The Underworld Chapter 651 Kill it(1/2)
At this time, the black bear showed its head, and I said to it: "You are now a Class II protected animal. As long as you don't act recklessly, they won't do anything to you."
The black bear said: "What is the second-level protected animal?"
I said: "It's just a rule that you can't kill you casually. If a poacher kills you, he will go to jail, so you just follow these policemen and they will send you to the place where you should go."
, Northeast or Sichuan should be more suitable for you."
Black Bear said: "I don't want to go to the Northeast..."
I said: "Why?"
Black Bear said: "There are tigers in the Northeast forest, life is too difficult..."
I said: "You, a black bear who has become a spirit, are still afraid of tigers?"
The black bear said: "Tiger can also become sperm, but you don't know it." I thought to myself: "There is such a thing, it is really strange in the world, but now is not the time to discuss this." Then he said: "Then
I suggest you go to Sichuan. Come with me now, but you have to be honest and remember not to speak." Black Bear nodded.
At this moment, someone suddenly shouted: "That black bear is right there! Shoot me!" I even doubted for the first time whether the person who was going to shoot was calling the black bear on my side, because everything was...
There was no warning, and it was not shouted by someone from the criminal captain's side.
When I heard that someone was about to shoot a black bear, I naturally did not let the bear pass immediately. After a few seconds, I found another group of people walking down the mountain. They were all wearing uniforms and holding machine guns in their hands. They seemed to be special police.
I thought to myself: "Why did you alert the special police?"
It seemed that the criminal captain didn't know what was going on, and he was talking to the people who came, as if he was wondering why you were here.
The leading special police officer said in a loud voice: "I heard that a black bear hurt people and was still running around in the city, seriously threatening people's safety. We rushed here after receiving the report."
The criminal captain said: "This black bear doesn't seem to have hurt anyone, right? And we have caught it now and will take it away immediately."
The SWAT captain said: "Have you caught it? With these pistols in your hands, can they penetrate the black bear's skin?"
The criminal captain said: "We have an animal expert here, and he is talking to the black bear."
"What nonsense! What kind of animal expert? The black bear has a violent temper, and you let him talk to the black bear alone? Captain, I think you want to make a meritorious service, but are you too eager?" I don't know if this is the SWAT captain, but it seems to be an official position
I'm older than the criminal captain, otherwise I wouldn't have spoken in this tone. Of course, I can't control that much about my official position. Anyway, the most important thing now is to send the black bear out safely.
The criminal captain said: "As far as I know, this black bear did not hurt anyone else, so it seems that there is no need to shoot to solve it."
The SWAT captain said: "I have a witness here!" He asked the man to come over. When the man came over, I immediately recognized who this man was. It was none other than He Zhitong! I
I thought to myself: "Why is this person everywhere? Is this person sick? It's just a matter of quarreling with me. How can he still have trouble with a bear? He is clearly trying to kill the black bear."
Su Keyue said: "Zhitong...how could it be you...?"
"Ke Yue..." He Zhitong called Su Keyue.
The criminal captain said: "Did Mr. He get bitten by a black bear? It doesn't look like it to me."
The SWAT captain said: "It was the doctor who reported it. He was indeed not injured."
The criminal captain said: "Mr. He, did you see it with your own eyes?"
He Zhitong shook his head and said: "I haven't seen it with my own eyes, but with such a big black bear running around on the street, someone will definitely be injured. There should be no doubt about this, right?"
At this time, I said: "You haven't seen it with your own eyes, what are you talking about? If someone was really injured, they would have been sent to the hospital long ago. Do you still need to guess here?"
The criminal police captain asked: "Captain Criminal, who is this person...?"
The criminal captain said: "This person is the animal negotiator I told you." I forgot that the criminal captain had already given me several names, but each name sounded very professional, so I "accepted" them.
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Su Keyue dragged He Zhitong aside, as if she had something to say to He Zhitong. When He Zhitong turned around, he also said hello to the SWAT captain. The SWAT captain said, "Since you two know each other, what's the point?"
Just say it, I think the situation here is not as serious as you said. If you two want to go back, you can go back now, and I will find someone to take you there." Su Keyue nodded to him, and then took He.
Zhitong went aside. It was obvious that He Zhitong didn't want to go with Su Keyue, but there was nothing he could do. He probably just said hello to the SWAT captain because he wanted the SWAT captain to say a word to him and prevent others from dragging him away.
The SWAT captain said: "Captain, you just said that the black bear has been caught. Where is it now?"
The criminal captain said: "Right behind Expert Yang." I thought to myself: "I am an expert now, and this criminal captain will also give me a high hat..."
The SWAT captain said: "What kind of animal expert are you talking about? How come I haven't heard of it before?"
The criminal captain said: "I have never heard of it before, but they do have skills, much better than those experts with certificates."
The SWAT captain seemed a little unconvinced, and then said: "Expert Yang, are you okay?" I thought to myself: "What can happen to me? Could it be that you want something to happen to me? That's probably the case.
Because if I'm fine, from the side, it can be regarded as a slap in the face of the SWAT captain."
"I'm fine...! This black bear is very well-behaved! It's also very docile! It's probably a 'temperate subspecies'!" Actually, I don't know how many types of bears there are, but I just feel that the criminal captain has put me so high.
, then I also gave him a long face and defined this bear casually. I came up with the "temperate subspecies" myself. In short, it just sounds very professional. It doesn't matter whether they know it or not, because they
Not an animal expert.
Sure enough, the SWAT captain said: "What is a 'temperate subspecies'?"
I said: "It is a very docile black bear that lives in Asia! This kind of bear is very rare! It was extinct many years ago. It can be found in our city today. It can be said to be a miracle in the animal world!"
This bear is definitely a rare breed!" I don't care whether the secret will be exposed later, anyway, I can keep it now. Besides, this black bear is indeed different from other bears. Even if I say it more magically, what is it?
Prehistoric living fossil, that’s no problem! Of course, this also requires the cooperation of the black bear, so I said to it: “Just do whatever I ask you to do later, and act a little different.”
Black Bear said: "What should we do specifically?"
I said: "Even though he looks like a bear, his IQ is quite high. Of course, it can't be too high. You can grasp the details yourself."
The black bear said: "Why is this? What I hate most is pleasing humans."
I said, "Then do you want to live?"
Black Bear nodded and said, "Of course I want to..."
I said: "Then you just do as I say honestly."
Black Bear sighed: "If I had known that returning to the human world would be so laborious and laborious, it would be better to stay in another world... at least I can live peacefully..."
I said: "Stop talking nonsense. If you want to survive, try to make yourself as special as possible. This way your rarity will increase, and maybe you will be placed in Sichuan, where you will be neighbors with giant pandas."
The black bear said: "Are you talking about the iron-eating beast?"
I said, "It's that kind of animal."
The black bear said: "That guy's eyes looked like they had been beaten. He looked so ugly. I felt like beating him when I saw him."
I said, "Save it for yourself. He is a national treasure now, and his food and housing are better than those of some people. If you can get in touch with him, you won't have to worry about eating and drinking in this life. At least he will be more comfortable than you are in some other world."
.Maybe I can find you a beautiful wife by then. If you are really scarce, it is not impossible to find you two or three wives."
"Will you really find me a wife?" I had said so many things before, but these words had no effect. The black bear immediately became energetic after hearing this. I thought to myself: "It seems that this animal is just like humans.
You can't escape the word 'sex'." Then he said: "Of course it's true, but the premise is that you want to be recognized, at least don't be labeled as a cruel person, because humans nowadays like cute animals, such as giant pandas.
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The black bear said: "Does this mean that I should put down my dignity and imitate the iron-eating beasts to please humans?"
I said: "Then do you want to ask for it? If you think your dignity is more important than your life, then I don't have to waste my time with you here now."
Black Bear said quickly: "Don't... don't... I just sighed..."
At this time, someone shouted: "Expert Yang, what are you doing over there?" I looked back and saw that it seemed to be someone next to the SWAT captain, or a spokesperson or something.
"Talk to this black bear again." I continued, "What's wrong? Are you interested? Do you want to come over and have a look?"
"We won't go there. If you have any needs, you can ask us. We also want to help." The man said.
I said: "Then find a bigger car." At the same time, I said to Heixiong: "You can come with me and wait for the car to pick you up." Heixiong followed me and walked toward the criminal captain.
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At the beginning, these people, including the SWAT officers, were wary. After all, such a big black bear was standing in front of them. It was probably the first time for these people to encounter this situation. But after a while, they all discovered the temperament of this black bear.
It seems to be really gentle. Although it is not as cute as the giant panda in appearance, its temperament is similar to that of the giant panda. Captain Xing even touched the black bear's hair with his hand. Of course, only I know what happened.
Black Bear was sitting on the ground at this time. The criminal captain had already called the bureau and said that the car he was looking for would be here soon. Hearing this result, I finally felt relieved and touched Black Bear's head.
The SWAT captain said: "It seems like this black bear can really understand what Expert Yang said."
I said modestly: "The main reason is that this black bear is smart."
The special captain said: "Since Expert Yang understands animal language so well, if you have time, come to our SWAT team to provide guidance."
I said: "What can I provide guidance for? You look up to me too much."
The SWAT captain said: "When we train police dogs, if we have people like Expert Yang, we will definitely get twice the result with half the effort."
I was about to speak when He Zhitong came over. The SWAT captain said, "Dr. He hasn't left yet?" Then he shouted, "Xiao Wang, didn't you find a car to take Dr. He off?!"
"I looked for him...but Dr. He wouldn't leave..." Xiao Wang said.
He Zhitong said: "Leaders, please don't be deceived by this boy. He is not an animal expert, he is just a liar!"
Su Keyue followed He Zhitong and said: "
Zhitong...what are you talking about?"
He Zhitong said: "If you don't believe me, ask Dr. Su. She is this person's cousin. Dr. Su knows best whether this person is an animal expert."
To be continued...