The 15th time, Buddha Sun angrily denounced Wang Liangkun and Li Yutian for seeking the root of Ursa Major(1/2)
Wang Liangkun put his arm around Ding Yuan's shoulders and was browsing the supermarket with great interest.
"Search, search, search, disappear without a sound...", a ringtone of "Forgetting Love Water" rang.
"Your cell phone is ringing." Ding Yuan heard the ring tone of Wang Liangkun's cell phone and reminded Wang Liangkun who was looking around the supermarket shelves.
"I can't even go to the supermarket without worrying!" Wang Liangkun said in disgust as he took out his cell phone and looked at Mei Yong's number on the caller ID.
"Hey, where are you being romantic?" Mei Yong joked on the phone.
"I'll go, you don't have too much control. Does it have anything to do with you where I am?" Wang Liangkun said to Mei Yong impatiently.
"Are you in the supermarket?" Mei Yong heard the sound of the supermarket's loudspeaker announcing the prices of vegetables on his mobile phone.
"Is it easy to talk? Let me tell you something." Mei Yong asked mysteriously.
"If you fart quickly, let it go!"
"Did you ruin Li Yutian's sneakers?" Mei Yong went straight to the point.
When Wang Liangkun heard about Mei Yong's topic, he took a deep breath and thought, "Holy shit, how did he know that I did it?" But he didn't want to admit it, so he replied, "Don't wrongly accuse a good person!"
Mei Yong is nicknamed "Zhi Duo Xing". When he heard Wang Liangkun's answer "Don't wrongly accuse good people", he guessed that he probably did it, because there was a pause of several seconds between Wang Liangkun's answer and his question. If he hadn't done it,
He came back without hesitation and couldn't stop.
"Brother, be careful, someone is paying attention to you."
"Who?" Wang Liangkun's heart trembled.
"Who doesn't belong to whom? Guess for yourself! See you later!" After saying that, Mei Yong hung up the phone.
Wang Liangkun suddenly lost the mood to go to the supermarket, but he didn't want Ding Yuan to notice it, because this weekend, he and Ding Yuan had made an appointment to check out a house, and he didn't want to miss out on the night.
Ding Yuan was big-breasted and brainless, and she didn't notice Wang Liangkun's emotional changes at all. She still enjoyed the fun of shopping like a petty bourgeoisie, pushing the shopping cart and looking here and there.
Wang Liangkun was originally excited to choose the night snack food and prepare to fight all night long, but at this moment, Mei Yong's phone call made him upset, so he followed Ding Yuan, thinking about what Mei Yong said.
When Ding Yuan was approaching the checkout, Wang Liangkun's vision suddenly went dark and he threw himself on Ding Yuan's shoulders. Ding Yuan thought Wang Liangkun wanted to do something again, so she didn't look back and said shyly: "What are you doing in front of a large audience?
There are so many people, why are you so anxious? It will be over soon..."
Before she finished speaking, Ding Yuan felt that Wang Liangkun was as motionless as a puddle of mud. When she turned around, she was frightened. Although Ding Yuan loves watching zombie movies, she really wanted to get up close to this living zombie.
, she has never seen such a scene.
"Ah-ah-!" Ding Yuan couldn't help but scream loudly, her voice was so terrifying that supermarket security guards and customers immediately gathered around her.
Wang Liangkun was seen foaming at the mouth, his eyes were white, his hands were deformed, like indescribable chicken claws, and his whole body was shaking and twisted like an electric shock. His head was to one side, while his upper limbs were to the other side, and his legs were twisted like twists.
After a while, the ambulance's classic sound like "It's over, it's over" sounded outside the supermarket door. Everyone was busy carrying Wang Liangkun to the ambulance.
On the other side, Huaguo Mountain.
There are strange rocks on the red cliffs, and strange peaks cut off the walls; the sun is shining brightly, and the flowers are blooming; the pines and cypresses are surrounded by the fairy clouds, and the flying birds, unicorns, and phoenixes are singing.
Outside the Water Curtain Cave, Buddha Wukong is sitting cross-legged with his throne hanging in mid-air, and all the immortal monkeys kneel down and worship under the throne.
A little further away, a flagpole made of black iron as thick as a bowl stands with bright golden light. It stands on the school grounds and reaches into the sky. This is the wishful golden cudgel of Buddha Wukong. A flag is hung high on the stick with eight flags.
Inlaid with gold characters are the words "The Great Sage Qitian defeated the Buddha in a battle".
Lord Wukong looked around at the monkeys in his seat and asked: "When I am in retreat, will any documents from the Buddhist world arrive?"
When the monkey came out of the queue, he bowed and said: "Reporting to the Buddha, the day before yesterday I sent a message from Arhat to the heaven for notification. It was because of Wu Qu's upright nature that the Jade Emperor devalued Wu Qu and went down to earth to practice."
After listening to this, Lord Wukong smiled slightly, thinking that even after ten thousand years, this martial art still had a hard-to-change character. The matter of recommending Bi Mawen to the post came to mind. Then he thought about it, this is an old matter, not worth mentioning.
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Wukong has become a revered Buddha, and is no longer the arrogant and aggressive practitioner Wukong used to be. If Wukong had not been recommended by Wu Qu thousands of years ago, there would have been no golden elixir to solidify the body, flaming eyes, and golden eyes, and there would have been no Bajie Sha Monk Xiao Bailong.
Three brothers of life and death. Everything in the universe has its cause and effect. Therefore, Wukong not only hates Wu Qu, but also feels grateful.
While he was thinking about it, the Buddha saw that the macaque monkey who came to present the document was missing a hair on the right side of his face. It is said that after Wukong became a Buddha, he showed compassion for his subordinate monkeys, so he plucked out a handful of monkey hair and gave it to all the monkeys to drink, so that the monkeys would have descendants.
Ascended to the immortal world. Therefore, all the ordinary monkeys have become the monkeys transformed by the Buddha's monkey hair. If they lose one hair and one ounce of meat on their whole body, it will be like Wukong himself losing hair and meat. Only Wukong knows this.
"Why is there less hair on the right side of your face?" Wukong asked.
The macaque was shocked at that time. He was indeed the Buddha and had profound magical power. Seeing that he could not hide it, he truthfully reported to Wukong that he wanted to punish Wu Qu on behalf of the Buddha.
After hearing this, Wukong was furious, "You are doing this to bring injustice to me and destroy my name! That Wu Qu never attempted to harm me, but only recommended Bi Ma Wen because of his upright nature. How could you think so?!"
", and then said: "There are no unfaithful, filial, unjust, or dishonest people in Huaguo Mountain. I remember your contribution to protecting Huaguo Mountain and will not punish you. You will leave immediately!" After saying this, he raised his hand and waved, and he was about to be on duty.
The macaques were banished from Huaguo Mountain.
After dealing with the macaques on duty, Wukong asked about some matters in the mountain one by one. After making arrangements, he continued to meditate.
On this day, the Buddha ordered: "I will be out for a few days. You must be on duty and keep an eye on the Buddhist door!" All the monkeys agreed in unison.
After Wukong finished speaking, he cast a spell and came to the palace of Prince Qin Guang.
When the ghost on duty saw Wukong coming, he quickly reported to the King of Hell. After hearing the news, King Qin Guang hurriedly went out to greet him.
"Are you okay, my dear brother Wukong?" the King of Hell greeted with clasped fists.
"I come to my brother's house
Please ask for a cup of tea." Buddha Wukong said with a smile.
"Hahaha, my dear brother has become a Buddha, how can he still be as naughty as before! Please come in and talk to me!" The King of Hell made a gesture of invitation.
Back then, Wukong made a big fuss in the underworld and sketched out the book of life and death, which had long been a source of conversation and laughter between the two of them. After sitting down, the King of Hell asked: "My dear brother, there must be some mystery in coming here this time. I always go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing."
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"Brother, you are a thief, but I have something to ask for." Wukong told the King of Hell about how his subordinate macaque plucked its hair and transformed into a martial arts trap.
"Buddha Tathagata authorized me to cultivate my moral character in Huaguo Mountain, so Huaguo Mountain is already a sacred place for Buddhism. Unfortunately, my discipline was not strict, and something went wrong. I wanted to call the monkey-haired person to come and reprimand me, but because the Buddhist holy land is not the place for questioning,
There is a place for me, so I would like to ask my brother to lend it to your house for use."
"Such a trivial matter, Brother Xian Lao, please come and handle it personally. Just send a little monkey to tell me, and I will send the spirit-calling spirit to summon him to the underworld. The murders and terrors in this underworld can scare him half to death, and he must still
Reprimand?"
"Brother, that's wrong! I have already entered the realm of Buddha. Brother, the method of intimidation by evil ghosts is very inappropriate and goes against the principles of Buddhism."
After hearing this, the King of Hell smiled and said: "All the judges, fierce ghosts, and lonely souls in this palace are all returned to my younger brother." Then he gave the order.
Let’s talk about Wang Liangkun. The ambulance rushed to Taiyan Central Hospital, and the nurses hurriedly pushed him into the ICU. Eight or nine hours had passed, and the doctors and nurses were taking turns, but Wang Liangkun had not improved. Secondly,
The attending doctor came to work, picked up the case, looked over it, and examined Wang Liangkun on the operating table. He was suddenly startled. The doctor suddenly discovered that Wang Liangkun was shortening! What kind of situation?! The attending doctor immediately reported the condition to the doctor.
Report it to the leadership of the hospital. This is not a trivial matter. If it is not done properly, an accident will occur.
The hospital leaders immediately summoned experts from various departments of the hospital for consultation. They took X-rays and CT scans and used all kinds of medical measures, but they could not come to a conclusion. Wang Liangkun's heartbeat was weak, his breathing was like a gossamer, and his body length had shortened by more than 20 years.
centimeters, but neither died nor woke up.
Ding Yuan and Wang Liangkun's parents were waiting anxiously outside the ICU door. Mei Yong received a call from Ding Yuan and hurried over.
"How did he get into this situation?" Mei Yong asked Ding Yuan.
"I don't know the details. I was buying something in the supermarket, and he was following behind me and suddenly he lay on my shoulder."
"Did he behave strangely before this?"
"No, it's always been fine. Oh, by the way, he received a phone call before he passed out. I don't know what happened on the phone." Ding Yuan didn't know that the phone call was from Mei Yong.
After hearing this, Mei Yong snickered in his heart. Come on, he must have been called by Buddha.
How did Mei Yong know that Wang Liangkun was summoned by Lord Buddha? This Mei Yong was actually the phantom of the macaque that Lord Wukong drove out of Huaguo Mountain.
That day, the Buddha was furious, and with a snap of his fingers, he demoted the macaque to the immortal world and threw himself into the mortal world. After the macaque arrived in the mortal world, although it was taken away from the immortal path by the Buddha, it still had some spiritual energy, so it was smarter.
The Wukong Buddha shook his body in the palace of Prince Qin Guang, and the monkey hair that had transformed into Wang Liangkun's body instantly returned to its original owner, and returned to the right side of Mei Yong's face.
Mei Yong was sleeping in the dormitory when he suddenly felt a tremor all over his body. He felt as if his right face was burning and was being pricked by a hot needle. Then he knew that the Buddha had summoned the monkey hair back. So he got up in a hurry and called Wang Liangkun.
But when Wang Liangkun threw himself on Ding Yuan's shoulders, he saw a man with a bull's head and a horse's face in front of him. He had a terrifying appearance and a weird figure. He raised his hand around his head and took his soul away. He went straight to the King of Hell.
Mansion. Lord Wukong told him not to let Wang Liangkun pass through the Gate of Hell, or even the Naihe Bridge. This is the only way for the soul of a person who has expired to return to hell. This Wang Liangkun is still in his weak years, and his life span has not yet expired. Furthermore, Wukong does not want to
It came to be known as torture to extract confessions. Therefore, Wang Liangkun did not see the horrible miasma of murder, mincing of flesh and splattering blood.
We arrived at the first palace of the underworld, the residence of Prince Qin Guang. There was a high platform in front of the door, called the Evil Mirror Platform. Wang Liangkun passed by this platform and accidentally saw a macaque looking at him in the mirror, and his posture was synchronized.
Wang Liangkun had not passed through the gate of hell, so he didn't know that this was the underworld. He thought it was reflected in his dream after watching a ghost movie a few days ago, so he shouted to the bull-headed horse walking in front of him: "Hi! Who are you, and where are you taking me?"
The bull-headed horse didn't answer. When he arrived in the main hall, he reported back to Wukong: "Lord Buddha, the mortal king Liangkun has been brought here. Please give me a lesson."
Wang Liangkun looked at the monkey-faced monster sitting in front of a table that was as big as the boss's table. He was wearing a long robe and a cassock wrapped around his shoulders. He thought of the macaque just now and laughed: "Today is a monkey party."
Buddha Wukong took a sip of tea and said, "Are you Wang Liangkun?"
Wang Liangkun was a little surprised, this monkey can still talk? "Let me go, the monkey head actually speaks human language! What kind of dream am I having! What's going on, what do you want from me?"
Wukong hated being called "monkey head" the most in his life. Ben Luqi and Xinping explained the reason to Wang Liangkun. When he saw that this kid didn't know the heights of the world and spoke evil words, he showed anger: "You see that I don't know the etiquette and hurt others with my mouth.
It’s a big sin!”
Wang Liangkun thought to himself that this monkey is so powerful, so he shouted like a ruffian: "Smelly monkey, you can't do anything hard, fart quickly. Don't delay my gentleness tonight!"
To be continued...