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Chapter 136 'Two Days, One Night' Hilarious Start Part 1

Monday, April 1998, at 7 a.m.

The long-awaited first trip to "Two Days and One Night" has begun.

All travelers must first go through a security check to confiscate their mobile phones, money and other valuables when they arrive at the Hunan Satellite TV Radio and Television Building to ensure that they are penniless, and then change their clothes and gather in the square.

The first traveler to appear was Wu Zongxian, the king of Taiwan’s variety show. After getting off the car, Brother Xian saw a security check portal set up in the TV station square, with two men and one woman standing next to it.

"Ah! Do you still need to go through security check?" Brother Xian walked over and asked curiously.

"Yes, Brother Xian, you can't bring any valuables such as mobile phones or money during this trip. Please cooperate with us to check our work." The female security inspector explained to Brother Xian with a smile.

Well, Brother Xian cooperated with the security check, but when he saw that all his things were confiscated, he still shouted reluctantly: "Oh my God, my cell phone, my wallet--"

After the security check, there was a simple locker room surrounded by several wooden boards. Then, under the guidance of the staff, Brother Xian changed his clothes and walked out of it with a hat.

Then a few steps forward is the meeting point. At the meeting point, a staff member told Brother Xian that he was the first to arrive at the scene and had command of the security inspection process.

Sure enough, Brother Xian saw a monitor and a chair placed at the assembly point. The security check could be seen on the monitor. Brother Xian immediately sat on the chair and picked up a walkie-talkie next to the monitor: "Happy, can you hear me, three guards in front? Please raise your right hand when you hear it."

Ha, the three guards raised their right hands when they heard the sound of the intercom, "We will deal with it according to my instructions later." Brother Xian happily fell down the order.

What instructions does Brother Xian have? Let's wait and see.

Ten minutes later, other travelers arrived one after another. They were Chen Lin, Ou Di, Nicholas Tingfeng, Wu Qilong, Huang Xiaoming, and one was a guest Zeng Zhiwei.

Chen Lin was eaten by a female guard when he was through security check.

"Hug him and say Baby Lin, can I hug you?" Brother Xian's voice came from the walkie-talkie on the female guard. It turned out that he was the mastermind behind it.

"Baby Lin, can I hug you?" Although the female guard was a little embarrassed, she still obeyed the command and suddenly hugged Chen Lin while searching for him.

"Ah! Is this okay? OK." Chen Lin smiled, he was still hugged by the female guard, and the few friends waiting for security checks next to him were all happy.

When it was Nicholas Tingfeng's turn to go through security check, the female guard received a new order. She happily said to Tingfeng: "Tingfeng, I really like the Hua Zelei you played."

"Damn, I'm playing Daomingsi." Tingfeng rolled his eyes and said helplessly.

"Hahaha..." Seeing Tingfeng being teased, Brother Xian laughed loudly on the other end of the monitor, of course Chen Lin and others laughed even more happily.

When everyone passed the security check and a few people entered the simple locker room together, the situation happened again.

"Damn, someone is changing my pants!" Chen Lin looked up and saw a camera sticking out from above the simple board. He quickly grabbed his pants, almost finding out.

Haha, the others laughed when they saw this. Oudi used his clothes to cover Chen Lin to prevent his shorts from being exposed.

After everyone changed their clothes, they met with Brother Xian, and all the seven travelers arrived.

"Haha, brothers, all of you are here!" Brother Xian stood up and hugged Zeng Zhiwei, Chen Lin, Wu Qilong and others, and then said to Zeng Zhiwei: "Zhiwei, you want us to be together this day and night."

"Ah! Isn't it two days and one night? I'm not losing a lot." Zeng Zhiwei looked up at the two days and one night logo on a propaganda sign next to him and exclaimed loudly.

The two-day and one-night logo has a sun pattern symbolizing the daytime between "2" and "Sky". At first glance, it really looks like "Sky and one-night."

A small joke made everyone laugh. At this time, Oudi interrupted, emphasizing that there was no dime on this trip.

"Ah, is that right?" Zeng Zhiwei said in surprise when he heard that he had no money on him.

"It doesn't matter, we make money with our bodies." Brother Xian smiled.

"Brother Xian, I'm hungry now without breakfast. What should I do if I don't have money?" Wu Qilong's words resonated with everyone, and Chen Lin shouted that he was hungry.

"I was hungry more than an hour ago." Brother Xian also complained.

Alas, it’s so hard to be hungry and have no money! But Brother Xian is the boss of the traveler, of course he has to cheer up the team members: "Men have to make money by themselves, okay, let me tell you, the destination we are going to today is a very beautiful place called Dongting Lake."

Dongting Lake is a good place. When everyone hears that the place they want to go to is Dongting Lake, they are happy.

The first place to travel in two days and one night is Dongting Lake, known as the "Eight Hundred Miles Dongting" and "The Land of Fish and Rice". It is the second largest freshwater lake in my country. It spans the south of the lake and crosses Yueyang, Yi*yang, Chang*de and other urban areas with an area of ​​2,8 square kilometers, a natural lake surface of 4,040 square kilometers, and an inner lake of 10 square kilometers.

"We'll go to Dongting Lake later, and then we'll see our means of transportation." Brother Xian took the team members to see the means of transportation prepared by the director team for everyone.

Dangdang Dangdang, the handsome vehicles prepared for the team members are grandly launched: a three-chair luxury business car, and one is... like a van that just returned from the farmers' market.

The difference between these two cars is too big, and everyone feels that the director team is too messy.

"These two cars are quite different. Don't judge whether it's good by appearance. I'll use my pointers to tell which one is which one." Brother Xian was still alive and didn't care at all. He began to click between the two cars with his fingers: "Let's just sit on which one is better...ah!"

When talking about the word "bar", Brother Xian pointed his finger at the van, which made everyone sigh in disappointment. However, the old cunning brother Xian finally added a word "ah" in his voice, and his finger finally pointed at the luxury business car.

"Haha..." Brother Xian's funny immediately made everyone laugh.

Hehe, who would like to take a bad van if there is a luxury car? But just as everyone was excited, the staff suddenly said: "Whether car chooses has its advantages and disadvantages. I remind you to choose carefully."

Ah, I have a secret? Get on the car and check it. After hearing this, everyone got into the two cars and checked it. It seemed that nothing was found. But Wu Qilong said casually, "Brother Xian, maybe there is no gas." However, this sentence was ignored by Brother Xian.

In the end, Brother Xian summoned his brothers to choose which car to take. Is it still necessary to say that business cars are better than vans.

A tragic thing happened immediately. As a driver, Chen Lin was about to drive the car and set off when he suddenly looked at the gas meter and shouted: "Brother Xian, look at the gas meter, look at the gas meter."

I saw that the amount of oil displayed on the oil meter was only enough to drive 140 kilometers and 160 kilometers to Dongting Lake. This means that you must add fuel once in the middle and need to solve the problem of lunch, but everyone is penniless. What should I do?

"Brother Xian, I told you that there is no gas..." At this time, Wu Qilong, who was sitting in the back row, suddenly shook Brother Xian in the passenger seat. His angry look made everyone laugh.

Fortunately, it was my first trip, and the director team was quite conscientious and provided a way to make money from everyone: collectively skipping rope, you can get 100 yuan by completing 10 times.

When the two staff members swung up with a hemp rope thick with an arm, everyone was stunned. Nani? The hemp rope thick with an arms? Wouldn't it hurt to hit the body so thick with a hemp rope?

Everyone felt nervous and didn't dare to jump forward. After hesitating for more than 10 seconds, Ou took the lead and rushed up, and the others joined one by one.

The first round soon failed.

Brother Xian was the last to join. He was knocked off as soon as he jumped in. The worst thing was that he was tripped to the ground. The brothers quickly helped him up. Fortunately, Brother Xian was fine.

For the sake of gas and food, the teenagers moved forward bravely again and jumped rope to challenge the second time.

"Oh!" This time Zeng Zhiwei had a problem. The rope touched the old man's face and then hit Brother Xian's shoulder.

The challenge failed again.

As the saying goes, the decline is repeated and the death is exhausted. The two challenges failed. Everyone's morale was greatly frustrated and their physical strength was consumed quickly. Chen Lin's breathing is rapid, while Brother Zhiwei and Brother Xian are already angry.

It seems that giving up after two failures is too bad, so everyone encourages each other and challenges them again for money. However, the director team suddenly said that the third challenge will cost 10 yuan.

"The director team is too stingy." Zeng Zhiwei rolled his eyes after hearing this.

Well, 90 is better than nothing, "Brothers, come on." The 7 people challenged again.

The 7 people didn't have any problems this time, there was a chance.

"One, two, three...nine, ten. Yeah, we succeeded."

Brothers worked together and lost money, and finally succeeded in the third challenge. Everyone couldn't help but cheer. For the first time, it felt that it was not easy to earn 90 yuan by labor.
Chapter completed!
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