"Zhang Xiaopang, Qin Fiya is obviously very rich, but she is reluctant to treat others to a meal. Isn't this stingy?" Xiao Ge said plausibly. The stinginess he said was obviously not what Zhang Xiaopang understood.
"She clearly knows that no one can defeat me, and she has to let others defeat me before she is willing to invite people to dinner. Doesn't this mean that she doesn't want to invite people to dinner? So, she is really stingy. For a generous person like me,
I really can't communicate with her, I really have to break off the engagement."
Zhang Xiaopang was speechless again. This guy is so generous? Why didn't he notice it at all?
What makes Zhang Xiaopang even more speechless is that this guy is too confident, right? No one can defeat him? Although he knows that Xiao Ge is a good fighter, and he defeated a non-violent and non-cooperative group of six by himself, but this case
Everyone knows that those who want to defeat Xiao Ge will probably not come to him to fight, but will use other methods.
"Look, do you think Qin Fiya is stingy?" Seeing that Fatty Zhang didn't speak, Xiao Ge was quite proud. He persuaded another person. His eloquence was comparable to that of Su Qin.
Zhang Xiaopang looked at Xiao Ge and asked weakly: "You are so generous, can you treat me to dinner at noon today?"
"Are you a beauty?" Xiao Ge looked at Zhang Xiaopang.
Zhang Xiaopang shook his head, of course he was not a beauty, not even a handsome man.
Xiao Ge sighed and looked at Zhang Xiaopang with sympathy: "You don't understand my generosity. Only those beauties who like me will understand. I will let go of my broad mind and provide them with safety for free."
Harbor, don’t you think I’m really generous?”
"Disgusting!" The unattractive girl in front finally couldn't help but cursed in a low voice.
Xiao Ge glanced at the girl, then stared at Zhang Xiaopang, and asked in a low voice: "Do you know her?"
"I know her, her name is Liu Xiaoyan." Zhang Xiaopang replied.
"Oh, no wonder." Xiao Ge looked like he suddenly realized, "She feels sick. She is probably pregnant. Is it you?"
"Ah?" Zhang Xiaopang was dumbfounded for a moment.
"Xiao Ge, you gangster!" Liu Xiaoyan looked at Xiao Ge angrily, as if she wanted to fight him desperately.
"Dingle bell..." At the critical moment, the class bell rang.
The originally noisy classroom suddenly became quiet. Although Liu Xiaoyan was very angry, she could only turn around obediently and welcome the teacher's arrival.
"Da da..." Accompanied by the sound of heels rubbing against the ground, a beautiful woman wearing a professional skirt walked into the classroom. It was Su Yunman. This class was English.
Although they are students in the Chinese Department, they actually also have English classes, and Su Yunman is not only a counselor, but also their English teacher.
Su Yunman quickly came to the podium, faced the whole class, and showed a gentle smile: "Good morning, boys and girls!"
The whole class stood up, and Xiao Ge also stood up. However, when others were saying hello to the teacher in English, he said to Zhang Xiaopang: "I finally know why Teacher Su doesn't have a boyfriend."
"Why?" Zhang Xiaopang couldn't help but ask.
Seeing others starting to sit down, Xiao Ge also sat down, and then said to Zhang Xiaopang, "Didn't you hear what Teacher Su just said?"
But Zhang Xiaopang was a little puzzled: "Teacher Su didn't seem to say anything just now, right?"
"Zhang Xiaopang, your ears are not very good either!" Xiao Ge looked at Zhang Xiaopang with some sympathy, "Didn't you hear what Teacher Su said? She said, if a girl touches you, I will have to cut my erection twice.
, don’t you think Teacher Su’s requirements for her boyfriend are too high? She lets a beautiful woman touch her and doesn’t allow her to react. If she reacts, she will castrate him twice. Who dares to be her boyfriend?”
Zhang Xiaopang was stunned, "Talent, this guy is really fucking talented. In his age, this is the first time he heard this explanation of this sentence in English."
"Brother, you are so awesome!" Zhang Xiaopang gave Xiao Ge a thumbs up. At this moment, he somewhat admired Xiao Ge.
"Xiao Ge, Zhang Lei, don't talk in class." Su Yunman's voice came out at this time. The classroom was not big. Although the two people's voices were not very loud, they still attracted Su Yunman's attention. Of course, Su Yunman was definitely
I didn't hear clearly what Xiao Ge said.
Xiao Ge and Zhang Xiaopang both shut up obediently and said nothing more.
But at this moment, the girl named Liu Xiaoyan in front of Xiao Ge raised her hand: "Teacher Su."
"Liu Xiaoyan, what's the matter?" Su Yunman asked.
"Report to the teacher, Xiao Ge is playing tricks on you." Liu Xiaoyan said.
"What?" Su Yunman frowned, seemingly in disbelief.
Liu Xiaoyan took out a mobile phone from under the table and started playing the recording. I bet she was prepared and actually recorded the conversation between Xiao Ge and Zhang Xiaopang.
A few seconds later.
Everyone in the classroom was dumbfounded when they heard it, especially the sentence "I have to cut off my erection twice once" which made the boys admire and the girls blushed. Su Yunman was so angry that his face was livid, his delicate body was trembling slightly, and he looked like he might explode at any time.
Look.
Everyone began to look forward to Teacher Su's attack and Xiao Ge's punishment. However, a few seconds later, they were disappointed. Su Yunman actually suppressed her anger and did not explode on the spot. She just looked at Xiao Ge coldly.
, said: "Xiao Ge, stand outside the classroom. You don't have to listen to this class!"
Hearing this, Xiao Ge actually looked very happy. He stood up and smiled at Su Yunman: "Thank you, teacher. Goodbye, teacher."
After saying these words, Xiao Ge opened the back door of the classroom and walked out. However, he did not really stand at the door, but walked away.
Xiao Ge's reaction made Su Yunman even more angry. At this moment, she couldn't help but start to complain to the principal in her heart. How could such a student be placed in her class?
What Xiao Ge and Su Yunman didn't know was that just a few minutes later, a post appeared on the campus forum of Ningcheng University. The title was: "A female literary teacher encountered a gangster male student!"
The allusion about cutting the erection once and twice also spread very quickly. Perhaps even Xiao Ge did not expect that from now on, no English teacher at Ningcheng University would use this sentence as the opening remarks of class.
At this moment, Xiao Ge walked out of the gate of Ningcheng University again, and then walked towards the Big Fat Sheep Shabu-Shabu Restaurant, not to eat, but to collect debts.
Xiao Ge was very poor. His irresponsible master only left him a hundred yuan before he pretended to be dead and disappeared. Although he was lucky, he didn't spend any money on the bus on the way to Ningcheng City, and yesterday he left Zhang Xiao Ge
Fatty won one hundred yuan, but after spending twenty yuan on breakfast this morning, he still only had one hundred and eighty yuan left in cash.
Chapter completed!