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164. Goosebumps

Zhang Song was so aggressive that Liu Bei burst into tears. There was no way to go down.

Suddenly, Guan Yu from above dragged Zhang Fei, who was drunk, and barged in.

When Guan Yu saw Zhang Song's face, he thought it was Pang Tong at first. When he smelled the smell of Zhang Song's feet, Guan Yu realized that it was not Pang Tong, but someone else. Guan Yu was so sorry, why did he forget to mention his Qinglong?

The Yanyue Sword came in and should have killed this ugly monster with one strike.

"Brother..." Guan Yu hesitated. He obviously had a lot to say before coming, but it was too smelly. He choked for a moment and could only stammer, "I'm asking for a fight!"

vomit!

Zhang Fei vomited.

When the drunk Zhang Fei smelled Zhang Song's stench, he couldn't help but vomited out all the contents in his stomach. The drunkenness came to his head and he stared with copper eyes like cowbells.

"Brother, I am the same. This man is too stinky. As long as I go to war without smelling this sour stench, I can beat anyone. Brother, what do you say? Cao Cao or Sun Quan?" Zhang Fei used to be a butcher and smells like pig mutton.

After smelling it too much, his own resistance was extremely strong, but he still couldn't withstand Zhang Song's stinky attack. He collapsed all of a sudden, held his breath and vomited a few more times, and hurriedly ran out, threatening Liu Bei that Zhang Song must be sent.

Fei set out to fight, "I must... vomit... Brother, I will go down to reorganize the troops and horses, and set off in an hour. If brother doesn't give the order, then I will have no choice but to take the people to another place. It's really stinky.

Unbearable."

"Second brother, please fight? I haven't thought about it yet. Is it fun to fight? Isn't it fun to stay at home? Well...it doesn't smell good anymore. With Zhang Ziqiao here, everyone has to make progress. It feels uncomfortable to stay at home. Okay.

Go ahead, raise your troops for a thousand days, use them for a moment, and go on an expedition! I will personally lead the army to Xichuan to meet my nephew Liu Zhang, the shepherd of Yizhou."

Seeing that Liu Bei couldn't get rid of Zhang Song, he simply took Zhang Song back to Yizhou. When he met Liu Zhang, he would give Zhang Song some work.

They all took the initiative to ask for a fight. Liu Bei had no reason to give in. With two people helping to smell the smell, Zhang Song's lethality became smaller.

"By the way, third brother, third brother, do you want to go with eldest brother? Third brother, you run so fast, eldest brother takes it as your acquiescence."

"Brother, that's great. Tell me, where should we attack? Wherever you point us to attack, I won't say anything." Guan Yu failed to show off his power in the Battle of Chibi last time. He had high expectations for Liu Bei to send troops and raised his hands in praise.

, I just don’t want to take Zhang Song with me. With Zhang Song in the military camp, hundreds of miles away, the enemy can know where Liu Bei’s army is stationed without sending scouts. The stench is so strong that it is even more obvious than the smoke of a beacon fire. “Brother, this is

...bit, your bones are amazing at first glance, a prodigy in the world, shouldn’t you come with us?”

How could Liu Bei lie in front of Zhang Song? When the troops marched into Xichuan, it would be impossible without Zhang Song. Liu Bei was a well-rounded man and knew that he must not lie at this time. Zhang Song would be unhappy. Leading the way could bring Liu Bei there.

Go into the ditch.

Liu Bei wouldn't want to capsize the boat in the sewer.

"Second brother, this is Zhang Song and Zhang Ziqiao, Liu Zhang's staff. He came from Yizhou to give me a map. How could you not bring him with you? We sent troops to Yizhou to capture Xichuan... Oh no,

When Liu Zhang visited his relatives, it was all Zi Qiao who led the way. Otherwise, can you understand the map Zi Qiao drew?" Liu Bei and Guan Yu have been friends for many years. Guan Yu blushed, Liu Bei knew what Guan Yu was thinking, but Zhang Song,

I really can't use it. Without Zhang Song, I have to pinch my nose to read the Yizhou map with my feet covered with blisters. Liu Bei wished that Guan Yu would take Zhang Song and go visit Yizhou for Liu Bei. "Here's the map.

If you dare to look at it, for the trip to Yizhou, it’s okay for my second brother to take Zi Qiao on my behalf. With Zi Qiao here, I expect Liu Zhang will recognize your identity, so I can rest assured."

Yizhou is remote, and Liu Bei can take several months of leisure time without having to see Zhang Song's ugly face or the poisonous gas emitting from his body.

Liu Bei secretly sighed in his heart, why are all the geniuses who come to seek refuge these days, like Pang Tong and Zhang Song, none of them are handsome. At least there are a few Zhuge Liang, Zhou Yu and the like. Liu Bei is happy to see them, but it is not easy to fight.

Cowardly.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host. Liu Bei wanted to escape and sent Guan Yu to take away Zhang Song. Guan Yu was so angry that he felt sick and blushed. He got a reward: a stirrup for his feet. There are many war horses in Xiliang. I heard that the Ma family

Everyone is good at riding, but unfortunately they lack stirrups, which results in limited riding skills and cannot be sublimated. The host can give Ma Yunlu a pair of pedal stirrups to let Ma Yunlu experience riding. It depends on the host. To add stirrups, the host must

Take Ma Yunlu to experience the peak feeling of horseback riding. With stirrups, Ma Yunlu can scream wildly in minutes and create bursts of excitement."

When Guan Yu heard this, his face turned even redder, even his neck turned red. He was so anxious that he almost choked. He dared to dig a hole here and wait for Guan Yu to jump.

"Brother, if you are not a brother, I can't help you. Brother, you are a clan member of the Han Dynasty. The old Liu family will recognize you and not me. I went to Yizhou. If Liu Zhang doesn't recognize it, it will be a lot of trouble. Well, I

Even if you have a lot of heart and strength, you still have to go to Yizhou with the eldest brother and this...Ziqiao. The second brother is here to congratulate the eldest brother in advance on his victory and a smooth journey."

Guan Yu is not someone to be trifled with. For Liu Bei, the leader, he will come and go in the wind and rain. Life and death are all disregarded without blinking an eye. But Guan Yu would rather die in battle than be humiliated. He smells Zhang Song's sour odor every day.

Taste, it would be better to kill Guan Yu with one blow, and at least he would feel better physically and mentally. Guan Yu refused on the spot, nakedly, and in order to give Liu Bei face, he cheated Zhang Fei by the way.

"Brother, you are the emperor's uncle. You have a noble status and can't go without a large army. I think the third brother has been wandering recently... Well, the third brother has gained weight and his muscles are very strong. The eldest brother can bring the third brother with him. If you have the third brother

Now, I feel more at ease. Brother, you can go and stay as long as you want. I will leave all the affairs of Jingzhou to me. Zhuge Military Advisor will take the blame, regardless of whether it is Cao Cao or Sun Quan. If there is any movement, I will not care about it.

A certain knife cut it for them."

Guan Yu got goosebumps when he thought about getting along with Zhang Song day and night, so he asked Zhang Fei to take advantage of him. Who asked Zhang Fei to snatch the "Jin Ping Zhi" sent by Liu Chan, so Guan Yu could only chew sesame seed cakes and read the book Surrender, Surrender

"Liangshan Biography".

Liu Bei's tears flowed out again. Guan Yu was worthy of being a sworn brother of Taoyuan. At the moment of life and death, he still missed his third brother Zhang Fei. Liu Bei had no choice but to nod with tears in his eyes and agreed.

If Zhang Fei is not brought along, Liu Bei will have to bear the burden alone. Zhang Song's sour feeling is really rare in the world.

That’s all.
Chapter completed!
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