0867 Housewife Lucisi
Snoopy's home is a huge palace built entirely of gold. It shines brightly in the sun, almost blinding Ding Ning's titanium alloy dog eyes and making him swallow his saliva quietly.
How much gold was needed to build such a huge palace? Ding Ning doubted that all the gold reserves on earth combined would not be enough to build this palace.
Big dog family, really a big dog family, Ding Ning roared secretly in his heart, these dragons are really too extravagant!
"Brother, you are back!"
As soon as Snoopy and Ding Ning arrived at the palace gate, a clear girl's voice came out, and then a golden shadow jumped out and rushed into Snoopy's arms.
As a result, Ding Ning was in tragedy again. The whirlwind caused by the golden shadow jumped out and blew him out for hundreds of meters. He fell to the ground in a panic, which attracted a group of golden dragons around him to laugh.
eyes.
"Pikachu, brother brought a friend back to play with you. Hey, where is he?"
Snoopy nuzzled his sister's head lovingly, and when he was about to introduce Ding Ning, he realized that Ding Ning was gone.
Ding Ning got up with a depressed look on his face. For the first time, he felt that he was really fragile, more fragile than a car made by Fuso.
"Hey, what is this?"
A slender golden dragon that was only twenty meters long opened its big amber eyes and looked at Ding Ning curiously. He also stretched out a finger that was about as thick as his waist and gently poked her chest.
Ding Ning's face turned green with fear. Just the strong wind brought by the female dragon could blow him away, and even stab him to death with this finger.
Fortunately, the dragon girl with a rather festive name was very measured in her actions and did not use much strength. He secretly breathed a sigh of relief and showed a bright smile on his face: "Hello, Pikachu, my name is Ding Ning, and I am a human."
"Human race, never heard of it!"
Pikachu was obviously not yet an adult, and his voice still contained the innocence and immaturity of a little girl. He gently patted Snoopy's body with his tail and asked in surprise: "Brother, is this little person the pet you brought back?"
Ding Ning's forehead was covered with black lines, and he was roaring crazily in his heart, I am a human being, not a pet.
"Pikachu, this Ding Ning is my brother's friend, not a pet!"
Snoopy laughed awkwardly and gave Ding Ning an apologetic look.
Ding Ning must be thinking, okay, okay, Snoopy is still loyal, otherwise if he were to become his sister's pet, he would have to find a piece of tofu and hit him to death.
"Brother, I don't want him. Pikachu wants him as a pet, okay?"
It's a pity that Pikachu is a little girl at heart, so she took out her trump card, pouted her mouth, shook Snoopy's body desperately and started acting coquettishly.
Ding Ning was sweating profusely, his heart was in his throat, and he had a vague feeling of bad premonition.
Sure enough, Snoopy was unreliable and couldn't bear his sister's coquettishness. He immediately stretched out his huge dragon claws with a doting look on his face and rubbed Pikachu's head: "Okay, okay, wait until brother invites Ding Ning to drink and eat meat.
Now that you have the friendship of a landlord, let him play with you, okay?"
"Oh, great, I knew that my brother is the best to Pikachu."
Pikachu jumped up and down happily, looking cute and coquettish, but Ding Ning, who was desperate, was hit again, and was blown dozens of meters away by the strong wind.
Ding Ning got up from the ground in embarrassment, his face turned dark, he was still a friend, so he turned around and sold me out.
But the situation is stronger than people, so who has he to object? Here, even the weakest Pikachu can destroy him. He can only stare at Snoopy with resentful eyes, hoping that he will find his conscience and take back his life.
Probably Snoopy also felt a little sorry for Ding Ning, so he avoided looking at him and just led the cheering Pikachu straight into the palace.
Of course, Pikachu would never forget her new toy. As soon as her tail was rolled up, she rolled up Ding Ning and put it on her neck, sitting there happily following Snoopy.
Entered the palace.
Ding Ning secretly comforted himself, it's okay, it's okay, I'm riding on the neck of this female dragon, and I'm considered a dragon knight for once, just think of her as my pet.
As soon as he entered the palace, Ding Ning was almost blinded again by the glittering golden hall. Damn it, do you want to be so corrupt? Even the pillars and furniture of the palace are all made of gold. They have the same taste as Zhu Pengcheng, how vulgar!
"Snoopy, you're back, hurry up and get ready for dinner!"
A gentle-sounding female voice came. Ding Ning heard the sound and looked around, only to see a slender dragon that was hundreds of meters long coiled around a golden pillar. It was covered with shining golden scales. If it weren't for her amber
With his big eyes blinking, he thought they were carvings on the pillars.
"Mother, look at my new friend!"
Pikachu jumped up to the female dragon with joy, showing off Ding Ning riding on her neck, and said happily.
"oh!"
The female dragon stretched out her huge head and looked at Ding Ning curiously. She probably had never seen a human race before, but she greeted politely: "Hello, little one, welcome to Dragon Valley. You can call me Lu Xixi."
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"Lu Xixi? Your husband's name is not Pipiru, right?"
Ding Ning was completely defeated by this family's naming skills, and asked with a bad taste.
"Hey, how did you know?"
Lu Xixi's rhetorical question made Ding Ning completely petrified and dumbfounded. Damn it, Zheng Yuanjie also traveled through time, right?
"I just said it casually and thought it matched well!"
Ding Ning was stunned by Lu Xixi's strange eyes, and answered with a dry smile.
"Mother, have you ever heard of the human race?"
Snoopy saw that Ding Ning had aroused the interest of his mother and sister, and showed off with a proud face.
"Human race?"
Lu Xixi's pupils shrank violently, but then she pretended to be calm and shook her head: "I've never heard of it!"
Her subtle changes could be hidden from Snoopy and Pikachu, but not from Ding Ning, which made him feel sad.
Lu Xixi's performance made him very uneasy. She obviously knew about the human race. Even if she had never seen it, she must have heard of it, but why did she pretend not to know? It was like some kind of taboo, which made her very afraid.
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Sure enough, Lu Xixi's next behavior confirmed Ding Ning's guess. She politely and distantly invited Ding Ning to have lunch, but she was not as relaxed and relaxed as before, but looked worried.
Ding Ning couldn't figure out why she was so strange, so he didn't think much about it and focused on the pig beast Snoopy said.
It has to be said that the pig beast is indeed very similar to a pig, with similar living habits and appearance. They are both livestock raised in captivity, but they are dozens of times larger. A pig beast actually weighs more than ten tons.
Even though Ding Ning had a good appetite, he could barely eat a pig shank before he couldn't eat it anymore.
It's not that the meat of the pig beast is not delicious. Speaking of which, the pig beast is definitely a pure green and pollution-free fresh ingredient. The meat is much more tender and delicious than the pork on the earth. Moreover, the pig beast is considered a low-level monster, and its body contains
With abundant spiritual energy, long-term consumption can definitely increase your cultivation.
It's just that the cooking skills of this dragon clan really disdained him. Such good ingredients were cooked half-cooked, and the fishy smell made it really hard for him to swallow. If it weren't for the support of the spiritual energy, Ding Ning would have to vomit on the spot.
You can't come out, but Snoopy and his family of three are eating with gusto.
Of course, the Dragon Clan is a non-vegetarian race, so if you don't eat raw meat directly, you are worthy of him.
"Ding Ning, why don't you eat? Are you full now? Your appetite is too small, right?"
Pikachu was relatively simple and did not notice his mother's absent-mindedness. He greeted his new toy enthusiastically and demonstratively swallowed a whole pig beast in one gulp. Ding Ning was frightened for a while, fearing that this girl would kill him on a whim.
Also swallowed.
"Yes, Ding Ning, I said I would treat you to dinner and drinks, and I must do it. You can't be polite!"
Snoopy reached out and tore off one of the pig's thighs and handed it to Ding Ning, as if he wanted to make up for his sister's debt for treating him as a pet!
Ding Ning looked at the bloodshot pig thighs with a look of despair on his face, and sighed softly: "You are such a waste of natural resources!"
"What a waste of natural resources? What do you mean?"
Snoopy obviously had no culture, but he always tried his best to pretend that he was very cultured, but the waste of natural resources was obviously beyond the scope of his understanding, so he asked in confusion.
"Wasting away natural resources is an idiom, which originally means destroying and destroying natural natural resources, and later refers to arbitrarily destroying things without knowing how to cherish them."
Pikachu was obviously more educated than Snoopy, so he immediately explained. Seeing his brother looking at him in surprise, he proudly showed off: "This is an idiom I saw from the Royal Academy Library, I'm smart!"
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"Well, Pikachu is the smartest!"
Snoopy rubbed his sister's forehead with his head lovingly. This seemed to be a friendly gesture between dragons!
"Oh, little one, why do you say we waste everything we have?"
The conversation between the three finally succeeded in arousing the interest of Lu Xixi, who had always been absent-minded. She blinked her big eyes and asked curiously.
Fortunately, Snoopy had reminded them before that Ding Ning was very fragile and could be blown away in one breath, so they paid attention when speaking and tried to keep their voices as low as possible to prevent Ding Ning from being blown away miserably again.
"The meat of this pork is delicious, but you cooked it half-cooked. It tastes fishy, without even the most basic process of removing the fishy smell. It tastes very bad and I can't eat it at all. It's obviously top-quality ingredients.
, but it was wasted, this is not a waste of natural resources!"
When Ding Ning saw that the plan was working, he immediately plucked up the courage and said with a sad and angry look.
He could see that Lu Xixi had a gentle personality, was a full-time housewife, and must have a passion for cooking, so he wanted to start with cooking to protect his own safety.
Lu Xixi's previous behavior made him feel very uneasy. He believed that if she hadn't been gentle and disliked killing, it would have been a question whether he would still be alive now.
There are at least hundreds of golden dragon guards guarding this dragon palace. It is simply a dream to escape. Besides, even if he can escape smoothly, where can he escape to? So he must find a way to save himself, and then find out what Lu Xixi knows. What, why did he look so scared when he heard about the human race, trying to think of a way to leave this horrible place that made him frightened.
"Are you saying that this pig beast is not delicious? Also, what is the fishy removal thing?"
Lu Xixi asked in surprise. She thought her cooking skills were pretty good. Her two children had been eating like this since they were little. They had never said it tasted bad.
Chapter completed!