Chapter 139 Brother Su, please be gentle~

Liu Cheng went out to teach the children how to do their homework.

Chen Beibei also went out to teach elementary school girls to dance.

He is the only one at home now.

Su Ye sighed, feeling inexplicably empty.

"I'm busy, I'm all busy, it's better to be busy."

It turns out that this is what it feels like to be a lonely old man.

There is no one at home, so we will definitely not be able to stay in the apartment.

Su Ye simply started the live broadcast on his mobile phone and went to the dormitory while chatting with the audience.

"Good morning everyone, Miss Su Xiaomei is not here today, so I will broadcast for you."

Su Ye didn't wear women's clothes when she went out this time. She wore jeans, a shirt, and a down jacket. She was dressed like a handsome young man.

However, who cares about the clothes of the old perverts in the live broadcast room? When they saw such a beautiful "long-haired male anchor", they shamelessly called her "wife" and immediately confused Su Ye who spoke in a male voice.

"Don't think we can't recognize you after changing your clothes. My wife, Xiaomei, is really naughty~"

"What is the voice line? You can just call someone wife or husband."

"Honestly, the anchor doesn't look that good either (pull up his pants)"

"Is the anchor GG or MM?"

"Where is the anchor from? Can I date you (Rose Dog Head)?"

The barrage in the live broadcast room was quite interesting, and Su Ye was amused by their immorality anyway.

He also playfully switched to the voice of a cute little girl, and flipped his hair "coyly" in the camera:

"Uncles, I'm still young, so I won't date you~"

They say only men understand men best.

The delicate voice, the shy little girl's posture, the playful eyes when she lifted her hair, the gentle smile that appeared on the corner of her mouth... She really "got" the singles in the live broadcast room, and they all immediately shouted "Yes"

Not a bird!"

That feeling of being scratched by a kitten's paw in your heart makes you excited and itchy at the same time.

You must throw away the trash on the way downstairs.

After getting off the elevator, just when Su Ye was holding a selfie stick and preparing to throw away the trash, someone called him from behind.

"Little beauty! Don't throw away the garbage in your hands. Put it on the ground! I'll help you!"

After being called "little beauty", Su Ye turned around and looked at the old lady behind him. He was stunned for a moment.

He subconsciously looked down at his clothes and pants. He was wearing the right clothes. They were indeed men's clothes.

It seems to be a problem with long hair.

Fortunately, Su Ye didn't worry too much about this issue.

He was about to say no, no, just throw it away, but the old lady said with a face that she could not refuse: "We are all neighbors, why are we being polite to each other? I will do it, I will do it!" Then she took the garbage from his hand.

bag, and looked at the contents of the garbage bag with joy.

Su Ye: "..."

Okay, he finally understood.

I bet the old lady is so happy because of the plastic bottle in the bag.

It seems that he is another loyal believer of the Bottle Fairy.

"Little beauty is a kind-hearted person. If you have any bottles or boxes for express delivery in the future, don't throw them into the trash can. Just put them in the elevator corridor. I'll help clean them up!"

The old lady said with a smile, not even realizing that the long-haired beauty in men's clothing in front of her was a man.

Fortunately, Su Ye was already used to it and was too lazy to correct it.

At this time, the old lady saw a young boy getting off the elevator and walking out with a garbage bag. Her eyes lit up and she ran straight to the other "victim".

"Hey! Handsome guy, you also want to throw away the garbage, right? Give it to me, I'll help you!"

Su Ye, who never said a word from beginning to end, looked at the old lady and felt a little dumbfounded.

The old lady's clothes are quite new and clean.

Besides, the elderly who can live in this community do not seem to be families who are short of money.

Why are today’s elderly people so fond of “collecting rags”?

Not only Su Ye, who was holding a selfie stick, found it funny.

The audience in the live broadcast room was also happy and couldn't help but discuss it.

"I would understand if you were from a rural area, but why are there still people in big cities picking up rags in their communities?"

"Our economy still needs to be developed. Like me, 996, my salary is low and I have to work overtime every day. I am as tired as a dog. It makes me want to pick up rags."

"What you said earlier is wrong. Dogs are not as tired as you think. They eat, sleep and eat. Not only do they have someone to feed them, they also have someone to play with them. They live better than you, okay?

"

"What the hell!"

"Hahaha, my mother's dog's dog food costs hundreds of dollars a bag, and it's better than what I eat. The series about people being inferior to dogs is so funny."

"These days, ordinary people's lives are worse than those of rich people's dogs."

"It's not easy for an old lady. She has to pick up rags to make money at such an old age."

"Making money? Do you think old ladies will be short of money? You are still too young."

"That's right, this is not a question of money or not. Now that I have retired, my monthly pension is more than 10,000 yuan, which is much more than us."

"It's true. Today's old ladies are basically idle at home. They want to find something to do when they have nothing to do. They can pick up rags and exercise while getting a few more years of pension. Otherwise, why do you think the square dancing uncles and aunts are so...

Many?"

Su Ye also saw the barrage discussed in the live broadcast room. He smiled and did not join in.

These days, the rich are getting richer and richer, and the poor are especially poor. Ahem, you can’t go too deep, otherwise the live broadcast room will be gone.

After going out, Su Ye walked towards the school.

By the way, I discussed other topics with the old perverts in the live broadcast room.

"Forget it about singing. Don't always think about bullying others. I am a girl singing on the street and there are so many passers-by watching. This is the death of the club, okay~"

When it comes to pretending to be a cute girl with a cute girlish voice, Su Ye is quite familiar with it.

Ethics? What ethics?

I've worn women's clothing countless times. You ask me about my moral integrity? How much can I sell it for?

After entering the school, Su Ye planned to go back to the dormitory to see his grown-ups and see how their dance practice was going.

It was around eight o'clock in the morning. There were only a few college students on the road to the school, and not a few people could be seen.

It's winter now, the temperature is low, the wind is cold, and it's the weekend, but that's normal.

It is estimated that none of the college students have gotten up yet, and the same is probably true for Hu Shuai and the others.

There was no dormitory aunt to guard the dormitory building during the weekend, so Su Ye returned to the dormitory smoothly under the surprised eyes of the live broadcast room audience.

When he opened the door, as expected by Su Ye, everyone was snoring like pigs and sleeping soundly.

"Bang bang bang——"

"Get up! Get up quickly and see the beauty! There is a beauty downstairs!"

Su Ye slammed the door and shouted in his native accent.

It's a pity that Hu Shuai didn't respond and continued to snore, sleeping like a dead pig.

Liu Jun was woken up.

"What's so good about a beautiful woman? She's not as good-looking as Su Ye..." Liu Jun turned over, smacked his lips, and said in a daze.

Then he didn't know what he was dreaming about, but he suddenly giggled and talked in his sleep: "Hey... Su Ye... you look really good in the skirt, let me touch it..."

Under Su Ye's wildly twitching eyelids, Liu Jun put his hand on the big white wall of the dormitory, touched it affectionately, and laughed like a madman: "Hey, hehe... Su Ye, your legs are so slippery...

It feels great...hehehehe..."

"Pfft, goose goose goose~"

Zhou Chenggong's laughter seemed to come from the bed. It seemed that he had woken up long ago and heard Liu Jun's "eloquent words".

"..."

Su Ye's face was completely dark.

Legs, your sister’s legs!
To be continued...