The following is purely my nonsense. It is also part of my small author circle. To be honest, the circle is not big. If you are interested, feel free to read it!

All kinds of interesting things happen every day, so: Shuiqun is better than code words, haha.

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One day at 6:29 pm.

Me: Mr. Xinglou, do you think my article can pass the full attendance guarantee?

I sent an email to him, silently praying that the internal investment would be successful.

The next day I received this email reply: Send me a simple outline of the main plot and the title of the book.

I can't describe the pleasure it gave me at that time in words. All you gentlemen watching can understand.

After adding friends, I revised the article for almost a week, but in the end I was killed because the writing smelled so bad.

Fortunately, my book passed the review in one fell swoop. I guess it was the boss who thought I was not steady when it came to writing about cities, so she gave me some ideas.

After joining the group, I slowly integrated into the Lakua family. Everyone in the group is a group of talented people. That stupid licking dog is probably still with me now.

The dog-licking guy who teases me every day: "Hey, isn't this a good man who digs mines with his mouth?"

I:"……"

After hacking this guy, I will hack the book, and I guess I will have to hack others next.

But it's okay for him to insult me. I'm not angry anyway. I'm used to the brothers' daily quarrels with each other, and I can just say a few words to cheer each other up.

What’s more, this guy writes 2,000 words every day, and is even lazier than a cheap guy.

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Anyway, I have witnessed the rise of God's Pet. At the beginning, I was talking about ten thousand words a day, which should be one hundred thousand words. Then I started talking about double opening, and it continued until it is now five or six hundred thousand words. This guy's

The panda hasn't been dug out yet (the boss asked him to write a panda theme, but this guy can't get through it, he casts it once a day, the standard ending)

Just a few days ago, this guy's Midu popularity suddenly shot up. I was stunned by that. It was more than 4 million! Bookshelf promotion has been arranged, and now the daily subscriptions are 10,000.

It's a lot of KB, not counting vouchers and monthly subscriptions. You can do the calculation in RMB.

Two words, absolutely amazing!

Continuing to return to the topic of black people, the one I admire the most is the ball-catching monster. I feel scared when I think of Blue Moon. Collecting black materials can destroy people’s mentality. I just made a screenshot of our black history in one minute, one

One is about Sister Wang and the other is about Comrade Xiaoli (I exposed myself, exposed myself, damn, I can’t help this guy playing word games!)

The blackness of the catching monster is much scarier than the random blackness of the dog-licking monster. The two seem to be in the same sky and the earth... Later, in order to let the catching monster clear my black material screenshots, uh... women's clothing, although it is not the first

It’s happened once, but it’s still quite shameful (it’s a little bit of excitement on the side, I’m not a pervert, it’s just human nature)

The key is that this guy actually wanted to vomit after looking at my photos of women’s clothing! Holy shit! I’m obviously androgynous and beautiful, but he actually wanted to vomit!

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I remember that after my internal investment was approved, my good brothers Huzi and Lao Qi also joined the La Kua family. However, Lao Qi was the worst. Writing an e-sports article about LOL could be blacklisted by the boss (because

The writing is too bad and the expectations are too high. I will never let him touch e-sports articles in the future.)

But this guy was a bad outline writer and one of the talents I recruited for my boss. It’s a pity that he was killed.

In the words of the boss, that is - if there is no way to save it, just bury it.

During that period of time, this guy had a sister-control article, and he worked hand in hand with Fumei Mo every day, pretending to be a big eagle and asking Fumei Mo to help him read the article!

To be honest, I don’t know if Fumeimo still doesn’t know his true gender. Anyway, this idiot like Licking Dog definitely can’t tell the difference.

I couldn't tell whether Licking Dog was a boy or a girl, so I just whispered in the book that Licking Dog was a girl.

I suddenly struggled for a while, and finally came to a rational judgment: the licking dog is a man, and even if he is a girl, I will treat him as a man.

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About a while after I joined the group, Salty Fish Monster and Song Waimai posted in the community. Their motive was to get more clicks so that they could get good results on the newcomer list and win the favor of the boss.

Master Nangong has a saying that is very good, there are birds everywhere in the forest. Often when you are instructing others, you will definitely have your own way, and there may even be verbal conflicts.

Because of these things, I have criticized several authors. Anyway, we are justified. My brother is kind enough to read the article for you and write comments and directions for improvement. If you don’t appreciate it, just forget it and continue to criticize? My bad temper just came out, who cares?

With so many great reviews, Zaun Keyboard Warrior is not a fake.

This is like when I find someone complaining about one-click direct signing, then I just start complaining. My Ahua is also the one you can all spray? What's wrong with one-click direct signing? What I hate most is that I don't know anything, and I am all black and white.

Screw your sense of superiority, I can't hold back my anger when I meet this kind of person.

Maybe some people are not like me in terms of how they deal with things. Pi Lao and Hao Shao once advised me. Hao Shao made me understand one thing: If you reply to a post, it’s okay. Just go to other people’s comment area and make comments.

, that would not be appropriate.

Mr. Hao's words were a revelation to me. Since then, I have become more restrained, but I can't hold it in when I encounter something that needs to be sprayed.

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No matter what the author's character is, I feel that being open-minded and asking for advice is the best attitude. When I chatted with Sister Wang in the middle of the night and asked her to help me revise my article and fix my problems, it was always at what time in the morning. Sister Wang would always say habitually

One sentence: "You go to bed first." She was afraid that my body could not bear it.

In the end, I caught the eye of the boss, and Sister Wang’s contribution accounted for a lot of it! (Ahua and Yaoyao also gave me guidance, and I am very grateful to them!) From then on, I became Sister Wang’s professional little fan.

Dare you criticize me, Sister Wang? Even if the King of Heaven comes down, I still have to give him a few words, no matter what, he is so willful.

Sister Wang is the sky! Sister Wang is the earth! Professional king! Not many BBs!

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I still remember that there was an accident a few days ago. I spent all my luck on this, and maybe everyone was gone. From the moment I got off the taxi, my legs were shaking.

I almost collapsed to the ground. When I got home, I was uneasy and discussed this matter with them.

Song Waimai said something to me that I will probably remember for the rest of my life.

"Don't waste time in the future."

Of course, other people also talked to me for a long time. At first he didn't take it seriously, and he was teasing me as usual. After he found out that I wasn't joking with him, he fell silent.

Yamei asked me to boil an egg to eat. If something bad happens, I should boil an egg to calm down the panic; Comrade Xiaoli asked me to drink more water; the ball monster comforted me with childhood memories; Mr. Hao said: I have this time to go

Isn’t it good to sing in KTV? Brother Chicken asked me to roar twice, but I didn’t roar haha.

From now on, we no longer have contact with each other. Really, people don’t have so many good luck in this life. Life goes well and is cherished.

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I remember when I was working on the cover of this book, Yamei had to fix the cover for me four times! The first two times were because of that book, and the last two times were because of the title.

By now I think she wants to kill me after reading this book.

Because it's such a waste of time.

This has to let the boss take the blame. The last time I changed the cover was because of the title of the book. The original title was: I may revive my spiritual energy when I shovel it down, which is exactly twelve characters! But the title of the book in some channels can only have up to eleven characters.

!So I left out the word "possible".

But in the end I got this really nice cover, and I feel quite comfortable. The four-character elegant girl is awesome!

The title of the first book that was banned was about a rich man who was a cuckold in the city, and then one day, the family got a rich man who cheated on him!

My first words at that time were:

"Brother, write well! Carry forward my dream of being the richest man!"

Let me tell you something, this guy has a pretty good-looking profile. When my charter wife and I competed for looks, he couldn't stand the double torture from both of us, so he finally posted a selfie.

God-like level!

The one who surpassed the family goddess level is Rouge, hehe.

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I can’t remember exactly how I met the charterer, I think it was around 9 minutes ago. Anyway, I knew that the dog licker and the security guard were bad guys!
To be continued...