Chapter 168 Co-author I am a pervert (second update)

Yang Yunyi ignored what Sun Yue said about Xiaoni at all. Xiaoni's matter itself is very complicated.

It sounds like poverty alleviation, but it is actually a crime.

In this case, let’s just stop talking about it.

Yang Yunyi continued: "Oh, I twisted my waist when I went out today. It's really uncomfortable and I want to cry!"

Sun Yue patted Yang Yunyi: "Hey!"

Yang Yunyi was still babbling, and Sun Yue couldn't listen anymore.

"I said, you have no feeling in your arms, right?"

Yang Yunyi asked in a deliberately loud voice: "Ah, what did you say?"

Sun Yue said helplessly: "I mean, let you take a look and come and see me!"

Sun Yue said angrily: "I'm asking, where are you going?"

Yang Yunyi was angry: "I am your second uncle!"

Yang Yunyi got angry, looked at Sun Yue and asked: "Why do you push your second uncle? Your second uncle is old, you have to be careful."

Yang Yunyi looked even more disbelieving: "You idiot, don't get caught stealing someone's underwear."

The audience in the audience soon burst into laughter.

"Of course I wasn't that heavy when I was a kid!"

Sun Yue wiped the sweat from his forehead and replied: "I'm afraid you can't hear me!"

Sun Yue said helplessly: "You're the one who got the feedback yourself, right? Oops, it's driving me crazy, my second uncle!"

Just as Sun Yue was about to speak, Yang Yunyi said something else.

"Oh, you are asking your eldest brother! Hey, your eldest brother is not as good as you!"

Sun Yue clapped the back of his hands and said, "Follow me wherever I say!"

"You mean you caught up!"

The audience also echoed: "Actually, it can be your son!"

Sun Yue didn't believe it: "With your body, you can hug me?"

Yang Yunyi understood, nodded and said: "You are asking my boss, your aunt, your aunt went to the square to find an old man to dance."

Sun Yue showed a smile on his face and asked: "How do you say this?

Yang Yunyi replied: "Brother of yours, hey, let's not talk about it anymore. It's such a pity. What if you were my son?"

Yang Yunyi said angrily: "You idiot, please be more careful when I see you next time."

Yang Yunyi said again: "I wish you were my son!"

Yang Yunyi sighed: "My son has been stealing all day long, and recently he has become a pickpocket again! You think I'm old, what should I do?"

He then said to Yang Yunyi: "It's just Er Fool, at least Er Fool sounds like a person's name!"

Sun Yue stopped him and said, "Don't keep saying this, I can't be your son, don't even think about it!"

Yang Yunyi exclaimed, and the audience below also exclaimed, and some even called his grandson to be good.

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry and said: "What? These are not even close to each other. Let's talk about it."

Sun Yue pointed at himself, hoping that Yang Yunyi would recognize him.

Sun Yue, who heard this, defended himself: "I don't care!"

He said: "No, why did you hear this?"

Yang Yunyi took a closer look and said, "You idiot!"

Where did the court come from? How was this made up?

These are all messy things. Fortunately, Yang Yunyi can think of them and just talk about these nonsense.

"You stole someone's panties?"

Yang Yunyi heard this sentence.

"I am your second uncle!"

The audience had already understood it, and by the time Sun Yue figured it out, he was a pervert as the co-writer.

Sun Yue didn't know what to say for a moment, he was angry and funny.

Sun Yue yelled: "What elephant? Who is the elephant? It's me!"

Yang Yunyi became a little angry and said with a stern face: "Louder, your second uncle can't hear you!"

The audience laughed out loud. To them, they didn't care what Yang Yunyi said about Sun Yue, as long as it was funny.

Yang Yunyi supported his waist and said oh.

Sun Yue hurriedly explained: "What do you mean by learning from me? There is no such thing! Where are all these things you said!"

After Sun Yue exclaimed, he realized something was wrong.

Yang Yunyi groaned, with a look of heartache on his face.

Sun Yue yelled: "Good guys, these two old men are not serious!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Haha, don't be convinced! If I hadn't held you when you were a child, you would have fallen into the manure pit."

Sun Yue was stunned for a moment, with a look of disbelief on his face.

Sun Yue said helplessly: "You can't hear me?"

Yang Yunyi snorted and said: "You didn't catch up with the Boxer Rebellion back then!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi in surprise and put his hands behind his back.

"You kid, you need to know that it was the second uncle who brought you up."

With a kind smile on his face, Yang Yunyi replied: "My ears just keep popping up like this!"

Sun Yue replied: "Second uncle, don't be anxious. If you have time, I will talk about him for you!"

Sun Yue hummed and looked up at Yang Yunyi.

"Ouch, my ears don't work anymore, so it's really hard for you!"

Sun Yue made a trumpet shape with his hands and shouted in Yang Yunyi's ear: "Where are you going?"

Then he said: "It turns out to be an elephant. Why did you escape from the zoo?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I am your second uncle!"

Sun Yue was unhappy: "What's the difference between an elephant and a baby elephant? Aren't they both elephants? Me, take a closer look at me!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Please speak louder, your second uncle is old now and his ears are hard to use."

Yang Yunyi asked: "Why, you weighed more than 300 pounds since you were a child, right?"

Yang Yunyi looked shocked: "What, I learned from you, you are also a pickpocket?"

Before he finished speaking, Sun Yue understood.

"Why did you fall into the cesspit? The more I talk about it, the more outrageous it becomes. Everyone, take a look, this is disrespectful!"

Yang Yunyi nodded with satisfaction: "Just tell me to go to court, that's fine! Surrender yourself as soon as possible. If you confess, you will be lenient."

The audience began to applaud, and Sun Yue quickly shouted: "Why are you applauding!"

Some viewers said: "It could also be my son!"

Yang Yunyi asked: "How about puppies, or fish eggs or something?"

Sun Yue shouted: "Stop, can you keep saying this? Let me ask you, where are you going?"

Yang Yunyi shouted with sound effects and echoes: "Please speak louder!"

"Why have I become such a fool!"

After the audience roared twice, Sun Yue began to answer.

After saying this, Sun Yue was amused by Yang Yunyi's nonsense.

Yang Yunyi spoke again: "Speak louder!"

At this moment, Sun Yue had a lot of uncles inexplicably, which caught him off guard.

Even if Yang Yunyi recognized him, he wouldn't be able to say Sun Yue's name!

With a smile on his face, he said, "Oh, little elephant!"

Sun Yue understood and said, "I'm asking you where you are going?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and became even more angry.

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi and said, "Don't even think about it!"

Sun Yue mocked: "What's the use of that? I thought you were joining the Boxer Rebellion, really."

It's just that now, when Sun Yue faces a deaf person, it really feels hard to speak.

Even if he is a person who begs for food through language arts, if he really meets such a person, he will vomit three liters of blood!

There is really nothing I can do to deal with such a person, and I still cannot have a temper.

I'm moving tomorrow and will resume updating after I've been busy for the past two days. It's the end of the month, remember to vote for the monthly ticket, otherwise it will expire. Thank you.
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