‘Dingdong!’

'Dear alien passengers, the last spacecraft to be on the be2019y0726ke this month is about to be. Please go to the 18 platform to check tickets and board the ship as soon as possible...'

‘Ding Dong!’

‘Dear alien travelers, my last trip to this month…’

‘…’

"Hey! That idiot must be unable to catch up, but he's such an unlucky guy!"

Agent j was holding a plain mug, leaning back against the door of a staff lounge on the second floor of the customs office and the waiting hall of the man in black. He was just looking at the busy staff in black in the customs hall in the distance, the agents and security guards who were patrolling, the alien passengers coming and going, or the aliens who were visiting in outer space who were waiting in line for passing and checking.

Then,

Of course, he also heard the crisp broadcast of the female broadcaster, and saw a soft crawling alien in the waiting room trying hard to crawl on the smooth floor in the waiting room, at about two miles per hour, towards the ticket gate of the platform No. 18, when he knew that the alien must have no time to board the plane!

Perhaps, for the next month's flight, it can come early and go to the ticket gate to wait early? This is also impossible. Who made it grow so many feet but still walk so slowly? Moreover, the other party knew at a glance that it was a marine aquatic creature on a certain planet. Now that the ocean area accounts for more than 71% of the planet's planet's travel, you must have thought that this was the situation?

j But I heard about that guy, but when the other party came to Earth, he found that the people on Earth were all living on land. It is said that he was still very surprised?

Fortunately, today is already the 26th, and there are only a few days left before the first flight next month. If the other party does not want to transfer to another planet, he may have to stay on the earth for a few days...

Of course, before that, it would be better to spend a little money to buy an exoskeleton armor for transportation, a flying moped or a walker or other things? Otherwise, it may not be able to catch the flight to the planet be2019y0726ke next time.

“??”

"Hi~! Little beauty, what are you watching? Why, do you want to have a drink too?"

J, who was drinking his refreshing drink, saw a female agent passing by, staring at him with her beautiful brown eyes blinking. After thinking that he was attracting the other party, he smiled and showed his big white teeth, raised the cup in his hand, and smiled and invited him.

I am very handsome, and I am wearing standard clothes for men in black and black suits and black tie. I am actually aware of it for a long time. So, now that I saw that someone was finally attracted by his charm, he quickly sent an invitation and prepared to take advantage of the time today to hook up with these beautiful and heroic female agents in the organization.

"ah!!"

"No! No! Thank you for your kindness!!"

As if she had confirmed something, the female agent who was staring at the other party suddenly changed her face. She quickly waved her hand and raised her face again, then quickly moved forward, twisted her big butt, and within a few strokes, she quickly turned forward and turned around a corner and hurriedly left here.

"strangeness……"

The other party's departure made J a little puzzled. He didn't understand why the other party's face suddenly became so fast. Maybe... it was because the little beauty was too shy?

That's right, it must be that way!

After all, they are not familiar with each other, so it is indeed easier to fail if they invite something rashly. Besides, now, in the headquarters of the organization Men in Black, everyone is working, but not everyone can rest all day like him.

"Hey! Look at me, I forgot to ask her what her name is and which department she is in..."

After a while, J, who remembered something, reached out and patted his head in annoyance, and grabbed the curly hair less than an inch long on his head for a long time.

"Suck...suck..."

call!

I don’t know why, the coffee ground from the four alien-like guys today was surprisingly good? Maybe, it was because agent j finally had a rare day of free time today?

Anyway, this is rare, because today, someone who is more capable of exploiting his subordinates than those capitalists, the big boss of the black-clothed man, did not arrange any new tasks for him, Agent J and Boss K for the first time?

This made him feel puzzled in his heart, and he was also willing to accept that he could finally have time to rest for a day at the headquarters.

Because there was not too much time, he did not choose to go home to rest, but wandered around the headquarters of the man in black, and had just visited the lounge. He also unexpectedly discovered that the four worms who seemed to be fighting at the headquarters were preparing coffee here.

In fact, it’s not that he doesn’t want to go back to his home to check it out, but because his home is far away from here. If an old man gets fucked up and suddenly arranges a task temporarily, he may not have time to come back...

And once he can't get back, he will inevitably be scolded again!?

So, that's it!

but……

Think about it seriously, since Officer Edward left his police force and began to apply for the Black-clothed agent and stood out from the so-called elite candidates such as the Marines, National Police, Air Force, and the omnipresent FBI and obtained the position of this Black-clothed agent, he has been carrying out tasks with high intensity for almost a month.

From the Manhattan city streets above their heads to the headquarters of the man in black deep underground, from the hot South American desert to the North American icebergs, from the mountains and forests of Europe to the savannas in Africa, and so on, his footprints of agent j's j's footprints were left everywhere...

It can be said without hesitation that Agent J has made great contributions to the organization of the Black during this period... Of course, he also made many low-level mistakes, and was grabbed by an old man many times and scolded him, and even almost got rid of the robbery... But fortunately, he insisted on it.

Today, he unexpectedly got a full-time official and became a formal agent in black from an apprentice or a temporary worker to be tested!

From now on, no one can blame or threaten to fire him except his boss, his friend and good partner, his good partner's agent, and some bad old man.

No matter what, James Darrell Edward finally used his own efforts to prove his own value, proving that he is basically competent for the profession of the Agent of the Black! Of course, the name James Darrell Edward no longer exists in the outside world, nor in the world of the Black...

Now he is called J, Mib's black-clothed detective j, that's all!!

‘Ding Dong!’

'Dear passengers and friends, the spacecraft at Barreo Station has had an engine failure and a large-scale leakage of toxic fuel. Now the engineers are under emergency repairs, so the Super Metro Line 1 and Line 13 leading to Barreo Station are temporarily closed. Please forgive the inconvenience you have caused...'

‘…’

"Hey! It's a malfunction again?"

"I knew that those aliens must be uneasy. Look, what kind of rags have been sold to us in the Akiron Empire?!"

It is no longer one or two times that the spacecraft at Barrio Station has an engine failure!

Anyway, this is the second time he has heard the failure report during his time at Mib's headquarters... He has no idea that it must be those aliens who deliberately sold out the outdated spaceships to the Earthlings. They deliberately sold some quality-related things, so they can earn the repair and parts replacement fees for the Earthlings by relying on regular maintenance?

In fact, some of the unscrupulous manufacturers of Earthlings had been playing this trick countless years ago. Those alien tricks could not deceive his famous new agent J Agent!

“Hmm?!”

"Hik! Why are you here? Oh! How about you? Do you want to have a cup of coffee? I tell you, the four of Chong Chong and the others didn't seem to be lazy today. The coffee beans are grinding well and they taste very delicate. Do you want to try it?"

He was resting and watching the fun of the aliens in the customs below, listening to the radio from the customs and the waiting room, and occasionally pointing and teasing, he suddenly saw his good partner, Boss K, walking towards him. He quickly said hello, and after taking a big sip of the drink in his hand, he raised the coffee in his hand and asked.

The coffee today is really good. He has already drunk the third cup now. Moreover, he remembers that there is a little left in the strange coffee maker in this small lounge. If he wants to have one, it will definitely be enough.

“…”

"The Coffee of the Cuckoos? It's still very delicate?"

When K who came over heard the words of his assistant j, he was stunned at first, then frowned and looked at the coffee cup in the other party's hand.

He was a little strange in his heart, so he took another step forward and approached the other party's cup to smell it. When he smelled some strange special "scent" smell, he quickly changed his face, then grinned, and quietly took a small step without saying a word.

"uh-huh?"

"k, what's wrong with you? Is there any problem with this?"

J had no idea what the hell was doing. He himself also sniffed the cup in his hand curiously, and then took a small sip...

This is absolutely fine. The coffee is still warm, just put in that small strange silver metal thermos pot. It smells quite fragrant, tastes bad, very delicate, and has a long taste... It is obvious that the four insects must have put some thoughts on it? Anyway, in the opinion of j, the cup in its hand is definitely not inferior to those of the best products!!

“j!!”

"Listen to me, if I were you, I would throw away that thing immediately, and swear that I would never touch any silver 'coffee pot' placed in Table Mountain again?!"

Seeing that the other party dared to drink, Agent K took a small step back without a trace. After getting a little further away from the other party, he rarely raised a small arc at the corner of his mouth, and then stared at the companion in front of him who had become gradually uneasy under his eyes.

"What's your look?"

Gulu! Gulu!

"Really! I think this thing is delicious. If you don't want it, I won't leave it for you. I can drink at least two more drinks!!"

Although he felt that the companion in front of him suddenly became a little strange, after he smelled the cup mouth in his hand again and confirmed that there was no problem with the things inside, he couldn't figure it out, so he simply raised his head and drank it all, and then signaled the drinks to the other party.

He definitely didn't let go of such a good thing! So, although he still didn't understand why Boss K said that strange thing just now, he still didn't change his previous attempt to fight, that is: to drink all the good things left by the insects!

“…”

Although the truth of the matter may be a bit cruel, after thinking about it, K was finally ready to tell the other party a very bad fact ruthlessly:

“j…”

"I'll tell you this..."

"As we all know, the digestive systems of most aliens are different, and the digestive organs of the insects are very different from those of us humans? Therefore, they actually cannot completely digest the food of our earthlings... In fact, for example, coffee, they usually only drink a taste and digest and absorb a small part of the caffeine?"

"Then……"

Speaking of this, K saw the face of the assistant in front of him and found that the other party gradually became a little ugly, he paused and prepared to continue organizing the language...

Obviously, the other party is not stupid and seems to have realized something?

But, be prepared to do what the person can do to the end, or plan to explain things thoroughly so as not to make such a low-level mistake next time?

“Um…”

"Then most of the food they drink, including coffee, will be pulled out intact? Of course, they must have some of their body fluids and secreted excrement, which is definitely impossible to avoid..."

"And the silver 'coffee pot' inside with a special mark is actually their special toilet? You also know that their size is so big that it is definitely not suitable to share the bathroom with us humans... You may not know that under normal circumstances, other agents will not touch that thing, but you..."

"You actually took the initiative to drink that thing?!"

After suppressing the smile, he said this and explained the matter clearly clearly, K happily hugged his arm, and looked pale at someone who was already secretly covering his neck with his other hand, as if he was preparing to make some move and finally joked.

Agent K did not lie, because that is indeed the fact. Almost all the agents and employees in black know this kind of thing! Why don’t you know it until now, and no one reminds you... Maybe it’s because the other party’s performance has been too bad recently and has made mistakes repeatedly, so that his popularity has never been very good?

But it doesn't matter. As long as he sees what the other party does wrong, he will always correct it in time, just like now?!

“Um…”
To be continued...