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Chapter 138 'Two Days, One Night' Hilarious Departure

After the brother tour group arrived at Dongting Lake, they eagerly boarded the cruise ship and went boating in Dongting Lake.

The Dongting Lake in front of you is vast, with water and sky the same color. From the boat, you can see groups of egrets gliding on the water in the distance, boats coming and going, blue sky, white sails, blue waves, and gulls all visible.

The scenery near Dongting Lake is also beautiful and has many places of interest. The 1780-year-old Yueyang Tower has attracted countless literati from ancient times to the present. In addition, there is Junshan Island with beautiful mountains and clear waters.

The brothers stood on the bow of the boat with great interest and admired the beautiful scenery. Chen Lin sang aloud and poetically a famous poem "Looking at the Dongting" by Liu Yuxi, a famous poet of the Tang Dynasty.

The light of the lake and the moon in autumn harmonize,

There are no goggles on the surface of the pool.

Looking at the green mountains and rivers of Dongting in the distance,

A green snail on a silver plate.

It's a pity that this poetic and harmonious picture of heaven, earth and man becoming one was interrupted by the joyless Ou Di's shout.

"Hey, do you have money..."

"It's so tacky. Facing such beautiful lakes and mountains, you say you have money? I'll do it." Brother Xian immediately scolded Brother Ou, and then he got up and shouted loudly: "Is there anything to eat...

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Brother Xian's most authentic monologue made everyone laugh.

Then everyone boarded Junshan Island, which is located in the East Dongting Lake. It is graceful, with beautiful mountains and clear waters, and beautiful scenery. There are also historical sites such as the Tomb of the Second Concubine, Liu Yi Well, and Lang Yin Pavilion on the island.

The scenery is beautiful, and everyone had a great time playing it. But it would be great if there were no cheating games. From the moment they arrived at Dongting Lake, the director team constantly designed various games to test everyone. In every game, one of the seven people was killed.

all.

Those who are tricked will have panda eyes painted on them. Currently, except for Zeng Zhiwei and Ou Di, the other 5 people have been painted with panda eyes.

When everyone landed on Junshan Island, the third test was waiting for everyone.

In the third test, the director team prepared 7 cups of lemonade of the same color for everyone in a pavilion, of course one cup was salt water.

"He's starting to do these things again."

"Directors, we are neither thirsty nor tired."

When the frightened brothers saw this scene, some complained and some wanted to get away with it, but the director ignored them and insisted on drinking. Anyone who drank the salt water would be unlucky and would have a big painted face painted on their face.

"We can't draw any more." Brother Xian spoke at this time. He looked at the young stars among the members and said, "Because they all follow the idol route, we can just sign our faces and don't draw them."

It's even more ugly to sign on the face, it's better to draw it. Brother Xian's trick made everyone laugh.

Next, everyone carefully selected a cup. Brother Ou climbed on the table and carefully observed each cup, while Chen Lin also lowered his head to smell the smell. "Ouch!" Chen Lin exclaimed and was knocked on the head by Brother Xian, "That's ridiculous.

You, can't do this."

Brother Xian stopped Chen Lin and others from cheating on the spot. Well, everyone just picked a drink based on their feelings.

When Ou Di was the first to raise his glass and drink, the other six people looked at him, "Hey!" After Ou Di finished drinking, he stretched out his two fingers to make a V shape. He drank lemonade and passed the test.

"Yeah!" Ting Feng was the second one to drink. He jumped up happily and successfully passed the test.

"It tastes so good." The third Zeng Zhiwei also passed the test.

"Do you want to switch with me?" When the fourth Brother Xian came to drink, he proposed to trade with Wu Qilong. Wu Qilong quickly shook his head and refused to switch. He didn't quite believe in Brother Xian, this old fox.

"Brother Xian, drink as fast as you can." Brother Xian drank at the urging of his brothers.

"Ouch!" Brother Xian shook his head as soon as he took a sip, and his expression became exaggerated. His expression made everyone laugh. When everyone mistakenly thought that he drank salt water, he suddenly smiled again: "I'm rarely so lucky."

Brother Xian is really lucky, next is Chen Lin.

"Xiao Ming, do you want to change?" Chen Lin also learned that Brother Xian wanted to change with Huang Xiaoming.

"Change." Huang Xiaoming agreed without hesitation.

Xiao Ming was very interesting and well done. Chen Lin happily exchanged a drink with Huang Xiaoming, but "Plop..." Chen Lin immediately squirted out as soon as he took the drink into his mouth.

Chen Lin was so smart that he drank salt water. The unlucky guy was not supposed to be him, so...

"Hahaha..." Everyone laughed happily, especially Huang Xiaoming, who almost burst into tears.

"Congratulations to the audience, come on, come on, cheers." Huang Xiaoming and Wu Qilong, who had not yet drank, toasted happily knowing that they were not holding salt water.

At this time, Brother Xian picked up the salt water that Chen Lin had just taken a sip and then put down. He glanced at everyone and said with a smile: "Everyone, if you don't drink salty food, how do you know it is sweet?" Who should lead by example?

Have a taste."

"Brother, don't look at me and ask me to drink." Ou Di quickly avoided seeing Brother Xian's eyes on him.

"As big brothers, we have to set an example." Brother Xian said with a responsible look on his face when he saw Brother Ou was afraid to avoid him.

Wow, Brother Xian wants to drink it himself? He’s so manly. Just when everyone was about to praise him, Brother Xian’s next move made everyone laugh.

After Brother Xian finished speaking, he turned around and brought the salt water to Zeng Zhiwei, and respectfully called "Brother."

When everyone saw this, they burst into laughter, "You are really good!" Zeng Zhiwei couldn't laugh or cry. He was robbed without any precautions.

"It's hard to have someone with more seniority than me, okay?" Brother Xian gave the cup to Zeng Zhiwei with a sly smile. Seeing Zeng Zhiwei's grimace, Brother Xian emphasized: "You have two

It’s a choice, you don’t have to drink, and the six of us will hang you on a tree outside.”

Feeling threatened, Zeng Zhiwei could only hold the cup and take a sip, "Plop..." Unsurprisingly, he also vomited.

"Oh, it's really salt water. You can try a sip." Zeng Zhiwei handed the salt water to Brother Xian again and asked him to drink it. Chen Lin also coaxed Brother Xian to drink it too.

"It's not that I don't dare to drink, I'm afraid of drinking your saliva." Of course, Brother Xian's excuse couldn't convince everyone. In the end, Brother Xian also drank the salt water and vomited it together.

After visiting Junshan Island, it was time for dinner in the evening. When the seven brothers returned to the lake shore, a table full of Dongting Lake fish feast appeared in front of them.

What kind of carp jumps over the dragon's gate, home-cooked crucian carp, steamed mandarin fish, oil-soaked carp, roasted whitebait, boiled fish in lake water, fish rolls, poached herring, pan-fried eight-treasure fish, etc. If you count carefully, there are twenty fish dishes on one table.

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Wow wow... The brothers naturally rushed to the table in a swarm. When everyone was drooling and about to use their chopsticks, the director team called a stop and moved another table up.

There is only a plate of white rice and a bag of mustard on this table.

What is the director's team doing? The mystery was soon revealed, and the most fun part of "Two Days and One Night" - whether it's good or bad to eat - began.

The game will eliminate 4 people who cannot enjoy the whole fish feast and eat poor white rice with pickled mustard.

The process of the game is not important, what is important is the result of the game. Poor Brother Xian, Zeng Zhiwei, Chen Lin, and Wu Qilong were all eliminated, but Ou Di, Ting Feng, and Huang Xiaoming were so happy that they came to the table and started eating delicious food with their chopsticks.

The whole fish feast.

The four eliminated people watched them eating helplessly. At this time, Brother Xian screamed miserably: "We eat white rice, but you... are too much, too much."

Brother Xian said as he walked behind the three of them and looked at Quan Yuyan with his mouth watering. Chen Lin could no longer look straight and turned his face away, and his saliva would flow out if he looked at him again.

The three brats ignored Brother Xian's pity behind them and ate as if nothing had happened. Brother Ou even deliberately picked up a piece of tender fish and slowly ate it into his mouth.

Hey, Chen Lin and the other four were forced to smile while looking at the white rice in front of them. The three most hateful brats were eating them while deliberately making various intoxicated gestures to seduce them.

"The fish is very sweet. It is seasoned with small peppers, perilla and other ingredients. It is stir-fried and then stewed. The tender fish is spicy and fresh, and the freshness is permeated with the aroma of perilla. It is really mouth-watering and delicious." Ou Di

Said intoxicated after eating a piece of fish.

"This small whitebait soup is slowly simmered in a casserole and only seasoned with ginger slices and salt. It retains the original flavor of the small whitebait to the maximum extent. The fish meat is tender and boneless, and the fish soup is extremely delicious. Ah! It is really delicious on earth.

." Huang Xiaoming took a sip of the fresh fish soup and was full of praise.

"Stop talking about shit!" At this moment, Chen Lin couldn't help but picked up the rice and ran to the Quanyu Banquet table. Others also gathered around, and now the four-person rice group was drooling around the Quanyu Banquet.

"Oops, I dropped my rice." Chen Lin pretended to accidentally drop a few grains of rice into a plate of fish. It was a shameful waste and must be fished out. He dug up the rice with a spoon and took the opportunity to fish out a piece of fish.

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"Hey, hey, Brother Xian, what are you doing?" Ting Feng discovered in time that Brother Xian wanted to secretly take away a plate of food.

"Brother Zhiwei, do you want to eat?" Brother Ou picked up a piece of fish fillet and waved it in front of Zeng Zhiwei, making Zeng Zhiwei swallow his saliva.

At this time, the director team saw this situation and rushed the four people back. When they saw the delicious whole fish feast opposite, and in front of them, it was indeed white rice and pickled mustard that made them full of tears.

"Brother Xian, how about this? There is only one quota. The four of you will compete with each other to see who is the worst off. The one who is the worst off can come and eat with us." At this time, Brother Ou stood up and made a suggestion.

"Okay, how about we give a pity speech?" The other three people agreed with Brother Xian's words, and then Brother Xian ordered: "Thirty seconds for each person to give a pity speech, let's start."

Wu Qilong was the first to come forward. He was swaying as if he had been hungry for several days, and then he sat down on the ground as if he had no strength. He held the bowl in both hands and looked at the three Ou brothers pitifully.

Stuttering, the thunder tiger face that is popular in Asia has long been put aside.

The third is Chen Lin and Zeng Zhiwei, both of whom are tearful, relying on their tears to win sympathy, while the other is a wandering and hungry entertainer, who relies on his acting skills to impress people.

It was Brother Xian's turn, and he delivered a speech seriously: "Dear brothers and sisters, I am the youngest in our family, and the most beloved child of my mother and wife. I have almost never been hungry for a meal in my life.

But I've been hungry for many meals in this show, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if I didn't eat today. I hope you don't let my parents see that his son didn't eat. My father is 80 years old this year. When it was broadcast, I

Find a way to hide the two old people..."

"It's the same thing. It's quite touching. I can't tell the winner. Let's change the way and sing. Whether it's good or not, sing a song separately. If you can sing it, we will be moved..."

Faced with the new request put forward by the three Ou brothers, Brother Xian and others decided to hold a meeting to discuss. The result of the meeting was: the scholar can be killed but not humiliated, and he will not eat it.

The four people decided to protect their last dignity, so they stepped forward one by one. This was not to pretend to be pitiful, but to despise each other and dismiss the whole fish feast.

First Wu Qilong, then Chen Lin, and Zeng Zhiwei respectively expressed their disgrace. They tore open the rice balls and pickled mustard buns and made provocative actions on the other side's table. Finally, they said a hateful word: "I won't eat it."

Finally, Brother Xian stepped forward. He couldn't bear it anymore and pointed at Brother Ou and said angrily: "Let me tell you, let us talk pitifully first, and after we finish talking, we will sing songs to entertain you... The three of them didn't eat.

Thank you for your support..."

After saying that, Brother Xian turned around and bowed to Chen and Lin to thank him, then picked up the fish feast on the table and ate it without any pressure.

Didn't we say that soldiers should be killed and not humiliated, and their dignity should be protected? I did it... I was tricked by Brother Xian again. Chen Lin, Wu Qilong, and Zeng Zhiwei looked at each other.
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