Squeak!

Bang!

As the braking sounded, a black supercar stopped steadily on the curb of this community in a steady posture.

Then,

A girl wearing a black one-piece leather jacket with a belt around her waist, a gun holster and some small combat accessories on her hands, and wearing universal tools. She looked very heroic and handsome, got out of the driver's seat and threw herself onto her car door.

‘…’

‘…’

This kind of non-federal government personnel who were dressed and openly equipped with guns quickly attracted the attention of many neighbors and pedestrians around. However, when they saw that the car logo was a hideous steel bear-head badge, they suddenly changed their sight and continued to work on their own affairs.

Because, they knew from the black sports car that used the badge as a car logo, that it must be the guardian of the earth, the personnel and vehicles of the Bear Shield Detective who have gradually replaced the functions of the United Nations and performed the duties of the world police. It is very common on the earth today and does not require them to be too surprised.

“Domestic sign No. 0309…”

"That's right, it must be here!"

After looking at the slightly crooked door number, then looking at the two small trees in the other party's courtyard that were slightly torn and the big tree in the neighbor's house that stretched over because of its lush branches and was also suffering. The girl took off the sunglasses on her nose and handed them to the tight clothes on her plump chest. After picking her beautiful waist, she walked straight into the courtyard of the house.

That's right!

Today, one of the senior executives of Bear ShieldDire, Director Nick Fury's capable general, and Black Widow Natasha Romanov, a member of the Avengers and an elite agent, drove to this wealthy community next to Pelham Bay Park, intending to perform one of her missions!

Dingdong~!

Ding Ding Dong~!!

After confirming the door number again and confirming that he had not gone to the wrong place, the black widow Natasha, who walked to the front door of the house, reached out and pressed the doorbell twice before holding her arms, stood outside the door leisurely and waited patiently.

‘Oh…’

‘Who? Is it a salesperson for insurance?’

'I have told you many times that my monk and my disciple are true Buddhas. Do you know what true Buddha means? We really don't need that kind of accident insurance, medical insurance, and we don't need that kind of home robbery insurance!'

‘No matter how chaotic you are in the Bronx, I can guarantee that no one dares to come to this acre of three-point land of my monk…’

A voice that was a bit irritable and boring, and obviously belonging to the young man, first came from the house and got closer and closer. Then, soon, as the door was opened, a young man wearing a gray-brown ugly monk's robe and a shining bald head with several rows of ring scars appeared in front of Natasha.

‘!!’

Bang!!

However, without waiting for Natasha to introduce herself, she only saw that the other party was stunned at first, and then quickly closed the door?

Fortunately, less than three seconds later, the other party quickly opened the wooden door. At this time, the other party had already changed into a famous brand casual outfit that looked a bit heroic and handsome?

“…”

Can changing clothes happen so quickly?!

Seeing the other party's outfit and thinking about the short time when the door was closed and the door was opened again, the black widow Natasha couldn't help but feel a little stunned, wondering what the other party did.

“!!”

"Hi~! This demon... Hello, girl, what's the matter with us? Are you going to sell insurance? Stop talking, come in quickly, we have changed our minds, no matter what you sell, we have bought them all!!"

At this time,

After discovering that someone "insurance seller" standing outside the door was a charming goblin, a monkey who turned into a human form rushed over quickly as soon as possible. While squeezing away a bald head who was about to speak, he hurriedly greeted him.

Moreover, he had something to say just now, that is: Even if the other party wants to sell her, he will definitely buy it because he is really not short of money!!

"Amitabha!"

"This female donor, whose name is Tang Xiaomeng, is Sanzang, is a second disciple of the Tathagata Buddha. She was reincarnated as Jin Chanzi and was awarded the title of Sandalwood Merit Buddha in Daleiyin Temple. She is still single, so you can consider returning to secular life... I wonder what is the price for this female donor to come here to find my master and disciple?"

A monk who claimed to be Tang Sanzang said seriously after quietly silenced and squeezed away Uncle Monkey who had come over with troublesomeness.

Just now, when he saw that the beautiful Miaoman Royal Sister came, he looked at the super perfect and convex figure under the tights, he was shocked and quickly replaced the inappropriate monk robe...

Then, he thought of the etiquette he saw on TV, and quickly took a step forward, completely blocking his uncle Monkey. While blocking the door, he grabbed the other party's hand and gently kissed the other party's back.

‘Good, good, good…’

To be honest, Tang Xiaoseng has always felt that the etiquette of these savages in the foreign countries is extremely vulgar!

As the saying goes, men and women are not allowed to kiss each other, how can they have such etiquette as strangers and women kiss the back of their hands when they meet? It's really outrageous and insulting!

but……

After all, it was to follow the customs of the country, so, cough cough... He, Xiaoseng Tang, had to reluctantly experience it. He couldn't let these foreign barbarians laugh at them for not being etiquette like monks from the Celestial Kingdom, right?

“…”

What's going on?

However, the black widow Natasha, who had been stunned for a while, finally came back to her senses at this time. Her mouth twitched, her face darkened, and she snorted coldly from her nose, quietly pulled back her hand and rubbed against the clothes behind her.

‘!?’

‘Bald donkey, what do you want to do?!’

When he found that a dead thief actually wanted to rob his own way, a monkey pulled the other party in first, then gritted his teeth and asked in a low voice:

'This is my dish, please let me die!'

‘…’

‘Uncle Monkey, don’t force me to recite the tight hoop curse…’

'snort!'

'The tight curse is useless! This little girl, Lao Sun, has a close eye on it, and there is no need to discuss the matter!'

‘…’

'The little monk promised that he would not tell Aunt Jingjing about you going to the nightclub after he went back...'

‘!!’

'Dare you?!'

‘The little monk never lies…’

‘Okay, okay! The dead thief is bald, you are ruthless!!’

After a few words of agreement, as a monkey turned around and returned to the living room to continue watching his TV, a bald young monk then smiled with Yan and stood generously in front of the "female fairy" who looked more like a fairy than the fairy she had seen.

“…”

really!

After seeing the performance of the two, the black widow Natasha sighed in her heart.

Because, in the reports and records of the two of them over the past few days, she could have basically guessed what kind of guys these two guys were! And if Xiong Dengdu had known that the other party was a guy of this kind of virtue, she would probably have done it a few days ago when they first met! But, it seems that it is not too late to change her now?

No matter what, she is very good at dealing with such a guy, even if the other party has some powerful ability, she has long been through many battles.

"I'm talking about this handsome guy!"

"Are you going to stop me at the door and not let me go in first?"

Natasha was not here to sell insurance, and she believed that the other party had seen it a long time ago, so she didn't explain, just held her arm and looked at a monk in front of her who looked too "sexy" and joked.

Yes, Natasha has seen many kinds of men, but this is the first time she has seen a man like the butterfly boy with a hint of 'scent' atmosphere in front of her! I believe that ordinary women cannot easily resist such a guy, right? But unfortunately, Natasha is not an ordinary woman. She is very disgusted with such a butterfly boy, very disgusted with such a man who is even more 'woman' than women!!

"Amitabha!"

"It's the little monk who is rude. Please come in, this female donor!"

Smiling slightly, Tang Xiaoseng took a step back and made way out of his position, and watched the other party twist his tight big butt step in, and let the other party start strolling and looking around in the living room of their house that they had rented for a few days.

At this time, in addition to the other party's butt and Miaomeng figure, the weapons on the other party's waist, the dagger in the shoe cover, the short blade on the gloves, and the small objects hidden in his hair were all used by Tang Xiaoseng, which seemed vicious and murderous weapons! However, whether it was Tang Xiaoseng himself or a monkey pretending to be watching TV, they were not ordinary people with no power to bind demons, so they would definitely not care about the small details that were irrelevant.

'Hello!'

‘Little monk! Just let her in without asking clearly, right? And this is a lonely man and a widow…’

Taking advantage of the opportunity of the other party looking around their house and taking advantage of the moment when a thief walked past the sofa, a monkey grabbed the other party's sleeve and pulled it in front of him.

'Amitabha…'

‘Uncle Monkey, you’re over-concerned! You don’t know who the little monk is. Don’t say she is a fake fairy. Even if she is a real fairy, there are ways for her master to subdue her! Go quickly! Go outside to buy some delicious food and drinks, remember to be more decent!’

‘Maybe we will keep her for a meal later?’

After slapping the other party's monkey claws, Tang Xiaoseng refuted his uncle's monkey with a smile and gave orders to the other party domineeringly, so as not to ruin his good things.

After all, a man and a woman are indeed lonely men and widows, but two men and one woman are not considered so, so a dead monkey without a wink is obviously redundant.

‘!!’

‘Why? After you have learned the scriptures, you still dare to call me Lao Sun? Don’t go! Don’t go!!’

‘I really don’t go?’

‘I won’t go even if I beat you to death!!’

‘…’
To be continued...