"Collection of Shanhai Jing Recipes"

(↑A designated authoritative works by the Institute of Wild Animal Edibleness and the Plant and Medicinal Association of the Da Shang Dynasty!!)

Recipe 1: Steamed pork meat??

Specific practices:

First, catch a live wild adult slut!

Slaughter it before serving, take two kilograms of tender meat on the inner thigh, chop it into a steamer, add 50 grams of old osmanthus peel, cut it into small strips, add 100 grams of crushed powder of the branches and leaves or flowers, add a little ginger juice to remove the fishy smell, season a little soy sauce, grab it evenly with your hands and stir and let stand for ten minutes.

Then, put the steamer on the Jiulong Divine Fire Cover, add an appropriate amount of mountain spring water that receives the first ray of morning sunshine in the morning, put it in a steamer, cover it with a small hole and breathable bronze lid, heat it on the low heat of Samadhi True Fire for at least three to four hours, wait until the minced meat completely becomes eroded, and when a cyclonic counterclockwise spiritual power cyclone appears in the pot, you can take it out and eat it!

Food effects:

Clears heat and detoxify, improves the liver and improves eyes, replenishes spiritual energy, and harmonizes yin and yang... After eating, people can strengthen their bodies, strengthen their legs, improve blood circulation in the head, strengthen brain nerves, and enhance their sense of direction, which makes people good at distinguishing directions, and can also make road deafs with extremely poor sense of direction not easily get lost.

Moreover, its taste is very, very fragrant, the meat is smooth and melts in the mouth, giving people the ultimate taste bud enjoyment, no less than the dragon liver and phoenix marrow above the heaven!

(*????﹃`??) It smells so good~?????

Origin of the recipe:

1 There is a beast in the mountain that is shaking. It looks like a yu and white ears. It is hidden and walks away. It is called yu yu. It is good at eating.

2 There is a tree, its shape is like a cube and its black texture, and its four flowers shine. Its name is called a cube, and it is not confused when worn.

Recipe inventor: Tibers Bear (responsible for grasping the ginger and giving some bad ideas about ingredients), chef Xiaobai (responsible for cooking, reviewing and making related finished products)!

Note: General kitchen fire and spring water are also OK, but it will damage part of the effect of the medicinal food... (It is said that using the Liu Ding Divine Fire, one of the four heavenly fires in the Bagua Furnace, will the effect be better?)

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"Ha! I'm full!!"

e=(???????*)))?? Very delicious...

Just now, Little Annie accidentally traveled to the Nine Heavens in her sleep, and met an interesting old administrator who interfered with her without authorization. Then, she was still negotiating with the other party in that boring place for a while. At the beginning, the two sides almost started fighting because of a conflict in ideas!

Even she didn't expect that the old administrator, he didn't want to reason, and wanted to drive her away directly from this world?

But in the end, after Little Annie used those "big truths" to move them with emotion and reason, the other party had to give up the impolite behavior at the beginning and had to put in a patience to listen to her "reasoning".

Then, the ‘reasonable’ Queen Anne successfully convinced the other party, letting the other party extinguish the unreasonable idea of ​​driving her out of this interesting world, allowing her to continue to stay in this world, and she also loves to play whenever she wants to play, how long she can stay for as long as she wants!

Of course, it doesn’t matter what method she used!

Anyway, everyone loves it, and the flowers bloom, the smart, well-behaved and cute Queen Anne successfully handled everything without using the final violent option of force! As for whether it is a coercion or temptation or something, there is no need to tell it in detail.

only……

“…”

(????????????????)

After waking up and having a delicious, fragrant, tender and appetizing steamed meat minced meat, she unexpectedly discovered that outside of Queen Anne's house, in front of the lawn in front of the big stone, there seemed to be a large group of strange strange guys inexplicably?!

“??”

|??)?????????

What's going on? Why is it so lively?

"Hey? That..."

"Tibers, what's going on outside? How come there are so many strange things coming to our yard? Is there any strange festivals or special events here today?"

∑(??△)?!

The top of the Izumi Peak in Cuiping Mountain is where Annie's home is located, so, naturally, the top of the mountain becomes her yard. The lively situation outside makes the little Annie, who is full and drunk, ready to run out to roam, feel a little strange and puzzled...

Because, she had secretly seen it and found that those guys seemed to be waiting for something? But she had lived here for so long and hadn't discovered anything special here at the top of Izumi Peak...

Not to mention watching the sunrise or something!

You know, now that after she woke up and had enough food and drink, it was already noon. If it weren't for the branches and leaves of ancient high mountain pine trees that were so unhappy that a few people could not hold onto the top of the mountain, the sun would almost have sunk to death, how could they come here to watch the sunrise?!

(…)

(Dear little master... Otherwise, think carefully first and see if you have forgotten something very important today?

(●￣(??)￣●)

——Tibers has long been numb to a careless little master who wakes up and eats and drinks and throws everything away and forgets everything. He has long since he doesn't want to comment... Anyway, no matter how it says or how it corrects it, it is useless. The little master of his family is the kind of virtue, still he can't change it no matter how he doesn't change it!!)

“…”

(ー`??ー)

"Is there something important?"

|(*' mouth`) Let me think about it...

A certain person is prone to sleepiness after eating, and the blood in his body circulates actively into the stomach, and his memory begins to decline severely and temporarily. Even the effect of "steamed meat" may not be cured, the little girl fell into deep thought.

"Tibers, it's really strange. It seems that people have really not forgotten anything particularly important..."

(.??v??v??v??.)

Little Annie said confidently, because she had just carefully sorted out what she was going to do today!

For example: She just ate very full and did not forget to eat; then, when she just woke up, she was still energetic and did not forget to sleep; and, she had just planned to go out and did not think about where to go, and did not plan in advance yesterday, so she was very sure that she had never forgotten to go somewhere to play...

So, Queen Anne finally said that she has a good memory and she really hasn’t forgotten anything important, absolutely nothing! There is no one!!

(…)

??????~???????????

(Little master...)

(Did you really forget it? Didn’t you tell the Jingwei bird yesterday that you would teach it on the top of Izumo Peak outside today and teach it magic. You wouldn’t have really forgotten that important thing, right?

(●￣(??)￣●)

——Not mentioned, that thing must have been forgotten by some bad little master... So, now, besides kindly reminder to the other party, what else can it do and what can it do? Fortunately, the strange guys outside don’t know, otherwise, they will definitely be frying the nest, right? You know, their poor guys have been waiting outside for a long time.)

"Huh? Ah! Right!!"

!!!∑(??Д??ノ)ノ

"I remembered that there was indeed that thing. I seemed to say that yesterday... But, Tibers! That's not an important thing. That kind of small thing shouldn't be remembered all the time!"

s(??'ヘ????;)ゞ

In Little Anne's world, nothing is important except eating, drinking, having, having, sleeping, and trying to make herself happy! So, just now, a bad guy, Little Bear, said that she had forgotten something important and kept misleading herself, making her unable to remember no matter how she thought about it, is extremely hateful!

How could she forget those important things? That absolutely does not exist, at most, just forget some irrelevant trivial things, such as the lecture that will be held today?

(…)

?????????????????????

"Um……"

(??~??)

"Okay! Tibers, since we have said we want to teach them, then go out and teach them a little spell now, it shouldn't take much time!!"

??*????(ˊ??ˋ*)???*??

Since it was something that had been promised yesterday, although it was not an important matter, Queen Anne, who would not easily ruin her promise, said that she was going to go out to meet those weird guys and then say something.

But, she hasn't figured out what to teach...

The guys outside looked so excited and expectant, they must have expressed their wrong feelings!

Because, Queen Anne, who has always been the most annoying to hold meetings and classes, has always been late and leaves early, will definitely not spend too much time teaching them too many magical spells to those messy monsters.

After all, teaching students or something is really troublesome!!

Let's talk about it,

She clearly agreed to the guy called Jingwei Bird yesterday, but why did so many weird guys come today? Could it be that those aunts and aunts who are all that weird bird? Unfortunately, the guys outside are all wise monsters, and they seem to be unable to eat them, otherwise they wouldn't have to catch small animals tomorrow...

(??╭╮??)

(It seems like you have caught it when you went out...)

(●￣(??)￣●)

(Tibers said that most of the foods that Xiaobai ran out to hunt and got back, while the ones that Xiaobai could not beat were the ones that Mr. Tibers personally took him out and asked Xiaobai to fly out to kill and catch him. What was there for someone who could only eat, drink and have fun?!)

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‘!!’

‘Brother Ape, are you here?’

‘Didn’t you come too, three-headed pheasant spirit?’

‘Brother Ape is so amazing. He can climb up such a high mountain. I admire him!’

‘Where are,... I definitely can’t compare to your hairy wings with Brother Pheasant, you can fly.’
To be continued...