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Chapter 541 Subway Clown

"It's easy to deal with, look at me." Tang Ye immediately walked forward, and at this time the man was pushing the cleaner aunt with his hand, and suddenly pushed her back and fell to the ground.

Tang Ye stretched out his hand, grabbed the aunt's arm, and helped her up.

Seeing that Tang Ye was majestic and mighty, his temper suddenly weakened. Tang Ye asked Auntie: "It's okay, aunt."

"Ah, it's okay, thank you, boy."

"You're welcome, hey, you guy, are too rude to your aunt. I want you to apologize to him now." Tang Ye said with a sneer and looked at him. The man's face changed instantly, and he became much gentler. After all, Tang Ye's shoulders

He was wide and thick, with a high nose bridge and a wide forehead. There was a tone of orders in his words that could not be disobeyed, which made him feel ashamed immediately.

But this man's wife was not easy to talk to. After wiping the butt of the child, he cursed: "Which onion is he? Why do you want to apologize? Do you care about the heaven and earth, don't care about the person's shit and fart, mom

, The emperor doesn't care about these things, but you are so domineering. Who do you think you are? You are even more powerful than the emperor? Is there any other way to the king?" The shrew was very unreasonable, sharp-tongued, and Tang Ye was so angry that he just wanted to take her

The three-inch tongue was cut off on the spot.

"Okay, I'll go to your kitchen to pick up shit now and pull a bunch of shit on your bed. I guess you will agree, right?" Tang Ye asked with a smile. More and more people watching, all

They accused the shameless couple, but Tang Ye could not use violence. After all, this place is just a subway, and violence is prone to violence and is not suitable for ordinary people.

The woman scolded again: "Whatever you do, have we pulled your house? Is this your house or your territory." "You are right, the country is the home. I am in this country, this is not me.

What is the home?" Tang Ye said with a smile.

Seeing that Tang Ye was not moving, the man was no longer afraid, but walked up to him and said, "Don't meddle in other people's business, otherwise I'll let you taste the feeling of panda eyes."

"Oh? Is that so? My favorite animal is panda. I also like to see others pretending to be pandas to show me. I see that you look round and fat, and you are very similar to the panda's physique. Since that's the case, you will be today

Pretend to show everyone once, it can be regarded as showing your son."

Everyone laughed immediately. The man was shy and took the initiative. He swung his right hand and hit Tang Ye's left temple. Tang Ye was prepared for a long time, and his body was still moving. He shook his hand and said with a loud bang.

Hit the man's eyes, the man staggered back a few steps, his feet were unstable, and he suddenly chewed his mouth, but he was impartial, his mouth was chewing on his child's shit, and he immediately

He was about to vomit with a slight sound.

Everyone in the audience burst into laughter. At this time, several security personnel came and were about to take the man away. They found that he looked defecated and didn't want to get close. At this time, the subway arrived, and Tang Ye hugged Dong Qiaoqiao and walked into the subway, waved his hand.

He said, "By bye, giant panda." When everyone looked at each other, the man's eyes had already darkened.

The two sat down, and Dong Qiaoqiao smiled and said, "You are so good at doing things. It's so exciting. I think you're doing something very beautifully. I really want to kiss you." When he said the last sentence, Dong Qiaoqiao's voice was weak and he was a little embarrassed.

.

"Then come on, why are you doing so stingy to show your affection? This is a good thing, come on." Tang Ye immediately turned his face over, but Dong Qiaoqiao still didn't dare to kiss her. Because there were many people next to her, looking at them both with them.

Ye Tang Ye shouted: "Hello, hurry up."

Dong Qiaoqiao chuckled and was about to kiss her, but Tang Yezao turned his head and said, "Forget it, it would be better for me to kiss you on my own initiative." As he said that, he hugged her head with both hands and kissed her mouth. Dong Qiaoqiao was a little bit

Sorry, he closed his eyes happily. A pair of foreigners sat opposite him, one white and one black. The two took a camera and took a photo, with their cracked mouths revealing their snow-white teeth to watch.

After kissing for a while, Tang Ye opened his mouth and said, "Wow, it's so good." Dong Qiaoqiao chuckled and hit his chest with a small fist.

Tang Ye smiled and said, "Don't worry, no one will say anything to you. On the contrary, they will admire us very much."

Just at this moment, a beautiful woman behind her fart with a loud voice, and the sound was very loud. She was originally talking loudly to the sisters next to her, and when she was most passionate, she immediately calmed down.

Go down.

The scene was very awkward, and the woman also collapsed, looked at the ground, and didn't dare to speak anymore. She was in awkwardness, not knowing how to break through this awkward situation.

Tang Ye smiled and said, "Sorry, everyone, I kissed my girlfriend just now, and I had been holding it for too long, so I couldn't help but come to refresh the air to prevent insufficient oxygen in the car and cause hypoxia."

The audience burst into laughter again. The woman with glasses, who was blushing and laughed immediately, but she was very embarrassed and her head lowered. Dong Qiaoqiao said gently in his ear: "You are quite good at doing it."

Good thing."

"Of course, if it were you, I would also bear it for you. Women are always too embarrassed, hehehe." Tang Ye deliberately opened his mouth and made a erotic expression. "Go to yours

Let's ignore you." Dong Qiaoqiao turned her head and soon arrived at the terminal. The fart woman left the station with Tang Ye and the other two. Tang Ye and the other two walked five or six miles and came to the lakeside in the suburbs.

, I saw a few words that read: "Datang Gongzhai." The room was made of ancient room mode and had a retro flavor.

Many high-end cars were parked in front of the door, and the two entered directly. As soon as they entered the door, a few six girls in colorful clothes in Tang suits bowed to Tang Ye and shouted softly, "Hello, sir."

Tang Ye was flattered and said with a smile: "Does this adult refer to Heshen or Gao Lishi?" Dong Qiaoqiao hit him and said: "This is the Tang Dynasty flavor. All etiquette and facilities are set according to the decorations of the Tang Dynasty.

of."

"Oh, so that's it. I don't know if I can enjoy the services of the Three Palaces and Six Courtyards and Three Thousand Beauties. I heard that Emperor Minghuang of Tang Li Longji has more than 40,000 little wives. If this happens, I will die if I don't do anything.

That's strange." Tang Ye said softly.

"You, I'll beat you." Dong Qiaoqiao came over again and again. Tang Ye hugged her in his arms and said with a smile: "Just kidding, why are you doing so seriously?"

"You can make any other jokes, but you must not make such jokes randomly." She pouted angrily. Tang Ye nodded and said repeatedly: "Okay, okay, ok."

The two entered the hall and were led by two girls to a room. They took a thin boy and placed it in front of them. Tang Ye saw the interior carved beams and painted buildings, ancient windows and lands, and couldn't help but sigh: "I believe there is one."

People with money must like to come here.”

"Why?" Dong Qiaoqiao asked with a smile.

"Because there are many beauties here."

"Come again, the dog can't spit out ivory. We are here to have fun and eat, so we are not allowed to talk about beauty all the time."

"You are a beauty. If you don't talk about beauty, you just don't let me talk about you. How can this happen?" Tang Ye said with a smile. Dong Qiaoqiao shook her head, picked up the thin piece and looked at it: "West Lake roasted sheep, Huaqing Pond bathing, Lishan

Hunting, Qin Nu's Breaking Formation Dance, what else is Gong Yan, Double Cultivation Banquet, Huang Yuan Dance, etc. She couldn't help but sigh and said, "Wow, it seems that our ancestors are very good at enjoying it, so much fun

Eat it.”

"Of course, they are rich and powerful. When they have enough food, they can take off their clothes when they are tired. When they see they keep eating, they can continue to eat. After they finish eating, they continue to watch." Tang Ye said with a smile.

"Go to yours, waiter, we both want to eat West Lake roasted lamb, and then see what Huangyuanwu."

"Okay, Miss." Tang Ye immediately called out and said, "Oh, wait, I don't want it. I want to take a bath in Huaqing Pond. It's cold now, so it should be nice to take a hot spring." Tang Ye said with a smile.

"I don't want it, I just want West Lake roast lamb."

"Finally, let's finish eating the mutton and go to watch the dance, okay?" Tang Ye hugged Dong Qiaoqiao and asked. The girl was more willful and would compromise as long as she coaxed her. Tang Ye knew this well.

Dong Qiaoqiao shook her head and expressed helpless agreement. The two of them were led to a green grass by the lake. Once upon a time, there were green trees all around. Obviously, this area was renovated. The lake water was very clear, and although it was winter, there were grass and trees.

It is still lush. An ancient ship appeared in front of you, and it was divided into two floors, which was a bit like a * city tower.

The two got on the boat, followed by eight dancers, and four eunuchs-like people, eunuch dancers, and dancers were waiting beside the two. There was a stove inside, with tables and chairs on all sides, and a roast on the steel bracket.

The whole sheep is emitting fragrant smoke, which makes people feel very delicious at first glance.

The two of them were cutting and eating. Tang Ye looked at the dancer next to him very beautiful and couldn't help but take a few more glances. But Dong Qiaoqiao didn't want her to. She didn't want Tang Ye to stare at the girl and said loudly: "

You guys go down, don't be here." The eight girls immediately retreated.

Tang Ye asked with a smile: "You drove them away because you were afraid that they would hinder our intimacy."

"Who is intimate with you? It's just that someone is watching me from the side, and I can't eat it."

"Come on, let me kiss her." As he said that, he was about to kiss her. Dong Qiaoqiao stuffed a piece of lamb leg meat that had just been cut into Tang Ye's mouth and said, "Eat mutton and you."

"You are my lamb, I want to eat sheep, I want to eat sheep." Tang Ye hugged Dong Qiaoqiao's face and kissed her. At this time, eight dancers walked in, some holding pipa, some holding pipa, some

Some were holding the erhu, some were holding the organ, wearing the gorgeous costumes of the Tang Dynasty, exposing their thighs and half of their chests. When they kicked their legs, most of their thighs and even their white butts were exposed.

Tang Ye's eyes were stunned for a moment. When Dong Qiaoqiao saw it, she immediately said loudly: "What are you doing? Stop, stop quickly, stop, stop." The dancers stopped immediately, after all, the guests are God." Go down.

, go down.”

A waitress said, "But they all have to pay when they come." "Why, I'm afraid I won't be able to get rich, so I will pay as much as possible. But don't perform this kind of dance anymore. Is it disgusting?"

"If a man is not lustful, it means it is not normal. I am lustful. You should be happy. After all, you are the only one in my heart." Tang Ye Xiao said. Dong Qiaoqiao was angry and stared at her eyes and ignored Tang Ye. Tang Ye Xiao said:

"I'm already full, let's go to Huaqing Pool. I want to know how Emperor Minghuang and Yang Guifei went to Huaqing Pool back then. If there were cameras to record it, it would definitely be sold for a lot of money now."

"I just knew you wouldn't say good things." Dong Qiaoqiao murmured.

"I mean, look, this Emperor Xuanzong of Tang was 62 years old and married Yang Yuhuan, who was 27 years old. Think about it, the old husband and young wife, how wonderful it would be to make a movie." Tang Ye smiled and said.

. "Don't disgust me, I'm going to vomit."

"What are you vomiting, let's go." Tang Ye held her hand and walked out of the boat. He called out to several eunuchs who were rocking the boat and said, "Hey, waiter, we are going to go to Huaqing Pond to take a hot spring."
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