Who is this?

Ye Jing collapsed.

Go to you, what kind of straight man is this?

I'm so tricky, but you can still answer the four words "Your mom is dead" with confidence?

Next to them, Fatty and Erxi, who had been attracted by the movements of the two, couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Erxi looked at her roommate and best friend Ye Jing, and four words flashed in her eyes: Did you make a mistake?

And fat people are different.

He secretly gave Chen Lang a thumbs up.

Brother Lang, Niu Pi, the character of a straight man with a steel appearance has not only not collapsed, but is quite stable!

As Chen Lang's young man, the fat man knows how many tricks Chen Lang has.

As the saying goes, the best way to attack the plan is to attack the heart. When Brother Lang is with the man, he is basically the most humorous, funny, likeable, honest, friendly and convincing characters in the team.

But when I was with a woman, it looked different.

A straight man in steel never acts as a dog licking.

But the girls Lang Ge flirted with are all goddess-level. Such girls are used to licking dogs, but they are not guarded against people like Lang Ge.

Just slowly continue to make routines, and in the end, few girls can escape Brother Lang's routines.

What does a straight man in steel represent?

In the eyes of many women, a straight man not only means boredom, but also means that this man is clean and will not be gracious with other women, nor will he like other girls. Moreover, such men like it is like it, and they will not be able to do routines, so there is no need to be guarded against such men.

It is precisely this psychological problem that Brother Lang not only changes girlfriends frequently, but even becomes a scumbag, other women will only pity him and will not think he is scumbag.

He is really the peak powerhouse in the scumbag world.

The fat man secretly admired him, and his eyes looked at Ye Jing full of weirdness.

Girl, don’t blame my brother for not reminding you, you are so annoying.

......

After a meal, the fat man took Erxi to stroll, and only girls Chen Lang and Ye Jing were left on the baking table.

Chen Lang held a can of beer, sat on the front of Aston Martin's car while drinking, and lay down.

Next to him, Ye Jing looked at the sky and sighed: "The starry sky is so beautiful today."

Chen Lang twitched his lips, he was in the Magic City, would he look at your starry sky?

I looked up and saw that except for the moon, where did the stars come from?

"Come on, you lie on it too!"

Chen Lang patted the roof cover.

Ye Jing was stunned, then carefully lying in the car as Chen Lang, looked up at the sky, her eyes turned and said, "Sure enough, lying on the roof of Aston Martin's car, looking at the starry sky is even more charming."

"You're drunk too much." Chen Lang spoke.

"I don't!"

Ye Jing turned her head and said with a blushing face: "I can still drink."

Chen Lang's mouth twitched again.

Are girls so proactive nowadays?

"You can't drink any more, you have to do things later." Chen Lang shook his head.

"What do you do?" Ye Jing was curious.

"Of course it's something I love to do!" Chen Lang looked at Ye Jing's eyes and smiled mysteriously.

Ye Jing bit her lip, she could hear what Chen Lang meant, but this was too direct, and she was a little at a loss for a moment.

Seeing this, Chen Lang did not hesitate, and quietly reached out his hand.

“Um….”

......

A few minutes later.

"Brother Lang, we're back."

"ah!"

Ye Jing trembled all over, slid down from the roof of the car, and landed on the ground.

"Jingjing!"

Wang Erxi ran over quickly, helped Ye Jing up, and looked at Ye Jing's messy clothes and covered in dirt, and was a little confused for a moment.

Are the clothes that can be messy if you fall?

"Where have you been hurt?" Chen Lang stood up and asked gently.

"There is a branch that has been scraped." Ye Jing rubbed her palm, raised a finger, and a thin blood mark was scraped out of her finger.

"The clothes are so dirty, and my hands are scratched. Let's go, I'll take you to clean up."

Chen Lang spoke, then turned to look at the fat man and said, "I've drunk, I've left the car for you. You can take Erxi back."

"Okay!"

Erxi wanted to speak but stopped, but seeing Ye Jing looked aggrieved, she finally sighed.

.........

On the third day, Chen Lang walked out of the hotel with Ye Jing early in the morning.

A car was stopped by the roadside, and Ye Jing took a step forward and was about to hug Chen Lang, but Chen Lang took a step back.

"Pay attention to the image!"

“???”

Are you him?

Ye Jing looked at Chen Lang in disbelief.

I will accompany you for a day or two nights, and when you go out, you will say pay attention to your image?

"Oh, by the way!"

Chen Lang rubbed his waist, raised his eyebrows, and said, "I'm going to Hangzhou. I won't come back in a short time. Aston Martin was driven to your school by a fat man. I don't have time to drive it, so I'll give it to you. The car key should be in Erxi's hands. Let's see you again if we have the fate."

After saying that, Chen Lang got into the car, closed the door, and quickly said to the driver: "Master, go quickly, this woman cheated on me and want me to forgive me."

"What?"

The driver was startled and then said angrily: "No wonder you were at the hotel door early in the morning. It seems that you are here to catch the adulterer. You still want to forgive your cheating? There is no door, brother, please do it!"

One kick to the accelerator.

Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo!

Like a gust of wind, the taxi disappeared in front of Ye Jing.

Ye Jing looked at this scene blankly, and after a long time, she said angrily: "Gengganu, bastard, scum, scum, go ahead and go!"

After scolding, she breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, an uncle who walked out of the hotel couldn't help but smile and said, "Little girl, falling in love is both sad and harmful. I see you are so beautiful, why can't you think so hard? Do you think, who should you sleep with? You can't sleep with him? You can't sleep with anything, and you can't hurt your heart and body. Why don't you follow me? I think you are still a student? In the future, the uncle will give you ten thousand yuan of living expenses every month, how about it?"

"roll!"

Ye Jing looked at the uncle coldly and said disdainfully: "He slept for me for a day and gave me an Aston Martin worth seven million. Who are you?"

After saying that, Ye Jing also turned around and left.

The uncle looked dull, touched his almost bald head, and said to himself: "This is a car worth seven million? Is college life so good now?"

.........

"Brother, you are so sorry!"

In the taxi, the driver said with a look of grief and anger: "All women nowadays are like this, hate it!"

well?

Master, do you have a story?

Chen Lang was slightly stunned and then continued to rub his waist.

The driver glanced at the rearview mirror and said in surprise: "No, brother, didn't you catch a rape man? Why are you rubbing your waist?"

"Beheaded!"

Chen Lang casually said: "It's like the kidney was kicked hard by someone. I guess I didn't have any intention of having sex for at least a month. But this is good, and it can make me forget this love earlier."

"Brother, just be open-minded."

The driver had a lot of drama and sighed: "I missed the beginning... forget it, I don't want it anymore."
Chapter completed!