Chapter 333 You don’t know where the United Nations is (please subscribe)

Author: Jin Chanshi

Chapter 333 You don’t know where the United Nations is (please subscribe)

"No, how did you know about the research results of our college?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue with a puzzled expression, as if he was looking at the Trisolaran Man.

Sun Yue couldn't stand the look in Yang Yunyi's eyes and said: "Don't look at it, I have nothing to do with the Trisolarans. The reason why I know these messy things you are talking about is that I also see the Trisolaris!"

Yang Yunyi didn't believe it and said: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. You also know about Trisolaris. Do you know how we discovered the secrets of the extraterrestrial civilization and the Trisolarans?"

Sun Yue said: "Tell me about it!"

Yang Yunyi said: "We discovered the secret of the Trisolarans with a telescope."

Sun Yue hummed and turned to look at Yang Yunyi.

"What the hell, a telescope?"

Yang Yunyi also felt that he was a bit far-fetched, so he said: "The astronomical telescope, with its precision and accuracy, the universe is twinkling!"

Sun Yue: "Isn't it really from Da Liu's book?"

Yang Yunyi said harshly: "They are all different. The Trisolaran we study is different from the one in the book!"

Sun Yue said: "Oh, it's different. What's the difference?"

Yang Yunyi said: "I found out that the Trisolarans are deceiving us earthlings. They want to capture the earth!"

Sun Yue pointed at Yang Yunyi and said to the audience: "Yes, it's still Da Liu's book!"

Sun Yue then said: "No, can you tell me something new?"

Yang Yunyi thought about it for a while and found out that it really happened.

"Yes, before the Trisolarans want to capture the Earth, they have to choose their followers on the Earth. But unfortunately, I, who was studying them just now, was chosen by them."

When Sun Yue heard this, he clicked his tongue twice: "Then you betrayed all mankind?"

The audience also wants to know what Yang Yunyi will say next.

Yang Yunyi was not happy: "How could I betray humans! I was not happy at the time. I said I would not agree. I am an earthling, how could I do something for aliens!"

Sun Yue praised: "You have character and integrity!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Three-body people said that if you don't help me, I will control you, I will enslave you!"

Sun Yue asked curiously: "Then how did you do it?"

Yang Yunyi smiled and replied: "If you ask this, that's the end of the question. Looking at the Trisolaran, I chuckled twice, and then I said, Sir, please give me your instructions!"

Yang Yunyi's change of face made the audience laugh out loud. Isn't this just a double-skinned look?

Sun Yue said: "Good fellow, aren't you a traitor?"

Yang Yunyi was not happy: "What do you mean by a traitor? Isn't it called a man who understands current affairs and is a hero? Besides, I am working as an undercover agent for mankind! When the Trisolarans attack the earth, I will notify mankind immediately.

High-rise!"

Sun Yue yelled: "You, you still informed the higher-ups on Earth that you have their phone numbers!"

Yang Yunyi looked disdainful: "You underestimate the technology of the Trisolarans. Give them back their phone numbers. I don't have their phone numbers!"

Sun Yue said: "In that case, do you know where the United Nations is?"

Yang Yunyi fell into deep thought and looked at Sun Yue.

"Well, this, this!"

Sun Yue looked surprised: "No, you don't even know where the United Nations is! Is this what Tsinghua Tongfang University teaches you?"

Yang Yunyi corrected: "It's not Tsinghua Tongfang University, it's Tsinghua University Tongfang College!"

Sun Yue said: "Yes, yes, no matter it is Tsinghua University Tongfang or Tsinghua University Tongfang, just tell me, do you know where the United Nations is?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Isn't it in the United States?"

Sun Yue asked: "Where is the United States?"

Yang Yunyi said: "You are a cow in the United States!"

Sun Yue groaned, not understanding it at all.

The audience understood it, what he said was awesome!

Sun Yue repeated: "Where, you repeat it!"

Yang Yunyi was angry and unhappy.

"Niu-yo-er, you got it!"

Sun Yue said angrily: "That's New York, the second largest city in the United States!"

Yang Yunyi suddenly realized: "Well, since New York is the second city, where is the first city?"

Sun Yue replied: "It's Hua."

Before he finished speaking, he looked at Yang Yunyi and remained silent.

Then he said: "Hezhu, you don't know anything, do you?"

Yang Yunyi said: "How can it be possible? The largest city in the United States is New York!"

Sun Yue had already covered his forehead, and the audience was laughing crazy. What kind of school is Tsinghua Tongfang?

To be able to teach such a genius, I'm afraid they are just some crouching dragons and phoenixes!

Sun Yue said fiercely: "Listen carefully, the second largest city in the United States is New York, and the largest city is Washington!"

Yang Yunyi frowned and sighed.

"Isn't this Washington a president?"

Sun Yue said: "Hey, you also know that Washington is the president. Yes, Washington is also the president!"

Yang Yunyi suddenly realized, and then asked: "Then, is Washington as big as our QQHE?"

Sun Yue was stunned, and the audience below laughed again.

No brother, how did you suddenly think of QQHE? What kind of brain circuit is it?

You suddenly brought QQHE up to talk about something, and QQHE was quite happy to know about it.

Sun Yue didn't understand either and looked at Yang Yunyi solemnly.

Sun Yue said: "You must be sick!"

Yang Yunyi retorted: "You are the only one who is sick, your whole family is sick!"

Sun Yue said: "Since you are not sick, why did you suddenly ask about QQHE?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "We have quite a few actors backstage who are from QQHE, so I'll help ask!"

Sun Yue gave Yang Yunyi a roll of his eyes: "Okay, let's not discuss these, let's talk about the Trisolaran you mentioned! You are in the Trisolaran, you are undercover, right?"

Yang Yunyi smiled: "Yes, I am an undercover agent for all mankind, stealing information about the Trisolarans. When the Trisolarans call, I will contact the higher-ups of our planet!"

Sun Yue said: "Contact the senior management, do you have their phone number?"

Yang Yunyi glanced at Sun Yue and put his hands into his sleeves.

Seeing this, Sun Yue asked doubtfully: "What's wrong?"

Yang Yunyi said: "You said this just now, so I said I didn't. Then you said the United Nations headquarters is in Washington, where can I go to find them?"

Sun Yue: "I'm so angry. The United Nations is in New York, New York!"

Yang Yunyi said indifferently: "New York is New York! Let's do it all over again!"

Seeing this, Sun Yue could only do this.

"You'd better talk about the Trisolarans, aren't you working as an undercover agent there?"

Yang Yunyi nodded: "Yes, for the sake of all mankind, I will go undercover and steal information about the Trisolarans, and then hand it over to the organization and the country. Then we will eliminate the Trisolarans in one fell swoop!"

Sun Yue wondered: "No, why did you eliminate the Trisolarans in one fell swoop?"

Yang Yunyi said with a smile: "The Trisolarans asked me to give you a message. As long as you surrender to the Trisolarans, you will be rewarded with a big reward. Any glory, wealth, beauties and treasures are not a problem!"

Sun Yue shouted: "Daydreaming!"

Yang Yunyi noticed something was wrong and asked tentatively: "Did we just perform a sketch?"
Chapter completed!