Women are not easy to mess with! When a woman gets angry, she won't even curse in a subtle way, but directly greets Cao Cao's mother.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the bad feeling caused by Sun Shangxiang yelling at Cao Cao as a mother-in-law. The naval generals were afraid that it would reach Cao Cao's ears. As a reward, he received the following reward: wireless microphones (six, amplified, disposable power). Microphones

, is a must-have for singing at women’s gatherings. You also need to have a microphone to curse people. A microphone in your hand is better than thousands of scolding dogs. Please distribute the microphones to the host. A woman’s angle of swearing is better than the host and Cao Jun’s argument.

The words are much stronger, maybe the women will be surprised by the scolding, and Cao Cao will be called "Cao" or "Mother"."

"Xiangxiang, take a break, don't get angry with the scolding, it will hurt your liver and make you angry. To deal with a person like Cao Cao, he is black, so you can't be pink and tender. You have to be like a chimpanzee, even more ruthless than Cao Cao. Look, this

It's a microphone that can make Miss Xiangxiang speak in a low voice and amplify the volume a hundred times, ensuring that even if the person opposite is sleeping, he will be woken up by Miss Xiangxiang." Liu Chan handed a microphone to Sun Shangxiang and added the remaining

The five microphones were distributed to the women on the boat, as if they had created a troupe of singers, "You all try it, this thing works, and when you like it, you will definitely not be able to stop. Come on, who is braver?"

, yell a few words first, please let me, my young master, favor her a few more times tonight."

Hearing that they could get Liu Chan's favor, the two sisters looked at each other and smiled as soon as they received the microphone. They lifted the microphone and put it to their mouths, like a cannon hung on their mouths, facing Cao Cao's navy camp, with bulging cheeks.

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"Cao Cao, how is your father?" Da Qiao had no background, and unlike Sun Shangxiang, who had seen big scenes, he simply followed the same example and replaced Cao Cao's mother with Cao Cao's father. It was simple, clear, and slightly miraculous.

Insulting Cao Cao has a beneficial effect, "This eldest lady is Da Qiao, and my husband Liu Chan brought me here. He said to Cao Cao, is it really okay for your father to be alone at home?"

Da Qiao blushed with embarrassment. In terms of normal bickering, Da Qiao was not much weaker than Xiao Qiao, but it was Da Qiao's first time scolding a man. He was a novice and inexperienced.

"Cao Cao, how is your father?" The sailor of the straw boat fleet yelled again because he was too lazy to think about it. He did not work hard and his paddling skills were excellent.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting Cao Cao's mother and father. They were greeted. Cao Cao's soldiers were very panicked. They were afraid of the bad feelings caused by Cao Cao's blaming. They were rewarded: Cao Cao's insomnia. When Cao Cao came to Jiangdong, he blew

Jiang Feng had a headache from time to time. It was even worse tonight. He couldn't sleep all night. He couldn't worry about his millions of sailors. He simply got up, put on his clothes and rode on horseback. He planned to come to the navy camp to inspect and blow some air.

Reciting obscene poems. As long as the host's people scold him harder, Cao Cao will come faster. The women around the host can marry as many as he wants. Please don't stop and use your strength."

"Yueying, when you go out to play, you should be more relaxed and don't be too conservative. My father-in-law can't see it anyway. Come on, speak out boldly. If you don't scold me, you will always feel aggrieved in your heart. If you keep doing this for a long time, you will become like

It's as uncomfortable as being pregnant and making you want to vomit. Really, as long as you believe me, you will be happy sooner or later. Just scold me and have fun." Liu Chan saw that Sun Shangxiang and Xiao Qiao were having a good time, holding a microphone and desperately greeting Cao Cao, so he pulled

Huang Yueying went into the water. Huang Yueying was a well-known lady in Xiangyang. This kind of thing must have never been done before. It would make Huang Yueying extremely exciting and novel. "Hurry up, Yueying, so many sisters are playing. If you don't join them, we won't get together."

I will spend the night in your room from now on, young master."

Huang Yueying's heart was pounding, and she was bumping around like a deer. It was Zhen Ji who had a broad vision who saved Huang Yueying, and also brought Diao Chan over. The three of them joined forces to create the first curse combination, which achieved a 1+1 transcendent effect.

"Cao Cao, does your sister know that you are a coward? You don't dare to come out. It's really embarrassing for your sister." Zhen Ji whispered in Diao Chan and Huang Yueying's ears for a while. The three of them blushed shyly at first, and then closed their eyes.

With his eyes open, he picked up the microphone and yelled, "Open the door if you dare, come out and shoot me. I open my body and mind and wait for you on the boat. Come on, come and shoot me. You don't even dare to do this, Cao Cao, you coward."

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for collecting the trio of Zhen Ji, Diao Chan and Huang Yueying for their first debut. They humiliated Cao Cao and felt bad about being heard by Cao Cao with his own ears. They were rewarded: Cao Cao's decision-making mistakes. Cao Cao was

The scolding made Cao Cao angry, and he insisted on teaching a bunch of little girls who scolded him. The huge anger value made Cao Cao lose his mind, unable to make accurate judgments, and would only order attacks wholeheartedly. The host can use Cao Cao's mistakes in decision-making to maximize

Complete this mission of borrowing arrows from a straw boat."

Cao Jun, the navy camp, and the governor's tent were all brightly lit.

"It's so weird. I have been the commander of the navy for more than 20 years. I have never encountered such an unlucky time this year. In just six months, I have almost had enough and been driven crazy." Cai Hao has been driving crazy these days.

He was so unlucky that he couldn't even drink water through his teeth. There was an enemy attack in the middle of the night. He was so ungrateful that he refused to let anyone sleep. Cai Hao held on to his sword and habitually vented his anger before throwing the blame.

To the deputy, "General Zhang, the enemy has invaded our navy camp. How should we deal with it?"

The name of General Zhang in Cai Mao's mouth is Zhang Yun. In the past, when Liu Biao was in power, Cai Mao was Liu Biao's brother-in-law, and Zhang Yun was Liu Biao's eldest nephew.

Liu Cong surrendered to Cao Cao, and the situation for the two of them was even more difficult. They couldn't even urinate together, and they both wanted to stumble each other secretly.

"Reporting to the Commander-in-Chief, if the enemy is attacking, it is natural to open the camp, lead the navy to attack, and deliver a head-on attack that will make the opponent regret not having a full night's sleep at home." Zhang Yun did not blink, and directly clasped his fists,

He asked to send troops to fight, but the troops and horses were not Zhang Yun’s anyway. Cai Mao messed up, and Zhang Yun had the opportunity to take the blame. “The prime minister has an army of one million, and he has the help of a large governor who has been transferred to the navy. The enemy troops are nothing more than

Liu Bei and Sun Quan have nothing to be afraid of. If the governor has doubts, he might as well hand over the navy to his subordinates and let them lead the troops out of the camp to resist the enemy."

Zhang Yun's request for Cai Mao's military power is a routine matter. As long as you think about it, Cai Mao will not give all his navy to Zhang Yun. It is true that Cao Cao has a million troops, but at present, 80% of them are still tough ducks, sleeping on the ships every day.

, just to adapt to the rocking feeling of the ship, instead of waiting for the ship to sail, I will get seasick directly and become a salted fish.
Chapter completed!