Chapter 1012 ヾ(??﹏?)??The God of Death is coming! Go and invite the cute master Annie!!(1/4)
Bear ShieldDi level 10 agent Phil Colson's beloved car, the "Laura" was originally just a classic car model, it was a model with only two seats... However, for a serious and crazy "Automan", the seating is not a big problem at all!
Isn't this?
When it first appeared at the door of a strange man who liked to pull leaves, it had turned into a four-seater convertible sports car, barely taking away the bald young monk sitting in the passenger seat with his hands folded in his hands and the strong man lying on the back seat on his side and eating bananas in a very indecent manner.
“…”
"Mr. Sun Xingzhe, please do not throw banana peels on the road. If someone steps on it, it will be dangerous."
"Laura" was driving at high speed in the busy lane, and a certain Sun Walker was holding a banana while eating and throwing it outside the car finally made Colson feel a little helpless, so he stared at the rearview mirror and carefully reminded someone who had no appearance or had no appearance.
Although there are no pedestrians on this fast lane, the banana peel that you beg to throw out is likely to be crushed on the asphalt road by the car and truck behind it. However, in Colson's opinion, it is always wrong to litter like that.
"Oh~!"
"I, Lao Sun, can't..."
Nodded, when a certain Mr. Sun Xingzhe drove a bridge across a bridge, he threw the skin of another banana directly under the bridge with advice.
Pudong~!
"All right……"
Colson opened his mouth, but in the end he didn't dare to continue talking about the other party. After all, after the other party knew that it was wrong to throw it on the road, he could correct his mistakes and throw it into the river. At least, there were no pedestrians walking in the river, right?
"Amitabha……"
"Donor Colson, the little monk doesn't understand why you came to pick me up this time, not the beautiful female donor of Natasha Romanov before?"
"The little monk originally had a lot to say to her..."
Yes, Tang Xiaomeng was very dissatisfied with this, seriously dissatisfied, and very dissatisfied!
The reason why he agreed to the other party's request so happily was not only because he was hindering the face of Aunt Anne, who had not seen him again for a long time, but more so was he just wanted to save all living beings and transform the evil black widow.
Of course, his ideas were very pure, and he really had no other meaning. He really just wanted to pass on the transformation. He dared to use the name of his eldest disciple Wukong and Monkey Ge to guarantee it!
"Mr. Tang, this is the thing."
"You may not know that Natasha is a capable player of our Bear ShieldD, and is also a member of the Avengers. She was sent out yesterday to perform another mission. It is said that she will not come back in at least a month? So, this time I have to pick you up. After all, we have met once..."
"Do you have any important things to ask her? If so, you can tell me now. I think I can convey it on my behalf. Our communication is very efficient and fast, and can be spread in real time in the Milky Way, ensuring that it will not delay your affairs!"
While driving forward at the highway, Colson turned his head curiously and looked at a young monk who was said to be a remarkable fairy monk.
As a senior executive of Bear Shield Detective, Colson certainly knew the identities of the two people in his car and the profession of the gods and living Buddhas... However, he did not feel much fuss about such things.
First, because he did not know much about Eastern myths, and did not understand the identities of the other two, and did not understand what the two identities of the other party meant; first, he had seen many other monsters like Thor, Odin, Loki, Mephisto, hell, heaven, Ghost Rider, aliens and angels, etc., or various other monsters, even if a God really came out to him and greet him, he might not be too surprised?
Anyway, the agents of Bear Shield Detective have relatively strong acceptance and immunity for those mysterious things and mythological characters to appear in front of them. Even if there are no doubts or outrageous things, they can accept them quickly.
“Good, good…”
"Donor Colson, thank you for your kindness, but there is no need to be so troublesome. The monk just wants to see her and ask casually, and he has no other intentions."
"Since she is no longer, let's talk about it later..."
What a joke, how could an important thing that he wanted to transform a female donor to pass on the other party? So, without thinking, Tang Xiaoseng clasped his hands together and proclaimed the Buddha's name, and then flatly rejected the other party's unreasonable request.
"Oh well!"
"However, when I meet Natasha, I will definitely convey what you want to see her..."
As he spoke, Colson simply let go of the steering wheel of the car with both hands, yaoed and stretched, allowing his "Laura" to shuttle at high speed in the traffic.
Colson is really tired...
Because, the recent discovery of Bear Shield-Dire is indeed a lot of new problems on the earth, so all of them are almost busy. All the agents, both fieldwork and internal service, are operating at high loads, and there are almost only six or seven hours of rest every day. Even Colson, the highest level ten agent and veteran, is no exception.
“…”
Tang Xiaoseng looked at the road ahead, then looked at Colson, who was comfortably holding his head and closing his eyes. He opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he still said nothing.
"What's wrong?"
"Mr. Tang, do you have any questions?!"
As an agent, Colson's perception was very sensitive, so he felt that a monk around him had been looking at him. He thought the other party wanted to say something, so he quickly opened his eyes and turned over and asked with a smile.
"Amitabha~!"
"Donor Colson, the monk is a little confused. When driving, don't you need to hold the steering wheel with both hands? How bad would it be if you bump into someone else's car or rush under the viaduct?"
Tang Xiaomeng, who has an indestructible body and an invincible body of all evil, must be not afraid of a car crash!
Because he is a true Buddha, the kind who is countless times stronger than a living Buddha! So he can't die easily no matter how hard he does... However, the Phil Colson or other person who was hit by him may not be certain.
Because of this, in my Buddha's mercy, although he was reluctant, he still carefully reminded a certain agent of Bear Shield Detective to drive safely... In addition, they were going to carry out the mission this time, and he didn't want to make mistakes halfway and waste more time on their way?
Tang Xiaoseng has been very busy recently. He and Uncle Monkey have discovered that the vast world in this world have been addicted to the sea of suffering, material desires are surging, and people are also indulging in the world, and those charming monsters are still raging. Since it is God's will and arranged for him to come to this world, Tang Xiaoseng will always be in charge of the control. Of course, the only things he manages is limited to the demons he thinks need to be transformed. There are too many ordinary mortals, so he doesn't have so much time to enlighten.
"ah?"
"Oh! You mean this..."
"It's okay, Mr. Tang, you may not know? My 'Laura' is a powerful automaker. It is different from ordinary cars. Even if I don't need to control it, it can take us to the destination safely by itself. If you don't believe it, you can see!"
After saying that, Colson simply held his arm and gave an order to his car, Laura:
"Laura! Hurry up, we have to arrive at our destination before twelve noon, and now there are seven minutes left!"
‘Impress! Sir!’
An electronically synthesized female voice came from the car's player, and soon the car's engine began to roar suddenly, and then it began to accelerate forward, without Colson's control, automatically moving left and right, surpassing the cars and trucks blocking the road ahead.
"So that's it, Amitabha..."
Although Tang Xiaoseng didn't know much about many things in this world, he knew that when he encountered something he didn't understand, he just needed to nod and chant the Buddha's name.
Drop ~! Drop ~!
However, before Colson could be proud, a police car that was surpassed by them suddenly roared in the back, and then began to speed up and chase them.
'gentlemen!'
‘There is a police car behind us and I am looking at us. Do you need me to slow down?’
At this time, the voice of "Laura" sounded very promptly because it also saw that the target of the police car that followed was them.
There is no doubt that for this classic car that does not trample license plates and is speeding, it is indeed a bit too blatant and conspicuous to drive on city roads at such a fast speed.
"No need to worry about it!"
"We will arrive at the destination soon, wait until we get out of the car and explain to them..."
At this time, whether it is slowing down or stopping, it is just a waste of time. Therefore, Colson, who did not want to do that meaningless thing, directly ordered "Laura". Because he knew, the police car behind would definitely not be able to catch up with them.
‘I understand, sir!’
“Good, good…”
"Donor Colson, wouldn't it be bad for us to go against the police like this?"
Tang Xiaomeng must not be afraid of those constables from the government, but he is afraid of trouble and is even more afraid of being mistressed by ordinary people all day long! Therefore, whether it is himself or Uncle Monkey, they will not easily choose to conflict or oppose the government's people, so as not to cause unnecessary things.
Although they are all gods, all become Buddhas, and they are also very powerful, they are all gods with status and status. They will be like some people who have gained strength and become dissatisfied all day long after they gained strength, and then they will quarrel with the sky and the earth and cause cause and effect, for fear that others will not know their power, which will lead to disaster? Of course, Tang Xiaoseng was definitely not the time when he became the Monkey King before his family's uncle Monkey was reincarnated. Although, that is indeed a very vivid and accurate example...
"Police..."
"It doesn't matter, Mr. Tang, you may not know that our Bear ShieldDi is not under their jurisdiction!"
"Besides, we are going to help their city solve the problem. Time is urgent, and even if we violate the traffic rules a little, we can understand it."
To be honest, it's just speeding now, and Colson doesn't think it's a big deal. Besides, they have turned off the main road now, and they are almost at their destination, not that short of time.
The most important thing is that after nearly a month of continuous high loading, Bear ShieldDi was in a irritable and bored mood, how could he care about those small things?
Drop ~! Drop ~!
Scream~!
As a sound of brakes sounded, when Colson's "Laura" parked steadily not far outside the door of a community leisure center, the police car that had been following them was also sirens, rushed over at high speed in a fierce manner and braked the car horizontally in front of their car.
'gentlemen!'
‘Not only speeding, but also driving in a standard way, leaving the steering wheel with both hands, you are going to get into big trouble this time!!’
Seeing that the car in front finally stopped and got out of the car, the two policemen who came out of the police car fiercely held the gun handle at their waist with one hand, and stared at the guy who was sitting in the driver's seat with a threatening look that not only dared to drive, but also dared not to put his hands on the steering wheel to despise traffic regulations.
I didn't say that these three people will definitely be scolded by them today, and then the red classic car will definitely be dragged back!
"On the contrary, gentlemen, I don't think I'm in trouble at all!"
"Sorry, that's it. This is my document. We are from Bear ShieldD. We are now performing emergency official duties. If nothing else, gentlemen, I think you might be able to go back now?"
"Please believe me, it's not safe here..."
Although I feel that doing this is a bit rude, the whole bureau is now busy and I just want to solve the problem here quickly to get back early and have some rest. How could Colson have the intention to care about what the other party would think?
‘…’
‘…’
Seeing the other party take out the hideous bear head badge with metallic style, the two policemen were stunned, and then their hands pressed on the gun handle at their waists and froze. Obviously, they all knew that the people in Bear Shield-Dire were indeed not something they could control, and the other party did have some extraordinary privileges in this city.
To be continued...