Chapter 411 The white scoop makes people happy(1/2)
The most optimistic idea among them is that the secret bitch is interested in the huge cash flow that the bank and its extended structure will bring in the future, and wants to come in for free.
No, it is because I want to prostitute others until they have no other way to do it, which is commonly known as prostitution.
Don’t think that God just abandons money like a piece of shit. They are gods, not saints.
Just look at why there are so many licking dogs in Shuna and Wojin. The church is rich!
And if the church is rich, it will have enough funds to hold more grand, luxurious and high-quality worship activities, attract more people, especially rich and powerful people to join in, donate more money, and hold more events in more places.
Building more churches can greatly increase their influence in the main material world and make the whole world dyed with their color...
Although Mystra's influence in the main material world is already large enough, this kind of thing is like money to people, women to scumbags, and dog licking to female bitches. Who would have too much?
Or... Mystra has discovered the deeper potential of this industry, so she wants to use some unspeakable workplace PUA on Wojin, a weak goddess?
When I think of the scene where the domineering goddess of magic, filled with holy light, pinned the weak and arrogant goddess of wealth in the bathroom stall...
Si...
Li Wei had a headache at that time, and both of them hurt.
Morally speaking, he should have decisively refused at that time.
So Levi sold Wojin after 0.3 seconds of condensation, and expressed to the divine choice of Mystra that in principle he believed that the goddess Wojin was more suitable, but if there was a goddess of magic who was willing to endorse it,
If so, it will undoubtedly greatly increase the credibility of their Northland Joint Development Bank and the enthusiasm of Northland people for saving and borrowing.
Especially those scholar-type masters... They are all famous and proud!
Study the topic, develop magic, purchase equipment, daily supplies, and hold lectures to trick magic apprentices into giving you free sex...
It doesn't cost any money.
So Levi felt that his kindness to the goddess of magic was enough to express his attitude:
Don't take the initiative, don't refuse, and don't take responsibility.
The implication is that I, Li Wei, am already a master. Since you insist on being stronger, I am weak and unable to resist.
At the same time, he also believed that he had given the goddess Wojin an explanation:
You see, I have made it clear in my attitude that I support you, but the goddess of magic, Bichi, is so powerful that it makes me really breathless.
So, the rest is up to you.
Levi felt that he had done his best. After all, he did not dare to offend the goddess of magic easily, especially after he had already offended Tiamat. The most important thing was, who was the goddess of magic? His rejection would not
Is it of any real use?
Although he and Wojin had signed an alliance, they had only known each other for less than a week, and their relationship was not as good as that between Guan Zhong and Bao Shuya.
But what surprised him was that Alustriel did not immediately attack Pastor Woking and force him out after receiving his statement. He seemed to be satisfied with the current plan.
Only then did Pastor Feshay's complexion, which was almost frightened to the point of peeing, quickly return to rosy.
For her, being able to maintain her status and interests as a goddess when a high-level divine power entered the situation was already very satisfying to her, and she felt like she was surviving a disaster.
Although Levi's revealed attitude is a bit... not firm enough, she is the goddess of magic after all. It is quite interesting to be able to face the temptation of Mystra and still maintain her own principles to protect the goddess of Wojin.
Looking at the coquettish figure of the Shangco priest leaving, Li Wei sincerely hoped that the female priest who was responsible for returning to Wojin would be alright.
Anyway, he was not going to tell Wo Jin about this in person. God knew whether the goddess who had just concluded a contract with him would get mad on the spot and scold himself for being a scumbag. She could just turn around so easily after taking the 'certificate'.
Allow the 'third party' to intervene.
Levi smacked his lips and sighed, wanting to say that none of this was what he wanted.
If Li Moulong is strong enough and tough enough, why would he provoke goddesses like you who are full of shit? He can show off with his own two claws.
Just as he was thinking about Long Sheng's philosophical issues, he suddenly heard a strange noise coming from behind him.
Puzzled, he turned around and saw that the four "stone dragons" in front of the meeting hall were still there. Although their postures were a little out of shape and even started to tremble slightly, they still insisted on their positions.
This surprised Li Wei, who had always looked down upon these four-headed dragon treasures. He couldn't help but smile and praise:
"Why haven't you four left yet?"
After hearing this, the four-headed dragon remained as motionless as a wooden dragon.
Dabai glanced at Erbai: (??ˇ?ˇ??)
Erbai stared at Dabai: (????)
Three whites and four whites:(???)~
"..." Levi.
The scene was a little awkward for a while.
Finally, a dragon knight on duty outside the door came over and whispered a few words, telling the "wooden man" spell that these white dragons were chanting temporarily.
This Dragon Knight, who had never learned magic, thought they had directly unleashed a magic similar to petrification on him, and his eyes were filled with admiration.
In order to ensure the high standard of Zeelandia's honor guard, what kind of sacrifices have been made!
Levi suddenly laughed after hearing this Corell version of the wooden man game.
Bestana is very good at raising children, and she actually came up with the idea of using games to restrain them, but she still seems to have overestimated the IQ of her four-headed dragon treasure, so these four guys only know how to start the game, but don't know how.
That's when the game ends.
Li Wei thought for a while, watched them cast spells and said: "Wooden Dragon, Wooden Dragon, you have been promoted to the mighty Tianlong. You can move, laugh, and show your front teeth."
Snapped.
Levi snapped his fingers.
The four Bailong brothers and sisters were like golems under instructions. Their whole bodies trembled as if they were electrified, and they all fell to the ground.
"Hey! We can finally move!" Dabai raised his paws in disbelief. At first, he felt that his body was completely numb.
San Bai and Si Bai both burst into smiles: "Then we win this game?"
Levi showed a somewhat relieved smile: "Of course, you won. As a reward, a whole lamb will be roasted for one dragon and one head. Hotz, take them to make arrangements."
"Follow your will." Hotz immediately bowed.
"Ouch! As expected, there is a reward. I know mom won't lie to me! Mom is the best! Thank you, mom!"
After realizing it, Erbai suddenly jumped up as if he had been stabbed in the chrysanthemum, grinning, revealing his front teeth stained with bean skin.
Levi suddenly became a little unhappy: "Are you just going to thank mom? Don't forget who gave you the reward."
"Thank you dad!" Erbai immediately recognized Long as his father.
"???" Li Wei said in his heart that I kindly took you in as Baicheng's mascot, but you want to recognize me as your father? Does your mother know about your dangerous thoughts?
When he thought about being kicked by the frost giant lady that day and almost doubting Long Sheng, and then thinking about her two long legs that could kill him on the spot, Levi instantly entered the sage state, and looked at the four heads
Bailong's eyes became filled with emotion.
Snapped!
Or the third white eyes and quick claws were about to slap Er Bai on the head:
"Call the lord!"
Then he turned to Levi and showed a bright smile:
"Thank you, Lord."
"Thank you Lord Lord +1" Sibai also shouted sweetly.
Only the honest Dabai was caught in a dilemma. Should he call daddy with Erbai? Or should he be the lord? This is a question.
"Yeah." Li Wei responded with a gentle smile, thinking that the white dragons were not all idiots. The two white dragon sisters could still be rescued.
Immediately afterwards, San Bai pointed his paw at Er Bai's head:
"If you call me dad, won't mom become dad's wife?"
"Isn't that good?" Erbai said with grievance, covering his head with his paws.
In this cold and indifferent world, he just wants to find a warm and sincere home.
"What a fart! My mother is my stepmother! It's enough to be beaten by my mother every day. If that happens, the lord will become our stepfather! Do you want to be beaten every day by your stepmother and stepfather together?"
But Sibai on the side joined the ranks of 'beating brother while eating and sleeping'.
"I think so." Erbai suddenly felt that the lessons his two sisters taught him made sense.
"Stupid!" The two Bailong sisters were full of disgust, wondering why they had such a stupid brother.
"..." Li Wei looked at the domestic violence scene in front of him speechlessly, thinking to himself, what should I do if I really want to beat you up right now?
...
As the pre-war meeting in Northland came to an end, people in the entire Northland instantly felt that the atmosphere became tense.
They had long heard about the war on the Moonshadow Sea. Gradually, with the blockade of Luskan on the Sword Coast, the trade between the north and the south was also greatly affected.
So some businessmen already have a hunch that Northland may also join this war...
And their hunch soon came true.
To be continued...