Sun Shangxiang likes to play with weapons and does not like reading. She is not like Cai Yan, who can read ten lines at a time and has a photographic memory. However, Sun Shangxiang's brain has not been flooded. Before in Fancheng, she remembered that Huang Zhong, the general under Liu Chan, showed off his good archery skills.

, almost shot Zhang Liao in the face. Since he couldn't cross the river, it would be most suitable for Huang Zhong to come to shoot arrows and help deliver the message.

Unfortunately, Sun Shangxiang didn't know how little dignity a man has in his heart, so his words angered Liu Chan.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Sun Shangxiang's talk with old man Huang Zhong, saying that the host is not good at shooting, which shocked all the host's generals and feared that the host would have no successor and the great cause would be in jeopardy. The reward was: a kite that rides the wind and waves.

Recently, the river surface has been calm, without wind or waves, accompanied by thick white fog. I specially send the host a kite that can ride the wind and waves. When the kite is released, the river surface will follow the wind, the kite falls off, and the river surface returns to calm. The most important thing is that the kite will not

Knocked down by thick fog, and able to fly on the river. Let me ask you in the kite world, who can fly a kite on the river? The host is the only one. This is also a great opportunity for the host to show off his talents among a group of beauties. It is guaranteed to attract countless fans and live a proper life.

Winner."

"Xiangxiang, Xiaoma, are you talking about that old man Huang Zhong? He is good at shooting? How dare he show off his poor archery skills? Let me tell you, Xiangxiang, when it comes to good archery, ten Huang Zhong are good at shooting.

Adou is not as loyal as me. It's a pity that my cannon is not here and fell with Ling Tong. Otherwise, I would fire a cannon for you. I guarantee that you will be shocked and cover your mouth. Then you will understand how ignorant you were just now.

"For the first time, Liu Chan straightened his chest and faced the greatness of Sun Shangxiang. He vowed to compete with a group of beauties and compare them with each other. So he took out the wind-breaking kite from his back and handed it to the beauties to watch, "Forget it, let's not talk about the cannons for now.

, you all remember me, I am the one who is the best at shooting, why don’t you just send me a letter? I can help you get to the other side of the river without shooting, believe it or not? Look, what is this?

?Haha, you don’t know me?”

The kite had an extremely hard structure and a pair of large wings. It was completely black, resembling a black roc.

"Husband, what is this? It looks like a bird. Can it help you deliver messages? Can it fly? How is it possible that the river is so wide? It will definitely not be able to fly across." Huang Yueying saw Liu Chan taking out the kite,

This ingenious thing attracted Huang Yueying the most. Huang Yueying stepped forward and touched the kite. Suddenly she found that the black paint on the kite was not dry yet, and it felt a little sticky when she touched it. "Husband, where did you get it?"

This thing? Could it be a pile of waste wood picked up along the way? It feels sticky to the touch. It looks like gum, but not quite like it. I smelled it and I felt vomiting...it smells so bad. There is something about it.

The smell of eggs is weird."

Huang Yueying is really convinced. If this kite is made by Liu Chan, then Liu Chan's design is not much worse than Huang Yueying's, but the materials are really unsightly. Huang Yueying has been playing with wood for many years and has a great ability to withstand the smell, but she still can't help but vomit.

came out.

"Yes, my husband named it Big Bird. It is a kind of kite. Not only can it fly, it can also carry messages for us. My husband's Big Bird is much better than a homing pigeon when playing with it. You can send it wherever you want.

Being able to deliver it accurately to a distance as short as the river bank is child's play." Liu Chan's kite originally had no name, but Huang Yueying mentioned a bird, Liu Chan hit the snake and put it on the stick, so he gave the kite a name.

Called the big bird, the big bird that rides the wind and waves, Liu Chan brought the kite to Sun Shangxiang and asked Sun Shangxiang to inscribe, "Come, little Xiangxiang, you want to send a message, then write a letter quickly and write it on my big bird."

, I’ll help you fly there later. This big bird is actually similar to Zhuge Military Advisor’s Kongming Lantern, except that the Kongming Lantern flies straight into the sky, while I, a big bird, run amok and can fly anywhere.”

Sun Shangxiang was so embarrassed that her face turned red with embarrassment. She was on par with Guan Yinping. If Sun Shangxiang knew how to write, what kind of weapons could she use? Do you think everyone is like Cai Yan? She has a father who is a great scholar? Sun Shangxiang’s father

It was Sun Jian, known as the Jiangdong Tiger. He fought fiercely and his pen was softer than Liu Chan's.

"A Dou, you can write it. My... handwriting is not good-looking and I am afraid that the person opposite won't be able to understand it when I write it. Or you can ask sister Cai Yan to write it. Any other sister can do it, but I can't write it anyway. You

If you ask me to chop your big bird with a knife, how many times can I swing it and write the inscription? I can’t write it, I can’t write it.” Sun Shangxiang’s scalp went numb when he thought of the inscription, and his brain exploded, as if he recalled the time when he was a child.

Wu Guotai pressed hard. At that time, Sun Shangxiang used the pen as a knife. Every time he used too much force, the pen would either pierce the paper or break into two parts. Wu Guotai did not dare to ask Sun Shangxiang to read and write. No matter how much wealth he had, he would not

He didn't have enough money to buy pens and paper, so Sun Shangxiang could let himself go, "Don't look at me like this, I'm not being humble, I really don't know how to do it. If you force me to write again, I will commit suicide with a knife. Wow, you are all bullying me.

They bully me for being big-chested and brainless, and I have no ink in my belly. My life is so miserable...Sister Cai Yan, please help me...wuwu!"

"Sister, writing is just a trivial matter. Yan'er is not talented, but she is willing to help her write. Sister does not need to cry so sadly. Several sisters are brave and good at fighting, and each has their own specialties. Yan'er is useless. I envy my sister very much for being able to help her write.

, is Yan'er's blessing." Cai Yan has been influenced by the great scholar Cai Yong since he was a child. He is a simple, elegant and indifferent person. At this time, when he saw that Sun Shangxiang kept asking Liu Chan or her to ghostwrite, Cai Yan had to step forward and accepted the job. He was present

When it comes to writing, no one can compare to Cai Yan. As for Liu Chan's crooked tadpole calligraphy, how can it compare to Cai Yan's strong "Fei Bai Ti"? "Fei Bai Ti" is still Cai Yan's father Cai Yan's.

As for Yong's original calligraphy, "Sister, tell me what words you want to write. You dictate and I'll write. Don't rush. Just say whatever comes to mind."

Cai Yan told Sun Shangxiang not to worry, hoping that she would think more carefully, use words as concisely as possible, be elegant when choosing words and sentences, and preferably have a literary flair. But hearing this from Sun Shangxiang, Sun Shangxiang breathed a sigh of relief, and finally did not have to use her own words.

The writing has been put down, but as for what to write, it is not just words.

"Thank you very much, sister. You're welcome. I'll just write: Duzi across from you, I am your eldest lady Sun Shangxiang. You are a bunch of pigs. Guan Yu and Cao Cao's army are already fighting in Xunyang and Jiangling, but you don't even care.

If you notice it, I have to remind you, it's a waste of money and food." Sun Shangxiang is a straightforward person, he has no scheming, the message is just to remind Sun Quan's Soochow Army not to come out for a sneak attack, there is an ambush, Liu Chan is there
Chapter completed!