1080 Bickering(1/2)
"Of course, the immortal substance is the essence of the immortal-level power's body. It took endless years to condense it. The immortal blood condensed from the immortal bones can even make people reborn with a drop of blood."
The old donkey said enviously.
"Isn't this stone tablet made from the bones of the Immortal King?"
Rebirth with a drop of blood? Damn it, wouldn't a drop of blood suddenly drip out of this stone tablet and kill me? The more Ding Ning looked at the black stone tablet, the more he felt in his heart, and he muttered in a low voice.
"It's a beautiful thought. Not to mention the Immortal King, even a drop of blood from a true immortal. With your current cultivation level, as long as you get a little closer, your sea of consciousness will shatter, your body will burst, and you will die without a burial place."
The old donkey rolled his eyes angrily.
Ding Ning rolled his eyes: "Then you still gave me the black stone tablet? I don't think you have good intentions."
"Senior, are those terrifying luminous corpses in the ruins we entered before all immortals?"
Bai Xun'er asked with a look of horror on his face and his whole body trembling.
Ding Ning was slightly startled, and a strange look flashed in his eyes: "You went to the ruins? There are immortal corpses inside?"
"Well, there are a lot of bones inside, and they haven't decayed yet. It's so far away that my body almost collapsed and my consciousness shattered. If it weren't for senior protecting me, I wouldn't even be able to get close."
Bai Xun'er's face showed lingering fear, he glanced at Lao Donkey gratefully and said softly.
The old donkey raised his head arrogantly, looking like a master from outside the world, and said calmly: "They are just half-immortals, not worthy of the Tao."
Ding Ning's face became extremely strange. He looked at the old donkey up and down and asked cautiously: "Senior, you are not a true immortal or an immortal king, are you?"
"Tch, if I were an immortal, would I still hang out with you here?"
The old donkey rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"Then how did you protect Xun'er? Is there some incredible treasure?"
Ding Ning looked at the old donkey with fiery eyes. His eyes were rolling and shining green, and he didn't know what he was planning.
The old donkey was so frightened by what he saw that he kicked him: "Get out of here, you brat, don't try to take advantage of me. The stone tablet in your hand is much better than my treasure."
"This is not made from the bones of the Immortal King. How can it be any better?"
Ding Ning said with a look of disgust.
"You know nothing. Who told you that the corpse of the Immortal King is a good thing? It's terrible to be uneducated."
The old donkey shouted with a face full of hatred for the iron that cannot be transformed into steel: "The most powerful thing about the immortal level powerhouse is not the immortal bone, but the immortal crystal formed by the outward release of the immortal spirit. Although the outside of this stone tablet is wrapped with a layer of immortal stone,
, but there is an immortal crystal inside."
"Ah? There's an immortal crystal inside the immortal stone? You're not kidding me, are you? It's not like I've never seen an immortal stone before. This immortal stone is different."
Ding Ning looked at him suspiciously.
"What do you know? Immortal stones are all ordinary stones. They have the characteristics of immortality because they have been soaked in the breath of immortal crystals for a long time. These stones are originally made of different materials. After they become immortal stones, they will naturally be different."
The old donkey stared at the big donkey eyes and snorted with disdain: "Immortal stones are also classified according to their distance from the immortal crystal and how much immortality they are contaminated with. A stone tablet like this is a serious high-quality immortal stone.
Stones, those immortal stones that you hid as treasures are only contaminated with a little immortality, and are simply the lowest level of immortal stones."
Ding Ning was dumbfounded. He didn't expect that the immortal stone he had hidden like a treasure turned out to be just garbage. This made him feel embarrassed. But then he realized something was wrong. He narrowed his eyes and asked with a half-smile: "How do you know I have it?"
Immortal Stone?”
"Well, the weather is really nice today, haha!"
The old donkey realized that he had let something slip, so he quickly laughed and talked to him.
"Don't change the subject for me. How did you know?"
Ding Ning seriously suspected that Lao Donkey was an outsider like him, so he would never let go of any clues and must find out Lao Donkey's identity.
"Why are you so mean? Do you want to scare my old man? Let me tell you, if you scare me into something bad, you will spend the rest of your life waiting to support me in my old age."
The old donkey jumped so high and roared menacingly, but even Bai Xun'er could see it in his fierce look.
"Okay, it's okay for me to provide for you in old age, but before that, you must tell me your identity, otherwise... hum!"
Ever since Ding Ning came to the Ten Thousand Demons Territory, he has always felt that there seemed to be a black hand leading everything behind the scenes, and the biggest suspect was Lao Donkey.
Even though the old donkey didn't seem to have any ill intentions towards him, and he seemed to be kind-hearted in teaching him his footwork, the world was dangerous. Who knew what the old guy was planning? If he didn't ask about his identity, he might have sold him and asked for more money.
Help him count the money.
"Okay, I won't hide it from you now. In fact, I am your... great-grandfather!"
The old donkey's eyes were rolling, and he seemed to want to run away. Unfortunately, Ding Ning was determined to find out his origins, and even secretly set up a trap. The old donkey kept mumbling for a long time.
Then he looked at Ding Ning seriously and said.
"You idiot, you are still too grandpa. Let me tell you, I am actually your biological grandfather."
Ding Ning was so angry that veins were popping on his forehead. He knew that his grandmother came from the prairie, so how could he have a donkey father? This was simply insulting.
"Bang!"
The old donkey was furious and hit Ding Ning hard on the forehead with a hoof hammer. He gritted his teeth and said, "You brat, you are so rebellious. You even dare to take advantage of your great-grandfather."
Ding Ning's eyes were filled with stars, and he was holding his swollen head in confusion. This old guy seemed to be difficult to deal with, and he didn't dodge such a hoof hammer.
I thought that after learning how to be the best in the world, I could flatten and round this old guy at will, but I didn't expect that this old guy actually hid a hand. This hoof seemed extremely slow but was actually extremely fast, making him even hide.
Don't fall off.
"Boy, please listen to me. I am your great-grandfather and your grandma's real father. If you dare to be the same age as me, I will beat you to death."
The old donkey was still angry, and at this moment, he was domineering and exuding a powerful momentum.
"You said you are my great-grandfather? Then what did you say my grandmother's name was?"
Except for those who are interested, not many people know grandma's name. Seeing that his expression didn't seem to be fake, Ding Ning asked suspiciously.
"Your grandmother's name is Peng Qingyu..."
There was a touch of tenderness on the old donkey's face. Before he could finish his words, he was interrupted by Ding Ning: "Haha, old man, are you showing off your flaws? My grandma didn't have such a name at all. You are fooling me. You try so hard to fool me. I see.
How do you make it up..."
Unexpectedly, the old donkey glanced at him calmly, but what he said made Ding Ning feel like he was struck by lightning, and he was stunned.
"Because she was born on the prairie and is as pure as the morning dew on the snow-capped mountains, she also has a name called Aruna."
"Impossible, how could my grandma have a donkey father? You must have lied to me, right?"
Ding Ning grabbed the old donkey's neck and shook it desperately, with veins popping up on his forehead, and roared with a red face.
He had Kunpeng bloodline in his genes, so he could barely accept it. After all, Kunpeng was very powerful, but if he had the bloodline of a donkey... it really caused his fragile little heart to suffer 10,000 points of critical damage.
"Let go, you want to murder my grandpa, cough, cough, cough!"
The old donkey was pinched so hard that he rolled his eyes and kept coughing.
"Impossible, how is it possible? You must have inquired about my grandmother beforehand, so you knew her name. Yes, that's it. It must be like that."
Ding Ning let go of his hand in despair and muttered to himself.
The old donkey patted Ding Ning's shoulder with a kind hoof, and said in an old-fashioned way: "My child, just accept your fate. Blood relationship is a fact that cannot be erased, and no one can change it."
"You must have lied to me."
Ding Ning suddenly thought of something, and her eyes suddenly lit up: "Many people know my grandma's name, and it's not surprising that you know it. So let me ask you, how old is my grandma this year?"
"How big? I'll do the math."
The old donkey broke off his hooves and started counting. The four hooves put together could not be counted.
Ding Ning sneered at him and sneered.
"Then it depends on how to forget it."
The old donkey said seriously: "If we count from the time she was born, she would be over five thousand years old by now. If we count from the time she was hatched, she should be seventy years old by now."
Ding Ning was stunned. Grandma's age happened to be seventy years old this year. How did this old donkey know?
But then he thought of something again and couldn't help laughing wildly, almost to tears.
After a long time, Ding Ning put on an expression of "Old donkey, please stop being naughty", and said with a smile on his face, "Old donkey, old donkey, I admit that you are indeed very powerful. You are even as old as my grandmother."
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It’s clear. I really almost got fooled by you. It’s a pity that a wise man will always make mistakes. You ignored a common sense question. You said that my grandma was hatched. Then let me ask you, can a donkey
Lay eggs?"
Can a donkey lay eggs?
The corners of the old donkey's eyes twitched and he gasped for air. His already dark face turned even darker. He felt like his heart had been hit by ten thousand points of critical damage. He looked at Ding Ning angrily and yelled in embarrassment.
: "You little bastard, you're looking for death!"
"Bing Pong Pong!"
After a period of beatings, Ding Ning had two purple dark circles under his eyes, his hair was as messy as a bird's nest, and among the bird feathers were lurking large lumps of exactly the same size. He lay on the ground looking up at the sky with grief and indignation.
, can't even move a finger, damn old donkey, so shameless, he got so angry when his lies were exposed that he ruined my image.
The old donkey felt comfortable, lying on the ground with his two front hooves behind his head, crossing his legs comfortably, and with a satisfied look on his face, he motioned for Bai Xun'er to continue rubbing his shoulders and back.
To be continued...