‘Report!’
‘Sir! The materials and documents you want have been sorted out and have been sent to your email address…’
“…”
"Okay, I get it."
In the headquarters of the man in black, Z, the head of the headquarters of the man in black, code-named z, can even be said to be the leader of the organization, replied to a staff member's call in the communication, cut off the communication, clicked on the information sent by the other party, and began to read it.
He was preparing to watch the video of a little girl's inspection and recording at the headquarters a few days ago, as well as the dialogue between the other party and his subordinates and their records during registration, etc.
actually,
To be honest, at the beginning, they really thought that the little girl was just a little human being who had been exposed to aliens or alien objects? Therefore, their organization would naturally send agents from the organization to deal with it. After they were planning to find out the situation, they would use the "memory remover" to tamper with and remove the other party's memories and recycle related items, etc.
But no idea...
The other party is actually an alien, not affected by the instruments they developed and researched in view of human DNA and brain characteristics?
Then, their organization agents were tampered with their memory and cliched, and the things that happened after they sent them back that made him laugh and cry...
So far, they have not found any more abnormalities from the agents and agents whose memories have been tampered with, and they have no idea what methods the other party uses to clear and modify their agents' memories or the technology of an alien race.
so,
Now, in his spare time, he plans to check the body scan data of the alien girl they successfully got back a few days ago and some information they found. He then turned on the holographic projector in his office, watched the other party's live dialogue images and analyzed it, and saw if there was any other useful information?
“…”
"Varoland? Runeland? Gray Order? Is it a little princess of a kingdom... Really fake?"
"Oh, God bless..."
Sure enough, as he has been in contact with aliens more and more over the years, the more he is, as the leader or leader of the senior leadership of the "Man in Black", he can understand the insignificance and fragility of the earth, and the more he can understand the risks that the agents under him need to face on weekdays and the huge pressure on his shoulders!
But sighing is useless, because z knows that no matter what, someone must do that, someone must sacrifice, everything is for their earth and the earth humans living on earth!!
"call!"
"Forget it, let me continue to see it first, while there is nothing worse now?"
After skipping the irrelevant conversations in the previous ones and the images of the arrest of the damn, sensitive aliens, smuggling sensitive objects, z finally freezes the picture on a node of a conversation he thought seemed interesting:
‘That’s the last thing…’
‘Anne, let’s talk about it quickly. Apart from the ones you have said and the device with that deuterium 8, do you have any unique features, dangerous goods, or special abilities?’
This is what k said.
z knows why his subordinate asked that, because...
Those aliens who came to Earth did have various special abilities...
For example: aliens who habitually spew harmful liquids and release terrible spore poisons (although in the eyes of aliens, they just fart or spit out sputum?), and those who like parasites and reproduce at high speed (the most terrible time, a guy breeds except for thousands of similar people, and if they hadn't had their men in black responded in time, blocked that area and placed it into a military restricted area, and finally successfully repatriated those damn monsters, things would have been big!) Or freaks that grew infinitely after getting nutrition, etc.?
Anyway,
For any alien who came to Earth, their organization must not take it lightly! Even those who seem to be harmless and certainly do not harm will be restricted and monitored in a certain area!
‘Special ability?’
∑(△)?!
‘Does magic count? I am a great magician, I know magic, it’s amazing!!’
o─┉─:☆
In the image, a light shot out from the little girl's fingers.
magic?
The little girl said something that made Z feel a little shocked. After a while, he couldn't react to what the other party said and did.
‘Magic doesn’t count, next!’
‘Anne…’
‘In the future, you shouldn’t watch less cartoons like our earth, there are all deceitful things! Because there is no magic on our earth at all, we only have science here!’
‘Also, please don’t fool us with the trick of using your fingers to shine?’
K obviously didn't believe in magic, so his image directly denied the other party's words at that time, and then modified and filled it out on the form.
"oh!!"
So that's what it is...
Z, who was watching the holographic image, finally nodded as if he knew it, and finally understood why the alien girl said that just now. Think about it carefully, before their "Man in Black" organization successfully invited the other party to their headquarters to register and monitor, the other party had indeed smuggled to the earth and stayed for several days... So, maybe the other party watched more TV and cartoons in the ordinary world, and believed it to be true by their Earthlings, and then imitated like a child?
Think about it, isn’t the other party just a child?
Anyway, z himself never believed that the other party would do anything to do. He felt that at most, the other party brought some small things and was unwilling to hand over high-tech items? That was just like the special fluctuations that they used to clear memories when they dealt with their agents, and the small one that the other party handed over, but almost blew up the deuterium 8 explosion device at the headquarters of the man in black, that damn nuclear grenade?
once Upon a time……
z has always felt that it was crazy enough to develop nuclear artillery shells with radiation killing ranges higher than the range... Who would have thought that the people in the alien girl's world were even more crazy than the Earthlings. They even dared to develop and install nuclear grenades for throwing, and dared to bring them out to wander around?
Those aliens, aren’t they afraid that she will blow up others or herself?
"Okay, keep going..."
z shook his head and sighed...
He also felt that it was meaningless to think about that kind of thing now, so he should continue to watch this video and see the little guy who looks like an Earthling and his physical data is also suspected to be an Earthling. What else did their K Agent not notice at the time?
If not, then the matter will be over.
'hateful!!'
(`^)
'They really know magic. Do you believe it or not? I won't show you any more!'
oo
"Ha! This little guy..."
Not to mention, not only did he not believe it at that time, but he didn’t even believe it, but he was now observing the holographic video carefully.
He still felt that the little guy was just pretending to be magic with some kind of item at most! After all, whether it was lightning, fireball, freezing or other energy attack methods, their men in black had various weapons that could be easily achieved, and that was nothing extraordinary.
Moreover, the countless experiments of the "foreign-related" organization of their black man have already proved that it is obviously difficult or almost impossible to interfere with nature with the power of biological bodies... However, technology can easily do it!
Now whether it is going to heaven and earth, burning the sky and boiling the sea, or turning stones into gold, directly changing matter into another substance, the technology of the men in black can be easily done! And "magic" or something else, let that inexplicable thing continue to stay on TV and give the children of ordinary people on earth they are guarding for entertainment?
Where is there any magic in this world? Even the aliens who can release lasers and lightning, in Z's opinion, are just creatures like fireflies and electric eels, and nothing is amazing!
‘By the way! There is one more thing here…’
‘Annie, your memory clearer, that 'forget is empty' cannot be used casually, but since you hide it so well and we can't find it out, then forget it, we won't confiscate it for the time being...'
'But you must keep it well, not use it indiscriminately, nor throw it away anywhere!'
This was still the voice of k. After sighing, the other party continued to fill in the holographic report on the computer, which is the one that is being viewed in the hands of Z, who is now the leader.
Z does not intend to pursue the matters that his subordinate is good at making claims...
Because, no matter what, the little girl finally helped them a lot, helped them find loopholes in customs inspection equipment, and also allowed them to successfully catch a group of aliens who repeatedly smuggled arms and dangerous goods to the earth, allowing them to crack a super big case, severely cracked down on the arrogance of the alien smuggling groups blatantly smuggling from under the noses of their customs personnel, and confiscated countless property and stolen goods, avoiding many big troubles in the future.
Therefore, given that the little girl has not shown too dangerous aggressiveness so far, it is barely understood that she is arbitrary to make a decision to not completely confiscate the other party's items? In short, now that their organization knows the other party's existence, as long as their equipment supervises the little girl twenty-four hours a day, it will definitely not happen that terrible things beyond their control, just like they do to other aliens living on Earth.
‘…’
(д.)
‘Hey! Even if you think you confiscate it, you will definitely not be able to confiscate it!’
"Ho! Fun!"
Seeing the little girl's proud performance, a cunning face like a little fox and a contemptuous expression, she was holding her arms and checking the information. Z, who looked at the image, shook her head and smiled, and picked up his coffee from her table.
z firmly believed that if they insisted on confiscating all the dangerous items in the other party's hands, there would always be a way to do it...but they couldn't bear to use violence against the little girl, and felt that there was no need for the time being, that's all.
‘…’
‘Finally, Anne, do you have any special abilities other than your ‘magic’ that we don’t know?’
As for the other party's use of something that is well hidden, he obviously did not intend to ask too much, and asked directly what they still don't know.
‘Special ability? Which one do you want to ask?’
(灁°w°灁)?
‘!!’
‘How many special abilities do you, an alien who looks like us, have?’
At this time, the person who went past the registration investigation asked the first question, was a newcomer who made Z feel unreliable...
To be honest, z doesn't like or feel very satisfied with the little thorn who was transferred from the police force... because the other party's personality of despising authority is not the kind of character that a good subordinate should have?
However, since that was K's choice, he naturally didn't ask too much, because he chose to believe in which of his capable subordinates.
‘You are an alien!’
o(へo)
Obviously, which little girl, Anne, doesn't like being treated as an alien, just like when they are not like being treated as inferior races by some aliens and calling them "Earth people" in a tone, and being treated with colored eyes by others?
After all, the title of "Alien" has more or less a little exclusion and discrimination, even if the Earthlings do not have that kind of confidence most of the time?
‘j, please be quiet!’
‘Little Annie, please don’t mind, he is a newbie and doesn’t understand the rules very well?’
In the holographic video, K turned his head and warned his companions with his eyes before continuing to show an unnatural smile and comforted the little girl.
"Hey!"
So much fun!
At this time, Z, who was watching the holographic video, couldn't help but have an arc on his lips... Because, he has rarely seen his serious subordinate K who smiles like a bitter-faced person all day long.
Although, when the other person smiles, it may be a little ugly than crying, it is completely pretending?
‘I can see that he is really not likable at all!’
(^)
The little girl looked disgusted and said it in front of the boy. Somehow, Z, who was watching the movie, felt very relieved? Because that bastard is indeed not likeable... Moreover, that guy actually had the face to find him to discuss the treatment that day?
‘Ha? Thank you!’
The black-skinned J spread her hands, and seemed not going to continue to worry about too much with a little girl.
‘Okay, let’s continue…’
‘Where did you just talk about it? Oh, by the way! Annie, do you have any special abilities? Let’s talk about the most powerful and easy to cause harm to others?’
After being interrupted by his assistant, K almost forgot what he should ask.
‘The most amazing one?’
‘I can eat it very much!!’
~(e')
‘…’
‘…’
"this……"
Seeing this, not only did the j and k in the holographic screen laugh and cry, but even Z, who is reviewing the information and evaluating the degree of threats of the other party, almost sprayed out the coffee he drank in his mouth!
He was a little confused. When was "specially edible" also one of the special abilities that was "the most powerful and easy to cause harm to others"?
'All right……'
‘What is your favorite thing to do?’
K continued to ask, and then z could see that his subordinate was filling in some content on the little girl's information at this time, and directly skipping the column of special abilities, which seemed very perfunctory... However, after thinking about it, he still didn't plan to care too much about this matter, because that was indeed not very important, so save it if you can.
‘What I like most? Of course, it’s delicious!’
('wˉ)~
‘…’
‘…’
"call!"
"Forget it, I'll stop watching it, so that's it!!"
Z reached out and slashed on the holographic report. Finally, he signed his name on the report submitted by his subordinate, and placed the little girl's relevant information and instructions in the alien archive room of their man in black. At the same time, he gave an evaluation of "extremely low" threat, Z turned off the image and the other party's holographic archive.
Now,
He only hoped that the little girl's family would come to Earth from an alien planet to find people... Otherwise, he might have to send someone to be a nanny for the little guy or provide relevant defense power? Otherwise, it would be a big deal for a little alien, an alien who seemed to be a child, to jump around on their earthly people, right?
“Hmm?!”
"k, what's wrong, is there anything?"
Not long after z turned off the image and handed over the information, he found that his subordinate K and the new man J actually pushed open the door of his office and hurriedly walked in?
Seeing that the other person's face looked a little unpleasant, Z, who knew that there might be something big, couldn't help but ask curiously.
"boss!!"
"The big thing is wrong! Something happened, it was the Xie Lailong! The 'Twins' said it. They seemed to have monitored that one of them passed our General Administration of Customs last night and sneaked into our earth, and it was in Manhattan! It also attacked several innocent aliens!!"
After walking to the other party, K reported in a deep voice with a somewhat ugly expression.
And J around him still looked careless or excited, as if he had no idea what kind of existence the alien his partner was talking about was?
“!!”
"Is there a situation? Or is it the alien of the Elyail Dragon Clan? Oh, my God!!"
When he heard such a bad news, the leader of the man in black scratched his head and didn't know how to deal with it for a while.
"I do not understand……"
"How did those troubled guys in Xie Lailong smuggle into our earth? Why do we only know now?"
"Also, can anyone tell me what they are trying to trouble those aliens?!"
While recalling the troublesome alien clan information in his mind, Z began to think urgently, wanting to clarify the key points.
To be honest, he doesn't care about the aliens' life or death. He just doesn't want those aliens to die on Earth and cause them all kinds of troubles... It's just like the various tourist and vacation centers on Earth don't want any tourists to be attacked and die in scenic spots?
If you think about it seriously, isn’t their backward earth just a tourist resort center that provides services to aliens and allows them to experience life on the primitive planet? Although the men in black have been working hard, it is not something that can be achieved within one or two hundred years.
"Boss Z, we don't know too much! Have you forgotten that the aliens had smuggled contraband a few days ago before we discovered it?"
Suddenly, the bored j who was idle on the side actually spoke and slapped his boss in the face without mercy, just like what he often did when he was in the police force.
“…”
“…”
The two old subordinates and subordinates of K and Z suddenly fell silent, and then stared at a guy with big lips and black skin with their two silent cold faces.
"Ok!"
"Two, you guys, just pretend I didn't say anything?"
J suddenly remembered that he was still a temporary worker, and the two in front of him were his partner, guiding the trainer and the assessor, while the other was even more amazing. He was the largest official in their headquarters base. If possible, he would better not offend him easily?
"That's it!"
"No matter what they want to do, but since you are all here... Then, let's leave this matter to you to investigate the damn Xie Lailong's affairs! Be sure to pull out the guy as soon as possible, then capture him alive, and arrange the fastest spaceship to drive them out of the earth!!"
Z pointed at a newcomer, J. He planned to let his capable subordinate K take the other party to deal with this difficult matter.
"Yes! I understand!"
K didn't say much, just nodded and took on this task.
“!!”
"Wait, wait..."
"Boss z, we just completed a 'hard' task a few days ago. Shouldn't you give us a good holiday first?"
Although j is careless, the dragon thing is definitely not right, because he could see that after hearing their alien names, many employees, agents, and even K and the boss Z were a little unpleasant. So, for granted, he did not intend to touch such thankless things before he figured it out.
So, now he is planning to find some excuses to avoid this one, which is likely to be a dangerous task! At least, before he understands some taboos of the high-end profession of the man in black, he is not going to touch it?
This is like when he was in the police force, no matter how much he despised his authority, he did not dare to touch some gangsters in the city of New York. Otherwise, he might have been shot in his sleep or on the way to work!
“….”
Z didn't say anything, but his black short cheeks were trembling now, indicating that he might be in a bad mood now?
"Okay OK!"
"You can not have it for now today, but when can you make up for a leave of absence for me?"
J is new, and this boss Z doesn't seem to have much prestige in his eyes... In fact, when he was in the police force, their inspectors, sheriffs, and even the branch chiefs were never taken seriously by him!
Because he is willing to do things, can do things, and has the ability, no matter what case he handles, he almost always does it based on his own preferences, and is not afraid of being suppressed or punished at all... Although he is often commended for his outstanding work, it is obvious that promotions and other things are almost as good as his personality and never has his share?
Now, although the original New York police force has changed from the current high-end, elegant, low-key, luxurious and connotative "foreign-related" organization of the man in black, the thorn is a thorn, and no matter where he goes, he will be a thorn!
Anyway, his thorny "head" cannot become dull in a short while.
“No holidays…”
The beard on his chin shook and shook, and finally, it took a long time to put on such a short and affirmative sentence.
"Not today? When will it happen?"
"If you want to change to another time, that's fine, maybe I can save it until a few months later, and wait until Christmas to use them together?"
I plan to do a fake show and discuss the treatment a few days ago. It seems that it is almost August, but I have just joined the company. Although I have made some contributions, it may not be realistic to take a vacation. Therefore, he thinks that the holiday doesn't seem to be very urgent, so he can save it first?
“…”
"No holidays! No Christmas!"
"Boy, let me tell you this. We men in black don't have any holidays! Anything!!"
Z took two steps forward and stared at the guy in front of him who had just been at work for two days and had completed a task that was not considered a task, and had been making noise about taking a vacation and asking for a raise!
He didn't understand what organization the other party thought they were in black, and the kind of federal police force with poor discipline and fat food?!
“In fact, we only seem to have one kind of vacation, that is sick leave!”
"If you are injured by an alien but are lucky enough to die, you will undoubtedly enjoy the best medical services and medical leave... At other times, all agents must be on standby for twenty-four hours until the day you die or when you are old enough to work?"
Z grinned without any concealment, ruthlessly hitting the black-faced thorn in front of him, and preparing to enjoy the other person's expression that might make him feel relaxed and happy.
"What?!"
"God...how can you?!"
J was shocked. For the first time, he felt that he seemed to accidentally enter the evil lineup of a pyramid scheme organization?
Look, this job as a man in black agent not only has unknown salary, no holidays, but also has an outrageous twenty-four-hour system, but also allows entry and exit. Is there any human rights in this world?!
“…”
At this time, without waiting for J to continue to say something, K, who was beside him, stepped forward and hugged his assistant's shoulder, and dragged the other party to the outside of the boss Z's office with force.
"Don't waste time, it's time for us to go out for missions now..."
After nodding to his boss, K almost half-pulled and mopped the floor and forcibly dragged his new assistant away from the office...
"Hey! k, let me go!"
"Let me speak well with that damn old man... He bullies people too much... Let him wait. I will definitely report him to the union. He will wait to receive the lawyer's letter, he..."
J still shouted indignantly, and thus gained the curious and puzzled eyes of many employees and agents of the past men in black.
"Okay! Save it!"
"j, I have to remind you that our organization is not under the jurisdiction of any federal department, and the courts will definitely not find us, because we are just a group of people who do not exist in this world. No one except us knows our existence!"
"And, unfortunately, there is no union of any kind in our organization..."
K sighed. He didn't know if it was a wise choice to find this thorny policeman to be his assistant, his partner, and his future successor after retirement?
However, now that thinking that kind of thing is useless, it is important for them to continue to perform tasks!
Moreover, maybe one of them died at some point, and then, he might not have to think too much about the troublesome things like successors.
"No union? How can that be?!"
J expressed surprise that such a large organization did not seek benefits for workers, staff, agents and agents?
"or……"
"Boss k, how about we organize one? I am the president of the union, you are an operator, you are familiar with this place, and then you invite others to join, and then we can negotiate directly with that bad old man!
A new man in black began to think about it...
"Given the dangers of our work, I think he has to give us at least three to four days off a week and his salary will be doubled, what do you think?"
In j's opinion, the danger of the profession of the man in black must be no less than that of going to places like Iraq or Africa and Syria to work as mercenaries, so high salaries, high benefits, and affordable living conditions and holidays are definitely essential!
"You're thinking too much!"
"Come with us now, we need to go on the mission as soon as possible. Xie Lailong is not a good guy to deal with!!"
K doesn't plan to say too much, because the guy in front of him has just been applying for a few days from the disorganized New York Police Force. After a while, after a few more tasks, this guy can see the dangers and necessities of this job, and how much the earth needs the protection and maintenance of these people, the other party will definitely calm down and work hard until retirement!
Of course, it is also possible that you can’t retire, but you may die halfway through if you don’t know which day you accidentally die?
"God..."
"Boss k, how did you endure it over the years? Haven't you ever thought about protesting anything?!"
A job without a holiday, I have worked for thirty or forty years, and I have never complained, which makes J very puzzled.
“…”
"You will understand later..."
“!!”
"But I figured it out now, I don't think I can wait for the future!"
"I can't explain it clearly now."
"How can you know that you can't explain it clearly before?"
“…”
Click!
"Stop talking nonsense, get in the car!!"
He quickly walked out of the headquarters elevator of the man in black, nodded to the black suit guard sitting on a chair reading newspaper and eating fast food, and then pushed open the door and walked out, pointing to the black classic car parked in the parking space outside, and said to an assistant beside him who complained constantly.
Actually, just now I really wanted to tell the other party about the guardian staff. Compared with him, the guardian staff is much greater... Which employee has been guarding the entrance of their headquarters building alone, and has been doing it for decades. The work is not only boring, but also there is no one to talk. The passage is still very dull and depressing and narrow...
It is said that the person's hemorrhoids seemed to have been cut several times due to sitting for a long time?
But after thinking about it, K finally didn't joke about other people's affairs. He just got into the driver's seat of his car and urged someone who was still talking nonsense again and didn't know what he was talking about quickly get in the car and prepare to set off.
“…”
(⊙w⊙`)
Little Anne is now eating the large bag of fried donuts in her hand, staring at a cat and a dog while watching!
Then, for granted, the dog was staring at her all the time, and both sides stared at each other with wide eyes, and no one was in a hurry to speak or "bark" or something.
“…”
"Hi! Hello, my name is Anne!"
(⊙o⊙)
"That... I'm very surprised. Are you not a dog? But why do you fall in love with a short-haired pointed-eared cat?!"
(w)
The two sides looked at each other for a long time, and finally, Anne, as a little girl, was a little unsatisfied, so she couldn't help asking first. Because in the past, the cats and dogs she saw usually started fighting after meeting, so how could they hang out like now? Besides, the cats and dogs didn't seem to have known each other for a long time.
She has been wandering around the city these days, and then, naturally, accidentally noticed a small newspaper booth, a fake robot selling miscellaneous items and a weird beetle dog on the street. So now she is idle, so she takes the other side and stares at the weird dog.
“…”
··
The dog did not speak, but stared at a little girl with innocent and inexplicable "animal" eyes, and even waved her tail twice in response.
"Hey! You're not talking, be careful I'll cook you!"
o('w*)o
Anne now doesn't matter if anyone around her will hear it. Anyway, she was really dissatisfied when she saw the dog in front of her dared to fool herself impolitely.
“…”
"Wool! Wool!"
“!!”
"I'm really going to get angry!!"
(`)
"Why……"
"But you said that I am a dog, so why do you want me to speak human language?"
··
As a last resort, given that a little girl was getting more and more harsh in her eyes, the bellgian dog could not withstand the pressure and had to speak out and sigh.
"But you are not! You are an alien... No, you are an alien dog, am I right?"
o(*^^*)o
"It's still the question just now. Why did you fall in love with a cat? I found out that you have been pestering it and are still showing your gratitude!!"
"Since you said I'm not an ordinary dog, why can't I like a short-haired Siamese cat on Earth?"
The alien dog asked back.
Now the cat was scared away by this nosy little girl, which made him very upset, so he spoke a little listless... As for the people on earth around him who heard him talking, he no longer wanted to worry about it. Anyway, there will definitely be a man in black to clean up the mess later, and he is not worried that he will be exposed at all.
"Hey? It seems to be too!"
(°°〃)
"Okay! Then this is the case, tell me your name, we will be friends in the future, I like you, a bad dog!"
~(^_^)~
“…”
"But I don't like you at all!"
··
After saying that, the bell dog turned his head and drooped his tail and ears and planned to leave.
“!!”
"Hey! How can you be so rude? Be careful that I really cooked you!!"
(·`w)
"Whatever you..."
u`u
"Damn guy!!"
(vv)…
Of course Annie wouldn't do that, but she was a little unwilling to accept it.
"Then I'll buy that cat later?"
Hum (-`w-)
Annie doesn't believe it anymore, can't she cure the dog?
“!!”
"Hello! Little girl, my name is Frank!!"
··
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Chapter completed!