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Chapter 0019 Ghosts make trouble

Before I even entered her house, I could already hear someone inside howling, their voices were crazy and extremely uneasy, like a wild beast trapped in a cage.

The big-breasted woman in my impression was about forty years old. She was quite good-looking, with fair skin. When she walked, the pair of giant breasts kept dangling in front of her. She was truly a beautiful woman with big breasts.

Most rural people are like this and like to give people nicknames based on their physical features. For example, the village chief Wang Dati was named Wang Dajia because he had a pair of thick arms.

Standing outside the door, Ding Yong licked his lips involuntarily and whispered: "Brother Zhen, although I have been a soldier, this is the first time I have encountered these supernatural events. You have to pay more attention later.

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I whispered to him: "Just follow my instructions later. You must not mess up when dealing with these things. If you mess up, something will happen."

Ding Yong nodded repeatedly and followed me into the house.

"Is this...is this A Zhen? Why have you gained so much weight?"

It was not my grandma who came to see her grandson, but her much bigger grandson. The waiting villagers and elders were a little stunned.

"It's me, it's me."

I didn't pay attention to their strange looks, but stared closely at the tightly tied big-breasted woman.

Anyone who has been to the countryside in the south knows that these tile-roofed houses all have patios, which can provide lighting and ventilation. They play a very important role in discharging moisture in this humid south.

Her hands and feet were tied up with hemp ropes, and her body was stood on the pillar next to the patio.

Seeing the crazy state of my mother-in-law, I couldn't help but feel my heart twitch, because she had big veins on her neck, bared teeth, cracked mouth, and black and purple fingernails. She was completely different from the beautiful woman in my impression.

It was already night, and the moonlight shone through the patio into the inner hall, shining the moonlight on the mother-in-law's face, making it look even more strange.

What is it that makes a person become like this?

In addition to being crazy, her symptoms also seemed like she wanted to attack people. Could it be that she was possessed by something dirty?

"Dirty things" are often said by southerners, which means that the body has been invaded by ghosts or animals that have become spirits, or that the soul has been knocked unconscious by powerful evil spirits. Northerners generally use the term "bumping in" to describe it.

I was a little scared in my heart, but the folks present were all so cowardly. If I, a half-hearted "master", were also cowardly, the situation would be uncontrollable.

I winked, and Ding Yong followed me and circled around my mother-in-law a few times. After discovering that there were no obvious wounds on her body, I initially ruled out that she was a zombie or poisoned.

Either you were bitten or poisoned by a zombie, then you have a mental problem.

Grandma said that if a good person develops a mental problem, he will either be greatly stimulated or be possessed by dirty things.

I asked my mother-in-law's husband, Uncle Wang: "Uncle Wang, please carefully recall, has Auntie been stimulated by anything recently?"

Uncle Wang shook his head and waved his hands: "Nothing bad has happened to us these days, but there is one good thing, and that is that our daughter Cuilan has been admitted to the provincial university. Everyone in the village knows about this. Mother-in-law, she

How can there be any excitement if you feel happy about this all day long?"

I looked at the village chief's son Wang Dali with questioning eyes, and he nodded and responded: "Yes, Cuilan was admitted to your university. We were still thinking that you could take care of her in the city, but...

Knowing that her mother actually..."

"Cuilan?"

The girl who already had a pair of giant beasts that were even more powerful than her mother at the age of sixteen must be nineteen years old this year.

But at this moment, the big-breasted woman suddenly sneered, her smile was extremely lewd and vulgar!

I felt a chill in my heart, and my fists couldn't help clenching, because the laughter just now had a male voice like an old cow!

Hearing that cow-like laughter, I was 100% lying if I said I was honest! To be honest, I wanted to run away at that time because I almost died at the hands of the devil in the abandoned factory the day before yesterday.

Fortunately, I have seen ghosts and zombies, and I can be considered a somewhat knowledgeable person. But Ding Yong next to me was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground, and all the villagers turned pale with fear.

, I didn’t even dare to breathe loudly.

Grandma said that you must not be timid when facing dirty things. Once you are timid, people's "anger" will drop.

People have three fires, namely "heart fire", "lower fire" and "high fire".

Xinhuo is the fire in the heart, which refers to courage; Xiahuo generally refers to desire, and some people say that "evil fire" is not a very good thing; Wanghuo is the fire condensed by a person's energy and spirit.

On the shoulders and forehead respectively.

There is a saying that goes like this: Don't tap people on the shoulder at night, and don't hit people on the forehead. It means don't cover up other people's enthusiasm.

Thinking of this, I suddenly wiped my hands off my forehead and smoothed my hair high, because this can make the fire on my forehead burn even more intensely. Grandma said that when walking, you should hold your head up and chest up, which means to give the fire to your forehead.

Stand up!

While stroking my hair, I shouted at my mother-in-law who had a wicked smile on her face: "Fuck you, get out of here!"

I made a strong move with both hands to the villagers: "Folks, let's use foul language to scold this dirty thing away!"

When the villagers saw me scolding me like this, they seemed to feel emboldened in their hearts, and they imitated me one after another, standing up straight and yelling curses.

Although we rural people are not very educated, they are very quick to curse. Thirty or forty people would curse at the same time, but no one would repeat the same thing!

In fact, I came up with this trick of scolding ghosts myself. The purpose is to embolden the villagers and not let this dirty thing take advantage of it.

I never thought that the folks were so awesome and so energetic.

However, we people in the mountains are honest, kind and hard-working. I am really angry to be entangled by such a dirty thing. We live down-to-earth lives, but you come to harm us and bully us. I think everyone would be angry!

Seeing that I was calm in the face of danger, Ding Yong gave me a thumbs up: "Brother Zhen, you are so fucking awesome!"

The woman who was entangled in the dirty things swung to the left and right, and the two giant objects swayed as well. She grinned and laughed in an extremely sinister manner, and said in that weird male voice: "I have never been treated like this in my life of more than a hundred years."

I scolded you, it seems you don’t want this big-breasted woman to live!"

As soon as these words came out, the villagers all shut up, because no one wanted to kill the big-breasted woman because of one of their dirty words. After all, we don’t know whether what this dirty thing said is true or false!

The villagers were shocked when they saw this dirty thing. Of course I was angry and slapped the mother-in-law on the face!

Soon, five bright red palm prints appeared on her face.
Chapter completed!
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