gone too far?
Xiaofang's face also changed, and she felt a little uneasy.
Does she still know her mother's tricks?
Will Zhang Bin be angry?
"Isn't it just a couplet? I'll write it right away and consider it a gift to my father-in-law and mother-in-law."
After Zhang Bin said with a smile, he took out a pen and paper, swiped a pen on the table, and quickly wrote a couplet.
Of course it is unparalleled beauty.
In fact, he didn't like Cheng's mother at all because she was too snobbish and had despised him many times in the past.
However, she has a good daughter, Xiaofang. Now that Xiaofang is his woman, she must give him face even if she doesn’t look at the monk’s face and the Buddha’s face.
What's more, my father-in-law Cheng Youtian is a good person, how could he be reluctant to part with a pair of couplets?
For him, it was just a matter of effort.
Mother Cheng suddenly smiled and almost knelt down.
A couplet worth 20 million.
She won't sleep tonight, she must keep this couplet.
A flowery smile appeared on Xiaofang's face, and her beautiful eyes were full of affection.
Liu Ruolan was also very happy and happy that Zhang Bin did not care about the past grudges with Cheng's mother.
This is a man with a broad mind.
Zhang Bin even went over in person and hung the couplets at Xiaofang's house.
Cheng Youtian and Cheng's mother were both flattered and thanked Zhang Bin profusely.
With such a couplet, the Cheng family can be considered rich and wealthy.
If today was not New Year's Eve, they would definitely hold Zhang Bin and not allow him to leave.
Perhaps knowing that Mother Cheng was nervous about this couplet, Zhang Bin walked a few steps, turned around and said with a smile: "Mom, now Sanchahe Village is within the defense range of my formation. It is absolutely safe to hang the couplet outside. You
Don’t be nervous at all.”
"Yeah, I understand. Then I can sleep well tonight."
Cheng's mother was extremely happy because Zhang Bin called her mom. This was something she had been looking forward to for a long time.
As soon as Zhang Bin left, she jumped up and down in the room, almost going crazy with joy.
"Now that we know about Xiao Bin, didn't you want to marry your daughter to that Teng Qingshan?" Cheng's father said angrily.
"Old man, if you dare to mention this matter again in the future, I will fight you to the death." Cheng's mother became angry and threatened.
"Don't mention it, don't mention it." Father Cheng said, "Go and prepare the New Year's food and wine. Xiao Bin is coming to pay New Year's greetings tomorrow, didn't you know?"
Chapter completed!