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[Welcome to the most powerful system in history, created by the most handsome man in the history of the world, who is super invincible, powerful and domineering, and will trick you to death without paying for your life]

"I said, let's forget about the clichéd concept of the system...you still talk so much nonsense,

Without punctuation, will the computer really not crash?" I looked at the empty white ground in front of me and couldn't help but complain.

[The system prohibits complaints]

The mechanical voice said slowly.

"Crazy..." I couldn't help but raise my middle finger to the voice, expressing my inner dissatisfaction at this time.

[Next is the system introduction]

[This system is produced by the most handsome man in the history of the universe]

[The most powerful system in history called super invincible, powerful and domineering, and will kill you without paying for it]

"Let's get to the important point, don't waste time, okay?" I covered my mouth and said expressionlessly.

[This system will issue any number of tasks every day. If the host does not complete it, it will suffer the pain of one hundred flicks of the penis and one hundred hits of the balls, and then the difficulty of the task will be increased. 】

"...Crazy." I couldn't help but roll my eyes at the system and said expressionlessly.

[After the punishment is completed, it will automatically help the host recover its physical condition. 】

[This system also has automatic archiving and manual archiving functions. If the host wants to commit suicide or die, this function will be directly triggered, and the archive cannot be deleted. ]

[Suicide will force you to accept a hundred times the pain of failing to complete the task. 】

[If you do not actively select an archive, the system will automatically select the most recent archive.]

"Hey, hey... after all, the system will give you some benefits and so on. Is it possible that all I have to do is flick my penis and my balls? No benefit at all?" I spread my hands unwillingly and said angrily.

【……】

The mechanical voice couldn't help but hesitate for a moment after hearing this question, followed by a deathly silence.

I finally couldn't help it and complained softly: "Don't be silent at this time!"

[It seems that this system did not have a reward system QAQ when it was first created]

"You are so cute now!" I complained fiercely, but in my mind I really wanted to smash this system to pieces.

【嘤嘤嘤～嘤嘤嘤～】

I gritted my teeth, raised my clenched fist, and said viciously: "Hey, sister! Don't make me complain, okay! Do you want to ask your creator?"

[Hey, we have connected you to the most handsome man in the history of the universe]

I scratched my head frantically and complained angrily: "Ah...fuck (Chinese-Japanese bilingual)!"

【Hey, do you have a problem with me?】

"Who on earth are you...the design system was forced to be installed on me, and you still...you still designed it to be so stupid!?" I suppressed the anger in my heart, couldn't help but not swear, and said angrily.

[Oh? This system? You are talking about this failure I designed.] At this point, there was a sudden silence on the other end of the phone, and he continued: [Just treat this as a system and just make use of it.]

"How is this possible? Hey, are you kidding me?" I smiled bitterly and said helplessly.

[This is the first system I designed... Please understand...]

"By the way, who are you?" I asked helplessly, scratching my head.

[How should I put it... He is the Jade Emperor you call him. He has nothing to do recently, so he just wanted to randomly put some systems on you humans and watch it as a TV series. Unexpectedly, it was quite good. 】

[So, as the lucky guest, aren’t you happy? 】

"I'm so happy...who wants such a cheating system?" I rubbed my hair helplessly and shouted loudly.

[Yes, the reward system is right, wait for me. 】

【alright.】

"It's too fast, hey, what on earth did you do? Is it too perfunctory?" I frowned, holding back from complaining continuously.

[Earn points based on the difficulty of completing tasks, which can also be used to redeem products.]

"No, I know all these basic routines, but can you be more serious about giving rewards? What the hell is it that the redemption of women's hair only consumes one point!" I really don't want to complain after continuous complaints, but such a shocking redemption

The intensity is really unacceptable to me.

[Hello, hello? My signal here is not good, so I hung up.]

"I..." I can no longer complain about the Jade Emperor...

[This is definitely not the real Jade Emperor...it must be...]

[When you come to this system, time will be stopped, and it can also be used to store items for redemption. Welcome to come again next time. Just open the system APP on your mobile phone and you can come again~]

As my youthful consciousness gradually awakened, I couldn't help but spit out the last sentence: "Am I being kicked out like this? It's really embarrassing."

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I thought this was just a vague dream...

But I didn't expect that this would be the beginning of my troubled youth...

My autistic life has therefore opened up a different path.
Chapter completed!