Chapter 217 I will treat you to your wedding(1/2)
Lu Jiu didn't know that his unintentional bad taste actually caused a sinful liar to find his way back.
Chicken Dabao below also began to teach Ah Qi how to be a ruthless and unscrupulous assassin.
However, let alone killing cats, this guy couldn't even kill a fish, and the fish even killed him.
"Puff, puff, puff..."
Wu Liuqi eats a series of slaps from the fish, and the effect is outstanding.
"..." Chicken Dabao.
"..." Lu Jiu.
At this time, a musical lyric suddenly sounded in his head.
"The cold ice fish slapped randomly on the face..."
Maybe the task of killing fish is a bit difficult and not suitable for the "novice" assassin Wu Liuqi, so Ji Dabao gave Wu Liuqi the simplest one - earthworms!
Wu Liuqi stared intently at the innocent earthworms on the cutting board, with murderous intent on his face.
He held the kitchen knife in his right hand and refused to drop it for a long time, as if he was looking for the most suitable angle.
After a long while, Wu Liuqi's eyes narrowed, and the kitchen knife in his hand fell hard!
Whoosh!
The sword flashed and blood splattered everywhere!
A feeling of pain came, and blood spurted out like a fountain!
Wu Liuqi's face turned green, he covered his fingers and screamed in pain: "Ahhh! It hurts so much! I cut my finger! I won't play anymore!"
After saying that, he covered his bloody fingers and ran away.
Ji Dabao was dumbfounded when he saw this.
Can you cut off your fingers even if you cut an earthworm?
Seeing Wu Liuqi running away, Ji Dabao quickly chased after him: "Ah Qi, wait a minute!"
Lu Jiu's mouth twitched and he covered his face.
He still vaguely remembered the chief shadow assassin who was decisive in killing and handling tasks neatly.
Holding the magic sword Thousand Blades, he single-handedly fought against the assassins of the entire Shadow Assassin organization without flinching.
Now it has become like this.
Forget it, fortunately no one knows that this guy is his brother now...
With a sigh, Lu Jiu followed.
…
"Okay, you have successfully passed the assassin trial. Here is your graduation certificate!"
With a serious look on his face, Ji Dabao issued Wu Liuqi a cheap certificate that he had prepared long ago.
When Wu Liuqi saw this, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. He had no idea how much he weighed.
"...Dabao, is this really okay?"
Ji Dabao paused after hearing this, and clasped his hands behind his back, but decided to speak without conscience: "To see whether an assassin is good or not, the most important thing is to see the performance in actual combat!"
After saying that, he pointed to Zhujiang Restaurant opposite.
"Look, someone is holding a wedding banquet in the restaurant over there. Go over and cut off the bride's hair."
Ji Da factored his tie and said.
When Wu Liuqi heard this, he immediately felt a little difficult to deal with.
They are holding a wedding banquet. What a happy day!
"Isn't this bad? I'm here to get married..."
Wu Liuqi said hesitantly.
Ji Dabao took out a piece of money, waved it in front of Wu Liuqi, and said seductively: "Actually, it was the groom's ex-girlfriend who paid us 500 yuan to do it."
Wu Liuqi was a little surprised when he heard this: "So many?"
Five hundred yuan! This is a huge sum of money!
Ji Dabao nodded.
"Okay then, I accept this task!"
Wu Liuqi made up his mind.
"Go quickly!" Chicken Dabao waved his hand.
Wu Liuqi nodded, rubbed his hands, looked around furtively, and quietly entered the wedding banquet.
Lu Jiu, who stood alone on the telephone pole, quietly watched Wu Liuqi touch it, a little speechless.
They are holding a wedding banquet, a big day!
This kid Wu Liuqi actually went in and caused trouble for others just for five hundred yuan!
Chicken Dabao is real! He’s messing around! He’s ruined even Ah Qi!
It will be super doubled later when this fat chicken rents a hair salon!
Thinking of this, Lu Jiu glared at Ji Dabao below.
Ji Dabao, who was smoking a cigar and waiting for Wu Liuqi below, suddenly felt a chill on the back of his head, as if someone was staring at him.
He subconsciously turned his head and looked behind him.
However, nothing was seen.
Ji Dabao scratched his head in surprise and muttered: "Why did it feel like someone was looking at me just now? It's really strange..."
Lu Jiu, who was hiding on the roof next to the telephone pole, breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this.
Fortunately, I reacted quickly and hid aside when Ji Dabao turned around, otherwise I would have been discovered!
But Lu Jiu also felt a little strange.
Why is this chicken Dabao's reaction so sharp? How can a fat chicken have such reaction speed and alertness?
Thinking of this, Lu Jiu frowned slightly.
Ji Dabao seems to have been injected with DX enhancer, and he also transformed later. Could it be that Ji Dabao has mastered the skill of transformation by now?
Think about it, it’s very possible!
So it seems that Ji Dabao is really secretive!
But it’s nothing surprising. There are a lot of trumpet accounts on this island. Aren’t you one of them?
Lu Jiu took a puff of cigarette and thought to himself.
Glancing at Zhujiang Restaurant below, Lu Jiu sighed secretly.
No matter how stupid he becomes, he is still his brother. You should think about how to help him deal with the aftermath later...
…
Wu Liuqi looked at the beautiful memories of childhood sweethearts on the big screen and couldn't help but feel a little dazed.
'Why do I have no memory of the past...what kind of person was I before...'
I have no memory of the past. Among the memories I can recall, there are only these days on Xiaoji Island.
Then, what kind of person was I before I lost my memory...
Of course, memories are memories. Wu Liuqi still did not forget his professional ethics and subconsciously cut off the hair of the person in front of him with scissors.
As the memory on the screen finished playing, the emcee turned on the lights with a smile on his face: "It seems that the two newcomers are really talented..."
Halfway through his words, he was so shocked by the scene he saw that he couldn't help but get tongue-tied.
I saw that the groom's originally handsome and flowing hair had been cut into a circular Mediterranean shape by an ugly assassin. It was so ugly that it exploded.
"..."
Everyone also turned their attention to Wu Liuqi, and there was silence all around.
The scene was very embarrassing for a time.
"Woo woo woo, why is it so touching..."
Wu Liuqi's tears couldn't stop streaming down his face, and he was holding a piece of cloth from somewhere in his mouth.
However, the silence around him also made him realize that something was wrong.
Finally, he came back to his senses and looked a little embarrassed when he saw the groom being cut into a round Mediterranean hairstyle.
"Uh... I'm sorry, I cut it wrong..."
Wu Liuqi squatted on the table, smiled awkwardly, then stretched out his right hand and cut off the long hair of the bride next to him with a click.
To be continued...