Chapter 189: Your father was suddenly disturbed (first update)

Yang Yunyi said: "Sometimes, Teacher Sun's father takes a ship to go to sea, three decks with foreigners!"

Sun Yue understood: "Big ship!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Teacher Sun's father stood on the top and asked us to swing the oars. What is the boat?"

Halfway through the song, Yang Yunyi turned to look at Sun Yue.

"How about the boat?"

Sun Yue replied: "The boat pushes away the waves!"

After saying that, he felt something was wrong.

"You mean my dad rowed it out. Such a big boat must be exhausted!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing, it was so interesting, so special.

The two living treasures work together perfectly.

Sun Yue said: "Even if it's just one pot, it won't cost much!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "No, the pirate said with tears, you are still ruthless in making money!"

And some people who do do this may not be happy.

"The pirate saw Sun Yue's father and asked for money!"

Sun Yue sighed and said, "What do you mean by this?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, that's what it means. If you misunderstand me, there's nothing I can do about it! What I mean is that this pot of pig intestines costs at least two to three hundred yuan!"

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi: "The pot you are talking about, is it the one in the morning, or the other pot you made at noon?"

After hearing this, Sun Yue was puzzled.

Yang Yunyi said: "I don't understand anyway, so let's just describe it like this! Anyway, it's dangerous to go by boat!"

Sun Yue asked: "Why do you eat intestines in the morning and eat intestines at noon?"

Sun Yue scolded: "Go, go, tell me why my father wants to give you four million. No matter how much money you have, you can't mess with it like this!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Teacher Sun, although I still eat intestines now, the intestines at noon are different from the intestines in the morning. The intestines at noon are processed differently compared to the intestines in the morning!"

"Suddenly?" Sun Yue covered his chest with palpitations on his face.

Yang Yunyi said: "It's just morning. I eat pig intestines in the morning. It's noon, and it's even more luxurious at noon! Another pot is brought up!"

Sun Yue was puzzled: "How much can we spend on breakfast?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun's father has a lot of money, and he really won't mess with it like this. He told the pirates at that time, you rob three million, I will give you four million, but you have to give me a ten million ticket

invoice!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "What are you talking about? The pirates were crying. Tears flowed from the only eye left."

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi playing tricks and said, eh, eh, several times.

Sun Yue was puzzled: "What are you enjoying?"

Sun Yue asked: "Then what does my father eat?"

Sun Yue understood: "The approach is different!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun's father will spend as much money as he can on breakfast when he wakes up in the morning!"

But Sun Yue stood up and scolded: "You just feel like you are meeting your relatives. Do you think you can talk like that?"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and said: "Teacher Sun, I don't allow you to say that about my brother!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Let's have breakfast. Five or six yuan is considered a luxury. But Teacher Sun's father is different. He doesn't eat soy milk and fried dough sticks. It's not in line with his status."

Yang Yunyi sighed and explained: "Teacher Sun, don't be angry. I'm just describing it, not telling the truth."

Sun Yue refused: "Then you can't describe it blindly!"

Sun Yue nodded and said: "Yes, if you have money, spend it!"

It’s also fun because it speaks to one’s heart.

Yang Yunyi groaned: "Teacher Sun, don't worry! Your father sneered at that time. The pirate thought he was mocking him and was about to kill your father."

Yang Yunyi replied: "Eating squatting! Everyone knows what this is, it is a pot of pig intestines! This can also be regarded as a local snack here, this pig intestines!"

This sentence is very in line with the domestic conditions!

Sun Yue shouted: "Stop it, are you disgusting?"

Yang Yunyi continued: "After returning to China, Teacher Sun's father resigned."

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue suspiciously, and then exclaimed.

Yang Yunyi replied: "Sun Yue's father encountered pirates when he was on the high seas!"

It is true that many people do this, so the burden of integrating it into reality is indeed worthy of Coke.

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, after I quit my job, I stayed in the house counting money every day. After that, my only hobby was spending money. I just thought about it every day, how can I spend money! Now in his life

Ah, that’s all the fun.”

Yang Yunyi replied: "Teacher Sun's father is a big businessman and entrepreneur, and he knows how to do business!"

Yang Yunyi said: "No, it's Teacher Sun's father's sneer that tells the pirates. If you want three million US dollars, I'll give you four million!"

"Yes, yes!" Apparently Sun Yue had also seen it.

"Yes, it's the intestines!"

The audience started laughing again and joined in to take advantage.

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry and said: "How can we still do it if we just submit this invoice?"

Yang Yunyi chuckled twice: "Teacher Sun, you still look down on your father. Your father is rich and doesn't eat leftovers!"

Sun Yue was quite satisfied: "My father is called calm in times of crisis!"

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi: "Why didn't I understand? My father was robbed by pirates. What does this have to do with my father being able to do business?"

After hearing this, Yang Yunyi continued: "The pirates said three million dollars, which is US dollars! But when Teacher Sun's father heard about three million US dollars, he was immediately happy."

Sun Yue asked: "What's the matter? Are you moved?"

"Danger, why don't you tell me what the danger is?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Teacher Sun's father rarely allows others to touch pig intestines. Even Teacher Sun does not allow him to eat them. When his father sees pig intestines, it is like meeting a relative."

Sun Yue exclaimed: "Since you have to pay attention to your status, I dare to ask, is this basin filled with intestines?"

Yang Yunyi said: "At that time, everyone present was frightened. Only Teacher Sun's father asked how much it would cost."

Sun Yue agreed: "Pirates are all like this!"

Sun Yue curled his lips: "Oh, my dad even met a pirate!"

Yang Yunyi said: "You must have all seen the pirates in TV series and movies. They have unkempt beards, long hair, and there is something wrong with one eye!"

Hearing this, Sun Yue couldn't help but laugh.

The audience burst into laughter and instantly understood what Yang Yunyi was talking about.

Sun Yue groaned and said in disbelief: "My father must be a fool. He asked for three million, but he gave him four million, and it was still US dollars!"

"The pirates are gone!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "It's like this. In the morning, the intestines were chopped into pieces like this, and at noon, there was one piece, which was plated in the basin!"

Yang Yunyi was unhappy when he heard this.

"What do you mean, am I disgusting? Your father doesn't think it's disgusting!"

As soon as he said these words, Sun Yue immediately noticed something was wrong.

This guy always likes to take advantage, and he must be addicted to taking advantage!

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Chapter completed!