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Chapter 229 Ask me if you don't understand

Chapter 229 If you don’t understand, you have to ask me (please subscribe)

Author: Jin Chanshi

Chapter 229 If you don’t understand, you have to ask me (please subscribe)

Yang Yunyi said: "This cloning, how should I put it, is the clinical application of medicine. It is quite troublesome, you know!"

Sun Yue chuckled twice and replied arrogantly: "I don't know!"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue: "Anyway, this thing is quite troublesome. It's just copying. You know, copying!"

Sun Yue nodded: "You are right, cloning is copying!"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said: "No, I mean copying, do you understand?"

Sun Yue replied: "I understand, copying is cloning, and cloning is copying!"

Yang Yunyi let out an ouch: "I'll be risking my life by talking to you. Even with your intelligence, you don't understand even if I discuss this issue with you!"

Sun Yue yelled: "No, why don't I understand? Cloning means copying! Why don't I understand?"

Yang Yunyi snorted: "You understand, that's okay, you still have some brains!"

Sun Yue glared at Yang Yunyi: "Fuck you, you are just talking nonsense, who has lost his mind?"

Yang Yunyi smiled at the audience and said: "I thought this crosstalk actor was mentally ill, because when we were in the psychiatric department, we were scientists."

Sun Yue quickly interrupted: "Wait a minute, where are you? Psychiatry?"

The audience burst into laughter. Yes, scientists are in the psychiatry department, and those in the psychiatry department say they are scientists.

Yang Yunyi glared at Sun Yue, and said with dissatisfaction: "What are you talking about? I said that when I was at the Academy of Sciences, when we scientists were squatting there to discuss these things, we could understand it just by talking about it, and it was clear at a glance!"

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi with a suspicious look on his face: "Why, scientists are all squatting there to discuss things?"

Yang Yunyi groaned and said, "Yes, what's wrong? Aren't you convinced?"

Sun Yue couldn't laugh or cry: "Who is not convinced? I just want to say, why don't you sit down for a while?"

Yang Yunyi was too lazy to argue with Sun Yue and continued: "Copying, anything can be copied, including you, of course!"

Sun Yue yelled, with a look of disbelief on his face: "I can copy it too!"

Yang Yunyi said proudly: "Of course, copying you will cost about forty-one yuan."

Sun Yue exclaimed: "Then I'm really cheap, but you have the parts and components, which is pretty good."

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue on the shoulder and comforted him: "Don't be discouraged. If it doesn't work, I will give you an increase. Otherwise, fifty, let's make up a round number!"

The audience laughed again, your number was so complete that it was completely incomprehensible.

Forty-one makes up to fifty, why don't you reduce it by one dollar to forty?

Sun Yue said angrily: "I need you to round up the numbers for me. It's useless to round them up."

Yang Yunyi said: "It doesn't matter, I will buy you a white porcelain jar when the time comes, the same jar where haggis is sold. Find water to rinse it clean, and then find a rag. Wipe it clean inside and out.

It must be wiped clean!”

Sun Yue interrupted: "No, why did you do this?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Don't worry, after wiping it clean, look for a rubber tube like this. There is a needle on the other side, you know! Use this needle to prick your stomach, take a sip here, and then suck it out and spit it out!"

Sun Yue chuckled: "Everyone, you can see, this is changing the water in the fish tank!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Why are you just changing the water in the fish tank? You can just steal the gasoline!"

Upon hearing this, Sun Yue said: "Okay, this is all nonsense. What I'm talking about is copying, copying!"

The audience thought to themselves, don't tell me, stealing gasoline can really be done this way.

But it's best not to go because it's illegal.

If you really have no choice, you can't go.

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue and said, "Don't worry, I'll get some blood for you first so that it can be easily copied. Your genes are all here!"

When Sun Yue heard that it turned out to be this, he made a few oohs and aahs.

Yang Yunyi continued: "Use this tube to suck four hundred kilograms of blood from your body!"

Sun Yue exclaimed: "Four hundred kilograms, where did all this blood come from?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue in surprise: "No?"

Sun Yue waved his hand and replied: "Without these, there would be no four hundred catties!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he changed his mind and said: "Since there is not four hundred catties, then let's take less. But even if there are not four hundred catties, then just drink some, and you have to add water!"

Sun Yue was stunned: "Wait a moment, wait a moment, why do you still have to add water?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Of course, not only do you have to add water, but you also have to put some salt in it. After adding the salt, you also need to add some Sichuan peppercorns, and it is best to add some MSG to make it look fresh!"

Sun Yue interrupted: "No, are you a clone?"

Yang Yunyi was dissatisfied with being interrupted and said angrily: "Can you let me finish?"

Sun Yueyi stretched out his hand: "Okay, okay, finish what you said!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I will put your photo up when the time comes. There is a switch at the bottom. When you press it, it says start cooking. Just wait now. I think I can wait half an hour!"

Sun Yue chuckled twice: "Put me in the rice cooker, don't wait for half an hour!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "After waiting like this for half an hour, the lamp suddenly jumped and jumped to the insulation area. At this time, I had to open the lid of the pot. As soon as the lid was opened, Sun Yue was born."

Sun Yue sneered: "Just copy it like that?"

Yang Yunyi said: "No, later on, this technology was learned by people who make blood tofu. This is cloning. In fact, it uses a very simple principle to explain it clearly to you."

Sun Yue chuckled: "Oh, I finally understand."

Yang Yunyi added: "Let's talk about some specific things. For example, when you talk about cross talk, when you are backstage, you ask me many questions for advice. Don't you know this?"

Sun Yue yelled: "If you didn't tell me now, I really wouldn't know!"

Not to mention that Sun Yue didn't know, neither did the crosstalk actors backstage, nor did the audience below.

However, the audience no longer believed Yang Yunyi at this moment, and this guy was not holding back.

Maybe you are going to make up nonsense and talk nonsense!

Yang Yunyi said: "Then I have to explain it to you. For example, there is an old gentleman named Zhang Wenshun backstage."

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, yes, there is such a person!"

Yang Yunyi said: "This old man, a person of such an age, still wants to ask me if he doesn't understand something."

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi suspiciously: "Tell me, what did Mr. Zhang ask you?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I met Mr. Zhang backstage today. When he saw me, he shouted, Yang Yunyi, let me ask you a question. I had a dream last night. What happened?"

Sun Yue asked strangely: "So what is going on?"

Yang Yunyi said: "I said it's okay. Dreams are just thoughts in my mind. Just don't think about it too much. But this Mr. Zhang was not happy. He said, but I dreamed that I was a cow and I was grazing on the mountain."

Sun Yue groaned: "What then?"

Obviously, Sun Yue is also interested in the story behind it.

The audience in the audience was more interested.

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