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Chapter 67: Dog's Calamity

Luo Xinghao stood on the small bridge and looked at Dugu Feng who was blocked from moving, with a surprised expression on his face.

"Huh? Junior Brother Cao has surpassed the mortal realm and entered the spiritual realm in the way of music!"

"It's true that everything is lost in the east and gained in the mulberry tree. What a blessing in disguise!"

While I was happy for Junior Brother Cao, I also didn't forget to help Dugu Feng solve the embarrassing dilemma at hand.

"Hey~Junior brother wake up!!!"

A loud shout was like thunder from the sky, a sudden thunderbolt in the ears of Cao Xufeng, who was immersed in a sad world.

"Boom~"

In an instant, Cao Xufeng woke up from his desolate mood, stopped playing the erhu in his hand, and returned to his usual naive appearance, looking at the senior brother on the bridge with a low expression.

"Elder brother, why did you call me?"

While listening to the erhu music for a while, Dugu Feng suddenly struggled out of the quagmire-like space and couldn't help but take a deep breath to relieve his frightened little heart.

"It's okay. I happened to pass by and saw my junior brother breaking through the realm and falling into an illusion. I called you to return to God and congratulated you in advance!"

Luo Xinghao found out that Dugu Feng was out of trouble and couldn't help but smile and explain to Junior Brother Cao.

"Junior brother, your power of consciousness is fluctuating violently now. You should quickly concentrate and stabilize it. You must not feel depressed, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous~"

He saw Junior Brother Cao's depressed and miserable expression, sensed his mental fluctuations, and reminded him with kind concern.

"Thank you, Senior Brother, for your concern, but if I don't get her favor, what's the use of my all-out cultivation?"

There were two lines of tears hanging on Cao Xufeng's baby-fat face, and he looked at the erhu in his hand with pain.

"Short~ Senior Brother Cao, this is wrong! There is no grass anywhere in the world, so why should we have unrequited love for a flower?"

Dugu Feng, who was recovering from the sidelines, saw the two talking and heard that the fat man had the intention of committing suicide. It was a typical symptom of mild depression after a breakup, so he couldn't help but stand up and say to the fat man.

"What do you know? What does a little kid with no hair know about love?"

Sitting by the pond, looking at the reflection in the water, he glanced back at Dugu Feng in frustration, and saw a handsome young man, and immediately mocked him with disdain.

"Short~Senior Brother, this is too bad! The sage has a saying: There are people who learn the Tao one after another, and there are special skills!"

"Although I am still young, if you look at my senior brother's appearance, it is caused by unrequited love and broken love, and he was hurt by Gu Liang, who he has a crush on. Is that okay?"

Seeing the contemptuous eyes of the other party and his disdain for him, a dark anger suddenly filled his heart. Strategies immediately came to mind, and he swore nonsense to the fat man.

"Huh? You just listened to what Senior Brother said!" Cao Xufeng heard what the other party said was true and looked at him with confusion.

"No, no, no, Senior Brother Cao, how can you judge a book by its appearance? Don't look at me because I am young. The girls I have seen may have eaten more food than you!"

"I'm not bragging. I think I was known as the Little White Dragon in the Waves in Cangjun. If thousands of flowers are green, there's no way I can't pursue a big girl or a little daughter-in-law. It's not polite to say that I am attracted by my handsome demeanor.

The uncooked mushrooms I’m so obsessed with can fill up the entire Chang’an Avenue!”

Seeing the hesitation on the fat man's face, he immediately closed his eyes and continued to brag, ready to add fuel to the fire.

"really?"

When Cao Xufeng saw this young man with an extraordinary temperament, he couldn't help but feel somewhat convinced of his words.

"It's true! Otherwise, wouldn't my title of Love Saint be in vain?"

"Isn't it the little white dragon in the waves?"

"That's not important! What's important is whether you want to win back the heart of the person you have a crush on, whether you want to regain your lost love, and whether you want to regain your manly glory?"

Like a pyramid scheme, he kept instilling brainwashing thoughts into Cao Xufeng's ears, tempting him to regain what he had lost.

"Do you want to?"

"I think~" Fatty replied subconsciously.

"Speak louder, do you really want to do that?"

"think!!!"

Cao Xufeng roared loudly, his saliva splashing and causing ripples in the pool water.

It seemed as if the gloom and dissatisfaction in my heart were roaring out, and I became high-spirited.

When Luo Xinghao on the bridge saw this scene, he stared at them with dumbfounded eyes. Even he himself felt his heart skip a beat when he heard his junior brother's words.

"In that case, tell your story, and I will turn around for you as a mentor, give you advice, and help you solve your problems one-on-one!"

At this time, Dugu Feng seemed to be transforming into a late-night emotional counselor, looking at the fat man in front of him with a touching look.

What’s scary is that a single person who has been single for two consecutive lives is teaching another single person how to pick up girls. What’s even more terrifying is that there is a single person next to him who is staring at the two of them with bright eyes.

One dares to teach, the other dares to listen, and the other dares to secretly learn!

"It was a winter three years ago. One morning, I was eating wontons on the roadside on Qinglong Street as usual. They were steaming hot, thin in skin and full of fillings. They were so delicious!"

As he spoke, he silently and subconsciously swallowed a few times.

"Then a silk-covered lady in a red robe appeared out of nowhere and sat in front of me. When I saw her eating wontons, I was deeply fascinated and captured my heart.

!”

"How can there be such a beautiful eating posture in the world? Every bite is full of happiness. I seem to be transformed into the chaos in her mouth, unable to extricate myself. Ah~ maybe this is the taste of love at first sight!"

Cao Xufeng fondly recalled his first encounter with the obsessed girl.

"You have no communication with her?"

Hearing him talk about the so-called love, Dugu Feng felt very speechless and made endless complaints in his heart.

Damn it, your love story is a most poignant and beautiful one, but it’s so ridiculous!

What a nonsense!

"There was an exchange. At that time, I was obsessed with watching her eating, so I curiously asked her her name!"

"She said: If you say my last name, you might want to eat me!"

"Then I thought hard about the surnames of the famous families in Kyoto. Is the surname Fan? Cai?"

"She said it was not true. In the end, I was puzzled and had to ask her with a sad face!"

"She said her surname was Shi! Then she ran away with a silver bell-like laughter..."

When he said this, he actually showed a happy smile and fell into memories.

"Emmmm...are you sure this is pure love?"

"And are you sure that Shi Guliang is really not playing tricks on you to make you happy?"

Dugu Feng really felt that this fat man was a psychopath. He was still fascinated by others teasing him like this.

"Junior Brother Cao is really not lying, but the girl surnamed Shi is actually someone else. She is the daughter of the Minister of Rites - Shi Zhenxiang!"

Luo Xinghao saw Junior Brother Cao who was obsessed with memories and couldn't help but come out to explain the story behind him.

"Pfft~"

Hearing this name, he felt like he was about to spurt out blood. Someone actually named him "Shi Zhenxiang". It was really spicy.

"Why did they separate in the end? A son from the Hubu and a daughter from the Libu, they are well matched, right?"

Dugu Feng couldn't help but look at Senior Brother Luo Xinghao curiously.

"Did you know that Shi Zhenxiang has been engaged to the prime minister's son since she was a child? The words of the matchmaker and the orders of her parents! How can Junior Brother Cao have any control over it?"

Luo Xinghao looked at the sad Junior Brother Cao, and then slowly said to him.

"Don't tell me that the prime minister's son is called Di Jie?"

"Exactly! That Di Jie is a man of the hour in the capital. Together with the fourth prince Zhao Wuyan, the general's son Wei Aoya and the official's son Shi Tailong, they are collectively known as the four young masters of the capital!"
Chapter completed!
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