106. Chapter 106 Eating shit
Mu Xu trembled and was about to cry but said without tears: "Master, my disciple has only climbed over the walls of An Mansion a few times. Isn't it cruel to be struck by lightning from the sky?"
Murong Qianqian raised his fist and smashed it down overwhelmingly, saying angrily: "I'll let you climb over someone else's courtyard wall, I'll let you climb over it!"
Mu Xu ran away with his head in his hands and said sadly: "Master, didn't you climb over someone else's courtyard wall just now?"
After being reminded like this, Murong Qianqian suddenly remembered this incident and said sarcastically: "Being a teacher is not called overcoming the courtyard wall, but overcoming difficulties and obstacles with a fearless heart."
Mu Xu was stunned for a while, and muttered: "Is there any difference?" He raised his eyes inadvertently, and his eyes lit up in an instant, "Master, there is a door there."
"Where?" Murong Qianqian stopped her hand and asked.
After being able to escape the ravages of the devil's clutches, Mu Xu hurriedly moved the things beside the courtyard wall and said with a smile: "Master, it is really a sect."
Murong Qianqian stared at the door with twitching brows and said dullly: "Are you sure that is a door?"
"It is indeed a door," Mu Xu nodded seriously, picked at his scalp and said with a smile, "but it's just a dog door."
Her teachers and parents taught her since she was a child that only through hardship can one become a great person. Murong Qianqian thought that since God had opened a door for her, she should not waste it.
He took a deep breath, then folded his robe and crawled into the dog hole. As soon as he poked his head out, he found a piece of dog shit in front of him.
"Back off~" Murong Qianqian retched while covering her nose and shouted.
Mu Xu, who was behind him, was keeping watch. Hearing Murong Qianqian's words, he immediately responded: "Master, this man and woman are not close to each other. Are you sure you want your disciple to push you?"
After that, he glanced at Murong Qianqian's raised butt with difficulty, wondering whether he should push her or not.
"Back off, hurry up~" Murong Qianqian's back foot was blocked by Mu Xu's body, she kicked back two steps and shouted again.
Mu Xu picked at his scalp, cupped his hands and said, "Master, I have offended you so much." Then he raised his foot and kicked Murong Qianqian on the butt.
Caught off guard, Murong Qianqian rolled and crawled out of the dog hole, but because of her quick eyesight and quick hands, she managed to escape the fate of chewing dog poop by rolling around.
However, this sentence may have been said too early. Just as she was staring at the pile of dog shit in front of her and secretly breathing a sigh of relief, a sudden gust of wind blew up from above her head, as if a corner of her clothes was brushing against her cheek.
A faint scent of ambergris hit my nostrils, and my head was stepped on by an inexplicable object. Without paying attention, my head... my head was actually buried in dog feces.
Fuck a grandma!
Murong Qianqian was instantly confused. She raised her head from the pile of shit and was about to curse, but all that was left between her raised eyebrows was a piece of clothing embroidered with green branches and vines.
The moonlight is dancing and the breeze is flowing.
Murong Qianqian, who had eaten dog feces, vomited violently in the most horrible way in his life. In the dark, he almost vomited out the yellow bile.
Mu Xu found a towel from somewhere and fetched a basin of water. From a long distance away, he said: "Master, wipe your face first~"
Murong Qianqian wiped it hard with a towel for a long time, just barely tearing off her face. She gritted her teeth and swore that next time she met the culprit, she would retaliate and make him eat shit.
Then, the two of them turned 78, one behind the other, into the backyard, and within a moment they had arrived in front of a large building without any obstruction.
Based on experience, Murong Qianqian estimated that Mu Xu had climbed over the wall and sneaked into An's house at least a hundred times, otherwise this level of mastery would not have been so easy to develop.
As soon as I walked through the corridor, I heard the sound of a string of musical instruments from mountains and flowing water.
Mu Xu was mesmerized by what she heard, and pointed to a house to the east and said, "That's Ruo Yi's boudoir, and this piece of music is also her favorite to play."
Murong Qianqian looked in the direction of her finger and saw a tall osmanthus tree sprouting from the wall of the house, with clusters of small flowers blooming in full bloom.
Facing the wind, the fragrance that hits your nostrils makes you want to sneeze, but you are worried about being discovered and have to hold back your tears.
Mu Xu consciously squatted on the ground and let Murong Qianqian step on his back and look in, "Master, have you seen Ruo Yi? If so, change your disciple and take a look."
"What are you looking at? Squat down for me, master!" Murong Qianqian was wearing a pair of white-soled Liuyun embroidered shoes and stepped on Mu Xu's feet rudely while speaking.
My eyes jumped over the wall, through the lush osmanthus trees in the bright moonlight, and I saw a gorgeously dressed woman among the flowers, gently playing the strings of the piano.
Her fingers were as white as green onions and so slender that they would be broken if she was not careful. Her delicate face and delicate features made her look like a fairy from heaven at first glance.
Murong Qianqian thought that she had a very high vision, and ordinary beauties could not catch her eyes at all, but the woman among the flowers made her stunned for a while.
"Master, isn't Ruoyi beautiful?" Mu Xu, who was squatting on the ground, asked with a smile.
He kicked Mu Xu on the head again, and Murong Qianqian suppressed her voice and said angrily: "It's just not to pollute your eyes. You should squat properly as a teacher~"
An Ruoyi, who was among the flowers, finished playing a piece of music. She lifted her jade-white fingers in mid-air, and a charming smile appeared on her lips, "Master Mo, I wonder if you like this piece of music written by Ruoyi?"
"Miss An's piano skills are superb. Mo is honored today." The clear voice sounded very familiar.
Only then did Murong Qianqian notice the presence of another person among the flowers. He could not see his face because he was sitting with his back to her, but the movement of his well-joined fingers gently turning the purple clay tea cup seemed to have been seen somewhere.
An Ruoyi stood up and saluted politely and said: "Young Master Mo is too flattering. Ruoyi is flattered~" As he said that, he took a three-inch golden lotus step and approached the man with a graceful gesture.
He leaned down slightly and said in a soft voice: "Not only is Ruoyi's piano skills unparalleled, but his dancing skills are also unrivaled by Xuan Ying."
"Oh~ Really? Then Mo is in for a treat today." The man leaned back a little without leaving any trace.
However, from Murong Qianqian's point of view, such behavior is so ambiguous that it makes people bleed, a bit like... like Pan Jinlian seducing Ximen Qing.
Mu Xu moved at his feet and said anxiously: "Master, what are Ruoyi doing? Why don't you play the piano? Can you let me take a look?"
"See no evil, hear no evil, don't you know? Squat well, squat well~" He kicked Mu Xu's feet again, and the dog shit on the soles was almost completely worn away.
Murong Qianqian felt that if Mu Xu saw this scene, he would be either mad to death or schizophrenic. She thought that for the sake of her own food and clothing, it would be better not to let him know for the time being.
Chapter completed!