5, play a good abacus
Candy didn't cry, he was a strong and optimistic baby.
Tang Shuang took the opportunity to pinch her plump cheeks.
"Don't move. Let my brother study and find out whether you are a child or not. Why are you so naughty?"
Tangtang'er felt embarrassed by Tang Shuang's study, and said coyly: "Mom said I'm getting cuter and cuter~"
Tang Shuang said ruthlessly: "I think she is lying to children."
Although Tangshuang was young, a girl's nature of loving beauty and listening to compliments remained unchanged. She put her hands on her hips angrily, kicked Tang Shuang, and then ran around in the airport hall.
There were so many people here, Tang Shuang was worried that she would lose it if she wasn't careful, so she quickly caught up with her in two or three steps and picked up the candy.
Candy screamed and jumped around with her little hands and feet, causing everyone in the hall to look around. Some even thought Tang Shuang was a bad guy and were ready to come over to negotiate.
Tangtang'er raised a children's mobile phone hanging around her neck, in the shape of a pink hellokitty, "Dad said, if you dare to bully Tangtang'er, Tangtang'er will call and complain, and you will be in big trouble."
Tang Shuang: "..."
"Would you like to hear a very interesting story?"
"Listen to the story~Listen to the story~" Candy immediately put aside her past grudges.
"Today my brother is going to tell you a very philosophical story. Do you know what happiness is?"
"I don't know!" Candy said simply.
Okay~ Even if it’s hard to answer, let’s take a guess.
"Happiness is actually the moment when you are happiest. For example, you are happiest when you are eating, you are happiest when your mother holds you, you are happiest when you are wearing beautiful clothes, you are happiest when you poop... these are the happiness."
Candy said in disgust: "Eh~ It smells so bad when I poop."
Tang Shuang sneered: "If you have the ability, don't do it!"
Candy: "..."
Tang Shuang is so childish sometimes, which makes even the five-year-old Candy feel disgusted.
…
Tangtang'er asked: "So Xiaoshuang, are you happy now?"
Tang Shuang chuckled and said, "This is what my brother's story is about."
"One day, the little bear asked Mother Bear: Mom, Mom, what is happiness? Mother Bear said: My child, you will know if you go to the forest and ask around. So the little bear went to the forest by himself and asked them everywhere.
It’s happiness. But the little rabbit, little fox, little monkey, little tiger, and little lion all said they didn’t know.”
As Tang Shuang talked, she hugged Tangtang'er and left. "Does Coyotito know?" Tangtang'er asked.
"Little Coyotito doesn't live in the forest~"
"We have a little dog at home."
"You mean Bai Jingjing~ That's a fool, he doesn't know at all."
Whenever something happened to Tang Shuang, Bai Jingjing would excitedly come over to join in the fun and then stay around him for a long time without leaving.
"Hmph! Jingjing is not an idiot, Coyotito is so smart..."
Then Candy listed a lot of facts proving that Bai Jingjing is very smart.
Tang Shuang looked like she wouldn't argue with a child about such a childish topic, and said perfunctorily: "Then consider it smart~"
Candy was dissatisfied: "Smarter than you~"
"Do you know that saying this will make me sad? If I am sad, I won't have the strength to take care of you. If I don't have the strength, you will become a little beggar. If you become a little beggar, you won't be able to wear nice clothes..."
Candy said miserably: "Let's just tell a story..."
Tang Shuang chuckled and said: "Little Bear asked around, but he didn't ask Coyotito. The other little animals all said they didn't know. But Little Bear still didn't give up. He walked around and around in the forest, but still
I don’t know what happiness is. In the evening, the little bear was tired and hungry.
Decided to go home. When he got home, he found that the house was full of fragrant and delicious food. The little bear was very touched, but he still wanted to know what happiness was, so he asked his mother. Mother Bear touched his head lovingly and said
, the greatest happiness is that the naughty child is not at home for a day."
"Now my brother's happiness in life is ruined!"
Phew! A cool and beautiful woman passing by heard the whole thing and couldn't help laughing.
Tangtangzi picked up the mini phone angrily and said she was very angry and wanted to call to complain. Before her parents left, Xiaoshuangzi began to dislike her. It was really unreasonable! She was also a biological sister, and she was so
Cute and loved by everyone.
…
Back in the car, Tang Shuang thought for a moment and took out her cell phone.
"Er Niang~ It's me, Xiaoshuang, yes, it's summer vacation, ah? No, I haven't found a girlfriend yet, ah, who? Introduce me, okay, when will we meet..."
Ouch~ Oh my god! The phone call turned into Er Niang introducing Tang Shuang to his girlfriend!
I listened to Er Niang talk for ten minutes!
The sweet girl in the back seat, with her face full of gossip, leaned into Tang Shuang's ear. During this period, Tang Shuang pushed her little head away several times, but the little guy quietly came closer at some point.
Tang Shuang should have thought of it a long time ago. Er Niang is from the Northeast and a talkative person!
In the end, Tang Shuang couldn't bear it any longer and gave up, "Mom! Can you please listen to Xiao Shuang? I haven't told you what I've said to you sincerely. How about we chat with you after I've finished?"
"It's like this, isn't it summer vacation? Candy, little cutie, she said that she misses Erniang very much. The dumplings made by Erniang are so delicious. I want to live with Erniang for ten days and a half. Look.
How about we go see you now? What! Are you back to the Northeast? Your second uncle has also gone? Ah! When will you come back?
?A month, oh, okay, yes, it’s rare for you to go back to HLJ to see your relatives and friends. Have a good time, then. I’ll bring Candy to see you when I get back. Candy? Oops
I’m fat again, so chubby, so naughty, I’m often beaten by her now..."
Tangtang'er refused to take the blame and shouted in Tang Shuang's ear: "Wai~ Er Niang Er Niang~ Xiao Shuang bullied me~ Wuwuwuwu..."
Then, without any suspense, the call turned into a chat between Erniang and Tangtang'er~ the big talker and the little talker started talking!
Tang Shuang was about to cry but had no tears. He had made a good plan and threw the candy at his second mother-in-law's house, and he regained his freedom!
But God's calculation is not as good as man's calculation.
Tangtang'er didn't know that Tang Shuang wanted to get rid of her, and the little guy naively gave Tang Shuang advice, "Xiao Shuang, Xiao Shuang, let's go to the uncle's house~ Brother Huohuo is so fun..."
Candy enthusiastically listed a lot of interesting people and things in the uncle's house.
But Tang Shuang refused resolutely: "I won't go! His house is too scary!"
Candy argued: "My uncle often hugs me and rides horses, and my aunt often makes me delicious food. They are all so good. Brother Huohuo, and brother Xiaojin often tell stories to the baby and say that I am so cute..."
"That's good for you, but not good for me!"
Tang Shuang's uncle, Tang Dajian, has a serious tendency to favor girls over boys. He is a typical tiger father in his treatment of boys. Tang Shuang suffered a lot when he was a child.
Tang Shuang called her uncle again: "Uncle! Candy misses you and wants to stay with you for a while... What! You are not at home?..."
Candy asked thoughtfully: "I can't go to my uncle's house, right~"
Tang Shuang didn't give up and called her cousin again, "Sister!..."
Tangtang'er asked thoughtfully: "You can't go to Sister Weiwei's house, right?"
…
Tang Shuang collapsed in the car sadly, completely despairing.
Chapter completed!