34. The cunning of the big bad wolf
Taishi Ci and Zhang He quickly took out the weapons brought by Sun Shangxiang one by one, threw them into the furnace, burned them into molten iron, poured them together, waited for the molten iron to cool, and cast them into a magic hammer.
After a while, Sun Shangxiang's weapons were all burned up, and the stubborn Zhang He muttered stupidly, "My lord, this hammer is so powerful. From He's point of view, it weighs at least one hundred and thirty kilograms."
Snap!
As soon as Zhang He finished speaking, a big slap fell from the sky, which made Zhang He's head shine like gold and he almost fell onto the stove.
"How much? You said one hundred and thirty kilograms? My young master's weapon is only one hundred and thirty kilograms? Are you sure you are not joking?" Liu Chan pulled out a red-hot iron gun and pretended to stab Zhang He, "Not enough
! It’s far from enough. My young master’s weapon needs at least three hundred kilograms. If it doesn’t have three hundred kilograms, you two idiots just come to see me! Keep smashing pots and selling iron to me, and my young master’s hammer is just for use.”
"But, lord, our raw materials are gone. All of Mrs. Sun's weapons and the iron materials that can be used in the army have been thrown in. Without the fusion of iron tools, how can we make a three-hundred-jin hammer?" Zhang He did not dare to fool Liu Chan.
Zhang He has been following up on the disposal of this concentrate. There is really no iron weapon. Unless he attacks Liu Bei's soldiers and horses, he takes all the weapons from the general's soldiers and plays with Liu Chan.
"If you don't have iron weapons, then you go look for them. If you can't find them, go and rob them. If you can't rob them, then steal them. I regret it so much. Why did I accept you, an idiot? Why don't I, my lord, let you do it?"
"I'm so worried." Throwing the iron gun back into the furnace, Liu Chan wished he could hit his head to death in the mine. Zhang He seemed to have no hope in the future, "Ziyi, go and gather my father's Bai'er elite soldiers."
, handed over all the weapons in the hands of the soldiers, and told them that my father said that the next battle with Cao Cao's army would be a water battle. The weapons were too short and of little use, so put them away first. Ziyi, after you collect the weapons, you can go
Send it here."
"My lord, I understand." Taishi Ci is not as stupid as Zhang He. He thinks too much and makes too many mistakes. He can do whatever Liu Chan tells him to do. Anyway, if the sky falls, Liu Chan will take the blame, so he won't give in. "By the way, my lord.
, if the white-ear elite soldiers ask, after surrendering their weapons, what are they used for training? How should they answer?"
"Ziyi, those who are close to pigs are red. Are you hanging out with Zhang He, and your brain is soaked in water and rusty? Let them chop wood and bamboo, make big bows, and then practice archery. If there are arrows, they will shoot, and if there are no arrows, they will fart.
, just let them draw the bow every day and practice their hand strength. If anyone has any objections, let them go to my father. Whoever has time to deal with the white-eared elite soldiers who smell bad all day long." Liu Chan looked regretful, as if he saw Taishi Ci.
Zhang He's IQ and combat prowess were averaged by Zhang He, and from then on he became two mediocre, uncivilized, useless losers.
Taishi Ci hurriedly ran all the way, and went to the military camp in Liu Chan's name to fake military orders. Taishi Ci could predict what would happen after the incident, and Liu Shijun and military advisor Zhuge Liang would be so angry that their brows would burn.
Years of savings were destroyed in one fell swoop. A soldier without weapons is no different from a farmer in the field, worse than a farmer, who only has an iron hoe.
"Lord, Ziyi is going to hand over his weapons. What about me? Should I wait here?" Zhang He felt panicked and felt unfavored, so he asked Liu Chan in a low voice without confidence.
"Zhang He, you are more arrogant than my young master. It's a pity that you are not the master who rides the horse. Go and get out of the way!" Liu Chan picked up a piece of ore on the ground and threw it at Zhang He. "Go and help my young master."
Bring my father's male and female double-pronged swords, I am afraid that the weapons Zi Shi handed over are not enough, so my father's male and female double-pronged swords should be enough."
"Lord, this... the general doesn't dare. If the commander knows that I took his weapons and fused them, the commander can fuse me. Besides, the commander-in-chief's weapons are all from Commander Chen.
I am responsible for guarding it. Commander Chen is not easy to fool. I am afraid that I will not get it. Please forgive me, my lord." Zhang He waved his hands repeatedly, feeling that every mission Liu Chan gave Zhang He was in hell mode. In Zhang He's eyes, it was no different from sending him to death.
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"Zhang He, this young master gives you two ways. The first way is that you throw yourself into the furnace now, learn from the general Mo Xie, and sacrifice a hammer to my young master. For the sake of your loyalty, my young master will
I can consider engraving your name on the hammer." Liu Chan pulled out a piece of dogtail grass and held it in his mouth. He looked at Zhang He and let Zhang He choose with bad intentions, "The other way is to carve my father's male and female.
I don't care if you brought the sword, borrowed it, or even cheated it, it doesn't matter, as long as you have a male and female double sword. Don't say that I didn't mention it to you, you can tell Chen
Come, he said that my third uncle called him over, and after inducing the tiger to leave the mountain, he took my father's weapons."
Liu Chan's eyes were full of the cunning of the big bad wolf, trying desperately to seduce Zhang He, the little red riding hood, to fool Chen Dao. As for what happened afterwards, Liu Bei was so angry that he had nothing to do with Liu Chan. Liu Bei couldn't kill his only son Liu Chan, could he?
Besides, the male and female swords were not held by Liu Chan.
"Okay, lord, let's give it a try. Whether it works or not is another matter. If it doesn't work, I will accept whatever punishment your lord wants." Zhang He had no choice but to agree. That was all Liu Chan said.
After waiting for Tai Shici to return after disposing of his weapons, Zhang He really couldn't hang around Liu Chan anymore.
Liu Chan nodded and praised Zhang He's spirit of looking forward to death.
In fact, Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei had the heaviest weapons in Liu Bei's army. Originally, Liu Chan also coveted Zhang Fei's Zhangba Snake Spear and Guan Yu's Qinglong Yanyue Sword, but Liu Chan was afraid of sending Zhang He there, as there was a real possibility of being hacked by Zhang Fei and Zhang Fei.
Hong Guan Yu was killed with one move.
As soon as Taishi Ci and Zhang He left, someone turned back soon, but it was Zhang He who succeeded Taishi Ci earlier. He was holding Liu Bei's male and female double-stranded swords in his hands, and walked towards Liu Chan with a smile. Unfortunately, Zhang He was also followed by Liu Bei's sword.
Chen Dao, the commander of the personal soldiers.
Chen Dao and Chen Shuzhi, Liu Bei's personal commanders and top second-rate military generals, were loyal to Liu Bei. They were the closest people to Liu Bei along with Zhao Yun, the former guard.
"My lord, fortunately, He did not disgrace his command. He brought the male and female swords for my lord, and asked my lord to accept them. He told Commander Chen that my lord wanted to use the commander's weapons to practice his ancestral male and female sword skills. Commander Chen didn't believe it and insisted.
Come and take a look." Zhang He put the male and female swords in front of Liu Chan, winked, turned around and flirted with Chen Dao, "Commander Chen, did you see it? What He said is true, Commander Chen is in charge of the military affairs, or is it?
Let’s go back first, maybe Commander Chen would like to give some advice to my lord?”
Chapter completed!