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Chapter 0606 There is a demon here ( )(1/3)

 In Qiantang County, a middle-aged Taoist robe was shaking his head and stroking his own pair of beards. He looked up and down the three-entry courtyard in the city with great interest, and looked at the wealthy family with a sneer, muttering words:

“Hmph…”

"Hey! Look at this family, the dark clouds are shrouded in the sky, the demonic energy is soaring into the sky, there is no divine light in front of the door, and even the door god is torn. It seems that there must be monsters here. Isn't this destined to make a fortune now?"

Originally, this Taoist priest thought of making a fortune in a big city like Suzhou, and then asking for a few concubines to live a few years before returning to Mount Emei to practice. But when he passed by this small place in Qiantang County, he actually saw this family proudly. There was a faint accumulation of demonic energy in the family?

Therefore, this family is destined to lose money to avoid disasters!

If it is an ordinary poor family, he may not be too lazy to care about other people's business, but only the big houses in Qiantang County can live in this kind of big house! And these big dog families are the customers who like to serve the most!

If it were the kind of poor family who was barely poor, even if the other party had an evil family, he would definitely not pay attention to it even if he saw it! After all, subduing demons and demons would have to consume magic power. Even if it was the kind of gods who asked for divine talismans, they would need to be filial to them. They were like Taoists walking on the ground, not the parade gods who were in charge of the Heavenly Court to subdue demons and demons. Why should he take care of them too much?

"Well!"

"Today, let me help you solve your troubles and earn some money and expenses for yourself?"

When he saw that a family just opened the door and two couples who looked very blessed and full of heavenly court walked out of it, the Taoist eyes flashed suddenly, as if he had figured out the approximate reason why this family caused the evil spirit.

It is normal for such people with good looks and bodies to attract evil monsters to look at them. Not to mention ordinary monsters, even if he has practiced for thousands of years, he is very jealous! Of course, he will definitely not be able to do the kind of thing that can be used to eat the essence and body of a human being.

So, after thinking about it, he changed his hands and turned up a fortune-telling sign with the words "The Prophet of the Unsuper" and greeted the couple who were closing the door and heading towards the street.

...

"oops!"

"I said, "Madam, our family is too crowded now, and it's not that we don't have money. It's just that we can order some dishes outside and let them deliver them on time. If you can barely make do with it for a few days, do you have to buy it yourself?"

Holding two large bamboo baskets in his right arm, Li Gongfu, wearing casual clothes, complained reluctantly to his wife beside him while going out.

The dignified Captain Li Gongfu and Li Da went out to buy vegetables with his Hedong Lion Roar. Does he want to be ashamed?

"There are so many people in the family, and each one is more edible than the other. Our family is not rich now. Do you have to make it yourself? You don't feel tired when you are busy with such a family's meal?"

Now, in his Li Gongfu's house, including the couple and the little guy Annie, there are eleven people living in all sizes. For example, a family member has to work hard for three meals a day for a long time, so it would be better to use the purchase directly to save time and effort.

"It's better to be busy, I'm happy!"

"Don't think I don't know. You just want to take the opportunity to have something good to eat, because it's not your money, so you don't feel sorry?"

What was her official thought in her mind? Wouldn't she, Xu Jiaorong, the person next to her? So, after she told the other party's little thoughts, she pulled the other party's clothes and asked her to go to the market quickly. If she went too late, maybe everyone else would pick up all the good food!

"Well! Then let's make your decision!"

Li Gongfu, who was told by the other party, was a little embarrassed and did not dare to respond again. He could only follow the other party with two big baskets dejectedly.

“…”

When the Taoist who had looked at the two couples out of the house and looked at them for a long time, he couldn't help but feel excited and hurriedly carried his sign to meet each other.

"Heavenly spirit, earthly spirit, I will do the best before my servant!"

Originally, the Taoist thought the other party would definitely stop and asked curiously, but he didn't expect that the other party walked over directly, without any intention of stopping?

"Heavenly Spirit, earthly Spirit, gods are not as smart as me..."

This seems to be different from what you expected?

Seeing the two fat sheep walking farther and farther away, they were about to turn to the street on the other side of the corner of the wall. The Taoist gritted his teeth and gritted his teeth and quickly chased after him, holding the big bamboo basket held by the male head of the household with one hand.

“Hey hey…”

"Two lay Buddhists, please wait first! Let me, a living god, show you the complete picture?"

The Taoist forced the male head of the household and successfully attracted the attention of the two of them, then he fiddled with his sign and said proudly.

"Who are you?"

"Ha! You dare to call yourself a living god just like you? I tell you, if you want to cheat money and go to another place, Li won't eat your tricks! Li's living god... You tell you, even the shameless old Taoist Chen who has seen appearances for decades in the west of the city, he dare not brag about himself like you!!"

After looking at the other person up and down, looking at the vulgar man in front of him, he didn't look like a Taoist practitioner at all, Li Gongfu shook his head, smiled in his heart and planned to leave here with his wife and buy vegetables early.

Compared with the old Taoist Chen in the west of the city, the thief Taoist in front of him is even less like a Taoist priest. How could he waste time with the other party?

“Hey hey!”

"Don't leave, two!"

Seeing that the two were about to leave, the Taoist priest quickly stepped forward, stretched out his hands and barely stopped him at the corner of the street, not far from the other party's house.

"Two lay Buddhists will listen to me first. As the saying goes: If a person has no long-term thinking, he will have immediate worries!"

"I am the Taoist priest Wang Daoling of Maoshan. He has been practicing in Emei No. 3 Middle School for thousands of years before he can attain enlightenment. He is especially good at subduing demons and demons. Today, he accidentally passed by Qiantang and deserves your luck! Let me ask you, is this house yours owned?"

After stopping the two of them, Wang Daoling began to ask this question in a sinister way.

The other party’s family must have been subjected to a monster. He would definitely not misunderstand this. So when he said this, Wang Daoling was really confident and was not afraid of the other party not being able to do so!

"Of course this is my home, so what's wrong? Is there any problem?"

Who knew that this was his home to Captain Li Gongfu and Li. Could this Taoist, who was not good at striking the spot, did he? Why would he dare to ask such a question in front of himself now?

Although the woman next to him pulled him away, Li Gongfu thought about it and felt that he was idle anyway, so he simply started chatting with the thief Taoist priest who was born. He wanted to see what the other party wanted to show off his name.

"Of course there are big problems!"

"Look at your house, the dark clouds are shrouded in the sky, the demonic energy is soaring into the sky, there is no divine light in front of the door, and even the door god is torn. This is a sign of violent wind and fire, and the water is dry and slaughter. So I dare to assert that there must be monsters in this house. You, Mr., are probably going to be in trouble today!"

"But... as long as the layman spends some money to buy my three spiritual talismans, I will ensure that your family has nothing to do!"

After saying that, Wang Daoling quickly took out three yellow runes from his arms, and showed off to the other party like a treasure.

Although the matter may not be as serious as Wang Daoling said, in order to earn a sum of money quickly, he still talked about the matter seriously, trying to scare the male head of the household and let the other party pay for his three divine talismans honestly.

Although, if Wang Daoling had not personally cast a spell and presided over the ceremony of asking for the gods, and begged the Heavenly King to set up a net of heaven and earth, the effect of these three divine talismans would be the most of the monsters in the mirror. However, even this is enough, Wang Daoling would definitely be at ease when he put away the money!

"Ahhhh!"

When he heard the thief Taoist priest say that his family's feng shui was not good, the irritable Mr. Li almost spitted at the other party's face without a mouthful of thick phlegm.

"What are you talking nonsense about this thief Taoist priest?!"

"Your family is so dark clouds shrouded in the sky, your family is so fierce and violent, and the water is dry and trapped! I think you, an outside Taoist priest, don't even know how to look at him. Even the old Taoist Chen in the west of our Qiantang County! A few days ago, the old Taoist Chen had just calculated for Li, and finally stopped cursing me for being unlucky. He also said, "There is a bone on the forehead and a light in his eyes. He must be protected by immortals. In the future, he will definitely be rich and noble, and the evil will not invade you?" But you are so good. When you come up, you curse me for being unlucky. Let me ask you: What is your intention?!"

"I think you may not know yet, right? Mr. Li, I am the chief constable in Qiantang County. If you come here again to make noise, be careful that I will let the constable arrest you and imprison you, and ask you about the crime of "caught fraud"!"

Originally, Li Gongfu was in a bad mood by his wife forcibly taking to buy vegetables, but now, the other party dares to speak up and say that his family's feng shui is not good and he dares to curse himself for being unlucky. How could he give the other party a good face?

There is also something messy about "no god light in front of the door". Those two door gods were obviously a prank, so his wife was tearing them up. They were preparing to invite two new ones to replace during the New Year. Where is it as mysterious as the other party said?

Seeing the foreign thief Taoist priest who was so handsome, come to their Qiantang County to cheat and cheat, Li Gongfu, the captain, was originally a little disgusted. What's more, the other party dared to find him and prepare to cheat if he didn't go to inquire first. How could he give up?

At least, he had to scare the other party. If possible, it would be best to drive him out of Qiantang County directly, so as to avoid this thief-headed guy coming here to deceive people or cause trouble!

"Okay, Gongfu, please say less!"

"Master Wang, how do you sell these three spiritual talismans?"

Xu Jiaorong, who did not want to delay buying vegetables because of his entanglement with the other party, grabbed his official Li Gongfu and planned to buy the other party's three spiritual talismans.

After all, the three spiritual talismans don’t cost much. According to what she usually asks for in the City God Temple, a few copper coins are enough. Just accumulate virtue and do good deeds, or make a destiny for the other party?

"Oh? It seems that this female lay Buddhist has vision!"

"These three spiritual talismans from my destiny are not expensive. They are generally not sold, but only given to those who are destined to be... But, you still need some incense money. For this lay Buddhist, you only need to give this number!!"

While admiring the other party, Wang Daoling handed over three spiritual talismans quickly, stuffed them directly into the other party's hand, and stretched out one of his fingers.

For him, being destined or not is all bullshit. Being rich means being destined, and not being money means not being destined!

"Ten big money? That's not expensive, okay, wait..."

Judging from the prices of the spiritual talismans he had usually sought in the City God Temple, it was fair to have three spiritual talismans and ten copper coins, so he was anxious and wanted to buy vegetables quickly. Xu Jiaorong directly reached out to touch the purse at his waist and was about to pay.

"No, no, no! It's not ten big coins, it's this number!"

After discovering that the other party did not fully understand what he meant, but was only willing to give such a little money, Wang Daoling quickly waved his hand and stretched out a finger again.

"Yi Guan, one or two? Only you three broken papers?"

Before Xu Jiaorong could exclaim, Li Gongfu was a little unhappy.

One tael of silver is his salary for half a month. Even if he has money now, he can't squander it like this! What's more, he is now giving such a thief Taoist priest for nothing? With the other party's appearance, who knows whether it is a true Taoist priest or is here to cheat money?

"How can you do it? You misunderstood by layman!"

Wang Daoling continued to wave his hand and explained with a smile.

He didn't take it seriously because he could just sell fake medicines and cheat a lot. How could he have done a lot of things to slaughter this fat sheep?

"Huh! That's good!"

"If you really dare to collect our usual money, we won't buy you anymore!"

Xu Jiaorong's hand covering her wallet was finally relaxed. If the other party really dared to keep the armor forever, she would definitely turn around and leave!

"Actually... they are worth a hundred taels!!"

Seeing that the two people in front of him were so incomprehensible, with the compassionate heart of saving people and subduing demons and demons, Wang Daoling finally had to sigh and said softly again.

“!!”

"One hundred taels! Why don't you snatch it?!"
To be continued...
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