125. Chapter 125 There is a hole in the pants
Xuanyuan Yao leaned against the tree trunk, still looking down at Murong Qianqian, "Then what is the key point, for example?"
Murong Qianqian's neck really hurt from looking at her, so she waved her hand and said, "Yao Yao, can you squat down and talk? It really hurts my neck."
After hearing this, Xuanyuan Yao squatted down happily, his eyes were level and he asked: "What's the point?"
Murong Qianqian: "Well, when you flew down just now, there was a hole in your pants~"
Thinking that these words were very important, Xuanyuan Yao had to panic after hearing this, so that she could kill the remaining half of the chicken while the other party was checking the cracks.
However, Xuanyuan Yao may have become more and more shameless recently, and he actually said these six words with a half-smile, "Well broken, cool enough."
"..."
On the way back to the main road, Murong Qianqian passed by the place where the group of men and women were discussing how to deal with the prey. She was shocked to find rivers of blood and corpses strewn everywhere.
However, these corpses were naturally not those of the men and women, but a pile of chickens, ducks, and pigs, lying on the ground in random order.
Murong Qianqian was shocked and said to Xuanyuan Yao beside her: "I saw a group of people here discussing how to eat a prey, but they started fighting while they were talking.
Phew~ Fortunately, I escaped unscathed, otherwise the consequences... look at how intense it was, how many chickens, ducks and pigs could be killed in one fight, it was really bloody."
Xuanyuan Yao paused for a moment, then looked back at Murong Qianqian who accidentally bumped into his back and said, "You said you just saw a group of people discussing here?"
Murong Qianqian nodded seriously, "Yes, it's absolutely true~" She was afraid that Xuanyuan Yao wouldn't believe her, so she lifted up her skirt and squatted on the ground to imitate the group of people talking. After imitating one person, she would jump to that person's position and the plot was repeated.
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Finally, he spread his hands and said, "That's it. Then I squatted here." I jumped to a position two steps away and said, "I suggest that they cut the prey into eight pieces, so that everyone's taste can be satisfied."
After saying that, she added, "Those people thought I was very smart, so they even agreed to give me a foot out of gratitude. I thought I would leave some for you when it was baked.
But...the prey was not under the tree, and then they started fighting while cursing, and the ending was as you can see."
Xuanyuan Yao's face turned cold for a moment, which made Murong Qianqian feel anxious and uneasy. She stood up and came forward and said, "Yao Yao, why are you looking at me like this?"
"Do you know what the prey is in their mouths, and do you still give suggestions?" Xuanyuan Yao took a breath and asked.
Murong Qianqian replied: "At first I thought it was a wild boar, wild bear or something like that, but when they pointed to the tree where I was sleeping, I suddenly realized it was the pheasant I had chased just now.
But, it’s really strange, does a pheasant need such an exciting discussion?” He looked at the corpse on the ground again, “These people are really good, why do you think there are so many ready-made chickens, ducks and pigs, but they don’t drag them out?”
Going back?"
Hearing her confused answer, Xuanyuan Yao finally understood why Murong Qianqian acted so calmly. It turned out that she didn't even know that the prey was referring to her.
Moreover, luckily this woman was still there to come up with the idea of cutting her into pieces. If she knew that she was cutting herself into pieces, I don’t know what her expression would be.
"Remember, follow me every step of the way next time~" Xuanyuan Yao narrowed his eyes and ordered without argument.
Murong Qianqian felt that Xuanyuan Yao was a born king, and his words always had an invisible sense of oppression, so she nodded obediently.
After taking two steps forward, he suddenly thought that it was a pity for these animals, so he walked back and called Xuanyuan Yao: "Yao Yao, there are so many preys, why don't we bring them on the road for barbecue?"
As he said that, he rolled up his sleeves and piled the chickens, ducks and pigs together, and then found a vine to use as a rope to tie them up.
After Xuanyuan Yao watched a series of actions in silence, he said in a deep voice: "Are you sure you want to take it with you on the road?"
Murong Qianqian didn't even raise her head, dragging the other end of the vine forward step by step, and said dullly: "Are you sure? Why are you not sure?"
Xuanyuan Yao brushed the long hair around his ears and said calmly: "If I said these animals are the people you just saw, would you still take them with you?"
Hearing these words, Murong Qianqian's heart suddenly trembled, but she immediately felt that Xuanyuan Yao was trying to scare her, so she pouted and said unhappy: "Yao Yao, do you think I am a three-year-old child?"
"It is true that you are not a three-year-old child, but..." Xuanyuan Yao paused, "I am not joking, because the group of people just now ~ oh, they should be monsters, died under my sword."
Murong Qianqian shivered twice and felt hairy all over her body, but she still managed to stay calm and said: "Yao Yao, are you kidding me?"
Shrugging, Xuanyuan Yao spread his hands and said, "If Qianqian doesn't believe it, how can you explain the corpse?"
"Then..." Murong Qianqian turned around with a stiff neck. She really felt that the size of the chickens, ducks and pigs were very similar to the group of people she had seen before, and her feet suddenly felt weak.
But before she softened, she subconsciously pounced on Xuanyuan Yao like an octopus, and then fainted with peace of mind.
As a modern person in the 21st century, Murong Qianqian has indeed seen a lot of movies about ghosts and made one or two of them, but she did not expect that she would actually meet them today.
What kind of time and space is this? It’s so damn fantasy!
After scolding countless sh|it in her heart, when Murong Qianqian opened her eyes, she was lying on Xiao Hei's back, and Xuanyuan Yao was leading the horse in front.
She stretched out her hand tremblingly, but could not reach Xuanyuan Yao's collar, and said in a hoarse voice: "Yao Yao, can you carry me?"
Xuanyuan Yao paused and turned around, preparing to refuse without mercy, "No..." But before the word "good" came out of his throat, his eyesight went dark.
But it was Murong Qianqian who used the last bit of strength to stand up on Xiao Hei's back, stretched out her arms and smashed in his direction.
This jump was not a big deal, but Xuanyuan Yao turned around and did not expect that she would rush towards him in such a hurry, and he staggered and was crushed underneath.
"Ahem~Murong Qianqian, do you want to murder your husband?" Xuanyuan Yao was pressed so hard that his chest felt tight.
Murong Qianqian raised her head resentfully, her eyes filled with sadness. She seemed to have remembered something and said, "Yao Yao, I suddenly remembered that I ate a pheasant earlier. Do you think it could be a demon in its original form?"
Xuanyuan Yao said decisively, "Of course..."
"Wow~" Murong Qianqian's stomach turned upside down.
Chapter completed!