Chapter 303 Nomenclature
"Jiraiya, you bastard are you back too? You bastard, are you so embarrassed?" Hui Jin looked at Jiraiya who was writing furiously with disdain.
Helplessly, he raised his head and looked at Ashes who was mocking him. Jiraiya sighed helplessly, "Master Ashes, I'm already over forty, and I'm no longer a boy...and I'm very busy. I have to collect materials for a new book, and
Asking for information from the old man, do you think everyone is as busy as you and following Kushina every day..."
"You talk nonsense! You guy, don't change the subject for me. This couple is planning to name their child after a character from your street novel! Why can't you have some snacks? And why do you have such an ugly name?" Ashes glared.
With wide eyes, he looked at Jiraiya who had a helpless face and said angrily.
"Oh! You think my name is not nice? I know that the note you gave them is filled with the so-called 'name' you chose!" Jiraiya rolled his eyes and when he said the name,
He also specially emphasized his tone, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.
Kushina on the side picked up a piece of paper from the table and read in a strange tone, "Namikaze dog egg, Namikaze iron pillar, Namikaze mountain cannon, whirlpool like flower, whirlpool green flower, whirlpool cauliflower, whirlpool broccoli."
...Uncle Ashes, do you really know how to name names? And what I can’t understand the most is what the heck is this Ai Bitch! Why doesn’t he even bring Namikaze and Uzumaki with him!”
Ashes, who was publicly executed, blushed, and said to Uzumaki Kushina, "You are talking nonsense! You know a hammer, the cheaper the name, the better the child will be able to support! I am thinking about you! As for the Ai country turtle
…That’s the princess’s name!”
Kushina let out a long sigh, patted Hushes on the shoulder, and said with a sneer, "Uncle Hushes, I really don't know who gave you this name... Although it sounds a bit weird, it's normal. In fact, you got it yourself."
These names are really a bit eye-catching..."
Hui Jin turned his head arrogantly, pursed his lips and said angrily, "Humph! You idiot who doesn't know how to appreciate it! Your own name is not very good either! It's still Mianpian... Why don't you name your child Mianpeng!"
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Kushina's eyebrows almost stood up when she heard Ashes' counterattack. She kicked Ashes' calf and said angrily, "Uncle Ashes, do you understand? I gave my child such a common name.
I hope he can live an ordinary and happy life! You are the one who knows nothing!"
Hui Jin hurriedly helped Kushina, who was unsteady because of kicking herself, and said with a worried face, "Hey, be careful! You are still pregnant, how can you do this? Really, you have to think about me too.
A little bit...I don’t want to wait for him for decades..."
Ashes' last words were spoken so softly that Kushina didn't hear them, but even if she heard them, she probably wouldn't understand them...
"Ah...I know, I know, Uncle Ashes is really annoying. Minato doesn't even let me go out anymore. He's so busy and doesn't know how to come back to accompany me...I'm so angry!" Kushina was supported by Ashes.
He said angrily.
Jiraiya on the side chuckled lightly, put down the pen in his hand and said with a smile, "Minato is the Hokage now, so it's a good thing to be busy, but he seems to be busy with your sealing issue recently, working on your delivery and the birth of your child.
get ready."
Kushina pouted and said angrily, "I told you, Kyuubi is obedient. With Uncle Ashes here, he won't dare to run out even if he is asked to run away."
Jiraiya sighed helplessly and said softly, "Nip it in the bud...You kid, you have to understand our painstaking efforts, really..." After saying that, he continued to immerse himself in writing his masterpiece, looking very hard at it.
Ashes helped Kushina to sit down, and came to Jiraiya's side. Looking at him writing furiously, he asked curiously, "Little Jiraiya, what are you writing? I mean, you better think about it."
Come on, you are not meant to be a writer..."
Jiraiya glanced at Kushina who was standing aside mysteriously, then handed the manuscript paper in his hand to Ashes with a smile, and said with a strange smile, "This masterpiece of mine is different from the previous one. This book is to cater to
After conducting in-depth research on the public’s market tastes, we will definitely succeed!”
Hui Jin glanced at Jiraiya with a face full of disbelief, as if I believe you, then lowered his head and started to read the manuscript paper in his hand.
As he looked at it, Hui Jing's expression became weird. This was simply a pornographic book... The entire article was full of unhealthy and forbidden content. It's a shame he could write it.
"Let me tell you... I know that although your first book was not very good, it was considered a serious novel, but this one... you have really given up on yourself."
"Kokoko~ Master Ashes really doesn't understand anything... Fortunately you have such a beautiful fire-proof lady by your side. This is an uncivilized wilderness, waiting for me, a hard-working farmer, to reclaim it!"
Jiraiya smiled confidently and mocked a wave of ashes...
He punched Jiraiya and knocked him to the ground. He looked at the manuscript paper in his hand helplessly. What this guy said seemed to be true. There seemed to be no low-interest publications in this world. The market was completely blank.
This old bastard really comes out on top.
Throwing the manuscript paper in his hand on the table casually, Ashes rolled his eyes and said indifferently, "Yes, yes, yes...hard-working comrade farmer, come on, I hope your book will not die suddenly..."
Jiraiya got up holding his stomach, rolled his eyes helplessly, carefully put away the manuscript paper spread out on the table, and muttered in a low voice, "Really, I don't understand how to appreciate this book. I have worked so hard on this book."
I worked hard to collect materials and worked hard to create it, and it is a masterpiece that I have high hopes for..."
Kushina looked at the funny two people and asked curiously, "Uncle Ashes, Lord Jiraiya, what book are you talking about... Do you mind showing it to me? I also like reading..."
Jiraiya's eyes sparkled when he heard this, as if he had found a soulmate, and he said happily, "Really? Are you interested in my book? It's great, I'll show it to you right now!"
Before Jiraiya could get up, Ashes kicked him, and the manuscript papers in his hand fell out and scattered on the floor.
Seeing Jiraiya lying on the ground twitching, Ashes shouted sharply, "Jiraiya, if you dare to show this kind of book to Kushina or her children in the future, I will definitely skin you!"
After scolding Jiraiya, Ashes turned to look at the confused Kushina, and said seriously, "Kushina, you can't read this kind of book! This kind of book will pollute your soul, and may even pollute your soul."
The soul of a child... is a bad thing after all!"
Kushina said in surprise, "Huh? Uncle Ashes, is Jiraiya-sama's book so powerful?"
Ashes nodded solemnly, "Yes... as long as you read this book, the filth in it will definitely pollute the hearts of pure people. Not only reading... but even holding it may be polluted!"
Kushina smiled bitterly, looked at Ashes with a serious expression, and said helplessly, "Uncle Ashes, you are really exaggerating. After all, Master Jiraiya is also Minato's master, so he shouldn't harm us..."
"It's just...I won't harm them. Besides, after reading my book, maybe their married life will be better!" Jiraiya finally got up and picked up the manuscript paper on the ground distressedly.
He picked it up with a clip and muttered.
Hearing Jiraiya's complaint, Ashes was furious and furious! He flew up again and kicked Jiraiya away. "I say no, it's no! You guys, can you learn from Sarutobi!"
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Jiraiya who flew out hit the wall and groaned in pain. At this moment, the door to the house was pushed open. Namikaze Minato with a surprised face pushed the door in. He saw that it was stuck to the wall and he couldn't even buckle it.
Jiraiya came down and looked into the room in confusion. By chance, a stack of manuscript paper flew in front of him...
Minato, who had quick hands, caught the hidden weapon easily and asked Kushina curiously, "Kushina, master, what's going on, and what is this?"
Kushina chuckled lightly, smiled at Namikaze Minato and said, "Jiraiya-sama provoked Uncle Ashes and was beaten. As for what you have in your hand, it is Lord Jiraiya's new book... but Uncle Ashes said not to let it go."
I read…"
Minato lowered his head curiously, looked at the manuscript paper in his hand, then looked at Jiraiya who was posted on the wall, opened the manuscript paper and looked at it curiously, "What is it? You can't read it yet?"
Minato is also a good boy who loves reading, otherwise he wouldn't read his master's street novels, and he quite likes this book...
After hearing that it was Jiraiya's new work, Minato Namikaze, who had great trust in his teacher, couldn't help but want to take a look at it first...but when he looked at it, he felt something was not right.
This book... is actually a bit explicit. It is not a serious book at all. It is very different from what I imagined. No wonder Ashes-sama doesn't let Kushina read it... But why can't I take my eyes away? Why do I want it so much?
Do you know what is written behind it?
Minato Namikaze, who became more and more fascinated as he read more, gently flipped through the manuscript paper in his hand, his eyes became more and more focused, and he would exclaim "Oh! So it can be like this..." from time to time, as if the door to a new world had opened! Little did he know that there was someone on the side.
Hui Jin looked at him with increasingly weird eyes...
"Scum, scum, bastard, nymphomaniac, scraps of Konoha, crooked top beam and crooked bottom beam..." Ashes looked at Namikaze Minato who was addicted to the pornographic book and cursed in a low voice...
Jiraiya finally pulled himself down from the wall and watched his disciple read his masterpiece carefully. He came up to him with excitement and asked expectantly, "How is it, Minato, what do you think of my book?"
Will it be popular?"
Minato pulled his attention away from the manuscript with difficulty, turned his head and said strangely to Jiraiya, "Well... it should... maybe... there is a high probability that it will become popular in the entire ninja world!"
Hearing Minato's comment, before the excited Jiraiya could say anything, Ashes, who had a strange look on his side, condensed his eyes, turned his head and looked at Kushina seriously and said, "Kushina, divorce this little pervert! As soon as possible!"
Chapter completed!