145. Chapter 145 Land Empress
Murong Qianqian subconsciously brushed away the beard in front of her face, and muttered irritably, "Where is that Maomao? Take it away~"
As soon as he finished speaking, an angry voice floated in his ears, "Hey, hey~ This is not Maomao, this is the beard that the local fairy has grown for thousands of years~"
Murong Qianqian thought this was a very cold joke. How could a person keep his beard for a thousand years? He was bragging without drafting it, but he was too tired to refute this sentence.
He heard the voice again, which seemed particularly ethereal in the rainy night, "Hey~ Back then, the Peach Blossom Fairy only lost a few flat peaches, but she didn't expect that the Queen Mother would give them to her..."
The man seemed to squat down, pulled the robe on her body and sat down, "But according to the analysis of local immortals and other earthly immortals' gossip,
It is probably because the Peach Blossom Fairy is so beautiful that the Queen Mother may become jealous and get angry with you. It can be said that beauty is a disaster."
Just after saying this, there was a deafening roar of thunder, and Murong Qianqian was chilled and opened her eyes in a daze.
The first thing you see is a wrinkled face and a long silver beard, which looks a bit like the dress of a land father-in-law.
However, the land father-in-law in front of him was not as powerful as the statue. He seemed to be very frightened. His small eyes were wide open and his mouth was so wide that he could stuff two eggs into it.
Murong Qianqian giggled twice, turned over again and continued to sleep, murmuring in her sleep: "I dreamed about gods, but why is it such an ugly god~handsome guy?"
"Plop~" sounded, something probably fell down.
Then, the old man who looked like a land father-in-law in the dream said something to her. She couldn't hear it very clearly, but it seemed to be about a god.
Hmm~ It's probably called Peach Blossom Fairy, saying how beautiful she is, how she is admired by male gods, and how graceful she is...
Murong Qianqian felt that this dream was a little too strange. She wondered if the father-in-law was bored and saw someone staying overnight at his place, so he excitedly broke into her dream and chatted wildly.
She thought that if it was true as she guessed, it would be a unique skill to be a god, and she really admired him for being able to be so boring.
Later, Murong Qianqian did not remember when she fell asleep, nor when the heavy rain stopped, nor when the sky lit up.
But when she was sleeping soundly, a drowsy noisy sound broke into her ears, dragging her out of her dream little by little.
"Look, Father Earth has appeared. Yesterday, when I happened to pass by here, I put some dumplings here, but now they are all gone. Father Earth must have eaten them~"
"Look here again. In the past, the statue of Father Earth always wore an exquisite robe, but now it has disappeared. I don't know if it was worn away when Father Earth appeared."
"If Father-in-Law really shows up, will our village be saved? My daughter is just 12 years old now, and she will be sent there in a year. I am worried about which relative I can go to to avoid it for the time being."
"Woo~ My daughter has been there for almost two years. I wonder if the land father-in-law can come and save her. If the land father-in-law can save my little girl, then she will be his bread and butter for the rest of her life. The old woman is willing to do that."
"..."
Murong Qianqian felt that the voices of this group of people were particularly noisy, and she couldn't help but opened her eyes in frustration and looked through the gap in the statue.
I saw old men and women kneeling on the ground in front of the father-in-law of the land. Although they were crying bitterly, their eyes were full of hope.
Murong Qianqian thought about their words for a while, thinking that her behavior last night might have made them mistakenly think that the father-in-law of the land had appeared, and felt that it was necessary to explain.
Just as she was about to lift up the landlady's robe and prepare to stand up, she didn't expect that the robe was too long, so she rolled down the steps with a grunt.
When the old man and woman who were kneeling on the ground saw her, they were dumbfounded and said in surprise: "Why is there a girl here? Could it be..."
Murong Qianqian took off the robe that was wrapped around her body and revealed a smile that was so charming that it cost her life. "I'm sorry, the way I came out was a bit sudden."
"Ah~" Suddenly an old woman screamed, pointing at Murong Qianqian and said: "She must be the land father-in-law~"
Everyone immediately looked at each other, shouldn't this land father-in-law be a man? How could he be a girl? This god's appearance must be too perverted.
"Girl, oh no~the land father-in-law~oh, no, it should be the land empress. Do I dare to ask you if you are the land father-in-law?" an old man asked in fear.
Murong Qianqian's head was knotted by these words. She thought to herself that there was someone who could speak more eloquently than her, and she admired her very much.
She coughed twice, got up from the ground and said: "Ahem~ That local landlady must declare that I am just..."
"Sure enough, the Earth Empress has appeared. See the Earth Empress, see the Earth Empress~"
Before Murong Qianqian finished speaking, there was a sound of kowtows and everyone burst into tears of joy.
Immediately, without giving Murong Qianqian any chance to explain, he carried her to the village ancestral hall and provided her with good wine and delicious food.
Murong Qianqian looked at the chicken, duck and fish on the table, and thought that being a god would be really good. Anyway, she herself did not admit it, and there was nothing she could do if these white-eyed villagers thought so.
The few dried cakes she ate last night left no taste in her mouth. Now when she saw so many delicacies, she was already drooling all over the floor.
He threw himself on the table and devoured his food. The villagers were all dumbfounded and exclaimed: "Gods are gods. Even their appetite is different from ordinary people~"
Since then, for thousands of years, villagers have believed that all gods are big eaters, so they offer large amounts of fish and meat on every day of sacrifice.
After Murong Qianqian wiped out all the food, she burped and leaned back on the chair in sadness. She had eaten this meal but not the next one. What should she do?
Could it be that she really responded to Xuanyuan Yao's words of "short-sighted"? If Xuanyuan Yao were here, he might remind himself to keep some and take them away.
But would Xuanyuan Yao do such a down-to-earth thing? If he could, what expression and tone should he use to remind her?
When her thoughts turned to this, Murong Qianqian immediately cursed "shit", thinking that she was too spineless, how could she still think of Xuanyuan Yao who killed a thousand swords at this moment.
Seeing that Murong Qianqian had been absent-minded, the village chief bowed and asked with a smile: "Mother of the Land, have you eaten enough?"
Chapter completed!