Chapter 86: Just two sentences and it will kill my CPU.(1/2)
"What nonsense are you talking about?"
Looking at the serious Zhang Beixing, Liu Yi looked confused.
Tiger Leopard playing DJ??
A hidden weapon can take someone’s head a thousand meters away??
See if this is human language!
Why don't you step on your left foot and your right foot and go straight to the sky?
At this moment, he desperately wanted to open Zhang Beixing's head.
See what's going on in his head.
Only then can he say such illogical and outrageous things.
"That's the literal meaning. Don't you think it's embarrassing?"
Zhang Beixing asked rhetorically.
See him like this.
Liu Yi's expression returned to calm.
Based on his understanding of Zhang Beixing, this kid is completely out of his mind right now.
By chance, as Zhang Beixing’s teacher.
Liu Yi is really good at dealing with this situation!
Silently put down the chopsticks and raise your palms.
Seeing Liu Yi's behavior, Zhang Beixing felt that the word "danger" appeared in his head.
We still don’t have to wait for Zhang Beixing’s reaction.
"Huh——"
A strong gust of wind came.
The big hand of the cattail leaf fan carried an unstoppable and unavoidable force, and with lightning speed, it passed by Zhang Beixing's ear at a forty-five-degree angle, downwards and upwards
However, Zhang Beixing is no longer what he used to be, and he reacted quickly to avoid it.
I just wanted to complain but felt bad, so I honestly stopped talking, lowered my head and continued to think about the suggested things.
Liu Yi was also a little surprised. He didn't expect Zhang Beixing to react so quickly.
He was a bit worried about saving face, but Liu Yi couldn't bully the weak, so he could only pretend to be nonchalant and add a piece of pot-roasted pork to him.
"Eat!"
"Ouch!"
Zhang Beixing replied.
Then he held the bowl and continued eating.
Liu Yi sat there and ate by himself, occasionally putting two pieces of meat on Zhang Beixing's plate.
The two of them were silent for seven or eight minutes.
Liu Yi picked up a chopstick and put the pickled cabbage and white meat into Zhang Beixing's bowl.
Then he looked at Zhang Beixing and asked: "How are you doing with Baduanjin? Is it effective?"
"You sent a message before I was ready to practice."
Zhang Beixing said honestly, and then took the piece of pickled cabbage and white meat and the rice into his mouth.
"Ouch"
Liu Yi responded.
Then it fell into silence.
The main reason is that he really doesn't know what to say.
Leave it to Zhang Beixing to learn some martial arts skills.
Zhang Beixing is almost ready to master Yue's boxing skills, and he is not inferior to his own skills.
Let’s talk about Yue Po’s three armies.
The other party has also learned it.
Damn, look at it like this.
It seems that as a master, I really have nothing to teach you.
I have to say yes.
All that's left is his dark martial arts.
But words and deeds are meaningless.
One person practices one method at a time, and can only rely on his feelings to slowly explore and accumulate over time.
"Damn, thinking about it this way, it really gives me a headache."
"I can't just become this brat's master and then turn around and have to teach him everything!"
"If that's the case, I might as well not have accepted him as my disciple in the first place."
"Tsk, why don't you practice his actual combat skills?"
"Yes! I remember that this kid hasn't had much actual combat experience since he started practicing martial arts. This is not good. If he fights against others in the future, he will suffer a big loss!"
Liu Yi's eyes lit up and he looked at Zhang Beixing, already having a plan in his mind.
Noticing his gaze, Zhang Beixing raised his eyebrows slightly.
Although it’s a bit rude to say this.
But why does it always feel like this old fat guy isn’t holding anything back?
Something's wrong.
There is something wrong with 12 out of 10 points!
After Zhang Beixing finished his meal and was sent back to school by Liu Yi.
It's already nine o'clock in the evening.
The world is pitch black, and it is obviously not very realistic to go to the woods and tie up wires at this point.
So Zhang Beixing thought about it and decided to do this for today, and then worry about the steel wire and baduanjin tomorrow.
After all, he didn’t get nothing today.
At least I gained 0.5 ability points, and the new move Yue Po Sanjun.
Today is also a very hard day!
With this idea in mind.
When Zhang Beixing returned to his dormitory, he found a dozen beer bottles on the ground. Zheng Jituo and Dong Guoning were sitting next to Jin Linyu, who was drinking heavily.
They looked at Jin Linyu with complicated expressions.
Jin Linyu, on the other hand, had a sad expression on his face, looking hopeless.
"What is going on? What happened?"
Zhang Beixing asked.
It's so good, why did you start drinking in the dormitory?
And when you drink, you just drink. After drinking, you still don’t say anything, and you hesitate to talk. What’s the situation?
"Oh! Lao Jin, tell Lao Zhang!"
Zheng Jituo patted Jin Linyu on the shoulder and said that he really couldn't say such a thing.
After hearing his words, Zhang Beixing also took advantage of the situation.
I saw Jin Linyu pick up a bottle of beer and take a long sip.
The bitter wine enters the throat and causes pain in the heart.
Jin Linyu looked at Zhang Beixing with a bitter look on his face and said: "Old Zhang, you know that I have a girlfriend outside school, right? She really, really chills me!"
"She was cheated on by her best friend, and she cried to me at her leader's house that night, saying that she might as well have married my boyfriend."
Zhang Beixing: "??? Damn it, my CPU will be destroyed in just two sentences."
With that said, Zhang Beixing looked at Zheng Jituo and the others: "Apply for Chinese translation."
Dong Guoning: "To be honest, my KFC was burned down a long time ago."
Zheng Jituo spread his hands and replied with a confused and painful expression: "My brain reported an error. Someone please restart it for me."
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To be continued...