32. Three Qi Zhou Yu
Liu Bei smiled. If you have money, you will have soldiers and horses. Liu Chan is really Liu Bei's lucky star. He raised his hand and pointed at the treasure house and told Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, "Yun Chang, Yide, what are you still doing? Help Adou to move the treasure house."
, uh, move to our camp. Oh, don’t worry, my son has become rich, and the father has to help take care of it. "
Liu Bei tried his best to suppress his overflowing complacency. For the first time, he felt Liu Chan's excellence. He could make money to support his family and became "other people's children" in the eyes of others.
"My lord, in fact, the young master took it upon himself without asking. Sun Quan, the leader of Soochow, was so angry that his blue eyes turned red. He sent a large number of naval troops to chase and kill him. They are on the road now and they are probably about to kill him." Zhuge Liang refused to let him go.
Liu Chan, who was always good at beauty, exposed Liu Chan's evil deeds at an untimely time and exposed a wave of shortcomings.
"Brother, Zhou Yu, the naval commander of Soochow, is here to kill him. Look." Zhang Fei helped Zhuge Liang with a stabbing blow and pointed the snake spear at the sea surface. He was eager to get into the water and fight Zhou Yu.
Liu Chan glared at Zhuge Liang and Zhang Fei with disgust, and said angrily, "Third uncle, military advisor, you guys are really bad at what you do. You are the first to cause trouble. A mere Zhou Yu, look at how nervous you are. I, the young master, have long ago
We have prepared a clever plan, even if Sun Quan comes in person, he still has to drink the foot-washing water of this young master."
In Liu Chan's eyes, Zhuge Liang, a counselor, was equivalent to social death. He was not of great use and kept holding back, intensifying the tense atmosphere. Liu Chan took out three tips bags from his arms and threw them at Zhuge Liang angrily.
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Zhuge Liang quickly took the brocade bag with both hands, smiling brightly. Zhuge Liang had grown up watching Liu Chan. He had never read a book and didn't know a single big character. What clever ideas could he come up with? The contents of this brocade bag must belong to Liu Chan.
mischief.
"Young Master, you are really young and promising. Let Liang see how you can defeat Zhou Yu, the naval commander of Soochow. Zhou Yu is quite capable. He is called Zhou Lang. He acts like a jackal and cannot be trusted."
With that." Zhuge Liang loosened the lipstick string from his bag and took out Liu Chan's clever plan.
On the other side, Zhou Yu led the Soochow navy and was ordered to recover Sun Quan's treasure house. They had arrived at the dock at Hanjinkou. Dingqing took a look and found that in addition to the culprit Liu Chan, the big-eared thief Liu Bei was also standing at the dock. He thought to himself,
"Okay, it turns out that he came prepared and coveted the lord's treasure house. Marriage is just a fool's errand. Begging for Cao Cao is an excuse. Stealing is the real thing."
Determined to make Liu Bei look good, Zhou Yu stood on the bow of the boat with a smile on his face, hands on his waist, "Liu Shijun, I am the Commander-in-Chief of the Soochow Navy, Zhou Yu and Zhou Gongjin, your son is coming to Jiangdong, and my lord will kindly receive you.
, but Liu Chan didn't know what to do. He not only kidnapped my lord's sister, but also stole my lord's treasure house. Yu is not talented, so he came here to retrieve it. Please make Junnian do something for Yu for the sake of the good relationship between the Sun and Liu families.
host."
After Zhou Yu finished speaking, he waved his hand, and a circle of archers stood out from Soochow's warship, each holding a light bow and equipped with a sharp arrow.
"This... Gong Jin, please don't be upset. If you have something to say, don't do anything. It will hurt the harmony." Liu Bei had trouble saying that the matter was what Zhou Yu said, but there is absolutely no way that the treasure trove will be returned to Sun Quan. He stole it based on his ability.
, why pay it back?
"Hey! Isn't this Zhou Lang, Zhou Gongjin, who was kicked out by Xiao Qiao? What a powerful official! You can't even enter Xiao Qiao's house, who gave you the courage to dominate here?" Liu Chan knew that Zhou Yu was here
At this time, Sun Shangxiang had to avoid suspicion, so he pulled Sun Shangxiang behind him, holding Diao Chan in his left hand and Zhen Ji in his right hand. He looked like a winner at the peak of his life and laughed at Zhou Yu.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting typical negative examples of Zhou Yu's failure to pick up girls. He was pulled out and whipped to death. Zhou Yu was so angry that his face turned green. He was rewarded with the following: Big Qiao's hobbies. Big Qiao likes lanterns the most, and Xiao Qiao likes lanterns the most.
Qiao likes folding fans the most. If the host can come to the door with a lantern and a folding fan, I believe that Qiao will take the initiative to throw himself into the host's arms when he arrives at Duke Qiao's house."
One Qi Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu was so angry that his chest was tight, and it was too late to rush back to Chaisang, so Liu Chan succeeded, "Shuzi, please return the treasure house quickly, and go back with me and the governor to kneel down and apologize to my lord."
"My dear Gongjin, did you get too high on sea water on the way here? This is Hanjinkou, not Soochow. Don't follow my young master's tricks. If you have the guts, just order the arrows to be fired. My young master
I turned around and gave these treasures to Cao Cao, so that Cao Cao's thieves could kill the stingy Sun Quan." Liu Chan was confident and thought that Zhou Yu was just pretending to be a tiger, and he didn't dare to be really hard-hearted.
Just like a lord, there are also subordinates. If Sun Quan is so timid, Zhou Yu must be timid too.
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feeling caused by Zhou Yu's intimidation and getting a reward: a multi-colored folding fan (limited edition). Xiao Qiao has been looking for this multi-colored folding fan for a long time. If the host can give this folding fan to Xiao Qiao,
I think I can spend all night studying my life ideals with Xiao Qiao and get what I want."
Second Qi Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu was so angry that he didn't expect that Liu Chan was very good at killing people with borrowed knives. Fortunately, Zhou Yu did his homework in advance and was not frightened. "Liu Chan, you don't have to be harsh and want to surround Wei and save Zhao. Before the governor comes,
, we have found out the situation of Cao Cao’s army. Cao Cao’s thieves have stationed troops in Chibi and are building warships. The governor has already planned to defeat Cao Cao. Why should I be afraid of you!”
"A plan to defeat Cao Cao? Haha, what a big deal. I have a lot of tricks up my sleeve. Not to mention defeating Cao Cao, even if I kill you Zhou Yu, I will still be talking and laughing. Do you believe it or not?" Liu Chan tried his best to provoke Zhou Yu,
Zhou Yu was left half-convinced, not knowing whether it was true or not, and his face was changing. Liu Chan simply told Zhuge Liang to show his promise, "Commander, if you don't believe this parallel import, just think about the tips and tricks I gave you. We are honest and honest people.
I said that if I want to destroy Cao Cao's whole family, I will not let Cao Cao go, and I am telling the truth."
Seeing that Zhou Yu was about to run away, Zhuge Liang didn't wait to take a closer look at Liu Chan's bag of tips. He took out the paper from the bag and recited loudly, "Young Master, then Liang will recite it for real. Liang explained in advance that this is Young Master."
The Lord’s counsel is not bright.”
"The first tip is: fire!"
"The first tip is: burn!"
"The first tip is: burn! Fuck!"
After reading the three tips and tricks, Liu Bei and others forced themselves to hold back their laughter. As expected of Adou, this is not a trick, it is clearly just to fool people. Cao Cao fell into the trick so easily. If he was burned to death, Zhuge Liang had succeeded as early as in Xinye City.
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Three Qi Zhou Yu!
However, after Zhou Yu heard this, he became extremely angry, his eyes darkened, and he spat out a mouthful of blood. Liu Chan's clever plan coincided with what Zhou Yu thought. Liu Chan stole the limelight again, and Zhou Yu wished he could faint.
Chapter completed!