"Election, election, even the dogs are going crazy, and the loudspeakers are not idle at night, making people unable to sleep!" Zhou Qun cursed, turned over and hugged his wife Xinghua who was sleeping beside him.

The dogs in the village barked all night, and no one in the village had a peaceful sleep. Why? Because at dawn tomorrow, the village committee will be elected, and more importantly, who will be elected as the village director.

There are two main competitors in the village. One is Qin Dachuan, the current village party secretary. This man is powerful, has vast supernatural powers, has rich human resources, and has a network of relationships that extends up and down and spreads across various departments; the other is "

Going to the sea and returning home

Fu Lanhua, Miao Honggenzheng, is a descendant of the old Eighth Route Army and an old party member. She is also a retired female soldier. After serving in the army for several years, she lived in the army of her husband Ying Xiang for several years and became a real soldier.

family members accompanying the army. This is a story for later.

On the last night before the election, candidates went door-to-door to canvass for votes, making the final push for the election.

Just after dinner today, the loudspeaker in the village shouted: "All villagers, please pay attention. According to the spirit of the superiors' instructions, we will gather at the square in front of the village at 8 o'clock tomorrow morning. All villagers over the age of 18 are eligible."

Participate in voting in the village committee election, and those who do not come will be deemed to have abstained from voting!"

I yelled several times in a row, and my eardrums were numb, which was annoying.

Xinghua took advantage of the situation and put her face on Zhou Qun's shoulder. She pushed Zhou Qun with her young hands and asked, "Hey, will you vote this time? Who should we choose?"

He said casually: "Whoever becomes this official is a fool. I don't think we should elect anyone, don't vote, don't show up, don't offend that person..."

"Bullshit! We have to vote this time, and no one can choose Fu Lanhua!"

"Why?"

"Why, look at her virtue, she keeps pretending all day long, and among the more than 3,000 people in the village, she is the only one who can do it. She is the 'golden cudgel of Sun Monkey - the stick of ability'. Ah.

Pooh!"

"Hey! Where are you spitting? It's all on my face." Zhou Qun wiped his face and explained softly, "Actually, Fu Lanhua is quite good. She has indeed done a lot of things for everyone.

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"Bullshit! You've fallen in love with her again, haven't you? You must have a fight with her. If you choose her this time, don't enter this house." Xinghua roared and pushed away Zhou Qun's embrace.

"Bullshit, bullshit, you are the bullshit!" Zhou Qun became anxious. He angrily scolded Xinghua and said, "You will talk shit all day long. When will I ever get along with her? Tell me! You are just jealous.

Fished it out, you have been jealous since you were a child. If you die now, you will be jealous all your life. Who are you? Huh!"

Zhou Qun sat up, reached out and pulled a cigarette from the bedside table, lit it and took two puffs.

In fact, what Zhou Qun said is absolutely right. Xinghua's natal family is from the same village and lives on the same street as Zhou Qun's family. Moreover, the adults of the two families are relatively close and have close contact with each other. Therefore, Xinghua and Zhou Qun naturally often play together.

And they are children of the same age.

From primary school in the village to junior high school in the city, they were always classmates. They could be considered "childhood sweethearts", but not necessarily "childhood sweethearts".

Xinghua's family is relatively wealthy, and she has a lot of change in her hands. She often buys toys for Zhou Qun, delicious snacks, etc.

With just this move, she coaxed Zhou Qun to circle around her all day long.

I am in elementary school. In their spare time, a group of children play shuttlecock and jump rope together. They sing nursery rhymes: "Little apple, round and round. Give it to the children's group. The children's group will not back down and resolutely participate."

Guerrillas, guerrillas, loaded with guns, specializing in fighting Japanese devils..."

"Car, flute, flute, malan flower blooms twenty-one, two-five-six, two-five-seven, two-eight-two-nine-thirty-one..."

But then the children's nursery rhymes gradually changed, and they sang like this: "Kicking Zhou Qun, stepping on apricot blossoms, two grasshoppers tied to the rope, two grasshoppers, jumping around, folding their wings and crawling underground, crawling underground,

Like a tortoise, slowly and leisurely like a tortoise..."

When they heard this, they almost got angry to death. They went to the teacher to complain, but instead of making decisions for them, the teacher criticized them for always being late and leaving early together.

The two of them often fought with their classmates over nursery rhymes. In fact, Xinghua herself could only be blamed for this. In the beginning, it was entirely Xinghua's fault.

Zhou Qun can do shuttlecock and kick it very well. He also has a skipping rope that is neither thick nor thin, so many young students like to play games with him, and of course there are female classmates.

But Xinghua refused to let him play with the girls, and could only play with her alone. Zhou Qun really listened to her, otherwise he would never have the chance to eat good food again. So, when the little classmates got angry, they made up

Such a nursery rhyme.

When they were divided into classes in the first grade of junior high school, the two of them were not in the same class. Later, Xinghua asked the teacher many times to adjust the class, and asked her father to ask the school leaders to request that she and Zhou Qun be adjusted to the same class, saying that they would come together.

We walked together, and there was someone watching over us on the way.

At that time, I don’t know how many times Xinghua used the excuse that her car was broken down and asked Zhou Qun to take her to school and take her home.

Zhou Qun was also happy to do this, even if it was windy or rainy, he didn't care.

Later, the two of them came to know the knowledge of adults, and she began to fall in love, releasing a lot of girlish feelings towards Zhou Qun.

A female classmate asked her secretly: "Xinghua, do you like Zhou Qun? This guy is quite bad, isn't he?"

She said with a smile: "A man is not a man unless he is bad. I just don't like his bad energy."

Later, the two got closer and closer, and finally one day, they secretly ate the forbidden fruit at her home, and she also tried the sweetness of being a woman...

Zhou Qun was thinking about the past events. He had just finished smoking a cigarette, but involuntarily reached out and lit one.

He seemed to be puffing out smoke, spitting out circles one after another from time to time. The smoke filled the ceiling, and a choking smell followed.

Xinghua couldn't help but sit up and shout: "Smoke, smoke! You want to choke people to death! Go out and smoke!"

"What are you yelling at? If you don't want to smoke, you won't smoke. Why are you shouting so loudly? It almost scares the child to wake up." Zhou Qun felt wronged again at this time, so he lowered his voice and said: "Okay, okay, don't smoke, don't smoke."

That’s it, okay?”

He put out the cigarette butt, clasped the back of his head with both hands and lay on the pillow. He sighed and muttered in an unclean manner: "Oh, I chose such a stupid move and made the whole village uneasy. What happened these two days?"

Did you encounter any bad luck? Damn it."

Xinghua sat up suddenly and realized that she was not wearing any clothes. She reached out and pulled on a piece of clothing and put it on her body. She glanced at Zhou Qun and asked, "By the way, if you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten where you have been fooling around in the past two days."

?Which fairy did you wander around with again?"

"Go, get the hell out of here." Xinghua's random suspicions and scoldings immediately made Zhou Qun feel angry. He wanted to make a fuss, but when he saw Xinghua's half-naked body, it was as if she was rippling by the clear air.

The spring rain was so sweet that it was extinguished all at once.

Speaking of Zhou Qun's character, everyone in the village knows that he is outgoing, very casual, not very rigorous, and his temper is hot and cold and erratic.

According to his words: "I don't have a bad temper when I treat my family and people close to me."

He also often said: "Why do fellow villagers in the village have to compete with each other? If you don't see what you see when you look up, you can just muddle along..." It is an ancient idea of ​​the mean. It is also in line with the harmonious concept of the current society.

Having said that, that was before he drank. As soon as he drank, he suddenly became "a dog that eats dung in a cellar - he doesn't understand human shit." This is what he said himself.

He stretched out his hand and scratched teasingly with his fingers on Xinghua's tender skin, making her feel itchy and hot all over.

But before her anger was gone, she waved her hand and pushed Zhou Qun away. Her little mouth was so pouted that it could tie up a donkey. She cursed: "Don't do this, don't deny it, you are good with that bitch,

You think I don’t know? You have a lot of colorful intestines, I’ve already seen it clearly. Huh!”

"Hehe, I really like her, but it's a pity that she doesn't like me." Zhou Qun said, then he changed his voice and whispered to himself: "This Fu Lanhua is really busy all day long.

Why are you busy outside? If it were me, I wouldn't do those thankless things."

"Bah! How shameless! Xian (Xian) eats carrot eggs (Lian) and worries about it. She has no time to do that!" Xinghua cursed.

Zhou Qun asked: "What? You are really heartless when you say this! If Lanhua hadn't helped us get a loan, could we have bought a semi-trailer? We ran the transportation business to live like this. Otherwise, you

Eat an egg? You are thirsty for the northwest wind!"

"She's helping you because of you, do you think I don't know?" Xinghua quibbled.

"You are using strong words to make sense, and it is unreasonable!" Zhou Qun sat up again, pointed at Xinghua and said: "What about you! You think I don't know about you and the Second King of Hell? You..."

"Pah!" Xinghua slapped Zhou Qun in the face, making her face turn blue with anger.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

When Zhou Qun saw him, he suddenly shriveled up like a deflated rubber ball.

In people's eyes, saying he has a bad temper is not a problem, but he hates seeing women cry.

His wife, Xinghua, had caught on to this weakness of his. Every time she argued and argued, and finally couldn't defeat him, she would definitely use this move. This was called "defeating the enemy with one move," and he really didn't have the strength to fight back.

No, Zhou Qunqing was sitting on the bed, covering the half-faced face he had just beaten by his wife with his hands, muttering in his heart: Oh, why are you bringing this up? The second king of hell is not a kid who can be beaten by others. Sooner or later, I have to deal with him.
Chapter completed!