Swish~!

Swish~! Swish~!

In this deserted woods in eastern America, under the eaves of this shabby wooden house that had been abandoned for many years, a weird man wearing an equally ragged red and black tight-fitting suit, revealing an arm, half of his legs, half of his face and part of his torso skin was sharpening his blade.

That's right, he's Deadpool, Wade Winston Wilson, the guy who caused bloody storms in this universe, or the earth in this universe!

Although there were gaps of large and small on the shocking single knife in his hand, he still determined to sharpen the blade back and forth on the whetstone he had brought from which stream he had brought, as if he was planning to polish the single knife full of gaps into a sharp serrated blade?

Swish~! Swish~!

‘Very good! It’s very sharp, it looks like it can almost cut off the head of a bad guy with one knife…’

After sharpening it for a while, he even raised his knife and cut off one of his little fingers. After watching a new finger grow out of the bloody palm wound, Wade, who was testing the knife, barely nodded, feeling that the knife had almost been sharpened by him.

‘Yoyo…’

‘Let me think about it, who should I cut down next?’

‘Bear Shield Detective has basically no leader, and there are not many valuable targets left. The Avengers are just short of the beautiful girl named Carol and the little girl who doesn’t know which world to hide. That should take a lot of time…’

‘The X-Men are all destroyed. They are too impatient to kill. The professor is dead. His school is also blown up by me who is a genius…’

‘The mutants are almost dead, and the aliens who run to Earth are almost cut off, right?’

‘The unlucky guys who were in the Light have basically died... No! It seems that the king of Atlantis is missing... But now there is no hurry. He can't hide for long. He will take a small gift to his house to see him. By the way, he will ask him what it means to hide at the bottom of the sea and not come out...’

‘The Red Skeleton is almost dead as his men…’

‘Tsk!’

‘It seems that there is no particularly interesting goal. So what am I doing now to sharpen my knife? Who are I going to chop tomorrow?’

After muttering to himself for a while, Deadpool Wade was a little troubled because he found that his work was so good that he could not think of or find a valuable goal to start in a while?

After all, his target does not include ordinary people, just superheroes or villains, of course, there are also mutants and so on... And those people only need to kill one less. According to the current progress, he will probably be able to complete his mission soon, so now he is starting to get into trouble for whom he wants to ask for tomorrow.

‘Hmm?’

‘Uncle Wade is on vacation today and doesn’t want to work. Why are there anyone coming to the door without knowing whether they are alive or dead?’

Suddenly, Deadpool Wade stopped his work and turned to look up into the sky.

At this moment, in the sky, a heroic and muscular man wearing an exquisite blue tights, with an inverted red sign on his chest, and a big red cloak behind him was slowly landing from the sky majestic.

After passing through the dense branches and leaves of the woods and approaching the ground, the visitor simply touched the ground with his toes, and then slung in the air without any anger and mighty eyes at a certain red and black tights wearing a tattered red and black hoodie. The red and black hood on his head was broken, revealing a half-ugly face full of ugly bumps and Wade, who was full of joking eyes.

‘…’

‘You caused great damage to the Earth of this universe, destroyed the Avengers, and bombed the Deadpool of the Bear Shield Deadline, that Wade Winston Wilson?’

That's right, the person who came was Clark Kent, the superman of the DC Universe!

He was commissioned and invited by Bear Shieldway not long ago to come to this world to deal with the crazy demon who had been killing people crazy during this period!

However, given that he knew the strength of Bear Shield Detective better than anyone else, he felt that it was probably because Bear Shield Detective’s fuss, and he had an unfinished task assigned by the Huberian, so he had been stuck in other worlds and could not free up his hand, so he had to wait for a while... But unexpectedly, when he finished his own affairs and returned to the Huberian, and was about to return to his own world to rest, he actually heard a horrible news:

The Avengers were almost completely destroyed, and the top leaders of Bear Shield Detective, together with the battleship, were blown up by the Deadpool by Wade Winston Wilson?!

Therefore, while being shocked, he hurriedly teleported to the earth of this world. With the super hearing and vision of their Kryptonians, he soon searched and found the culprit who was hiding in this woods and sharpened his knife in front of him, and found Wade Winston Wilson.

"Ahhh!"

"Look, who do I actually see now? You should be a superhero from another universe world, the famous Superman Clark wearing underwear, right?"

Wade was just grinding his knife under the eaves of this hidden forest hut, struggling with whom he would cut tomorrow. After seeing the visitor, Deadpool Wade was stunned at first, and soon, even though he had never seen the other person or visited the earth in another universe, he strangely revealed the other person's identity and origin.

If it were the past, Wade would definitely not recognize the other person, but now, as long as he appears in front of him, he can easily break the other person's origin, even Superman is no exception.

“??”

"Hey! Man, where are your red pants?"

"Why don't that red thing continue to be worn outside? Listen to my advice, as a superhero, you should have your own characteristics. Look at you... just because someone said a few more words, then they immediately hid their underwear. How bad is that? If you don't wear the underwear outside, the recognition is not enough. How can others recognize you at a glance as the Superman Clark who has a steel body and can't be beaten to death?"

"or……"

"You can wear mine first? There is a freshly washed one hanging in my house. Although it is a pair of flower underwear and the style is not very novel, I think it must match your tights full of lump meat..."

It's so sweet~!

However, before the slutty Deadpool Wade could finish his words, two red eye-blade rays swept through his eyes. While leaving two molten ferocious smoke ravines on the ground in front of him, he also sharpened him so hard that he could chop off one of his little fingers with just one knife, and the single knife he was about to find the next target tomorrow, instantly melted into a piece with only one smoker hilt left?

"Shut up!"

"Answer my question just now!"

After Superman Clark released a ray of eyelashes to deter and destroy the ridiculous weapon in the other party's hand, he continued to hang in place, and asked the other party with an angry look and a majestic face:

"Did you cause great damage to the earth of this universe, destroy the Avengers, and blow up the Deadpool of the Bear Shieldway? Are you that Wade? Winston? Wilson?!"

To be honest, although all kinds of evidence, including the information he saw, what he said and what he said, what he said, what he said, it has proved that the other party was the Deadpool he was looking for, the Wade Winston Wilson he was looking for! But now that he really came to the other party, Clark discovered that the guy in front of him was not only ugly, but also seemed pitifully weak, that is, he was just a little stronger than the unequipped Bruce?

Although he has not seen the other party's super strong self-healing ability, he would never believe that with the strength of Bear DengDu, with the many villain superheroes, X-Men, mutants and other heroes in this world, would be harmed by such a guy in front of him to the point where everyone is at risk, and even can only hide everywhere and dare not resist?

He didn't understand how this guy in front of him did it?!

“Ahhh…”

"That's the knife I've been grinding for a whole morning and haven't had time to cut... Well, your move just now is like Scott Cyclops, the kind of superpower that has the natural ability to emit red shock waves in both eyes?"

After looking at the weapon that he had been polished for a whole morning, but was easily burned by the other party. Deadpool Wade wailed madly at first, and was about to say who he wanted to chop, but suddenly stopped talking, because when he saw the other party's expression, he seemed ugly?

So, he first threw the hilt of the broken sword with hot and red melting metal into the broken house behind him indifferently. Even if it quickly fell into a pile of debris and gradually sparked and smoke gradually emerged, he ignored it.

Because since his casual temporary safe house was discovered by someone, there was no need to continue to exist, he would definitely not stay here. Otherwise, God would know when several missiles would fly down from the sky and blow him into pieces?

"Oh! Please..."

"You might be wondering how I killed that unlucky guy in Scott, right? Actually, it's very simple. I secretly changed his eyepiece and when he was about to attack me, his head was cooked by his own Cyclops. That kind of scene, his companions and those women at that time were frightened, tsk tsk!"

Hot!!

"Oh! OK OK, please calm down first?"

Two more warning eye rays swept across. Although Deadpool Wade took a step back in time, he was still burned several toes. Even his boots that he had been deliberately protecting were finally damaged for the first time.

"Wade Winston Wilson..."

"I have limited patience to answer my question just now. Next time, it will be not as simple as burning your toes."

While staring at the other party's eyes that were not afraid at all with an angry and warning gaze, he frowned inadvertently after discovering that the guy had recovered quickly and had grown those few fresh toes from the broken boot toe.

"Are you asking about that kind of thing?"

"that……"

It turned out that the other party was still obsessing with that kind of thing, and Deadpool Wade couldn't help but be a little confused because he needed to think about how to answer it?

"Okay, in fact..."

"I want to correct it first: although I did destroy the Avengers and bomb the Deadpool of the Bear Shield Deadline spacecraft, it was indeed Wade Winston Wilson... But there are some things you may have really misunderstood. I didn't want to cause too much damage to this universe and this earth. I did that just to stop something from happening so that this tragic world would not be so miserable?"

"besides……"

"You may not believe it. I killed more than just the people from Bear ShieldD and the Avengers. I also killed all the X-Men. Professor X, the bad old man, was a little reluctant to accept the content in my mind, and was scared to death. Then I killed everyone in his school..."

"I haven't let go of all the mutant geniuses, whether men, women, old or young, because I, Wade, think their existence is actually a mistake?"

"Of course, there are more and more!"

"Not long ago, in a large warehouse, there was a group of mutants gathering. They were denounced me and wanted to unite to attack me? Unfortunately, I was killed by me with a large amount of micro explosives! I drove in a car full of explosives and pressed the detonation button under their horror. None of them were left!"

Speaking of this, Deadpool smacked his lips with some nostalgia, because that time, it took him a lot of time to resurrect and was almost caught by the agents of Bear Shield Detective.

"By the way!"

"And the Moon's Inhuman Base, that thing is actually even simpler. I found a way, instantly destroyed their shields and exploded their energy system..."

"You know, humans cannot survive without oxygen, and the same is true for the alien race. And even if my geography class is not good, I know that the moon will definitely not absorb the atmosphere, so..."

"They died quickly, none of them were left, and died very quickly, basically without much pain except for being unable to breathe?"

"Really, that's a bad memory, because it reminds me of my bad course. If I had better grades back then, I might have been able to get into college and become a white-collar worker, rather than being a funny clown like I am now?"

Deadpool Wade completely ignored the face of the opposite side, who became darker and ugly, and just said all the things he had done, like a show of flaunting.

"And there..."

"You may not know that I have fewer targets now. Except for the little girl and a little girl I want to kill the most, most people can't make any big waves... Although I also know that some of them have been preparing to bomb me with nuclear bombs?"

"But fortunately, they definitely can't catch me. I have a lot of secret weapons..."

"Next, I want to..."

Finally, someone who could talk to him and was not the target he had to kill, so Deadpool Wade didn't seem to have planned to miss such a great opportunity, so he started talking nonsense.

“!!”

"Enough!!"

Without waiting for the Deadpool to continue talking complacently, Superman Clark, who had confirmed something, drank the other party in an angry tone.

"Deadpool..."
To be continued...