36. Don't talk too much
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Liu Bei's bad feeling when he discovered that the male and female swords were missing, and received the reward: the fragrance of beauty. I heard that Mr. Qiao felt too bored recently, so he took Qiao and Qiao to swim along the river to enjoy the scenery and relax.
, Mr. Qiao’s ship is approaching Chibi, the host can create a chance encounter and go there to meet the beautiful lady Qiao and make friends with the sisters, so as to prevent Qiao and Qiao from falling into the hands of Cao Cao and being poisoned.”
Liu Bei couldn't lift the more than 500 kilogram hammer. Besides, Liu Bei practiced male and female swordsmanship, not hammering. Liu Bei couldn't dance with such a big hammer.
"You traitor, where are my male and female swords? I heard from my uncle that you also confiscated the weapons from the army? You are trying to rebel against you. You prodigal son, please return the weapons quickly." Liu Bei ran to Liu Chan and said:
He stood there, looking for the weapon Chen Dao mentioned with his eyes, but found nothing. Except for the mountains full of weeds and a stove, nothing was found.
Could it be that Chen Dao was lying? Impossible!
Chen Dao had been staying by Liu Bei's side for a long time, and he had long been driven out of his mind by Liu Bei's smelly socks. He could be said to be extremely disrespectful towards Liu Bei, and there was absolutely no lie in his words.
"My lord, what was here just now is a whole cartload of weapons, as well as my lord's male and female swords. I saw it with my own eyes, and I ask my lord to take a closer look." Chen Dao can guarantee that these weapons must be in Liu Chan's hands.
There, I just don’t know what trick Liu Chan did and where he hid it. It’s really strange. There are no traces or clues at all.
Chen Dao hadn't paid close attention to Liu Chan's stove before, otherwise Chen Dao would have been surprised. The hammer in the stove was more than a circle bigger. It was as big as the bluestone Liu Chan was sitting on, and was larger than the basin.
"Dad, you came here in such a panic. Did you lose something? A weapon? There are no other weapons here except my son and my hammer." Liu Chan started to pretend to be dumbfounded. He refused to admit it and looked around.
He glanced at Tai Shici and Zhang He and said, "Ziyi, Zhang He, Commander Chen said he saw weapons here, did you see them? If so, tell Commander Chen, it's not easy for people to run around, so why not
He said it so clearly that it seemed like it was true."
"Back to my lord, my subordinates didn't see it. It's probably because Commander Chen was dazzled. I heard that General Zhang San wanted to have a drink with Commander Chen today. Could it be that Commander Chen was too drunk?" Zhang He knew that the mistress was here.
, no matter what, you cannot admit it in front of Liu Bei, otherwise Liu Chan will be pardoned and Zhang He will not be able to escape the death penalty.
"My lord, my subordinate just pulled a cart of yellow lotus to give to the soldiers in the mine to relieve the heat. Could it be that Commander Chen regards it as a weapon? No, the cart is still here. If you don't believe it, you can ask the mine operator
Are you a soldier?" Taishi Ci shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands, and deliberately made a joke, creating a story that revealed his flaws.
Whether it is bitter or not, for the people who work in the mines, every minute is bitter. It has nothing to do with whether you eat Huanglian or not. If you really eat Huanglian, you will not be able to tell whether it is bitter or not.
"Adou, my father advises you to be frank and lenient. Paper can't cover up the fire. Return the weapons quickly. My father can still intercede for you in front of the generals. I really have to wait until the generals are complaining and the army is full of morale.
My father can only deal with you with military law." Liu Bei was a good guide and did not want to be tough with Liu Chan, for fear that there would be a gap between father and son.
These weapons are the lifeblood of Liu Bei and are more important than Liu Chan. Liu Bei must give an explanation to the officers and soldiers of the three armies.
"My lord, I really didn't lie to you. At first, the young master asked Zhang He to borrow the male and female swords from his subordinates. He said that the young master wanted to practice the family swordsmanship. The subordinate did not dare not to borrow them, so he gave the master's weapons to him.
After meeting Zhang He, he felt uneasy. His subordinates followed Zhang He here and saw Tai Shi Ci pushing a cart full of military weapons. The lord could send someone to the military camp to inquire and find out whether the weapons were missing and the truth would be revealed.
The truth is out." Chen Dao was indignant. Although he didn't know how Liu Chan did it, Liu Bei's army only had so many weapons. Tai Shici took away a cart, and now there must be very few people in the military camp who have weapons.
"Commander Chen, what's wrong with you today? Why are you so stubborn about this young master? Do you have any objections to my young master? You said there are no weapons here, but there are none, so irritable!" Liu Chan wanted to take care of his reputation.
Not wanting to talk back to Liu Bei and be accused of being unfilial, Liu Chan had no scruples when faced with Chen Dao. He turned around and picked up the cooled 500-jin hammer with one hand, "To be honest with you, Commander Chen, my father never taught me how to be male and female."
I don't even have a weapon for the swordsmanship of the stock sword. How could my father try to overthrow his talent and teach me the swordsmanship in advance? But this young master told you that I have extremely high talent, and I have learned a set of drum-beating and sky-shattering hammer techniques.
I wonder if Commander Chen can give me a few tips?"
After Liu Chan finished speaking, he rushed over waving the hammer. The hammer was so heavy and huge that everyone's mouths were so shocked that an egg could fit into their mouths.
A tiger father has no dog sons!
It is no secret that Liu Bei is born with supernatural powers. Otherwise, Liu Bei would not be able to conquer Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who are also born with supernatural powers. But he never thought that Liu Bei's son Liu Chan could actually swing such a heavy hammer.
Another freak with natural supernatural powers.
"Young master, be careful. The weapon is too heavy and you can easily hurt yourself. I would like to ask the young master for a few tips. Let's learn from each other until we get the point..." Chen Dao kept talking, wanting to give Liu Bei a lecture.
, after all, Liu Bei always had a son, and he was reluctant to teach him a lesson, so Chen Dao shared his worries and talked a few words.
Chen Dao didn't stop talking, and his hands were not idle. He took off his big sword from his waist, held it in a sword, and used a defensive posture in a decent manner. Liu Chan is a young master, and he can't go crazy as soon as he gets started.
Attacking, so that he could win without using force, and being able to become Liu Bei's personal soldier commander, Chen Dao had full confidence in his own martial arts.
boom!
With one blow of the hammer, Chen Dao flew backwards. The big knife in his hand was too late to release, and it suddenly broke into two pieces. The tiger's mouth had already been broken, and the blood flowed from the injuries to the muscles and bones.
"Don't do things too hard, and don't talk too much. No matter how capable you are, you should keep a low profile. I hope Commander Chen will be careful in his words and deeds in the future, and don't slander others casually, especially this young master." Liu Chan
I tested the hammer and found that the effect was very satisfactory. I swung it out and still had enough power. The only drawback was that the attack distance of the hammer was too short, so I had to make do with it. I put the hammer on my shoulder and said, "By the way, I
The young master is such a person with strong martial arts skills and a terrible low profile. In the future, you must help this young master become more famous and tell everyone that this young master is very low-key. Don’t force me to take action. I will directly strike.
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puff!
Chapter completed!