"Ding"
"Discover the host and begin to fulfill the host's wish"
"Prepare to travel"
"Successful time travel"
...
Year 2008.
Xishan Province, Anxi City, a vocational technical secondary school.
"Xiaomi, get up quickly. Didn't we agree to meet netizens today?"
Xia Xiaomi, who was sleeping soundly, opened her eyes with a puzzled expression.
As a senior factory dog, he could only rent a small private house near the factory. It can be said that dogs usually don't come here. Why would someone call him today?
Could it be that the landlord is here to demand rent? But didn’t he just pay it?
With this idea in mind, he turned his head. Then he saw a big fat face, as big as half a basin.
"Zhang Wei?"
Xia Xiaomi was shocked. Wasn't the person in front of him his roommate when he was in technical secondary school? However, this roommate met the goddess of his dreams because of playing a game. In order to pursue the goddess, he dropped out of school and went to the south. Later, he
There is no news either.
Could it be that he is back? And he has found himself? Is he trying to show off to himself as a single guy?
"Hey, what are you thinking about? Are you going to meet your netizens? I tell you there are two of them across from you. If you don't go, don't blame me. I'll take them all."
Xia Xiaomi shook his head silently, because he still didn't understand the situation.
Why did Zhang Wei suddenly appear here and say he was going to meet some netizen?
The first thought in his mind was that Zhang Wei had been brainwashed by something, and the purpose of coming now was to recruit him into the gang.
Just when he wanted to persuade the other party, Zhang Wei's figure had disappeared from the door.
Wait, door?
Seeing the dilapidated door, Xia Xiaomi sat up directly and looked around in disbelief.
A canopy bed, a broken fan, and a few pairs of old cloth shoes...
"This is?"
Room 302, technical secondary school dormitory!!
Thinking of this, he quickly turned his head and looked at the other side.
Yes, that's right. There's a girls' dormitory opposite.
I recall that back then, I worked hard to get this position just so I could see the girls' dormitory opposite.
This isn't true, is it?
Xia Xiaomi casually picked up the mirror next to her and looked at it. She was completely desperate.
Because what he saw was a young man who was still young, and the fuzz on his lips seemed to tell that he was really young.
It's over, my mood is broken.
Xia Xiaomi's body softened and she lay back down.
"God, are you kidding me? Who asked you to take me back in time?"
Lying there and looking at the peeling roof, Xia Xiaomi felt the malice of life towards him.
Just then a voice suddenly sounded in his mind.
"Congratulations to the host for successfully traveling through time. Please rate this service."
"The ratings are divided into satisfied, very satisfied, and super satisfied."
"Fuck"
Xia Xiaomi was startled by the sudden sound and almost peed in her pants.
But then he giggled again.
The reason why he was complaining just now was that it was useless for him to travel back in time.
His family is an ordinary family, and it is already very hard for him to go to school. In addition, he has a younger sister who is also going to school. This makes his living standard extremely low.
Two hundred and twenty yuan a month is all his living expenses. This includes surfing the Internet, eating, playing, and picking up girls.
Although he was just a factory dog ​​before time travel, at least he made money and spent it alone, and lived a relatively comfortable life.
How could he bear it if he was suddenly asked to come back and continue to live a miserable life?
However, all these complaints disappeared without a trace when the system appeared.
What are the elements of time travel? The answer is a cheat! What cheat is the most powerful? Of course it is the system.
As someone who has read countless time-travel novels, Xia Xiaomi still understands this.
"System, are you saying that you took me back in time on your own initiative?"
"Host, please be careful with your words."
"???"
What answered him was a burst of electricity, the kind that made him tremble all over.
After this small punishment, Xia Xiaomi was completely honest.
No way, no one likes to get electric shock.
"The punishment is over, now explain to the host."
Is this a stick and a jujube? After hearing the explanation, Xia Xiaomi quickly sat upright and listened.
"Can the host remember the meteor he saw?"
"Remember, that was the biggest meteor I've ever seen."
"Then can the host remember the wish he made to the shooting star?"
"certainly.."
Before the words were spoken, Xia Xiaomi wanted to slap herself.
After being reminded by the system, he finally remembered it.
I remember that that day, as usual, I went home from get off work and started playing group games. However, because there were few people, I waited for more than an hour and the group games didn’t start. Feeling depressed, he went to the window to smoke a cigarette to calm down.
At that moment, he saw a shooting star passing by. Based on his unhappiness, he made a wish towards the shooting star.
His wish is...
He wants to go back to 2008, when DNF was in public beta.
Because there were many people at that time, it was interesting at that time, and you didn’t have to wait for more than an hour just to get a group tour.
What I never expected was that just because of a joke I made, I actually wore it back.
Thinking of this, he touched his pocket and was about to take out his mobile phone to see what day it was.
Speaking of Xia Xiaomi’s mobile phone, it’s...
"What the hell, where is my cell phone?"
"Sorry, because the host did not carry it with him, it is not included in this time travel plan."
Hearing this sentence, Xia Xiaomi had only one thought in her heart.
Labor’s Huawei p30pro is gone. It cost more than 6,000 yuan. I bought it after eating instant noodles for three months, and now it’s gone?
"System, you're going to pay for my phone, my p30pro, my Zhaoyue phone."
Just when Xia Xiaomi was heartbroken, he remembered something even more heartbreaking.
There is a girls' dormitory opposite me. If I come here with my P30, wouldn't it be...
It's a pity that all the ideas have come to nothing now.
"The host insults the system for no reason. According to the system rules, there will be one minor punishment, two major punishments, and three in-situ explosions. This punishment is a minor punishment."
"What is a small..."
Before Xia Xiaomi finished speaking, his punishment had already arrived.
The punishment is still a current. The difference from last time is that if the last time was fifty volts, then this time it is one hundred and fifty volts.
In the endless current, Xia Xiaomi was in pain and happy.
As for the reason for happiness, it was because he saw that his system was so fancy, and naturally it had many great features.
The more powerful the system is, doesn’t it mean the more powerful the host is?
This little punishment lasted for about a minute. When the current disappeared, Xia Xiaomi even felt a sense of reluctance...
No wonder people on the Internet say that if you don’t feel well, just give it an electric shock and you’ll be fine.
Chapter completed!