Chapter 313 Crazy(1/2)
When the voice came, Lao Chen and Feng Honghong were puzzled, they still closed their eyes.
Because they feel that their sons have never been unreliable since they were young. Although they overturned the car the first two times, if they think about it carefully, they should have been carefully studied by their sons, but they were just researching the wrong direction.
This time, I have learned the previous lesson and I should never make such mistakes again.
However, after closing his eyes, Old Chen still felt a little uneasy, so his son had said before that what he wanted to cook this time was Hakka cuisine, but he still felt that his son was going to make something.
I felt extremely nervous, and the feeling of uneasiness was even worse as the plates collided with the table.
Aged old is full of confidence at this time. This plate of black goat cubs is extremely restored to the style of Cthulhu, because it also has both good taste and can feel the sweet smell on it before eating it.
This sweetness is in sharp contrast to the weird horror of the black goat cub itself. This is a contradictory aesthetic that presents a strange dramatic connotation under its irregular morphological conflicts.
Just like the works of Mondrian and Malevic, although they feel absurd and unclear at first glance, after careful savoring, those with insight can still feel the fascinating artistic atmosphere.
Take a deep breath, Chen Nian is ready to accept the baptism of the ancient gods.
"Okay, you open your eyes." Chen Nian said.
Then Feng Honghong and Old Chen opened their eyes at the same time.
Then their eyes met the ancient god's eyes all over his body!
"A son!"
"ah!"
It is worthy of being a husband and wife. Chen Nian couldn't help but admire his tacit understanding that only envyed the mandarin ducks but not the immortals.
The two screamed at the same time!
In the creepy state, the pores of my body opened!
The movements were neat and straight, and they bounced up instantly from the chair.
Like a slingshot, the chair that was originally sitting under his butt was shot backwards, and then they fell to the ground with two bangs!
"Get out of here, Chen Nian, I don't have your son!"
"Do you want to send us away? Ah? We have fed you with all your shit and urine since childhood. This is how you repay us?"
"Quick! Take it away quickly, what's this?"
The two said sternly.
But Chen Nian looked innocent at this moment.
"My mom and dad, this is something I have worked hard to make. It took a lot of effort to process ingredients and placing dishes. I also spent a lot of living expenses to buy these ingredients."
Old Chen looked blind and looked at Chen Nian with a look of regret: "I'm so stupid, really, I just know you said you want to make Hakka dishes, but I don't know you will make a plate of this
Come and grow ghost things. I just told your mother that it has been more than a year and you should have made some progress. Who would have thought that you will become more powerful!"
When Chen Nian saw this situation, he immediately realized that his parents might have been deceived by the appearance of the food he made. He quickly explained: "You guys say it's not like this. This shape is not groundless, but the appearance of a mythical creature.
, and although this dish looks a bit strange, it actually tastes delicious!”
Old Chen was still shocked and suspicious. He suppressed the discomfort in his heart and looked at the plate of black goat cubs on the table: "Didn't you say you wanted to make Hakka cuisine before? Is this Hakka cuisine? Ah?"
"Yes, Kejia cuisine, Ke from Cthulhu."
"What's that?"
"It's just the appearance of a god with a more peculiar shape."
"The shape is strange? Is this thing just a shape strange?"
"Yes." Chen Nian nodded, "If you don't believe me, I'll take a bite and show you!"
As he said that, Chen Nian looked at the black goat cub and thought to himself: "Ancient God, offended!"
Pick up half of the spoon and dig a piece of purple potato at the bottom of the black goat cub and put it in your mouth.
It melts quietly without chewing it without siping it. After the sweetness of maple syrup and strawberry jam is pursed, it contains sweet and dense purple potato mash.
After thoroughly stirring in the mouth, the originally particularly sweet maple syrup and strawberry jam are also neutralized and very delicious.
It will not make people feel salty or indifferent.
This made Chen Nian's eyes lit up: "It's really delicious... Really, I really didn't lie to you. I guarantee it with my personality!"
Seeing Chen Nian swearing, Old Chen set his sights on the plate of black goat cubs for the third time, but after seeing them, he quickly looked away. He really didn't dare to look at this thing too much!
It's so uncomfortable!
Chen Nian had someone in his heart. It seemed that his father had also seen the true face of the ancient god, but his will was still firm and he quickly recovered from his initial madness.
"Dad, try it." Chen Nian said as he handed over the spoon.
Old Chen now only dared to look at Chen Nian and felt very resistant, but looking at his son's earnest gaze, he didn't want to undermine his son's enthusiasm. After all, he couldn't eat what his son did twice before, and not only could he eat it,
He even said it was delicious.
He trembledly reached out and took the spoon, took a deep breath several times, turned his eyes back, and then tentatively extended the spoon to the innocent and cute black goat cub.
I dug a small piece of purple potato mash below like aged, and then put it in my mouth with my determination.
A sweet feeling continues to emanate in the mouth, and the lips and teeth are filled with the smell of purple potato.
"If you put aside other things you should talk about, the taste is OK." After that, he handed his spoon to Feng Honghong, "Wife, you can taste it too. It's sweet. The purple thing underneath should be purple potato, and the top
I also added some jam and syrup, which are your favorite desserts."
But Feng Honghong is different from Lao Chen. Her heart was full of resistance: "No, no, no, I like to eat desserts, but I don't like eating this kind of thing. I'm afraid of death when I look at it!"
Chen Nian sighed when he saw his mother like this and then scooped a piece of longan with a spoon: "Then look at me and eat it... No, this is longan and blueberries."
As he said that, he put it in his mouth. The fresh longan is full of moisture, and the blueberries inside are also well selected. The juice splashes everywhere after a sweet bite.
"ah!"
When I saw this scene, I couldn't help but scream again.
"Go away quickly! It's so disgusting!"
But Chen Nian still didn't want to give up, but after his patient persuasion, Feng Honghong still didn't change her mind. In desperation, Chen Nian had to take the plate of black goat's cub back to the kitchen under the constant urging of Old Chen.
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"It's true! Why don't you eat such delicious food? It tastes ok." Chen Nian came to the kitchen and muttered, expressing his incomprehension.
Then I picked up an octopus foot and put it in my mouth.
Although the octopus' feet were very willful at this time, the old teeth were good. After some pulling, he finally bit it down.
But after chewing in his mouth for a few bites, his face suddenly changed!
The mask of pain was revealed.
"Damn it! What's this thing? It's so unpalatable!"
If it was just an ordinary male god, Chen Nian could swallow it if he tolerated it, but this weird octopus feet really didn't work. Chen Nian couldn't stand the smell, so he spit it in the trash can with a spit.
Sure enough, no matter how perfect the thing is, it has its imperfections.
One out of ten is missing.
This is the true perfection, just like the broken arm of Venus.
Although the octopus feet are unpalatable, the status of this dish in Aged's mind has been greatly improved!
At this time, Old Chen walked in again, frowned and looked at Chen Nian eating purple potato mash and the eyes that were unaware of it. He couldn't help but sigh: "Today you scared your mother, I'll do it again
Get something else with your mother and eat something with Leicha, but I don’t make much, so I don’t have your portion, so you can eat your eyes here.”
As she said that, she drove Chen Nian to the corner, and she started to get busy in the kitchen.
Lecha has its own special flavor whether it is hot or cold.
About ten minutes later, Lao Chen took the leftover rice and some side dishes left, and walked out of the kitchen to have lunch with Feng Honghong.
After waiting for the aging in the kitchen, I felt a little full after eating about two-thirds of the time and could no longer eat it.
It's a pity that I felt a little confused when I looked at this delicious dish.
It's a pity to throw this thing away, and it's a waste of food. If you put it in the refrigerator, you will definitely be opposed by the two elders again.
Then Chen Nian thought of a way, flattened the purple potato mash with his hands, lowered its height, and then took another basin and buckled it on it, so that it would be impossible to see it.
"Where are your parents eating?"
Chen Nian came to the living room and greeted her with a smile.
Feng Honghong's anger had not yet subsided, and she glared at Chen Nian fiercely: "I will never believe you again!"
"Hehehe." Chen Nian knew that no matter how he explained it, it was useless. He could only scratch his head and smile foolishly, trying to pretend to be innocent.
"By the way, my parents, I put that in the kitchen before I finished eating, but I put a basin on it. Don't touch it, wait until I'll finish it in the evening."
"The genius wants to touch Hira!"
But this time Chen Nian was not embarrassed, so he asked them to rate their dishes again, which can be seen from their attitude alone.
Only Chen Nian silently gave himself 28 points in his heart.
To be continued...